The woes of a demon king
Chapter 9 pest control
Jaune and Yang walked on the second floor balcony of the castle staring down towards Neptune and Sun as they tried and failed to sneak their way through the castle. This just confused Jaune as he looked around expecting to see a guard round the corner and bust Neptune and Sun only to see nothing. Jaune just groaned in frustration when he saw Neptune knock over a vase. Yang winced at this looking around to see if someone would come and see what happened. Needless to say no one came.
"Man, what are the guards doing if these two dorks are able to make so much noise and still not be found out?"
Yang asked looking to Jaune who just rubbed a hand over his face shaking his head.
"I don't know but when we're done dealing with these two I'm going to dock all the guards pay. Maybe even hang a few for being so worthless as to not once notice these two."
Jaune said walking along the balcony watching Sun and Neptune as they turned a corner.
"Well you do what you have to, but quick question what are we going to do with these guys when we capture them?" Yang asked looking to Sun and Neptune just as they froze in place watching a guard walk by the hall trying to flirt with one of the dark elf maids. The maid and Guard just kept on walking not even once noticing Sun or Neptune. Yang turned back to Jaune watching as he grits his teeth growling in anger. "Right so we now know what the guards are doing."
Yang said hopping to lighten the mood only for Jaune to keep walking forward seething in anger. Yang just chuckled nervously at this pitying that poor guard when Jaune finds him.
"Simple when we catch them I am going to sell them to one of the demon lords nearby as slaves."
Jaune said causing Yang to freeze in place staring wide eyed in shock at Jaune.
"What?!" Yang shouted in a whisper quickly running up in front of Jaune staring at him like he was crazy. "Sell them as slaves, are you insane, who knows what that demon lord would do to them. Also slaves! What is wrong with you?!"
Yang asked in shock causing Jaune to raise a brow at her questioningly.
"What do you mean? Nothing is wrong with me; I am just punishing two fools who have some misguided belief that they could somehow kill me." Jaune said walking past Yang. "Also, I won't sell them to anyone bad, I'm not that cruel, also I'm quite fond of them. I was just going to send them to a certain demon lord with a fondness for young men."
Jaune said off handed as Yang stared in shock.
"What?! You are going to sell them as sex slaves!"
Yang said complete horrified by the concept only for Jaune to turn around staring at her in shock.
"What god no, that's horrible!"
Jaune said shocked by Yang's accusation. Yang was surprised by this as she stared confused at Jaune.
"Wait what? If you aren't selling them as sex slaves, then what are they going to do for this demon lord?"
Yang asked very confused on what was going on getting a sigh form Jaune.
"Simple Yang, they will be like eye candy for this lord. Like I said, she has a fondness for young men, also she is very fond of humans, most of her profit she gets from the human world."
Jaune said putting his hands on his hip.
"Wait, she?" Yang asked in confusion wondering what was going on getting a nod from Jaune. "Also how does she get profit from the human world?"
Yang asked wondering if she had ever heard of a demon doing any type of business in the human world.
"She works and runs a strip club in the human world."
Jaune said causing Yang's jaw to drop in shock.
"A strip club? But, but how? No wait never mind that who is this demon?"
Yang asked causing Jaune to wince rubbing the back of his head nervously.
"I don't know her name but she goes by, um Dark Chocolate."
Jaune said while Yang just stared blankly at him for a second as she connected the dots. Slowly the look of realization struck as Yang's eyes widened in shock and hysteria.
"I know who that is, I remember seeing her standing outside a strip club in Vale once!" Yang said in hysteria as she began to laugh her ass of remembering the large woman who ran the strip club. At one time when Yang was in Vale, Dark Chocolate had offered her a job at the club but she refused. Yang was a tease but not one to show herself off so willingly to large crowds. Jaune just stood rubbing the back of his head staring off to the side worriedly. "So, she is a demon, well that explains a lot, but tell me how do you know her?"
Yang asked after finally calming down and stopping her laughing. Jaune just blushed at the question shrinking some.
"You see, a year or two ago Ozpin set up a banquet to be held here so we could bond more with some of the demon lords and create proper alliances." Jaune said his shoulders sagging. "And… well… Dark Chocolate was one of the lords that came and one of the demon lords who I am friends with. Thought it would be funny if they got Dark Chocolate to give me a lap dance."
Jaune said watching as Yang's eyes widen as she quickly covered her mouth to stop her laughter as Jaune went on.
"I was sitting at one of the tables chatting with some of the lords. As I'm talking the next thing I know I see the lords before me faces turn to shock when a shadow passes over me. The lord's faces quickly shifted from shock to that of downright joy. I was then pulled out of my seat by the back of my collar and carried over head by Dark Chocolate. She carried me all the way to my throne for all to see when she sat me down. Now it wouldn't be that bad for me seeing as I could have just ordered her to stop, but you see I have this problem where if I'm in an awkward situation I can't handle I just laugh uncontrollably." Jaune said while Yang just fell onto the floor laughing holding her sides. "So I was about to order her to stop but she leans up real close to me and says. 'I'm smother you in titties.' And I just burst out laughing."
