p class="p1"Felix was horrified. Everyone was horrified. /p
p class="p1"Everyone was horrified at the psychotic little girl who's no older than eight saying that she wants to watch everyone kill each other. /p
p class="p1""Y…You're kidding… right?" Felix laughed nervously, but the girl's expression didn't change. /p
p class="p1"'Nope! 100% serious!' The girl smiled. /p
p class="p1"Hearing something like that so scary coming from a girl so young in a tone so cheerful was just enough to make any person feel uneasy./p
p class="p1"'Now, before you actually start working for me, let's go around introducing each other!' The girl giggled. 'It's no fun killing someone who you don't know!' /p
p class="p1"'THIS IS BULLSHIT!' The man in the flannel stood up, banging his fists on the table so hard that everyone flinched. He was sitting perpendicular to the girl so Felix thought that he would pick her up and throw her against the wall any second. 'YOU THINK THAT I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BRAT? WE AREN'T PLAYING PRETEND HERE, YOU'RE NOT OUR CEO.' /p
p class="p1""Mark, are you getting cranky? There's some hot cocoa here if you'd like some, I find it calming, maybe it'll do the same to you." The girl smiled. Normally when a girl her age hears an adult screaming and swearing like that, they'll start crying, but this girl was unfazed. It's almost as if they were having a casual conversation at teatime. /p
p class="p1"'IN FACT, I'D TO SEE YOU PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT A WEAK LITTLE BRAT.' Mark kept screaming, ignoring the girl. /p
p class="p1"What followed was a blur of colours, and the next thing Felix knew, Mark was flying through the air, and slammed into the wall with a loud snap before he became still as a statue. Everyone screamed. /p
p class="p1"And the girl was standing upright, with her hand outstretched like she just commanded the force to push Mark away. /p
p class="p1"Her eyes changed. They were now demonic with a thin red mist protruding out of her eyes. /p
p class="p1"Then she turned back to normal. /p
p class="p1""Now then, on with our topic." She sat down, smiling, like the incident never happened in the first place. "I am your CEO, Ace of Hearts." /p
p class="p1"'Ace of Hearts? You mean that playing card?' The british brunet man said. Out of everyone here, he seemed to have recovered from the incident the quickest. /p
p class="p1""Coooooooooorect!" Ace of Hearts giggled. "Ten points to Danny!" /p
p class="p1"'Please don't call me that, it makes me feel weird… Just Dan's fine…' Dan stuttered. /p
p class="p1""Awww… Bummer…" Ace of Hearts sagged in her seat and pouted cutely with her arms crossed. This side of her was cute, no matter how much Felix tried to think otherwise. /p
p class="p1""Aaaaaanyways, so, since Mark sits right next to me and he's over there dead… Maaaaaaarkimoooooooo! Wake uuuuuup!" She sing-songed. /p
p class="p1"Then, like nothing had ever happened, Mark sat up, groaning. /p
p class="p1"'Ow… What happened…' He grumbled, rubbing his spine. /p
p class="p1""I just killed you." Ace of Hearts smiled. "Anyways, Mark, come over here and introduce yourself! No use killing someone you don't know!" /p
p class="p1"Mark just stared before finally sitting down in his spot. /p
p class="p1""Mark. Mark Fishbach." Mark said, crossing his arms in the chair. /p
p class="p1"'And your YouTube name?' /p
p class="p1""Markiplier." /p
p class="p1"Felix recalled that name on one of the doors he passed. Although… He can't remember who he was… But he was oddly familiar. /p
p class="p1""And your friend sitting next to you?" Ace of Hearts smiled. /p
p class="p1"'Jack. Jacksepticeye.' /p
p class="p1"Then, everyone went around introducing themselves, and Ace of Hearts just smiled. /p
p class="p1"'Kenneth, Call me Ken if you'd like, CinnamonToastKen.' /p
p class="p1"'Daniel Howell at your service, Danisnotonfire.' /p
p class="p1"'Phil Lester here, Amazing Phil.' /p
p class="p1"'Sup. I really rather not share my real name, but just call me Cry, short for Cryaotic.'/p
p class="p1"'Hello! My name is Aaron, or just Yami's fine. Yamimash is the full name, in case you're wondering. /p
p class="p1"'Minx, RPGMinx, If you'd like, call me Michelle, but I prefer Minx more.' /p
