Sorry for missing yesterday! I got called into work at the last minute.
Guide to this chapter: Emma is bold, Regina is italic. Enjoy!
Gina!
Emma? What's wrong?
My dad is next outside arresting some guy!
For what? And who is it?
It's too dark to tell who it is! All I know is that he's reading the person their banana rights, so it sounds serious.
His banana rights? I don't think you realize how hard I'm laughing right now.
Whoops. Shut up.
"You have the right to a banana. If you can't afford one, one will be provided for you."
I hate you.
Is it just me or has this been the longest week ever?
It has. It's not just you. But guess what.
What?
It's Friday! TGI Fibromyalgia!
*slowly falls to the floor laughing*
I meant Friday! FRIDAY
*laughs even harder*
Whatever Regina.
Just watched the morning news. The weatherman said to prepare for flamingos this weekend.
Oh no! Anything but flamingos!
Turn down your sass levels Regina Mills. I meant flooding.
Thank goodness! I didn't know how to prepare for the bird invasion.
Can you pick me up some crankshaft on the way home?
Cranium juice
Crab juice
Cranberry Jews
OH COME ON!
Your phone really does hate you.
Worst morning ever.
Why? Are you okay?
Car wouldn't start. And I ran out of tampons, so I had to use a notepad.
Wow. Well that doesn't sound very absorbent.
Hahaha I meant MAXIPAD. What the heck. At least I'm laughing now.
There you go!
I need groceries. There's no food here and I'm starving.
Just come over! I have tasty stuff in my panties!
I bet you do
OMG I meant pantry! Stupid phone.
Sure. Blame the phone. We both know that that's what you really meant.
I did not! Although I wouldn't protest…
There's the Emma Swan I fell in love with. I'll be over in 5 minutes
How's my wonderfully pregnant girlfriend?
Emma. How did you know?
Whoops, I meant perfect.
Wait, WHAT?
Love you! Goodnight
My love for you is so strong I would buy you a casket if I could!
Castle. I promise that I meant castle.
Good to know. Although I do already have my own castle.
What are you doing with Henry tonight?
Probably watching Harry Potato
And the Sorcerer's Stove
*Potter *Stone
Harry Potato and the Sorcerer's Stove sounds like the lamest movie ever.
You finally had an autocorrect fail! Yes!
One compared to your hundreds
Touché