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A/Nem: Shit. Well. How do I say this?
I AM SOFUCKINGSORRY EVERYONE! How long has it been since I last updated this story?! A year or something? holy fuck am i sorry. Gah!
LOOK I HAVE A LAPTOP AGAIN AFTER TWO MONTHS OR SO.
You know what? I have no excuse, you may kill me after the chapter because I fucked up and didn't update this even before I lost my laptop. But only after the chapter since I still gotta be alive to make this chapter.
And then my brother will resurrect me so I can make the next chapter. He's a newb necromancer now! (unofficially XP heheheh)
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH
(I found the very unfinished version deep in the bowels of my USB files, like very very unfinished. Like about 800 words or so.
ALSO, if the chapter seems crappy and kind-of forced then sorry, I tried and its been a helluva long time since I touched this fic.)
VIII.
To Diagon Alley~Gringotts
aka
Oh Hell… Good Thing I'm Rich as Fuck….~ Skull
… ~ Viper
Holy shit Skull's Rich as Fuck ~ Mature People
Hey! What's that~? ~ Kids and Extremely Immature People
Skull hummed as he headed towards the Great Hall for breakfast, the Arcobelano were trailing behind him as well as the others, grumbling at the early morning. Skull sighed as he rubbed the bridge of his nose as he remembered something, he turned to the others "Okay, so you all have to go shopping for new clothes and personal things since we left with only the things on our back… We'll have to stop by the bank for this" he told them as he opened the Great Hall doors.
The Great Hall was mostly empty since it wasn't a school year yet and the only ones there were some of the Hogwarts teaching Staff and Skull spied a familiar face "Hagrid!" he called out with a grin. The giant grunted and looked at Skull curiously "Sorry, but do I kno' yu'?" (I am bad at typing accents :P) he gruffed as he stared at the beaming stuntman.
Skull chuckled "Course, you told me about Hogwarts on that deserted island in the middle of the sea" he said cheekily as the half-giant's eyes widened "'Arry?!" he shouted as he rushed down from the teacher's table "Oh Harry, tha' really you lad?" he asks as he stops in front of the smaller male who smiled at him "How is Norberta?" he asks casually and Hagrid beams under the gruffy beard.
"It is you! 'Arry I missed ya lad, where've ya been?!" Hagrid asks with a deep laugh as he takes Skull into a tight hug that would have broken another other humans spine but Skull just hugged back nonchalantly, had he been the same teen years ago his spine would have been broken to halves but since he was Skull deMort it was no problem.
Skull escaped Hagrid's hug and grinned at him "Missed you too Hagrid, meet my friends!" he urged as he motioned the others who were looking at the man with confusion, Skull turned to them with a happy smile "Guys, this is Rubeus Hagrid, he's a half-giant and if I am correct are you still the Care of Magical Creatures Professor?" he asks Hagrid as who just smiles sadly.
The half-giant shook his head "Nah, the Ministry forced me to step down cuz of me heritage and how dangerous I put me students in" he explained as he scratches his neck awkwardly, meanwhile with everyone else they were looking at the half-giant, boggling at his size.
'Half-giant?' were their thoughts as Skull and Hagrid made small-talk "Blimey 'Arry! You look so 'oung! What the bloody 'el 'appened?"
(A/N: You know what? Fuck the accent, from now on, typing normally)
Skull chuckled awkwardly "That is a long story old friend, but for now I need to go to Dumbledore's office after breakfast" he said with a plastered smile 'Dumble-fucker actually but I'm not going to hurt Hagrid's feelings, maybe some other time I'll soil the stupid goat-loving bastard's reputation. Right now I have to deal with other stuff' Skull thought as he waved Hagrid goodbye, the half-giant had to go feed the thestrals.
"Is he really a half-giant Skull-san?" Tsuna asked curiously as he watched the enormous man walk away, Skull nodded "Mhmm, his mother's a giant, his dad's a squib. Because of that he was bullied when he first entered Hogwarts. Half-breeds are not really welcomed here, factoring in his height and outright look along with his ancestry and parents he had a really rough time" Skull said with a soft sigh, just remembering the young face of Hagrid back in the diary.
The young version of his friend looked so sad and tired.
A perfect opportunity for someone to sweep in and gain his loyalty, Skull thought darkly as he recalls Hagrids hero-worship of the old wizard.
The stuntman shook his head and smiled at the others "Come on, I wasn't lying at the fact I needed to go to Dumble-fuck's office. But before we go, who's coming with me and who's staying? I can't bring all of you" 'Merlin knows the damage bringing everyone would cause' Skull thought dryly.
