You quit being Dave for a moment. Your name is now Jade Egbert silly you! You have a few interests, gardening and of course hanging out with your IRL friends and internet friends. You just helped your friend Rose into a game, it's thrilling to say the least. You look down at your screen, you find an unfamiliar chat handle trying to get in contact with you. Weird.
-timaeusTestified[TT] started pestering gardenTrickster[GT]-
TT: sup kid, I'm your server player for tonight, hope you enjoy the ride.
GT: who is this?
TT: Allow me to introduce myself, I'm the king of plush rumps, many call me Di-stri, the king of puppet porn, emperor of smuppets, aka. Dirk Strider.
GT: wow!
GT: you're Johns brother?
TT: Basically.
You smile brightly, if it's Johns brother then he can't be bad. It's the man who raised your friend after all.
GT: let's do this mr strider sir!
TT: I'm just going to dump some things on your lawn.
GT: Okay!
You proceed to build on Rose's hose for now. As the emperor of smuppets promised he deployed all the necessary machinery for the start of your way into the game.
TT: That's all for me. So long kid.
-timaeusTestifed[TT] ceased pestering gardenTrickster[GT]-
You look at the new stuff outside your window. Why did he place them there? You ponder this for a while.
"Oh shit!" you say out loud. You've totally forgotten to congratulate John on his birthday. You did send him cookies but you still feel that the need to actually congratulate him through text is a lot more important.
-gardenTrickster[GT] started pestering trippyGhost[TG]-
GT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!
TG: hello jade!
TG: and thank you! the cookies were delicious!
GT: I'm glad you liked them!
TG: oh hell no!
TG: oh my fucking god!
GT: What happen?
TG: I just saw Dave and my bro kissing!
GT: What the heck?
GT: but I just talked to him
GT: he shouldn't have had the time to do that!
TG: well they did do that, they're probably making out as we speak.
TG: why does he do this to me?
TG: I thought we were friends...
GT: aww john i'm sorry!
TG: I think this is payback for that prank I pulled on him.
GT: brutal
-Land of frost and Light-
You're now Rose Harley and your planet is so fucking bright. It genuinely hurts your eyes. Why is everything always so wonderful? That's a question you often ask yourself. The creatures habituating your planet are the cutest lizards you've ever seen. You just love every moment of this game.