This story hasn't been updated in a while either, so I decided to give this one a new installment to let you all know I did not forget about this story. I really wish there are still people who like to read it, because chapter 2 only got one review, or maybe I received more but FF has not added them.

Regarding to that review, am I right that you want Silver being the one chased up the flagpole threatened to be flogged?


Anyway, I'm not sure if I already pointed this out but this story is set at early start of series 2 when Selina and Sean aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet.


3. Chained

It's another ordinary school day where Alfred's headache starts before he had the chance to serve the kids breakfast. The only thing that was different than usually was that there are only two out of three teens giving him that headache.

"AAAAH! I can't find Sean! Sean, where are you?!"

"Alfred, I don't want to go to school! You know how much school hate me."

"Master Bruce, it's not the school that hates you, it's the students! Now put your uniform on this instant and eat your breakfast!"

Bruce throws a stubborn look and snaps; "It's not just the students, Alfred! Even the principal told me he hated me for allowing you to sign up Selina and Sean! Not to mention all my other friends who are just as crazy and now go there too."

Alfred drags in a shaky breath and says, cocky; "Well I warned you taking in Miss Kyle was a bad idea, did I not? Now do what I told yah while I stop Miss Kyle from breaking down this entire manor."

"Still, it's your fault to sign them up at my school," Bruce muttered softly when Alfred left the room to see what Selina was doing.

Alfred finds Selina rushing up the folding ladder that leads to the attic. Obviously she had searched every room by now and the attic was the only place she hadn't looked yet.

"Sean, you better be in here!" Selina meowed angrily once she opened the hatch and poked her head up to scan her eyes through the dark attic. She could hear something move in the far corner.

Before she could climb further up, Alfred grabbed her leg and pulled at it, scowling; "Miss Kyle, get back down right now!"

"Alfred, let me go! I heard something move and I bet it was Sean!"

Alfred rolls his eyes; "Miss Kyle, it's probably just a rat, a mouse, or an owl! Now get back down!"

"You are a crappy butler, Alfred, but not that crappy to allow rodents into this house!"

Alfred grunts agitated; "I allowed you in, didn't I?!"

"That actually hurt, right here," Selina cried hysterically and pointed just a little to the right of the mid-line.

Alfred rolls his eyes; "Miss Kyle, your heart is on the left."

"No it's not! Get your facts straight, Alfred! A female's heart is on the right and the male's is on the left! Didn't they teach you anything?"

Alfred slaps his forehead; "Look Miss Kyle, I am not in the mood to start this debate with you because-Master Bruce, don't you dare to climb through the bedroom window!"

Bruce came outside his bedroom then threw an angry scowl at his butler as he went toward the stairs.

"One day you can't stop me from doing it my way Alfred!"

And with that, Bruce stomped down the stairs to eat breakfast.

Alfred wants to retort something back but instead he hears a wild scream coming from the attic and realizes he's no longer holding Selina's leg but air instead.

"Miss Kyle, what on Earth are you doing?!"

Alfred rushes up the folding ladder then finds Miss Kyle trying to seize something that is hiding between an old couch and the attic wall.

"Miss Kyle, get away from there!"

Alfred wraps his arms tightly around Selina's waist and tries to pull her back away from the couch, but she claws her nails into the couch with one hand while clawing the other one behind the couch like a cat trying to catch a mouse.

"Come here Sean! I know you are hiding there!"

Alfred pulls harder, but Selina suddenly stops clawing behind the couch and turns around and attacks Alfred's face. The butler quickly jolts back, recoils, and hides his face for protection.

Selina faces the couch again and tries a second attempt to capture whatever there is hiding behind the old furniture, but Alfred suddenly grabs his chance and wraps one hand around Selina's face and the other around her waist then dragging her back to the folding ladder while hollering at Bruce.

"Master Bruce, bring me my stun gun now!"

No reply.

"Master Bruce?!"