"Oh! Oh! Lambo-sama wants to go! Lambo-sama wants to go!" Lambo said excitedly, Gokudera looked like he really wanted to go, muttering about 'Uma' or something.
In the end after breakfast, Viper, Fon, Reborn, Verde, Xanxus, Squalo, Kawahira, and Chrome (and by extension Mukuro?) ended up going somehow.
The rest stayed, Skull left Luna in charge (ignoring the looks and glances he got from the others, Luna on the other hand hummed and nodded at him)
Skull stared at the gargoyle, the others behind him glanced at him in confusion.
The gargoyle twitched surprising the others "Hello Reginald" Skull said dryly and the gargoyle actually looked surprised, stone groaned as the gargoyle stepped aside looking kind of happy actually.
"Come on, thanks Reginald" Skull prompted as it revealed a stairway behind the spot the stone statue was before. They entered and climbed the stairs "That Gargoyle statue is actually an exact replica of the original gargoyle the founders of Hogwarts found in this area. It was an old Gargoyle by the name of, well in English it means 'Stone Guard of the Wind'. The original name was unfortunately lost in the records, the founders made a statue in honor of the gargoyle after he fell in battle against rival wizards that tried to attack the founders while they were building Hogwarts though they named the statue Reginald because Helga Hufflepuff had always called the old gargoyle 'Reginald' in the books" Skull said, the others were once again impressed at the information that was relayed.
Skull looked back at them with a grin "Fun fact, the stone the original old gargoyle turned into after he died is actually in Reginald. It's why Reginald can move and be sentient, though even without the stone Hogwarts would have made him sentient after a few hundred years anyway" he told them with a grin "Random Trivia of the day achieved~" Skull sang ignoring the weird glances he got from the others.
Verde spoke "This has been bothering me the whole time we're here, but how is it that the castle is sentient?" he asked and Skull smirked remembering the break down the green-haired scientist had when they arrived.
"Well, the main reason is magic" he explained, Verde twitched wanting nothing more to shake Skull to elaborate more and experiment on this so called 'magic' "When the founders first created the castle they soaked it with their magic, created Wards- magical shield and protection barriers in essence- and carved magic into the castle to help them in their cause. They wanted a safe place where magic was free to use, no fear from being caught, no witch-hating non-magicals and more. A place where magical children can grow and learn, rather than be caught and be burned at the stake" he said with a frown.
The others frowned at the mention of children being burned.
Mafia they may be but even they had morals that were better than most people think.
When they reached the end of the stairs Skull just barged into the room, startling the old headmaster and the potion master inside.
Severus sneered "Albus you seem to be falling further and further down the well of insanity, and here I thought you couldn't get more senile" he spat as he stood from his place in front of the headmaster "Honestly, the boy is no longer a boy. If that man's words are true he is easily past that label, easily an adult by now and you won't get anywhere with the man's new 'friends'. Face it Albus, you've lost control of your once-boy-wonder" he deadpanned, he ignored the hardened look the old wizard sent him.
"Severus please do not phrase it that way, it makes me feel like I'm some dark-puppeteer looking for world domination" Albus sighed tiredly, rubbing age-old hands over his face. Severus deadpanned 'Oh really? I thought you were already one by your actions… honestly all this fuss over James Potter's spawn' the potion master thought as he openly sneered.
His mind wandered, his thoughts aiming towards the newly-found and previously missing Boy-Who-Lived though said boy was no longer a boy should the man in the hat's words hold truth.
You could hardly recognize Harry James Potter underneath all that make-up, hair-dye and piercings not to mention the skin-tight latex suit. Honestly. But the color the physically-teen-looking man went with called to him, he had no idea why the violet color called to him.
Actually, scratched that he had one idea why.
The Violet Fire that was inside him, and apparently inside the brat as well.
Rainbow Fire.
He thought back to the flames that Potter and his group along with the flames the most inner circle held.
Bellatrix had Indigo Flames.
He himself had Violet Flames.
Bellatrix's Husband had Red Flames.
His brother had Green Flames.
Lucius had Blue Flames.
And finally the Dark Lord, his master, had Orange Flames.
But the Dark Lord's flames looked more like the vicious looking teen's flames (Xanxus was it?), the flames that held a red tint to it rather than the other two orange flame wielders.
No matter where they looked, they couldn't find much information on the flames.
The only lead they had was Potter, in more ways than one.
