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Guild Master.

'It's like being Hokage... on a MUCH smaller scale.' Naruto looked at the new tattoo he had over his bicep. Two Konoha Leafs flipped onto each other to form a heart... and boobs if you looked carefully at it. It had taken about a week for everything to be put into place, the old man worked well when he was motivated.

You didn't get rich without motivation.

"So cute." Wendy showed off her guild mark to herself in the mirror. Carla pulled her shirt down, having gotten her guild mark on her back. They were magical tattoos that were stamped into place, no needles required. Wendy got her mark in the same place and color as her previous guild mark, that had faded away apparently.

Yukino proudly showed off hers, wearing clothes that allowed hers to be seen on her hip.

"Okay... we'll start recieving job requests if either of you want to take them, but it will be awhile before we, as a guild, become well known and get a lot... so Yukino." Naruto stated as he stood up and slapped his hand on the table. There were stacks of papers, and envelopes that they were going to need to go in. "Your first job for the guild is to package all of these letters, and go to as many magic shops in town... and deliver these."

"What are they?" Wendy asked curiously.

"Ad Space... filler."

"Filler?"

"Magazines aren't just pictures, they have filler space for articles and ads, not to mention coupons and the like. Each issue of Lewdness Monthly will be about 25 to 31 pages long. About 8 to 11 of those pages will be mostly picture, and there will be a centerfold page." Naruto explained the layout of the magazine. He took a piece of paper and showed off the layout as he explained it. "... and of those remaining pages, 2 of them will be saved for interviews with the featured model."

"Featured model?"

"Features, there will be a model of models each magazine... but the cover model, the centerfold model, will give 4 interviews, once before shooting and once after... and we will have some behind the scenes shots included with those interviews, and let them talk about random shit in the others." Naruto clicked a pen and showed how the layout was going to go. "We'll give a couple of pages to other models... just let them tell part of their stories."

Yukino was not following at all.

"... He has a plan at least..." Carla was following along, and she could at least appreciate how seriously he was taking his work. He wasn't just being perverted, he had a real game plan for what he wanted.

You had to have respect for a solid plan.

"What?"

"Wendy, pay attention... because you're not just a photographer, you will also be writing down what they say during the inteviews. Yukino, we have about 4 pages for pure ads. 1 in the space before the centerfold, 1 after, and 2 pages at the very end." Naruto wanted her to get a grasp of just how important her job was going to be. Wendy was going to be doing her work, but that didn't mean that Yukino wasn't going to be working her tail off as well.

"Uuuuuuh."

"So... Rose Garden has the highest magic population in Fiore, and the most magic shops. I want you to go to these shops, ask them if they want to do a trial... we let them place an add for free in the first magazine issue... let them feature their newest product... if they accept, have them fill this out... and then you will take a picture of the item they want to advertise." Naruto gestured to the camera that she was going to be using.

"Why put them in envelopes... wouldn't it make more sense to just explain it-"

Bonk.

"No, the envelope makes it seem much more serious. Also, YOU aren't going to explain what the magazine is about... you are suppose to be cute... and innocent. You explain the deal, and let them read the rest... take this cute face-" Naruto pinched her cheek and stretched it out a little, before letting it snap back into place. "-to get them to listen to you... the letter will explain the rest." Naruto didn't want her to screw anything up due to her inexperience.

"... So... when I'm not taking photos... what kind of photos am I taking?"

"Lewd ones."

"LEWD!?" Wendy was shocked, though she already knew the kind of photos she would be taking. "Why me!?"

"Reasons, reasons that require me to not tell you the reasons... but trust me, reasons. For what you're going to do in the meantime... you're going to practice your camera work. Get to know this camera... Carla-"

"What?" Carla snapped at him, he just raised an eyebrow.

"I just want you to fly around, as fast as you can to help Wendy. I want her to take a good, clear photo of you while you're flying... Wendy, for practice... the goal is to get Carla's torso in the middle of the shot... and make the shot as clear as you can." Naruto explained how she would be practicing getting the best shot as she could. "... but her face has to be in the picture."