Alfred suddenly felt a blow into his stomach where Selina punched him, but he refused to let go. He also realized there was no use to ask Bruce for help because he was either bolted as well or ignored him.

"Miss Kyle, stop fighting me will yah?!"

Selina glared at him with wild eyes which clearly indicated her answer. Alfred sighed then grabbed her feet and swung her over his back as he strolled down the stairs to find his young master. Once arriving in the study he realized the kid had bolted through the patio doors.

"Alfred, please put me back down! I have to grab Sean before he escapes as well."

Alfred sets her back onto her own feet then grumbles; "No one, not even Mister Ornelas I capable to hide into that tiny spot, Miss Kyle! Now takes this and put it on when we are at school!"

"No, I could smell him! He is hiding there, I can tell! Please Alfred, I wrote an entire play for today's drama class and Sean is supposed to have the boy lead role in it and if he's not at school today the teacher will assign someone else!"

It took a while but Alfred finally managed to get the hysteric cat-like girl into the car, locked the backdoors then hopped behind the wheel to spurt around town and find the two boys. No way he would let either of them skip school.

Alfred pushes his speed just at the edge of the legal speeding limit while scanning his eyes left and right to catch a glimpse of the escaped boys. Selina lied curled up in the backseat, sobbing softly.

Alfred rolls his eyes at the girl through the rear view mirror then suddenly spots his beloved, yet very stubborn, Master Bruce at the corner of the streets. It's if Bruce recognizes the sounds of the car because he turns around then flees as fast as he can.

Alfred rolls the window down then pokes his head outside; "Master Bruce, stop this instant!"

Bruce however, flees further away from the limo. Alfred grunts aggravated then scowls through the rear view mirror; "Buckle up Miss Kyle, and stop whining!"

Selina ignores the butler, then Alfred increases the speed, and Selina rolls to the limo floor with a painful thud. She was too sad and missing Sean too much to notice it.

Alfred suddenly gets an idea.

"Miss Kyle, I just saw Mister Ornelas heading into that alleyway!"

Selina sobs; "Liar! Sean is having the time of his life in the manor where you left him because you didn't believe me when I told you he was hiding behind the couch in the attic."

Alfred grunts agitated; "Fine, I did not see him, okay? But how about I allow you to poke your head outside the roof window and yell something flirty to Master Bruce…

"I am too sad to flirt with Bruce. I want Sean playing his part in my own written story!"

Alfred throws a scowl at the girl; "Would you let me finish? You yell something flirty and I'll drive back to the manor to get Mister Ornelas, alright?"

"When?"

"When? When Master Bruce is lying like a blushing school kid in the backseat!"

Selina lifts her head up; "You promise?"

"Yes! Now poke your head out and bellow your best flirty pickup lines."

Selina rolls her eyes; "Alfred, I don't need pickup lines to break the ice. I usually let the boys-

"NOW!"

"Fine," Selina muttered then Alfred rolled the roof window open and Selina poked her head out. "HEY BRUCE, I THINK ONE OF MY BOOBS IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER! YOU WANNA TAKE A CLOSER LOOK TO SEE IF I AM RIGHT?!"

Bruce turned his head with a blushed grin then ran into a lamppost, and Selina smirked at the scowling butler; "What? You never told me what to say."

Alfred just glared at the girl then drove to Bruce's unconscious body and scooped him into the limo and resumes his way to the school. Selina was not happy.

"You promised to drive back to the manor!"

Alfred smirks; "Yes, after dropping you two on school grounds. You really think I would take you back with me? As if!"

Alfred drags the two teens inside the school then bumps into the principal who smirks at them.

"What a surprise, Miss Kyle and Mister Wayne are late once again. Wait, where is Mister Ornelas?!"

Bruce sulks angry; "He's skipping school, duh!"

"Don't worry, I will drive back and drag him into class personally," Alfred quickly added.

The principal remained smirking then shakes the box he is holding and says; "Actually I don't care what you are doing, Mr. Pennyworth. Or should I say; Principal Pennyworth?"