The last lead they had to find out more about the flames lead them to the Potter bloodlines, in old records there were vague instances of colored flames that were seen that acted in ways that were more than a simple fire elementalist, or any fire elementalist.
Sure fire elementals were amazing should they master their fire but the flames they had were more and the very few fire elementalist in their ranks couldn't control the colorful flames they held.
They tried finding out more but the information was locked away in the Potter vaults or hidden in the libraries in the very protected manors.
Potters were old blood, very old blood but not many knew or remembered they were. All they remembered of the recent were the Light wizards that came from the family during both the Grindalwald war and the Voldemort war and the Potters that were underneath Albus Dumbledore's command.
The Wizarding World had forgotten so many things truly.
Anyway, they needed Harry Potter for access to the information and the fact that he was using the flames along with his new group cemented that.
They needed to know of the flames that changed everything.
BAM
Both Potions Master and Headmaster of Hogwarts were jolted out of their separate thoughts by the loud bang of the door as a certain purple-haired once black-haired boy-now-physically-a-teen-but-probably-a-man barging in.
"Potter! What in the devil?!" Severus started but was ignored as the stuntman grinned sharply "Yo Dumbles, I'm going to Diagon Alley with my friends for stuff and we need to use your floo, we can? Thanks! Bye!" Harry said rather quickly before ushering the people that followed him in into the floo room that was connected to the office.
Slam
Went the floo-door room as the group went inside leaving the two wizards that were baffled and stunned at the abrupt interruption.
"Wait? What?! Harry!" Albus sputtered as he stumbled towards the door, only to find it locked both manually and magically.
It actually took a while for the old wizard to take apart the enchantments on the door that Harry presumably casted on, it was rather amusing to Snape as he watched the old man panic and take spell after spell off the door.
When he finally took it all off and opened the door, it was too late. They were there just in time for the final green flare of the floor's green fire to take the last person to Diagon Alley.
Albus looked at the floo in alarm "Oh dear, I must get Moody and Kingsley!" he said urgently as he took floo powder to fire-call and alert the two aurors to follow Harry and his friends.
Severus hid a smirk, maybe having Potter back won't be all that bad, after all if he could get the old goat in such a state of stress then it was okay… somewhat.
"We do what with the what?!" Verde snapped as Skull grinned at them, a hand full of powder.
"You step in the fireplace with a handful of the poweder, say 'Diagon Alley-Dia-gon Alley make sure to pronounce it properly-' and throw the powder down. Green fire comes out, you end up in another place, a form of Wizarding Transportation." he told them as he prompted them to take the powder.
"I'll elaborate later but we gotta hurry! The old man's taking apart my spells on the door rather quickly, huh seems he's a little more active than I thought he would be but eh. C'mon people we don't have all the time in the world~" Skull sang.
Kawahira hummed before stepping into the fireplace "Alright, I'll go first. Diagon Alley correct?" he asked, Skull nodded with a strained smile towards him.
The hat-wearing true-human shrugged before throwing the powder down "Diagon Alley!" he said and in a big flare of green fire, not Lightning Flames, he disappeared. Everyone took a step back at that.
"He's fine~ It just took him to the Leakey Cauldron, the main entrance of Diagon Alley. Now, who's next?" Skull clapped with a grin, violet eyes glimmering with amusement and turned to look at Chrome who smiled shyly "A-ahm , I would like to go next Skull-san" she said, entering the fireplace.
Green flames flared in the fireplace and it was empty once again, the next one to go was Xanxus who glared at Skull insulting him like always before leaving.
Fon went next, then Xanxus, Squalo, Verde, Viper then finally Reborn.
Skull grinned as he entered the fireplace "Diagon Alley" he bellowed and just before he was fully consumed by the floo's green magical fire he saw the final spells taken off and the door swinging open and he felt pride and smugness in him at that.
Hah! Too late old man!
Reborn found himself stumbling out of a fireplace, stumbling out of a fireplace.
Wizarding transportation was not pleasant, though it was a very curious thought in practically teleporting from one place to another using fire and a fireplace. He looked up to see the others waiting, looking amused at the fact the World's Greatest Hitman had stumbled but he sent them a look 'Shut up, you probably were the same when you first went through' effectively lessening their amusement.
Though he could see Verde having a small breakdown, it wasn't really obvious but with the subtle twitching the green-haired scientist kept doing every few seconds was a big hint to him.
The teen-looking hitman huffed, Leon bristling on his shoulder probably liking the 'Floo' travel as much as he did, he pats his clothes to get the powder and soot that dared to stay on his form.