"Oh... is that all?" Carla raised her brow again, when she realized that her job... was going to be pretty normal. Heck, Wendy's training to master the camera wasn't even all that lewd. "And what will you be doing?"

"Everything else, as well as collecting the first featured model to put us on the map. Meaning, I'm going to be gone for about a week. I'm going to be helping with both of your jobs whenever possible, doing layout work for the magazine, doing the printing and doing negotiations with places to carry the magazine."

"Oh, who is the first model going to be?" Wendy was very curious, not that she was the only one.

"She has to be very beautiful and smart, right?" Yukino asked.

"Well, considering we have no reputation... all things considered... we're going a bit... underhanded to get her to agree." Naruto didn't figure anyone would agree right off the back, but it had to be a hugely famous woman for them to get shock factor in popularity.

"Underhanded... how?"

-Week Later-

"Erza Scarlet!"

"Yes?" Erza was sitting down in the Fairy Tail guild, eating strawbery shortcake, when a man just burst his way into the guild.

"I'm the head of a magazine company, and I am the Master of a new guild, and I want you to be the featured model in my magazine."

"No thank you." Erza wasn't super interested. While thei conversation attracted eyes, people quickly went back to their own business when Naruto sat down at the same table as Erza. He took a deck of cards out of his sleeve, and began to shuffle them.

"Then how about this... we gamble... you win, I buy you... a year's supply of strawberry cakes... you lose, you model for my magazine and I'll still pay you for the job." Naruto offered her a deal.

Erza glowed and her body was butt naked.

Then it glowed again, only now she was wearing a sexy bunnysuit, and she leaned forward to show she was ready to gamble with a gleam in her eye. She looked ready to win herself cake.

"Any card game you want... if I beat you 10 times out of 10, full nude spread... no questions asked... this is a porn magazine." Naruto muttered to her so that only she could hear him.

Now she seemed REALLY interested.

Genuine interest.

"Oh... what kind?"

"Some real dirty stuff... stuff that other magazines would shy away from. I'm talking stuff right out of your naughtiest dreams... does that seem interesting?" Naruto asked her, a little surprised that she seemed like she was a little... excited over the prospect of being featured in that kind of magazine.

"Nobody has ever had the guts to ask me before... I'm a little interested."

"... You read a lot of porn, don't you?" Naruto asked her with a raised eyebrow.

"... Maybe."

-In Rose Garden-

"I'm exhausted... I've been running all over the city, all day... and now I'm here doing all of this." Yukino complained as she selected the best pictures of the products for the shops that actually agreed. There were more shops that agreed to run ads in their magazines than she expected, out of every 10 shops, more than 7 would agree to it.

Free ad space was very enticing it seemed.

"No good..." Carla looked at all of the blurry or off pictures Wendy took of her.

The girl was on the ground wheezing from how exhausted she was, having run around to try and make sure every picture of Carla came out non-blurry. She not only needed to match Carla's speed on her feet, but also needed to keep her in focus.

"... this one is decent." Carla pointed to one picture that came out decently.

"Why don't you practice with me too?"

"You still have your own work to do." Carla responded to Yukino, since she had a list of things she needed to get done before Naruto got back. "Anyway, it won't be a challenge for her to get a shot of you..." Carla wasn't a fan of the idea of the magazine, but she could see how this training could benefit Wendy even outside of the camera setting.

-Back in Magnolia-

"Here is the address for the guild... I need you there within the week for modeling." Naruto gave Erza all the information that she needed.

She nodded her head, a pout.

She lost every game, even when SHE cheated, so she couldn't call him a cheater without outing herself. She would just sit down, pout, and do her porn model shoot when the time came. She agreed to it, the idea of getting a year's supply of cake out of the bet was just too good for her to turn down.

'I totally cheated... she never even noticed I could see her cards out of the reflection in her water glass.' Naruto smirked as he walked away. He didn't imagine that she could win, since she was famous for being horrible at gambling as well.

He had his featured model for the month.

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