Alfred widens his eyes and gasps; "No way! You said it was only temporarily and from today on you would take your position as principal again."

"Yeah, you see, the school board and I agreed you are doing an excellent job as principal of Anderson Prep."

Selina snorts; "All he's doing is watching foreign porn in his office."

Bruce gasps; "Alfred, you watch porn? I am very disappointed in you!"

"It's anime, Master Bruce! Anyway, you can't just make agreements with the schoolboard behind my back. I am a butler, not a principal."

The ex principal says nonchalantly; "Actually you are jobless when Mister Wayne is at school. After school you are butler again so I don't see a problem. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to redecorate my new office at my new employers house. It appears she loves owls just like me."

"But how am I supposed to bring Mister Ornelas to school if I should be in my office?!"

"I don't care how you do it, Principal Pennyworth. I am finally freed from the shackles of this Brat Prep. Enjoy your stay!"

Selina sulks angrily; "Did I or did I not tell you to drive back to the manor before dropping us off? Thanks to you some other talent-less kid has to play the male role in my drama story because you are shackled in your office watching foreign-

"It's anime Miss Kyle! Now you two get to class and I'll see if either Mr. Gordon or Mr. Bullock can retrieve Mister Ornelas from the manor, because no way that kid gets a free day!"

Selina scowls; "You'll better send Jim then huh? Bullock is best buddies with Sean and most likely stays to watch the football match."

Alfred opens the biology class room door without knocking then pushes both teens inside and slams the door shut behind them. All eyes are pinned at them, astonished.

"Stop looking like that you idiots! It's not like this is the first time we are running late for class. We run late for class every day!" Selina yelled then stomped at Silver's table and knocked her out of her seat. "How many times do I need to tell you, I sit between Sean and Bruce?"

Silver turns hysterics.

…Meanwhile, at Wayne Manor…

Sean is having the best time of his life since he finally came from his hiding spot, the couch in the attic. He had done some gymnastic, taken a shower, and now he was making his own breakfast in the luxury kitchen. And there was no Selina to nuzzle him and no Alfred to tell him what to do.

Suddenly weird smoke entered the house through the backdoor and Sean fell unconscious onto the kitchen floor. Minutes later he woke up in biology class sitting at his desk with Selina perched onto his lap.

"Did you know that you are drooling when you sleep?" Selina asked. "I don't mind because I think it's cute. Let's exchange salvia when we have a tongue battle in each other's mouth."

Before Selina had the chance to vacuum her lips onto Sean's, Sean clasps his hand in front of his mouth while trying to wrestle Selina off his lap with his free hand. That's when he realizes she has actually chained herself around him, and not only him but Bruce as well.

"What the fuck!"

"Language Mister Ornelas!" the teacher scowled.

Selina nods importantly; "Yeah, wash your mouth. You know what, I will do it with my tongue when we-

"Miss Kyle, sit back on your own seat!"

Selina smirks and points at the chains; "I can't, I am chained on Sean's lap."

"Mister Ornelas's and Mister Wayne's waists are chained by two separate chains that are chained with the chain around your waist!"

Selina sends a thumbs up; "Whoa, and your tongue didn't even trip once when you said that."

Sean eyes the chains bemused and wonders what kind of BDMS shop would sell minors toys.

"It better not be the one on-

"Mister Ornelas, I understand the chains look scary and uncomfortable, but could you please focus your eyes back on me so I can proceed teaching?"

Sean snaps his eyes of the chains to his teachers and asks; "Isn't there a way to remove them and then proceed your stupid lesson?"

"I am terribly sorry Mister Ornelas, but it seems Miss Kyle has swallowed the only key!"

Sean penetrates his eyes into Selina's and gasps; "What? Why would you do that?!"

"Because they tried to take it from me, duh."

The teacher rubs the sides of his head then says; "Anyway…please sit at your own desk Miss Kyle, the chains are big enough. And Mister Ornelas, do not panic. Sooner or later the key will take its normal route from Miss Kyle's body. Until then you and the entire class copy the answers I've written on this board!"