In a moment the fireplace behind him flared as a certain violet haired stuntsman tumbled out of the fireplace completely covered in soot. Reborn smirked.
Skull huffed as he stood up "Floo hates me, I will never get that down" he whined as he shook the soot out of his hair before just sighing and just wandlessly and wordlessly had his magic get the soot of his and the other's persons.
He knew if he just did himself the others would complain and he would suffer.
Fon nodded in thanks while the others did their own version of thanks.
Skull grinned "Welcome to the Leakey Cauldron, the main entrance to Diagon Alley." he said with a mock sweep of his arm to show the dark and old-fashioned bar "Not much for looks I know but just deal with it" he shrugged.
Not much for looks indeed.
It looked pretty shady in the dim light, but with the morning creeping in and the light slowly brightening it would probably look a bit different. There were only three other people in the bar besides them, a barkeep who looked very old and seemed to be missing most of his teeth and two other men that were enjoying a cup of coffee, one was even reading from a little book while mindlessly stirring his coffee.
"Pardon me but would you please open towards the back, we need to go to Diagon Alley" Skull asked the barkeeper who eyed the purple-haired teen warily along with the others before shrugging and nodding his head, a wand out that was flicked to the side where a door that was previously closed and probably locked opened.
Skull gestured to follow him and follow him they did, again.
Back in Hogwarts…
"Hmph! Why is the prince here? Why did those peasants go instead of the prince?"
"Now now dear prince, Hogwarts is honored to host such royalty. I'm sure Hogwarts loves your presence"
"Hmm, you seem to be a good peasant… for a peasant Ushishishishishishi~"
"Thank you my liege"
"Luna-honey, are you alright?!"
"I'm fine Neville, I'm just conversing with our prince"
"Honey he's throwing knives at you!"
"Tch! Silence peasant! If you think the prince would harm this entertaining peasant then shame on you! The prince is far more talented than you and would never miss his mark!"
"He has a point dearest"
"… Just be careful alright?"
"I love you too dearest"
…
"Uwaah! Look Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto-kun, so many books!"
"Indeed Tenth! Look at all these new books!"
"Hahaha! I wonder if they have any books on baseball here, or maybe some other sport?"
"Shut up baseball-idiot!"
"A-ah, can both of you please be quiet? This is a library after all!"
"Of course Tenth!"
"Hahaha!"
"SHHHHH!"
…
"Oi kora! Yuni don't go wandering off on your own!"
"Hehe, sorry Colonello-kun but look I found a new friend!"
"What the hell kora?!"
"Pyuuuuuuuu!"
"Is that a Phoenix?!"
"Mhmm! Lal-chan, Colonello-kun, come meet Fawkes! He's my new friend!"
"HOW EXTREME! YUNI-CHAN, THAT IS AN EXTREMELY LOOKING BIRD THERE"
"Ah! Hi Ryohei-kun!"
"Oh wow, he's so warm kora"
"Hm, his feathers are beautiful"
…
"Oh hello! My name is Bianchi and this is Nana, we were wondering what kind of plants these were?"
"Oh hi there! I'm Neville, I'm the Herbology Professor. Oh! Please be careful, those plants are quite dangerous if not handled properly! Here, let me show you…"
"Oooh~ They all look so beautiful Neville-san. OH! This one looks just like a Dandelion! Hah? It's moving and roaring! So cute!"
"Amazing!"
"Oh, those are Dandi-Leons, careful! Those are nearing their maturity and are quite territorial! Their bites hurt quite a bit!"
…
"Kufufufu~ Chrome-chan's having fun, wizards are so interesting!"
"Shut up pineapple-head"
"What was that Skylark-kun~?"
"A-ah! Hibari-san, Mukuro-san, please don't fight in the library!"
"Tsunayoshi-kun~"
"Hn, omnivore"
"SHHHHHH!"
"Hag! How dare you shush Tenth!"
"Gokudera-kun!"
…
"Lambo-sama wants grape candy!"
"And what Lambo-sama wants, Lambo-sama will get… only after you help us make the grape candy"
"Gyuupa?"
"We'll be making a lot of grape candy, isn't that right guys?"
"Yes ma'am missus Moon ma'am!"
"C-Can Ipin help?"
"Yes, you can little Ipin~"
"Are there any marshmallows here?"
