I've been told that certain things only happen in certain versions of Dragon Ball, so the scenario here may not make sense to some, but I very clearly remember Yamcha actually defeating Goku in battle when first they met. No cheating, no weakening of Goku before the battle, just a one on one brawl that Goku lost to Yamcha. Why do people hate him again?


Goku sat outside the car/house thing in a pout. Bulma had kicked him out for the night, and Oolong wasn't there to defend him, so it seemed like he'd be spending the night outside. It wasn't his fault, he'd really tried to defeat Yamcha, but the desert bandit had just been too strong. Goku was sure he could defeat now if he tried though, but he didn't have the chance now, Yamcha was off somewhere if all the dinacaps except the one, and that one had been the car/house thing that Bulma was in.

Oolong evidently knew the little floating creature that had been hanging around Yamcha, and had gone off to try and find them so they could get their stuff back. Basically, he was acting as their diplomat, and that was a scary thought even to Goku.

So Bulma hadn't let Goku back into the house/car. Losing the fight had lost him his right to his bed, and to his nightly fun. Goku hardly saw this as fair, but didn't want to argue with Bulma for fear of her withholding their fun even more. He didn't know that Bulma was finding it just as difficult to get through the night without first going through her and Goku's nightly 'stress-relief', and was afraid she could go without forever.

Unable to sleep though, Goku figured he might as well try to get himself off like Bulma had taught him to do on the second night of their adventure. Goku worked his pants off and sat on them to avoid the sand, spreading his legs and moving both hands between them, rubbing his slit gently.

Goku grit his teeth, not wanting to make too much noise, as he was afraid Bulma would wake or something worse, and tried to stay quiet as he rubbed himself slowly. He could only hold back for so long though, and soon Goku's fingers were pumping in and out of his pussy roughly, the building heat countering the coldness of the desert at night.

Goku rubbed his clit with one hand as the other continued to pump into his cunt more aggressively, four fingers pushing in knuckle deep. Goku couldn't help but moan at least a little, his eyes shutting as he continued to work himself over, not knowing that he was being watched as he did so.

The two watchers stayed put and stayed quiet for several minutes, watching Goku please himself and discussing back and forth until finally one of them stepped forward out of their hiding spot to talk to Goku. "Ahem."

Goku's fingers stopped and his eyes opened to see Yamcha, who looked down at his with his face burning a deep shade of red. Goku glared, as he held Yamcha responsible for him not getting any fun that night and for him having to sleep outside.

Goku reached for his power pole, "Here for a rematch?" He questioned angrily, Yamcha holding his hands up peacefully, "We can't have a rematch now," He said, "Don't you know the rules?" He questioned, Goku tilting his head in confusion.

"What rules?" Goku asked him. "Well, you lost the fight between us," Yamcha said, "So now you have to reward me with something I want before you're allowed to challenge me. That's how true fighters operate."

Goku had never heard of such a rule, but then again, he thought, he'd been living alone for so long, and the people he'd fought so far weren't exactly the honorable fighter type at all, so maybe this rule did exist he figured. "And after I give you your reward, you'll let me fight you again?" Goku questioned.

Yamcha nodded, "Of course." He said. Goku set his power pole aside, "Okay, what is it that you want?" Yamcha paused to steel his nerves before answering, "Lay back down, spread your legs again, and let me take you." He said.

It had been Puar's idea. The logic seemed to be that if Yamcha could get through fucking a cunt boy, he'd be able to keep his nerve long enough to ask Bulma out. Granted, there was the hurdle of Yamcha having stolen their stuff, but he could deal with that later.

Goku blinked, "Really?" Yamcha nodded, "It may seem odd, but if you're not up to it then-" Yamcha was cut off by Goku dropping onto his fours, "Can we do it like this instead? Being on my back for too long makes my tail start to hurt." He said.

yamcha's jaw dropped. He'd only agreed to Puar's plan because he'd been eighty percent sure it wouldn't work. But now that it was...fuck it he thought, undoing and removing his pants, getting behind Goku and gripping his hips as he lined up to his pussy.

Goku couldn't see Yamcha's member like this, and didn't realize how big the man was into his rod was thrusting into him hard, stretching his tight pussy apart. Goku cried out, gripping the sand below him. He was more than strong enough to handle it, but it was still intense.

Yamcha was equally surprised by how tight the C-boy was. Sure Goku was smaller than Yamcha, but his pussy was gripping Yamcha's cock so tightly, it was practically trying to milk him as he pumped in and out of him.

As they went, Yamcha noticed Goku's tail, which swished back and forth, tensing as Goku moaned more. Curious about this, Yamcha reached over and gripped Goku's tail gently as he thrust into him.

Immediately Goku screamed at the top of his lungs as the most intense climax he'd experience since his first with Bulma shot through his body, his walls clamping down so tightly around Yamcha it actually kinda hurt. The intense tightness caused Yamcha to cum, pumping a large load of hot seed into Goku's cunt, which triggered a second climax in Goku, causing him to collapse in the sand with a blissful smile on his face.

Yamcha stumbled back, panting hard from the climax. Only now though, did he realize that the sound of Goku screaming might just alert Bulma, who was now on her way out of the house/car with her gun.