Bjorn laughs; "Wait, you actually ask us to copy the answers from a board instead of letting us figure it out for ourselves? Wow, I wish my teachers in Sweden was this easy. That would have saved them the trouble of kicking me to a foreign school."

"Shut up Mister Flanagan! Get to work before I kick you to another foreign school and see if they can teach you some manners!"

Jack puts his finger up then comments; "So if Sean and Bruce have to wait for the key to take its normal route outside Selina's body, would that automatically mean they are allowed to be with her in the girls bathroom?"

Sean eyes widens in utter fear, and Bruce starts to blush madly.


Class after class Sean and Bruce sauntered behind Selina down the corridors. They were even forced to have lunchbreaks with her, and toilet breaks as well which was very horrifying for the boys.

While Selina was doing her thing inside the stall, Sean and Bruce had to stand outside the stall listening to the gossiping girls who freshened up their make-up in front of the mirrors above the sinks.

Sean kept his eyes focused on the floor tiles while Bruce couldn't keep his eyes off of Silver who was brushing her long silver colored hair in front of the mirror using her reflection to wink seductively at Bruce's reflection.

Bruce's face turned pink blushed, but instantly melted back to pale when Selina yelled from inside the stall; "Bruce, I can smell two-faced bitch so if you dare flirt with her I am going to kill you!"

Sean's eyes start to sparkle mischievously when he lifts his head up and smirks at Bruce. Bruce knows what is going through his friend's mind and shakes his head rapidly while pleading with his eyes.

"Yeah, Bruce's face definitely turned pink when Silver winked at him!"

An angry cat-like growl came from inside the stall and both boys could hear how Selina slid off the toilet and pulled her pants back up. Silver knew she had to use the tiny window of opportunity and sprinted outside the girls bathroom to get a head-start.

"Why did you say that?" Bruce whimpered in fear.

Sean smirks; "Maybe because you told her my drawing of her in a tree was my biggest nightmare."

"That was last week! And I said sorry, didn't I?!"

Sean shrugs nonchalantly then the toilet inside Selina's stall flushed and Bruce made a break for it before she would come out, only the minor flaw was that he was still chained around her, so actually he ran and ran as fast as he could without getting anywhere.

Selina comes outside then she and Sean both watched Bruce running and running without getting anywhere. Then the girl sighs annoyed and grabs the chain between her and Bruce and pulls it. Bruce flies backwards then thuds down onto the bathroom floor, butt first.

"Bruce, I give you one chance to make this up and if you disobey I will kill you."

Bruce scrambles back onto his feet then rubs his sore butt and asks; "How can I make it up?"

"By telling Silver, straight in her face, you and her will never ever happen because your heart belongs to another girl."

Bruce frowns; "But what if she says that the heart of the girl my heart belongs to belongs to another boy?"

Selina snorts; "Come on, everyone knows she's not smart enough to ask a brain breaking question like that. But if she does, just say you rather want to be stuck in a love-triangle than being in a relationship with her."

"No matter how amusing this chit-chat is, would you two mind if I cut between and say; please tell me you didn't flush the key," Sean scowled.

Selina smirks nonchalantly; "Nah, I was just peeing. Anyway, would you two be so kindly and follow me to the sinks so I can wash my hands?"

Without waiting for a reply, Selina dashed to the sinks while pulling Sean and Bruce with her. She growled at a few girls to make room then washed her hands, then dashed out the door to find Silver and watch the hurt in her eyes when Bruce confronted her about his feelings.

"There is no reason to run, Silver haired bimbo," Selina yelled when the girl saw her and wanted to make a break for it. "Bruce here wants to tell you something, don't you Bruce?"

Bruce nods obediently. Silver walks closer, curiously.

"Silver, I noticed you winked at me earlier and…I-I…I get the feeling you…myheartbelongstoanothergirlandIratherwanttobeinalove-trianglethanbeinginarealtionshipwithyou!" Bruce blurted out.