p class="p1"'For privacy reasons, I don't wanna share my real name, but just call me KrismPro, or Krism.' /p
p class="p1"'For the same reasons as Krism, I don't wanna share my real name. Just Ohmwrecker is fine, or Ohm if you'd like.' /p
p class="p1"'My name is Lordminion777, or Wade.'/p
p class="p1"'Bob. I know, pretty stereotypical name, but Muyskerm isn't.'/p
p class="p1""I'm Danny." /p
p class="p1"'I'm Arin.'/p
p class="p1""The two of us and a few others make up a channel called Game Grumps." /p
p class="p1"'I'm Marzia, Cutiepiemarzia, I hope we get along well.' /p
p class="p1""How's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie, or Felix." /p
p class="p1"Ace of Hearts smiled. /p
p class="p1""Ace?" Ohm asked. "So you're basically asking us to kill each other… for your entertainment?" /p
p class="p1"'Oh, very nice question there, Ohm,' Ace of Hearts smiled. 'Thing is, this isn't only emmy/em entertainment that you're providing…' /p
p class="p1"The hall was silent. /p
p class="p1"'And because of that, if we go one week without murders, I step in and choose one random person to kill!' /p
p class="p1"The hall was even more silent. /p
p class="p1"'Wh-What kind of sick joke is this?' Mark shouted, hanging his fists onto the table and making everyone flinch once again. 'This… This has to be a dream!'/p
p class="p1""I'm aware that you felt your spine splitting in half when you banged into the wall, right?" /p
p class="p1"Mark went silent. /p
p class="p1""And that it's painful?" /p
p class="p1"Mark nodded in shame. /p
p class="p1""There! There's your proof that you're not dreaming! This is reality, people! If you don't believe me, try going around the mansion and finding an exit, I bet it's impossible." /p
p class="p1"The moment she said that, Mark, Danny and Jack rose up from their seats and scrambled for the door. /p
p class="p1"'COME ON, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, FIND AN EXIT!' Danny screamed./p
p class="p1"Then, everyone else rose up and did the same. /p
p class="p1"All while Ace of Hearts was just sitting in her chair, smiling. /p
p class="p1""The show's just about to begin. Let's hope our actors are good…" /p
p class="p1"Everyone was horrified at the psychotic little girl who's no older than eight saying that she wants to watch everyone kill each other. /p
p class="p1""Y…You're kidding… right?" Felix laughed nervously, but the girl's expression didn't change. /p
p class="p1"'Nope! 100% serious!' The girl smiled. /p
p class="p1"Hearing something like that so scary coming from a girl so young in a tone so cheerful was just enough to make any person feel uneasy./p
p class="p1"'Now, before you actually start working for me, let's go around introducing each other!' The girl giggled. 'It's no fun killing someone who you don't know!' /p
p class="p1"'THIS IS BULLSHIT!' The man in the flannel stood up, banging his fists on the table so hard that everyone flinched. He was sitting perpendicular to the girl so Felix thought that he would pick her up and throw her against the wall any second. 'YOU THINK THAT I'M GONNA KILL SOMEONE? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BRAT? WE AREN'T PLAYING PRETEND HERE, YOU'RE NOT OUR CEO.' /p
p class="p1""Mark, are you getting cranky? There's some hot cocoa here if you'd like some, I find it calming, maybe it'll do the same to you." The girl smiled. Normally when a girl her age hears an adult screaming and swearing like that, they'll start crying, but this girl was unfazed. It's almost as if they were having a casual conversation at teatime. /p
p class="p1"'IN FACT, I'D TO SEE YOU PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT A WEAK LITTLE BRAT.' Mark kept screaming, ignoring the girl. /p
p class="p1"What followed was a blur of colours, and the next thing Felix knew, Mark was flying through the air, and slammed into the wall with a loud snap before he became still as a statue. Everyone screamed. /p
p class="p1"And the girl was standing upright, with her hand outstretched like she just commanded the force to push Mark away. /p
p class="p1"Her eyes changed. They were now demonic with a thin red mist protruding out of her eyes. /p
p class="p1"Then she turned back to normal. /p