"Mhmm~"
"Wonderful~"
"The fuck are we doing here trash?" Xanxus deadpanned as they stood cramped in the little space behind the door. Skull rolled his eyes and grinned at them "Going to Diagon Alley, duh" he sassed before pulling out his wand, tapping the bricks and quickly tucking the wand away.
The others watched in curiosity and slight awe as the bricks moved away, revealing the hidden place behind the brick wall.
"Behold, the main entrance to Diagon Alley!" Skull said with a grin, gesturing towards the 'alley' that was slowly crowding, many shops were opened and some were just opening. There were few people around sans the shopkeepers and the vendors since it was quite early, a reason on why Skull wanted to come early.
They looked around in interest, Verde practically twitching on spot as he sighted the magical pet-store that housed many pets both magical and mundane but of course he was interested in the magical pets and his inner mad-scientist demanded him to take 'subjects'.
Skull saw this and shoved him away from the store "We'll talk about that later, right now we need money" he told the green-haired scientist who sulked, not pout, and gained the attention of everyone else, especially a certain esper.
"Money?" Viper asked in interest and Skull hummed "Yup, the marble-building over there is the only bank the British Magical World has." he said, motioning towards the colossal marble building that they were nearing "Gringotts is one of the most secure, if not the most secure bank in the Magical World, I can testify. It also handles both magical and mundane money, come on"
They neared Gringotts, the others saw the inhuman guards that stood at the sides as they walked into the marble-made bank and blinked at the inhuman bank-tellers and guards there.
Skull smirked at them "The bank is run by Goblins who are sharp-tongued and prideful so be careful, Viper I think you would actually get along with them." he told them as they walked further into the bank, goblins paused in their worked to look at them before returning to their business, the few wizards and witches there stared at them, some with curiosity, some with disgust, etc.
Skull stoned his face as he stopped in front of a goblin teller, his posture straightened and an indifferent mask stood in place of the usually silly and open stuntman. They blinked at the odd sight, they tensed as well, that was really out of character for the Inverted Cloud, what was-
"May your gold always be protected respected Goblin, I wish to speak with FangWrath. Remind him that Death's Favored and Most Hated comes knocking, bringing in other Reapers" Skull drawled monotonously and the goblin before him looked at him with shock before a sharp grin was on his face "Very well, may your enemies bleed by your blade respected customer" the goblin replied before disappearing into the bank.
The moment the goblin looked away to disappear into the bank Skull returned to normal, his stance relaxed and his indifferent mask was gone.
"VOI! What the fuck was that about?!" Squalo hissed at him as Skull turned to them with a sheepish smile "Sorry, it's basic Goblin Etiquette. Most Wizards don't do it and in turn get disrespected, though not publicly. It's the first step to gain a goblin's trust, compliment their gold, their bank and their heritage, say the doom of their enemies by their hand, plus you get better service if you gain a goblins respect."
Reborn raised a brow "And the 'Death's Favored and Most Hated'?" he asked and Skull chuckled and waved offhandedly "Oh, it's to let FangWrath know who's come to meet him. Think of it as our little code to know if it's really us that's coming to meet one another. And the Reaper thing is to tell him I've brought people with me" 'I remember the times people come in glamoured as me and trying to steal my stuff… haha, bad move on them' Skull thought darkly as the same goblin comes back and Skull once again straightens and looks indifferent.
The goblin lets out a toothy smile "FangWrath has asked me to escort you all to his office, please follow me" the goblin says with a short bow before motioning them to follow him with his sharp-nailed hand, they did.
They were led into a hallway that had multiple other doorways, some other goblins exiting and entering some doors. Two goblin guards flanked them as they went down the hallway before making a sharp right turn, they stopped in front of a big doorway that was made of pure iron that was carved beautifully with tribal depictions of warriors fighting across the iron landscape.
The goblin that was escorting them bowed shortly at them before leaving with the two other goblin guards, Skull grins at them before knocking loudly at the iron doors.
"Come in"
Came the muffled but loud reply and no sooner with that reply did Skull push against the iron doors quite easily, revealing the room that was behind the iron doors.
The room was big and beautiful, there were big bookshelves that were filled with tomes, books and scrolls, that and there was one wall entirely dedicated to weapons (from a medieval-flail to a war-hammer, from a cross-bow to a freakin' sniper rifle)
In the middle of the room was a dark oak office desk that had various papers and a metal name-plate in gold and diamonds that said 'FangWrath of the Wrath Clans' and behind that desk was a sharp-looking goblin that was stoically staring at them.
