I Do Not Own Teen Titans or Young Justice
Making Fun of One Another…
It was so hard not to make fun of her! It was really difficult not to! Oh God! If he had known she was going to be here, with the kiddies, and not only be here but look the part…! He'd have brought a camera. He really would have.
This was almost as good as her being stuck as a rabbit or drunk on St. Patty's Day or turned into a child or something!
But here she was, with the kiddies and she was even dressed the part. It was so deliciously out of character he couldn't help but walk up to tease her. It couldn't be helped.
"No Melvin, Timmy stand still, Teether stop biting Damian! Damian no! Everyone stand still! Mar'i feet on the ground, no powers Jon, everyone settle down!" Raven shouted.
"Troubles princess?" he whispered in her ear, she yelped as she leapt up and spun around. He chuckled and Lian giggled from her perch on his shoulders.
"Please tell me you did not kidnap that toddler, Jason," she pleaded desperately. Lian giggled hysterically then.
"Can we go now!?" a blonde girl with pigtails whined.
"I didn't, this happens to be my goddaughter, I've got her for the weekend, you?" he asked.
"Drafted," Raven sighed.
"Teacups!" Lian shouted as she tugged his hair.
"How many you got?" Jason asked.
"Damian, Jon, Teether, Timmy, Melvin, and Mar'i," Raven blurted out.
"Where's the reinforcements?" he asked.
"Gar was supposed to be my reinforcements, but he's… blondes," Raven sighed.
"Rae-Rae! I gotta go pee!" Timmy whined.
"Want reinforcements?"
"Are you working?"
"Nope."
"YES!" she gasped.
"RAE!" Mar'i whined.
"Alright to the bathrooms!" Raven shouted and they were herded towards the nearest bathroom. Jason looked after the boys as Raven took care of the girls and they were waiting outside the bathroom for a beat while the kids washed hands and washed up.
"Disneyland?" he asked.
"Dick was supposed to be here, but him and Kori were called on an off world mission then Gar decided we'd all go and the moment we got here he saw a cute blonde and… poof! he's gone," Raven growled lowly looking extremely murderous and indifferent at the same time. "You?"
"Roy was supposed to bring Lian here, but… shit happens, I was drafted to watch her for the weekend," Jason shrugged. "Divide and conquer?"
"You're not going to lose one of my kids are you?" she asked.
"Never!" he gasped offensively, she smirked.
"Alright," she agreed and they shook on it.
Jason took Jon, Damian, and Melvin and hit up all the rides the other kids were too short for. Raven took Lian, Mar'i, Teether, and Timmy to the little kid stuff. At lunch they met up in New Orleans Square at the Café Orléans.
"Yay! Lunch! Hungry!" Mar'i shouted in glee as his niece ran to the table.
"No flying!" Damian snapped when Mar'i looked ready to fly. Raven appeared a second later with Teether and Lian in arm and Timmy trailing along.
"Food," Raven collapsed in a chair as they placed orders and the kids started talking, arguing and playing. Raven looked at him strangely.
"What's up princess?" he mused.
"You're… wearing ears? So's Damian?" Raven blinked.
"Of course! Jon and Melvin wanted the ears, Damian said he'd only wear them if I did, and he really should have known better," Jason grinned.
"Yes, he should have," Raven mused.
"Here, we've gotten everyone ears," Jason announced as he pulled out the ears, he handed Raven a tiara, she might have actually worn the ears, but he knew for a fact she'd never wear a tiara.
"Where's my ears?" Raven asked.
"Todd insisted that the tiara was more appropriate," Damian stated then.
"Oh, did he now?" Raven's eyes narrowed on him. Lian was sniggering as she and Mar'i sat on his lap.
"Of course, princess," he grinned maliciously at her.
"I really hate you sometimes," she warned.
"Only sometimes, I'm going to have to work harder on that," he decided.
"Rae-Rae! Queen Rae-Rae!" Timmy and Teether started singing, Lian and Mar'i joined in on the singing and he decided to join in too.
"Rae, you need to wear the tiara, we're wearing the ears!" Melvin announced.
"It seems only fair that we all be equally ridiculed," Damian decided.
"Best field trip ever!" Jon shouted.
"Fine! I'll wear the tiara!" Raven surrendered.
"Hooray!" Mar'i and Lian shouted as he laughed, Raven shoved the tiara on her head, he reached out and straightened it a bit and leaned back as lunch resumed. He listened with gusto as Lian and Mar'i told him all about the Teacups. He and Raven both nearly choked when Mar'i and Lian asked if they were lovers, the other kids were snickering; even the demon spawn looked amused at the question. Teether had claimed his seat on Raven's lap as they ate. Jon started a food war between himself and Damian, Melvin and Timmy were showing of their lanyards of pins, even Raven's pins, Jason was nearly stabbed with a pin by Lian when she tried to give him a princess Merdia pin.
"What a lovely family, would you like a photo?" a photographer appeared at the end of lunch.
"We're not!" Raven started.
"Sure," he shrugged. He wanted a photo to tease Raven with; especially one of her wearing a tiara and lanyard of pins.
"Ride's now! Jaybird ours!" Lian shouted.
"Yay uncle Jay!" Mar'i shouted.
"After a picture," Jason announced as he pulled Raven to his side so she couldn't slink off, she glared at him, but they were all smiling (even Damian), when the flash went off.
"Tag team, switch!" he decided. Raven shoved Teether at him and she was dragged off by Jon and Melvin, Jason collected the photo and had several copies made as he then endured the fairy princess land and Dumbo flying. He met Raven at the front gate at seven o'clock.
"Have a good day princess?" he asked as he carried Lian in one arm and a sleeping Teether in the other, Raven collected a stumbling Mar'i.
"Long, very long," she said.
"Tomorrow! California Adveture Land!" Jon shouted.
"You are being utterly ridiculous, Jon," Damian snapped.
"Little Mermaid tonight!" Melvin bounced at her announcement and Raven sighed.
"Want to join us?" Jon demanded. "You're fun! I don't know why Damian likes Dick more! You let us have sugar and candy!"
"I hate you," Raven warned.
"Hey, he said he could and I'm not arguing with a Kryptonian with lasers, and yeah, I'll join you guys," Jason shrugged.
"YAY!" all the awake kids, but Damian shouted as they ran for the car.
By then end of that weekend Jason had so much blackmail on Raven that he was grinning. It was about a week later when he was on the run, dodging Titans and evading Bats when he and Raven stumbled across one another.
"Hey princess," he grinned behind his red helmet.
"Stop calling me princess!" she hissed.
"But you look so pretty in that tiara!" he teased.
"We are never speaking of this again!" she gasped.
"Tiara!" Kori squealed, the fighting stopping then.
"I've got the photo to prove it! I'll send you a copy Kori!"
"I am sending you to Hell Red!" Raven roared, he leapt off the sky scraper then as he ran away laughing from the demoness chasing him.
I couldn't think of a good one for this prompt. Oh well.
That's all for now folks!
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