Jaune said causing Yang to laugh even more while Jaune actually laugh at this himself as well.
"And I couldn't stop her as I just laughed uncontrollably and she just smothered me in her 'titties'. I was sitting there for the entire room to see, many people were laughing, others were just staring in shock. I was busy laughing as I was suffocating. So as this happens she starts half way and pulls back, looks at me, and asks 'Are you retarded or something?' I'm just laughing and I go, 'no I am just having a hard first time' and continued to laugh."
Jaune said laughing as he leaned on the railing of the balcony laughing.
"Why did no one stop her?"
Yang asked through her laughter as Jaune just shrugged.
"They were all too busy laughing their ass off!"
Jaune said bitterly throwing his arms to the side angrily. Yang just laughed slowly getting her laughter under control as she stood up.
"But you are the King, couldn't you like punish them for that?"
Yang asked as she heaved a little after stopping her laughter chuckling a little after. Jaune just shook his head at her.
"No because that would have made the entire banquet pointless when I was trying to make allies of the lords there so I couldn't really punish them."
Jaune said angrily as he crossed his arms over his chest grumbling bitterly about the whole ordeal. Yang just laughed shaking her head at him.
"So I guess that isn't too bad a person to sell those guys to." Yang said looking down to the first floor only to notice Neptune and Sun where gone. Yang quickly looked around eyes darting around trying to find them. "Shit Jaune the dorks are gone."
Yang said as Jaune turned looking down to the ground cursing.
"We need to find them before they find Weiss."
Jaune said quickly jumping down to the first floor, Yang right behind him. When Jaune and Yang landed though Jaune ended up landing on a poor little goblin walking below. Yang winced at this as she saw the pool little goblin screaming as it tried to get out from under Jaune's feet. Jaune didn't seem to care as he quickly kicked the goblin away as he ran off down the hall. Yang watched the poor goblin fly down the hall screaming as it disappeared down the hall. Though as Yang watched the goblin slide away a question came to her mind.
"Hey Jaune, what happened to all the goblins that Ozpin sent out to collect Princess, weren't there still a lot more out there?"
Yang asked getting a nod from Jaune.
"Yeah there were at least 8 or 9 groups of goblins that still haven't return from the human world. Hopefully the goblins where killed off. But we still have the risk of more princesses being kidnapped."
Jaune said surprising Yang who just shook her head.
"Well let's hope you're right and the goblins are dead."
Yang said while she followed Jaune turning down hall after hall to try and find Sun and Neptune.
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Continent of Anima, kingdom Mistral. A large green colored castle with a large lotus crest painted onto many of the castles walls stands as its capital. Inside the castle walked a young man with long black hair tied back into a low hanging pony tail. The man was dressed in a green tail coat with baggy white pants. The man at first glance could have been mistaken for a girl if one didn't look closely, but if inspected one could see he was indeed a man. As the young man walked down the hall he passed a maid cleaning up the floor.
"Good afternoon princess Ren."
The maid said nodding at Ren who just sighed staring impassively at the maid.
"I am the prince."
Ren said only to get a chuckle out of the maid.
"Oh, princess you've been saying that for years now, you mustn't joke like that. How will you ever find any men who want to be your suitors if you always say you're a man?"
The maid said only for Ren to shake his head at the maid.
"I can still find a suitor, it would just be a woman."
Ren said only for the maid to gasp.
"Princess I didn't know that was your preference."
The maid said shocked only for Ren to shake his head before turning and walking away. The maid looked ready to call out to him only to just bow at him, not saying anything else. Ren just walked on down the hall letting out a tired sigh. 'Damn it, why can't anyone tell I'm a man.' Ren thought disappointedly as several more maids called him princess as he walked by. Ren slowly rounded a corner where he saw a young happy looking orange haired girl bouncing her way down the hall. The girl was dressed in a bright pink skirt, with a form fitting white sleeveless shirt with a heart shaped hole in the front of the shirt just below the collar. The girl had on a short black short sleeved coat on over top of it. The girl was happily bouncing towards Ren smiling toothily at him.
"Hey princess!"
The girl cheered bouncing up to Ren who just stared impassively at the young girl.
"Nora please, we've known each other for years now. You know I'm a man so please don't call me princess."
Ren said only for Nora to chuckle reaching a hand up poking him on the nose.
"Boop, what are you talking about Ren you are the princess, you can't be a man."
Nora said only for Ren to shake his head at her. Ren just began to walk on down the hall, Nora right beside him chatting his ear off about some random dream she had. While Ren and Nora walked down the hall turning off to head to the castles dining hall, behind Ren and Nora in the hall several little goblins running down the hall hiding under hallway tables. Several of the goblins where flipping up along the ceiling like little ninjas. One of the goblins was humming a spy song as he ran behind several other goblins.
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Jaune and Yang stood staring at Sun and Neptune who were frozen up to their necks in a block of ice before them. Jaune turned to see Weiss sitting down at a small table sipping a cup of coffee lightly.
"So I take it you didn't want to leave?"
Jaune asked walking past the two frozen men as they tried pulling themselves free.