Skull stepped up and instantly the goblin 'FangWrath' looked at him and had a bloodthirsty grin on, surprisingly enough Skull mirrored the bloodthirsty grin. A certain wrath-wielding flame user felt a twitch in his south at the sight of it and two others could nearly agree, but the others were a little unnerved at it.
Viper was too busy staring at the gold name-plate that had diamonds on it along with the other expensive looking knick-knacks that were laying around.
"Greetings Head FangWrath, may your enemies heads be put on your pikes and your gold grow from their deaths" bowed Skull and FangWrath returned the courtesy "Greetings Lord Potter, may your enemies burn from your flames and may your possessions be protected under your watch" he said in return along with a bow.
When they both stood straight Skull let out a chuckle "I see your office hasn't changed a bit, still as extravagant as ever" Skull said as FangWrath gave him a toothy grin "And I see your tastes in clothes and color are still the same, though the last time I saw you, you were as small as a Hogwarts 1st year… but not as young" FangWrath shot back, voice raspy but strong.
Skull grinned at the goblin before turning to the others "Guys, this is FangWrath, Head of my finances and vaults. He makes sure that my money is protected, that it grows with investments and that I'm not being swindled in business" from this Viper looked really interested "Now, the reason we're meeting him is because I promised him that the next time I step into the bank with people who I brought willingly, I should introduce them… and I always keep my promise" he sighed dramatically, the goblin rolls his eyes and grins sharply at them, nodding in greeting.
'That and I need to get a certain something from him, and he knows it' Skull thought as he and FangWrath secretly traded glances.
Introductions aside, that and forcing Viper away from the shiny things in the office, they finally went to Skull's vaults, with FangWrath as their guide.
They arrived before a mine cart deep within the banks, FangWrath without a beat waved a hand and suddenly there were more carts for everyone to come with.
They were hesitant in going in the carts but eventually they did.
They all jerked as cart just zoomed along the tracks, some were screaming and poor Chrome was hanging unto to Squalo like a lifeline while Skull and FangWrath laughed maniacally.
"FUCK YOU TRAAAAAASH"
Was one favorite quote from Xanxus.
The others were holding on tight, Chrome clinging to Squalo (both screaming), Xanxus cursing Skull's existence (and screaming insults left and right), Kawahira laughing, while the four ex-Arcobelano were silent but their grip on the cart was really tight.
The tracks twisted, turned and looped but at times the ride was somewhat smooth enough for the others to notice the surroundings. They looked like they were in a cave, other tracks twisting around them and there were vaults they passed and a couple of god damned dragons as well.
It seemed like a lifetime to the others as the cart was finally slowing down to a halt, tracks leading them to a remote tunnel that was lit low by torches. The floor was made of smooth marble but most of the walls were all natural cave, but one wall held one big door.
One made of gold and silver, encrusted with opals and rubies and there was a giant metallic lion head with big crimson ruby eyes right in the middle of the huge ass door.
"Welcome to the main Potter Vault" Skull laughed as he jumped out the mine cart, looking fine as ever, alongside him FangWrath exited the cart looking fine and dandy too.
In fact, the only ones who seemed shaken up were Chrome, Squalo and Xanus. Squalo shook Chrome off his arm with a loud "VOOI" and Chrome flushed and squeaked her apology.
Kawahira and the others looked just fine.
"Impressive design…" Fon mused as he looked over the metal lion head "Expensive" Viper muttered as he observed as well.
"As expensive as she looks, Queen is not one lion head to be trifled with" Skull laughed good-naturedly, mischief sparkling in his violet eyes as the lion head seemed to blink at the name.
"The Fuck?! Is every statue in your world fucking sentient trash?!" Xanxus snapped as 'Queen' yawned but permitted no air, Skull chuckled "No, not every statue in 'my' world sentient. Only statues that have stayed around magic for more than a hundred years can gain sentience, Queen is the official guardian of the Main Potter Vaults" Skull admitted as he walked forward, taking off his glove from one hand and giving it to Queen who sniffed the air and zoned onto Skull.
The lioness seemed to snarl before taking Skull's offered hand into her mouth, the sounds of metal shifting in the air and the faint fragrance of blood. The others were about to move at that but a signal from Skull told them otherwise "Stop, she's just making sure it's me and not some impostor" he reassured them.
The metallic lioness head paused before letting go of Skull's hand (which had two big cuts at his wrists), a metal sound akin to purring came from her as a tongue made of water licked at Skull's hand in apology.
The water melded into Skull's wounds before both the water and the wounds disappeared, Skull quickly put back the glove on and grinned at them "Come on" he motioned as the doors shifted, groaning as ancient metal doors were moving to let people in once again in the last few years.