It took ten seconds before Silver's brain translated what Bruce said then she sprinted off, hysterically.

"Bruce, I am impressed, you know that?" Selina smirked; "But that triangle thing you said was unnecessarily because Sean is just a friend."

Bruce looks up; "Really?"

"Yeah," Selina replied.

Sean sighed relieved, because the idea of Selina having a crush on him was the most scariest thing he could think off.

Bruce gloats love-struck then strolls away followed by Selina and Sean, and without the billionaire knowing it, Selina pinches Sean's butt who in his turn shrieked in surprise then looked at Selina who battered her eyelashes, flirtatiously.

A few hours later the threesome walked, scurried reluctantly, and dashed into the gym room they used for drama classes and sit down on a bench, waiting for the class to start.

Silver sits nearby and tries to batter her eyelashes at Bruce, but Bruce is too busy with a tune in his head that goes like; "Selina loves me. Selina admitted she loves me. Selina will become my girlfriend."

Sean scans his eyes through the class room and ponders how it was possible that he had drama classes on his timetable. So far he can remember he hadn't signed himself up for it.

As Sean proceeds pondering about all the classes he's in and on how useless it is for him to attend them because no teacher could teach him anything he didn't know for himself, he suddenly feels a sharp pinch in his ty.

Sean looks down but finds nothing. When he looks at Selina he saw she was engrossed with staring dreamily at Bruce's face. Obviously it was nothing.

The street boy slowly drifts back into his own thoughts when he suddenly feels something land on his right knee that slowly moves upwards then slowly down between his inner tights.

Sean naps from his thoughts and looks down. Nothing.

"That's just weird."

Sean looks at Selina who sighs dreamily and batters her eyelashes at Bruce who instantly blushed and turned back to the lovely and romantic tune in his head.

Sean shifts slightly more to the left, awkwardly. He wishes he could just leave the class room but it's the chains that prevent him from doing so. The things make him feel very awkward and now the awkwardness plays tricks with his mind making him believe someone is touching him.

The street boy drags in a shaky breath then looks at the windows and stares outside. He definitely wanted to be on a rooftop right now, running and jumping. People who say school is like prison are definitely right.

Sean proceeds staring outside while the teacher's voice drifts further and further away into the background until it's completely blocked as Sean is deep in his own daydreams about his time on the streets when everything wasn't so dull. Okay, it's not fun having villains chasing you all day, but it at least avoided the daily rut. And it gave him the thrills. Thrills Sean missed so much.

"What would Penguin do right now? Not math homework, that's for sure."

Suddenly Sean's thoughts are violently interrupted by a 'tapping' feeling onto his groin. Sean naps his eyes down and finds Selina lying belly down on the bench between him and Bruce swatting his groin like a cat swatting a mouse.

Sean opens his mouth to scream, but no sound escapes. Why not? Because he's too shocked and completely frozen in his spot. All his rational thoughts are taken from his mind and it seems like everything around him went into slow motion.

Selina proceeds swatting the spot between Sean's leg while purring softly. It seems Bruce isn't aware of anything either because he still has the same dreamy look in his eyes.

"Mommy's purfect toy. Mommy's only purfect, purfect toy," Selina purred while swatting the spot.

"AAAGH!"

Even Sean himself was surprised when the scream reached his eardrums and finally his brains realized it was actually himself who was screaming from the top of his lungs.

"AAAGH!" Sean screamed and finally his hands started working again and he slammed his fist onto Selina's hand, forcing her to stop. "BAD KITTY, BAD KITTY!"

Selina simply grins and moves back into a sitting position before moving closer to Sean's ear and purred; "Kitty lied, she loves Sean not Bruce."

Sean's pupils dilated in fear and panic took over his body. The street boy jumped to his feet and sprinted away, completely forgetting the chain around his waist. Unlike Bruce who ran and ran without getting anywhere, Sean was strong enough to drag both Selina and Bruce with him as he fled.

