Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

Sorry for not updating, I was writing my other fanfics. But the next chapter will be up soon (Hopefully).

Thalia's POV:

With my luck, I ended up having to look after dad and Hera. HOW NICE! Not. All of a sudden, the Hunters came in.

"We heard what happened with Lady Artemis, where is she?" My friend, Felicita asked.

"Over here." I said, waving them over to where I saw standing by Artemis. "You're also taking Hestia."

While the Hunters were looking at the baby version of Artemis and Hestia, I looked at Chiron. "I'm going to IM Hazel and Jason" I said.

After IMing Jason and Hazel, I saw that the campers were still looking at the gods.

"Come here!" Percy said to Poseidon. He obliged willingly, but the second Percy held him up, he turned into a two year old.

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Poseidon wailed.

"Great. Don't tell me he needs diapers now." Percy groaned.

The other cabin counselors picked up their parents, only to also have them turn into two year olds. Only Annabeth, Nico and I didn't pick our parents up, along with Hera and Persephone. We just looked at Chiron.

"It's best if you pick them up right now." Chiron sighed.

We only looked at the mini gods fearfully. All of a sudden, Persephone and Hera became two year olds.

"I think that you should pick us up now." Athena and Hades said. Zeus only nodded.

Sighing, I picked Zeus up, and he became a two year old. During that, I held Hera's hand. Annabeth smiled at Athena and picked her up, with reluctance, which was understandable, seeing that Athena became a two year old right away. Nico sighed and sat on a couch, pulling Persephone up, and after that, Hades. Who also turned into a two year-old.

"What are we going to do with them?" I asked Nico. I didn't have the best parents, after all.

"No idea. I never knew my mom." Nico said.

Annabeth looked at the two of us, and Hades, who was currently trying to bury himself in Nico's jacket, unsuccessfully.

"I can help you! My mom took care of me enough, so I know how to take care of a child." Percy said.

"We need to get them clothes!" The Aphrodite cabin shouted, with the exception of Piper.

"I suppose we do." Chiron sighed. "Seeing as their clothes have become godly sized when they turned two."

Looking around, I realized that he was right. I didn't really notice, with my annoyance of having to babysit. Looking at Hades, I realized that his clothes had shrunk, as did Persephone, Hera, Zeus and Athena's. I sat down on the couch, and Percy copied me. Annabeth just stood up after crouching in front of Athena. "I think I'm going to go back to my cabin." She said, kissing Percy and leaving.

"Keep it PG here for the kids!" I yelled after her.

Percy did the mature thing, and stuck his tongue out. "So, who's cabin should we go to?"

"I say we go to each one. The one that doesn't scare the others wins." Nico said.

"I agree." Percy and I said.

We headed to Zeus' cabin first. Poseidon started crying, Persephone cried, Hera frowned and Hades jumped on the statue hitting it, which made Zeus stick his tongue out at Hades. "Definately not this one." Percy muttered, as Nico picked Hades up, and got out of the cabin.

"What's this?" I wondered, looking at the statue of Zeus. There was a small pack of something on the pedestal. "For protection." I read from the note. "Female condoms? What the Tartarus, dad?" I made sure not to use Hades' name, as he would most likely throw a fit, as well as Ncio.

"What?" Nico and Percy almost choked on laughter.

"I'm in the Hunt!" I protested. "That's just. Eww. Really dad?" I glared at Zeus, who only smiled at me.

"Definately not this cabin. Definately. Not." Nico choked.

We headed to Hades' cabin next. Poseidon and Zeus whined at the darkness, while Hera cried. Hades just jumped onto a bed smiling maniacally, which looked creepy on a two year old. Persephone sat down, and grabbed cereal from behind the bed. Pery and I raised an eyebrow at him. "You eat the f*cking cereal?" I asked him.

"Language Thalia!" Percy said, waving his finger at me. "There are children here!"

"I think you mean a few thousand year old gods-turned-babies." Nico said.

"Whatever!" Percy waved his hand in the air. "Anyways, why do you have cereal?"

I looked at Persephone, who was currently staring disdainfully at the cereal, and Hades, who was taking more boxes of them, ripping them into pieces.

"Hey!" Nico said, diving at Hades. "No, dad! Don't do that!"

Percy and I rolled on the floor, laughing our butts off. "Oh my gods, did you just call a baby your father? I get that he is your father, but really?" Percy managed between gasps of laughter.

Blushing, Nico stuck his tongue out at us. Zeus started crawling to the door. Catching onto his idea, Hera and Poseidon followed. Persephone looked up from glaring at the box of cereal and threw it out the window, laughing like a maniac. I guess I see why Hades likes her. Hades stared wrestling Nico, who seemed to be winning. I rolled my eyes. "I never thought I'd be helping Hades, but. NICO! Get you as* over here right now!"

"Yeah! You shouldn't be attacking an 'innocent' two year old! And an defenseless one at that." Percy said.

Nico got up, brushed himself out, and headed out of his cabin. Hades followed, glaring at Nico and kicking him, when Nico wasn't looking. "Menie 'ants" Hades whined.

Me and Percy burst into laughter again. Poseidon and Zeus looked at Hades and started chanting as we headed to the Poseidon cabin. "'Eany 'anz! 'Eany 'anz! 'Eany 'anz! 'Eany 'anz! 'Eany 'anz! " Sighing, Nico picked Hades up. "No more of that, alright?"

Hades stared at him, before shaking his head. Percy laughed. "I think I'm going to die of laughter."

At the Poseidon's cabin, since the gods weren't complaining, me and Nico hunted for something embarrassing about Percy. "Look at the fountain!" I said. Despite not being allowed to swim, the design was amazing. "Annabeth will love this." I said.

"You watch The Little Mermaid?" Nico asked, holding a DVD up.

"What? How did you find- I mean, OF COURSE NOT!" Percy said.

I cracked up. Poseidon had fallen asleep on one of the beds, while Zeus sat down, near the back door. Hera and Persephone had taken out some fabric, I have no idea how they got it, and were running around with it. Hades just sat there, sulking.

"It's fine, there's no point in hiding it any longer." I said, patting Percy's head.

Hades jumped onto a random bed, and was now buried under the sheets. "Hey guys!" I turned around to see Annabeth at the doorway, smiling. "Where did Hades go? Don't tell me you lost a god already."

"Over here." Nico said, pointing to the lump of sheets that was Hades. "Come out!" He called, when Annabeth stared at him.

A bit of black hair popped out. Nico took out a bit of the sheet. A black eye appeared. "Hmm?" Hades looked at us curiously.

"Awww!" I turned around and saw Piper. She and Annabeth were both cooing.

"Are you cooing at the Lord of the Underworld?" Nico blinked at the two girls.

They blinked, before they realized what they were doing. "Awkward!" I sang, as I rocked Zeus back and forth.

"Anyways, we came here to tell you that we have to go shopping. The gods can't have only one outfit." Piper said.

"Fine." I sighed and put Zeus down. "Why can't you go?"

"We need to have alot of people, to find suitable clothes." Piper said, though she didn't look convinced.

"We're here!" Jason and Hazel were standing at the doorway, with Frank and Leo.

"We're going shopping for the gods." Piper said. Hazel looked excited, until she saw her dad.

"Do we have to go?" Percy whined.

Jason patted him on the back. "I feel your pain, dude." Leo, Frank and Nico nodded.