Inside shocked the heck out of them.
Mountains of galleons, sickles and knuts along with other precious metals that were hidden and buried underneath the large pile of money. Shining gold galleons, silver sickles and bronze knuts reflected by the crystal chandelier that hung and provided bright light for the room.
Speaking of the room it was very very large as the mountain of money nearly touched the ceiling beside the chandelier, though there were also a large amount of other things on the other side of the room.
Skull snickered and guffawed at the shocked looks and gaping maws of the others, especially Vipers! Bringing them with him was so worth it! Especially with Viper!
"Holy fuck"
Surprisingly it came from Chrome, though her eye was glowing signaling that Mukuro was watching, her voice undoubtedly said those words.
Hah! Holy fuck indeed!
In the background FangWrath snickered but also grabbed a single black box that was hidden from the others sight, Skull sent him a grateful look in which he responded with a toothy grin.
Hogwarts…
"Kufufufu~ It seems the Inverted Cloud is very rich"
"Eh? Really?"
"Here, let me show you"
*Mist Illusion around to show the room where Skull and the others were in*
"HOLY SHIT KORA! IS THAT ACTUALLY ALL OF SKULL'S?!WTF KORA"
"W-woah"
"A-ah… I think Viper-san's having a little seizure there… "
"He'll be fine"
"…Hn"
A/Nem: DONETHANKSBYE, LEMME GET A HEAD START IN RUNNING WHILE YOU GUYS CHASE AFTER TO KILL ME AFTER SUCH A LONG UPDATE
*while your at it, have omake*
HIT IT
Omake I
On the Other Side of Bazooka Barrage
aka
Hooooly moly WHAT
;Time Travel; ;Lime-ishy scene? (I tried); ;IDK; ;But it's the other half of the other of Omake Future Problems;
Skull coughed as the pink smoke started to clear away and instantly he looked around to see slightly familiar surroundings.
It was his manor, he was in his room in his manor and was currently standing in front of a mirror with marks of water droplets around him along with a set of wet footprints the size of a proper adult.
Skull was already having a bad feeling about that.
Shaking his head he looked around "Huh, not much changes that I can tell from" Skull noted lazily as he looked around before spotting something strange, on the floor was a red shirt, more specifically a red chinese shirt.
"Did my taste of clothing change? Well, it does look like a nice shirt" Skull mumbled as he picked it up before something else caught his eye, a familiar looking fedora on a chair nearby the bed (who's curtains were suspiciously closed but Skull paid no mind, it was his bed after all, that and with his small stature he could barely match the height of the mattress right now) "Is that?" Skull wondered aloud as he walked over to the chair, taking the fedora in hand.
Skull blanched "Is this Reborn's fedora?! What the heck is this doing in my room?! Don't tell me the future me played a prank with Reborn's fedora!" he squeaked as he flung the hat back unto the chair, internally panicking.
A deep chuckle snapped him out as suddenly a pair of muscular hands emerged from the closed curtains of his bed and grabbed him forcing an unmanly squeak from the physically 5 year old stuntman and pulling him onto the bed, the curtains opening as they did.
"What?!" came from Skull as he was met with a muscular chest that vibrated as the deep chuckling continued, Skull flushed and looked up a sense of… something in his head saying both not to and to do it.
He met with amused dark eyes and a familiar Asian face staring down at him and his mind instantaneously crashed and rebooted in 4 seconds as the name left his lips in a loud incredulous voice.
"FON?!"
The Adult Fon smirked down at him, the flush on Skull's face flared "Hello Skull~" he greeted huskily and once again Skull's mind broke as it registered a half-naked adult Fon on his bed, his bed.
"A-ah…" Skull sputtered as Fon looked down at him with amusement and fondness, a handsome smirk on his face "W-what a-are yo-you doing here?!" Skull squeaked out as Fon shifted but never once did he let go of Skull "T-This 's m-m-my bed, I-don't" Skull babbled as his mind was pretty much trying to reboot while talking.
"Tch, your bed?"
Skull had shut up as another voice spoke up and he could feel the bed shifting, coming from the side.
Suddenly another face appeared in his vision, a very familiar face that had Skull gaping.
"R-R-REBORN?! HAA?!"
There in all his handsome glory was a half-naked Reborn who was looking at him with… with mock irritation? Hwhaa?