Just when Sean reaches the gym room door, the teacher grabs her remote and a click echoes through the room. Sean grabbed the door handle and pulled only nothing happened.

Sean turned around backing up at the door and watches in horror how Selina scrambled back to her feet. Bruce was in too much pain from being dragged down the floor to stand up.

"Why is the door locked?!" Sean yelled.

The teacher smirks; "We installed a security system lock down on every door in this building as security protocol in case a crazy villain might enter this building and take students hostage and lock down will prevent that. Anyway, I was able to make my very own lockdown button in case a silly student might get the idea to leave class too early."

Sean's eyes dart back at Selina who grabs the chain that holds his waist connected with hers and she slowly starts to pull it, dragging him closer and closer in a flirtatiously manner.

"NO!" Sean screamed in panic then ran around Selina and away from her pulling her and Bruce with him in the process. Selina had kicked her boots off and was wearing her socks that made her slid after Sean on the gym floor.

Sean keeps running in circles while screaming his head off then realization hits him, there are still windows. Then when he tries to open them he discovers they have the same security system as the door.

"Bad Kitty!" Sean screamed when Selina approached him while swinging her hips with every step.

The teacher rolls her eyes; "Alright! Miss Kyle, that is enough! I understand you are obviously in heat, but can you please entertain us otherwise?"

Selina brandishes her own written story from under her jacket and turns on her heels dashing back to the teacher. Sean and Bruce have no other choice than to follow.

"This is my story for this drama class and it's called; Sexy street Knight in musclier abs."

The teacher rolls her eyes; "Don't you mean, knight in shining armor."

"No, this knight doesn't need a armor because his abs is his armor, but after you wax it securely it will definitely sparkle. Alright, title change; 'Sexy street Knight in sparkly, musclier abs.' Moving on to my-

"Miss Kyle, your title doesn't have proper grammar."

Selina throws a stink-eye then says importantly; "Characters in this story are Cat and Knight, two street orphans who find true love by just looking in each other's eyes."

"Please tell me there are more than just two characters in your story."

Selina nods; "Yes, but they are all villains trying to destroy the bond between KnightCat."

The teacher rubs the sides of her head tiredly then says; "You know what, leave it on the bench and I will see if I will read it. In the meantime we move on with Miss Cloud's-

"It's not meant to be read!" Selina snaps while folding her arms in an offence defence. "Everyone else got a chance to pick classmates to present and show their play, so the least thing you could do is giving me the same treatment."

The teacher sighs then to get over with it she says; "Fine! Pick your volunteers and show me your crappy written drama."

Ignoring the insult, Selina smirks then says "Knight is played by Sean Ornelas and Cat will be played by me."

The teacher rolls her eyes; "Of course. I should have known."

"Wait, I hate acting!" Sean bellows. "I mean, I didn't even signed myself up for this class."

Selina grins; "I did, sweetie. Now come here and read your lines."

"No! I'm leaving because everyone heard you signed me up meaning I won't have t attend this stupid class any longer."

"Mister Ornelas, let me assure you that once the timetables are completed, you are not able to un-sign yourself again. Sorry, but it looks like your stuck with this stupid class just like me!"

Sean clenches his fists in anger; "Fine, but I'm sitting this entire class out on the bench from now on! I'm not playing any role and I refuse making my homework for this period."

"But then you'll get an F!" Bruce gasped.

Sean shrugs; "I don't care. It's not like this class will have a test during the exams. It's just an after school club."

"But it will give you credit points," Bruce said, astonished looking.

Selina cuts between the boys; "Yes, a after school KnightBatCat club. I don't care about the credit points either, I just want an extra hour fun time with my kitty toys before Alfred drives us back to Wayne Manor Prison."

"My manor is not a prison Selina."

"Yes it is! Now be quiet you, and Sean, take these scripts and introduce yourself like I wrote down for you."