"Of course not, I refuse to go back with these fools."
Weiss said angrily glaring at Sun and Neptune.
"Wait Jaune you know Weiss?"
Sun said in surprise turning to Neptune who looked just as surprised.
"Yeah I know her."
Jaune said tucking his hands into his pockets.
"Wait but how do you know Weiss?"
Neptune asked looking between Weiss and Jaune.
"Well I was planning on telling you who I really am in an extravagant kind of way but let me introduce myself again." Jaune said bowing to Sun and Neptune politely. "I am Jaune Arc, the Demon King."
Jaune said, his hair turning white as his eyes shifted slightly. Sun and Neptune just stared in complete and utter shock.
"Wait what?!"
Sun and Neptune shouted in unison. Jaune just turned away from the two men.
"So how do you know these two dorks?"
Yang asked walking up in front of Weiss. Neptune while still stuck in the block of ice quickly smiled at Yang.
"Hey there hot stuff."
Neptune said and Jaune knew if Neptune wasn't stuck in the block of ice he would have snapped his fingers and pointed at Yang. Yang just raised a brow at Neptune questioningly while Jaune and Weiss just lowered their heads sighing at him. Weiss just groaned at Neptune before glaring at him.
"I know these two imbeciles because I was engaged to this stupid blue haired buffoon!"
Weiss snapped causing Neptune to wince while Jaune just chuckled at this before a question came to mind.
"Wait why where you engaged to him, he doesn't seem like someone anyone royalty would even think of marrying."
Jaune said getting a chuckle out of Yang.
"Hey!"
Neptune shouted while Sun just chuckled.
"My father just wanted me to marry this buffoon; also he is Prince Vasilias from Vacuo."
Weiss introduced Neptune surprising Jaune as he raised a brow at Weiss pointing back to Neptune behind him.
"This guy is a prince?"
Jaune said in shock causing Neptune to glare at him.
"Hey!"
Neptune shouted only to be ignored by everyone as Weiss nodded at Jaune.
"Yes, now get rid of these two."
Weiss order only for Jaune to raise a brow at her.
"Could I get a please?"
Jaune asked only for Weiss to roll her eyes at Jaune.
"Fine, please get rid of these buffoons."
Weiss said mocking politeness while Jaune shook his head at Weiss.
"Fine I will get rid of them." Jaune said turning to Sun and Neptune walking up to the block of ice and began to push it away with little difficulty. "Let's get going you two; you're going to love your new home in the demon lord Dark Chocolate's castle."
Jaune said getting confused looks from Sun and Neptune.
"Dark chocolate? Who's that?"
The two men asked only for Yang to start snickering behind Jaune as she waved goodbye at Sun and Neptune.
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Back in Anima, Ren walked down the hall back to his room with Nora on his back sleeping. Ren just had the look of a man so used to this that he couldn't react anymore. Ren turned down the hall walking towards his room. After Ren got into the room he walked over to his bed about to set Nora down only to stop when he heard light humming. Ren turned around looking to his dresser where he heard the humming coming from. He raised a brow at this confused by what he was hearing. 'Is that a spy theme?' Ren thought walking up to his dresser slowly reaching a hand out. He took a deep breath quickly throwing the door open only to find nothing in the dresser. He still heard the humming but he had no idea where it was coming from before he realized that there was a small incent set up in the dresser. He raised a brow at this reaching down to grab the incent. 'Why is this in here?' Ren thought bringing it up to his face sniffing it only to feel drowsy. He wobbles some before he saw a goblin jump out from underneath the dresser.
"NUNU NU!"
The goblin shouted only for Ren to quickly kick the little goblin across the room before he fell onto his face. On his back Nora just grumbled some but only hugged him tighter. The other goblins all jumped out, several moving to help the one goblin who had been kicked. The other goblins moved off to try and get Nora off of Ren's back only to struggle against her strong grip. After several minutes of them pulling the goblins just gave up and grabbed rope quickly tying Ren and Nora up together and began to carry them all away.
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Jaune stood next to Sun and Neptune who had been thawed out of the ice, now chained up together.
"How could you do this, we trusted you!"
Sun shouted at Jaune who just shrugged at him.
"I am a demon, it's in my nature to do evil things. I thought that's what all you human and Faunus believe."
Jaune said off handed only for Sun to try jumping at Jaune only to pull Neptune forward with him causing them to fall on their faces.
"God damn it, did you have to chain our feet together!?"
Neptune shouted at Jaune only for him to smile at them.
"Of course, you can't run away now." Jaune said only for Sun and Neptune to shake their heads grumbling angrily at Jaune. "Don't be so bitter guys, everything will be ok. You'll love your new home with Dark Chocolate, so just wait till she arrives to take you away."
Jaune said as Sun and Neptune shared a worried look between each other, not sure what to take from the dark grin Jaune had on his face.
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AN/Hurray new chapter for you small strange happy supposedly lovely people. I hope you guys like this story and yes I used a RTAA for the whole dark chocolate part but I wanted to add that in seeing as it's just too damn funny not to use. Also Jaune has to suffer a little as well.
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