Adult Reborn sent him a smirk as Skull openly gaped at the hitman, Fon was smirking as well looking on with amusement "Correction, it's our bed Harry~" Reborn purred and Skull blanched "H-How?!" sputtered the stuntman as Reborn leaned closer, his smirk growing wider "Did you really think after all these years you wouldn't open up to us? Especially after what you've done" he told Skull who had the look of confusion on his face "What I've done?" Skull confusedly replied.
It was Fon who answered next "Mhmm, though in correct terms what you will do" he corrected but it only further confused the ex-savior but it seemed to further amuse the hitman beside him "Right" was all Reborn said but his dark eyes spun with mirth.
Fon continued "To further elaborate on it, we've waited a long time for revenge dearest" said the ex-Storm Arcobelano before suddenly he dove down and captured Skull's lips for his own.
For what seemed to be the millionth time, Skull's mind utterly blanked out as Fon secured his lips against him and- was that a tongue?!
Snapping out of his daze, blushing a brilliant red and sputtering Skull pushed away and Fon let him when he was perfectly capable of continuing, heck the Storm-user let Skull jump out of his arms only to be caught by Reborn who was smirking deviously.
A seductive lip-lick later from the World's Greatest Hitman and Skull was once again kissed and -that's a tongue.
A moment later saw Skull jumping out of the bed and out the room in a hurry, and again surprisingly enough Reborn, like Fon, let Skull get away.
"Ah, it's nice to see him like that once again, it has been a while"
"Pervert, you did that same to him just yesterday but more erotically"
"Says the martial-artist who kissed him first"
"Hm, well our revenge has been served, Xanxus is last no?"
…
Skull couldn't believe it, this could not be the future or reality could it?!
The physically-5-but-mentally-old stuntman was in denial, hard. So here he was, running through the halls of his manor that was apparently not just his anymore and that was just mind boggling! What the heck happened?!
So into his thoughts, the purple-haired flames user didn't notice the big figure standing at the end of the hall he was dashing through, so what happened?
BAM
He, of course, crashed into the big figure, landing on his ass while the figure just stood there.
"Ack! Ow… wha?" Skull trailed off as he took in the scarred man in front of him, a very familiar scarred man "Xanxus?!" gasped Skull as he looked at the handsomely grown man in front of him "Hello~" growled Xanxus but it seemed too... sensual to Skull that the stuntman actually took a step back from it.
"Oh no you don't" purred the Varia Head as he swiftly grabbed Skull just before he could escape "I know I don't have much time left, but let me tell you on how maddening it is to sense you right now trash? I can't feel my bond from you and it drives me nuts, but know this, you are, or will be mine. Got it Magic Trash?" growled Xanxus before slamming his lips unto Skull who's eyes were wide as bowling balls.
'What the heck is happening?! akdbfsdhosyavshfafliudjhal' was Skull's main though as Xanxus dominated him and- that was definitely a tongue.
"MMPH!?"
Skull struggled of course but he couldn't escape Xanxus's strong hold, his struggle actually caused the stuntman's suit to rip.
Xanxus finally released the kiss and Skull gasped for needed air, staring widely at the Varia Head who sported a rogue and mad grin, red eyes shining brightly with barely restrained flames.
"Times up" Xanxus smirked as pink engulfed Skull and suddenly he wasn't in Xanxus's nearly crushing grip, he was in front of the three exact people who molested him and stole his kisses. Just looking at their faces was too much as his mind would unhelpingly bring those certain memories back and he fainted, feeling his skin burn from how red he was.
'Dear Sweet Merlin' was his last thought before he blacked out and fainted. That and his lips tingled.
...
Xanxus grinned as his Cloud appeared in his arms in too tight clothing "Welcome back my Cloud" he purred as his flames sang in happiness at the feeling of the bond back in place "Xanxus" greeted Skull with a grin before he squeaked and sent the mafia head a glare at the grope of his ass.
Immediately he walked back towards their bedroom, the Wrath-Flames user ignoring the Cloud's demands for him to put him down and the hits on his person every time he groped the stuntman's ass "You insatiable perverts! I just took a bath for Merlin's sake!" exclaimed the Cloud as he was thrown back into bed, instantly in the arms of his two other lovers as the third was abandoning the loose shirt he had on while the other two worked.
"But you love us anyway"
"NOT THE POINT! A-ahn!"
Omake End
Future Problems
Hehehe, just going to leave that there. BYE
Nem leaves after Nemo resurrects her using Necromancy after you all killed during the Omake. She secretly steals your favorite sandwich and juice before she leaves though. The bitch.