Sean snatches the paper from Selina's hands then reads; "My name is Sean Ornelas and I'm a thirteen year old boy wearing lots of dark leather. I have soft, silky, yet very messy dark hair and chocolate brown ey-yeah you know what, this script sucks! You make me sound like a Gary Sue. I mean, come on, I am not as sexy as you described nor am I that good looking. Everyone knows I'm ugly Selina!"

All eyes stare at Sean, astonished.

"Sean, you are not ugly! On my 'sexy boys' list you are ranked as number 2!"

Sean grunt; "Selina, we all know that I'm ranked at the bottom of that list."

"That's because my list only has two boys on them, duh!"

All the other boys, including Jack and Hien sob in disappointment.

"Okay, stop with thinking about yourself like that and repeat that paper until you believe the words that is coming from your mouth."

Sean shakes his head stubbornly.

"Come on Sean, class is nearly over and we still didn't get to the kiss. You know what, lets skip everything else, we will do that later, and right now we practice the kiss."

Sean's eyes widens in shock; "You wanna kiss me? Are you crazy?"

"Come on, it's not the first time so don't act like you're surprised. Come on, pack your lips and vacuum them onto mine."

"No!" Sean replied. "You really don't want to kiss me."

Selina smirks; "Yes I do, and a lot more."

"Hey, but what about us?" Bruce gasped.

Selina rolls her eyes; "Don't be jealous Bruce, it's just acting. Sean, come here and kiss me!"

"NO!"

Selina tackles Sean to the floor then pins him down while moving her lips closer to Sean's face. She didn't get the chance to kiss him because the teacher grabbed her around her waist and pulled her back.

"Alright Miss Kyle, it's obvious your own written story contains smut, and school rules are that we can't allow smut in any way! Give me the papers so I can tear it in pieces!"

Selina holds her story behind her back then scowls; "You only say that because you don't have a male person in your life to do smutty stuff with!"

"That's it! Give me your story!"

"NO!"

Selina and the teacher roll down the floor fighting then finally the older woman snatches the papers and tears them into pieces until it's nothing but confetti. Selina drops dramatically onto the confetti pieces and starts sobbing loudly.

"My master piece! You destroyed my first master piece!"

The teacher scrambled back onto her feet then grabs her bag and remote and barks; "Alright, leave this room this instant!"

Bruce grabs Selina's legs and Sean grabs her under armpits then the both of them drag her out of the gym room as she proceeds sobbing loudly.


Alfred steers the car down the road then Selina suddenly says after her eight bottle of prune juice; "Alfred, stop the car. I need to dump something!"

Alfred throws a scowl through the rear view mirror; "Just put it in your school bag and dump it at the manor."

Suddenly a rumbling sound echoes through the vehicle and Alfred realizes what she meant. The butler stopped the car instantly.

Selina dashes quickly outside the car to the shrubs down the road. Bruce and Sean both have to follow because the chains happened to be too short. Though, they tried to keep their distance and pinched their noses.

"Alfred, do you have toilet paper in the car?!"

"Of course I don't have toilet paper in the car, Miss Kyle! Just use the grass or leafs."

Selina grunts angrily but does what's told then dashes back to the car. Sean stop her.

"Selina, please tell me the key was in your dump."

Selina nods; "Yeah, but I am not fishing it out, so if either of you are desperate enough, feel free to volunteer."

Bruce and Sean both looked at Alfred. Alfred rolled his eyes then grabbed some plastic gloves from the glove compartment and strutted toward and behind the shrubs then roared; "Miss Kyle, how is it possible an elephant sized dump like that can come outside your body?!"

The three teens simply turned and faced the car and pinched their noses while Alfred fishes the key up and unchains them.

Bruce skipped happily into the car, and Sean fled away ecstatically to find himself some buildings and leap rooftops. Selina wanted to pursue but Alfred grabbed her in time and pushed her in the car then drove back to the manor while Selina sobbed loudly in the backseat.


Let me know your thoughts about this installment and if you have some funny ideas, feel free to share them. Maybe I can find a way to install them into the story-line. xD