p class="p1""Now then, on with our topic." She sat down, smiling, like the incident never happened in the first place. "I am your CEO, Ace of Hearts." /p
p class="p1"'Ace of Hearts? You mean that playing card?' The british brunet man said. Out of everyone here, he seemed to have recovered from the incident the quickest. /p
p class="p1""Coooooooooorect!" Ace of Hearts giggled. "Ten points to Danny!" /p
p class="p1"'Please don't call me that, it makes me feel weird… Just Dan's fine…' Dan stuttered. /p
p class="p1""Awww… Bummer…" Ace of Hearts sagged in her seat and pouted cutely with her arms crossed. This side of her was cute, no matter how much Felix tried to think otherwise. /p
p class="p1""Aaaaaanyways, so, since Mark sits right next to me and he's over there dead… Maaaaaaarkimoooooooo! Wake uuuuuup!" She sing-songed. /p
p class="p1"Then, like nothing had ever happened, Mark sat up, groaning. /p
p class="p1"'Ow… What happened…' He grumbled, rubbing his spine. /p
p class="p1""I just killed you." Ace of Hearts smiled. "Anyways, Mark, come over here and introduce yourself! No use killing someone you don't know!" /p
p class="p1"Mark just stared before finally sitting down in his spot. /p
p class="p1""Mark. Mark Fishbach." Mark said, crossing his arms in the chair. /p
p class="p1"'And your YouTube name?' /p
p class="p1""Markiplier." /p
p class="p1"Felix recalled that name on one of the doors he passed. Although… He can't remember who he was… But he was oddly familiar. /p
p class="p1""And your friend sitting next to you?" Ace of Hearts smiled. /p
p class="p1"'Jack. Jacksepticeye.' /p
p class="p1"Then, everyone went around introducing themselves, and Ace of Hearts just smiled. /p
p class="p1"'Kenneth, Call me Ken if you'd like, CinnamonToastKen.' /p
p class="p1"'Daniel Howell at your service, Danisnotonfire.' /p
p class="p1"'Phil Lester here, Amazing Phil.' /p
p class="p1"'Sup. I really rather not share my real name, but just call me Cry, short for Cryaotic.'/p
p class="p1"'Hello! My name is Aaron, or just Yami's fine. Yamimash is the full name, in case you're wondering. /p
p class="p1"'Minx, RPGMinx, If you'd like, call me Michelle, but I prefer Minx more.' /p
p class="p1"'For privacy reasons, I don't wanna share my real name, but just call me KrismPro, or Krism.' /p
p class="p1"'For the same reasons as Krism, I don't wanna share my real name. Just Ohmwrecker is fine, or Ohm if you'd like.' /p
p class="p1"'My name is Lordminion777, or Wade.'/p
p class="p1"'Bob. I know, pretty stereotypical name, but Muyskerm isn't.'/p
p class="p1""I'm Danny." /p
p class="p1"'I'm Arin.'/p
p class="p1""The two of us and a few others make up a channel called Game Grumps." /p
p class="p1"'I'm Marzia, Cutiepiemarzia, I hope we get along well.' /p
p class="p1""How's it going bros, my name is Pewdiepie, or Felix." /p
p class="p1"Ace of Hearts smiled. /p
p class="p1""Ace?" Ohm asked. "So you're basically asking us to kill each other… for your entertainment?" /p
p class="p1"'Oh, very nice question there, Ohm,' Ace of Hearts smiled. 'Thing is, this isn't only emmy/em entertainment that you're providing…' /p
p class="p1"The hall was silent. /p
p class="p1"'And because of that, if we go one week without murders, I step in and choose one random person to kill!' /p
p class="p1"The hall was even more silent. /p
p class="p1"'Wh-What kind of sick joke is this?' Mark shouted, hanging his fists onto the table and making everyone flinch once again. 'This… This has to be a dream!'/p
p class="p1""I'm aware that you felt your spine splitting in half when you banged into the wall, right?" /p
p class="p1"Mark went silent. /p
p class="p1""And that it's painful?" /p
p class="p1"Mark nodded in shame. /p
p class="p1""There! There's your proof that you're not dreaming! This is reality, people! If you don't believe me, try going around the mansion and finding an exit, I bet it's impossible." /p
p class="p1"The moment she said that, Mark, Danny and Jack rose up from their seats and scrambled for the door. /p
p class="p1"'COME ON, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, FIND AN EXIT!' Danny screamed./p
p class="p1"Then, everyone else rose up and did the same. /p
p class="p1"All while Ace of Hearts was just sitting in her chair, smiling. /p
p class="p1""The show's just about to begin. Let's hope our actors are good…" /p