You're John Strider and you're sitting under your computer desk, shaking. It's your 13th birthday and your bro has rigged the apartment like some ultimate doomsday training. You have no idea what you've done to him to make him hate you so much. You make an emergency message to one of your best friends.

-trippyGhost[TG] started pestering turntechTherapist[TT]-

TG: hello?

TG: can you talk right now?

TT: Oh, hi John. Happy birthday.

TG: bro just rigged the whole apartment! send me help Lalonde!

TT: I thought I did send you something helpful for your birthday.

TG: Yeah, the scarf was sweet but i don't see how it'll help me

TT: It was fun to make, I somehow went on a knitting spree and all you have to know is that all wizard statues now has their own badass scarf.

TG: wow

TG: send pictures lol

TT: So did you rake in something else?

TG: Jade got me some home made cookies! They taste amazing!

TG: Rose got me an awesome poster and bro scared the living shit out of me.

TT: Like more than normal?

TG: like more than normal!

TG: btw i got the game, are you ready to play yet?

TT: I don't really want to play this game to be honest.

TT: So I'm as ready as I can be.

TG: great!

-turntechTherapist[TT]'s connection cut-

You sigh heavily. Lalondes connection has always been bad. You hear a swoosh and soon lil Cal plops down on top of you. The freakish doll is holding a piece of paper in its grasp. It stares at you with those soul consuming eyes and you nervously grab the note from it. Lil Cal disappears in a blur.

-turntechTherapist[TT] started pestering trippyGhost[TG]-

TT: Sorry.

TT: I found a stable connection, let's start playing.

TG: i can't yet

TT: ?

TG: bro just dumped a note on me, says to go to the roof for our daily strife

TT: No, we need to start now.

TT: Rose and Jade has already started.

TG: are you okay? You're usually writing paragraphs what the hell happened?

TT: we don't have time!

TG: Okay okay?

TG: you're confusing me

TT: ghkjgfjkghkj

TG: dave?

TT: Rose just poked me and I spilt my drink. It's nothing to worry about.

TT: Dan it, I'm alrdy failng so bad.

You plop the discs of the game sburb into your computer. You watch Dave have a mental breakdown on screen as the game loads. Dave probably needs a real therapist you think as the loading screen expands. It's really colorful and you can't take your eyes away.