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This chapter is dedicated to my very close friend...Lady of the north29292929...may you be very pleased that you got me to write this chapter and for managing to fuck my mind up enough to do this...I really hate you right now...please give me my Bepo plushy back!

"The mind can be deadly and stupid through various actions...I once saw a man get killed because he drank to much and decided to wear a honey covered steak necklace into a bear cage...I also saw the same man get promoted to captain for killing the pirates that killed his wife just moments before he got drunk..." - Trafalgar Minx to Law and Kaileara while fighting during the two year timeskip.

Chapter Three: Decisions of drunks and killers

I was surrounded by warmth as I slowly came to. My throat was dry as I slowly opened my eyes while groaning. I was quickly supported and given a drink before lower back onto the bed. I recognized the scent around me immediately before my eyes focus on stormy grey. I wanted to say something...anything, but the fact he was here caused my mouth to go dry. He seemed to understand as he walked over and wrapped his arms around me causing me to lean into him. My stomach didn't hurt which surprised me but I ignored it for now. I spoke after a few seconds, "Law I...I.."

"I know Leara," He said causing me to smile softly, "I missed you and I won't let you go like that again...it was hell without you,"

"Same here...I assume you've been told?" I ask though it was more of a statement.

"Yes," He said as he pulled away slightly, "They were very shocked to find that I didn't give a shit that you were with two girls while I wasn't here. Bonney's reaction however...was concerning...did you tell her about..."

I nod, "She asked about my relationship with Tracy and Daphne, so I used your's and Kid's as an example..though I didn't point it out...I just gave her the information and let her piece together the whole situation."

He sighed softly before looking at me with amusement, "I have to ask you...are you really gathering a crew under your own banner?"

I shrug lightly, "Why not? Luffy's pirate king so why not have his crew head a few divisions and stuff. I got Luffy's permission...last week..I think...how long was I out?"

"Three days," He answered, "The mediwitch was very...annoying when it came to you," I snicker as I realize that's why my stomach didn't hurt until he asked, "You've been in the hospital wing alot haven't you?"

I froze causing him to stiffen and look at me closely. I give him a sheepish smile, "Um...yeah about that...I usually spend either the end of the year in there or just about."

He glared harshly at me causing me to stiffen..his eyes softened slightly as he pulled me closer causing me to lay my head on his chest. He spoke softly as nothing louder would be needed, "I guess that's why you hated it here even if it was supposed to be your home...Leara tell me what has happened since we were separated."

I swallowed hard before telling him everything. He was so enraged by the time I was done that if I hadn't been in his arms, he would have most likely caused the students within the school to fear his name. I nuzzle his neck as I place a few kisses here and there...slowly, but surely he calmed himself down. I smiled slightly as I say, "Law now that you're all here it doesn't matter...I have my family back...I have my Nakama...and it makes me so happy that everything fades away. Everything will be alright."

He let out a groan as he closed his eyes, "Why do you have to be right 5 times out of 10?"

I gave a small pout and growl, "I am right more than that...you just don't want to admit it."

"Fine you're right 7 times out of 10...better?" He asked causing me to nod.

"Yup and the reason for that is because of me needing to be the sensible one of my siblings," I grin softly as I say, "And being in love with you, as well as knowing what it feels like when every day could be your last-"

He silenced me with a kiss before pulling away, "No more talking about that...we do not need to remember the time when I almost lost you...when we almost lost you."

I gave him a small smile as I kiss him. He grinned softly against my lips causing me to pull back as I asked, "What are you planning?"

"I just realized that you didn't say a single thing about Umbridge," He said causing me to grin, "I'm thinking about ways to get rid of her,"

I fell a sadistic smirk appear on my face as I say, "Do your worst my doctor...after all you are the surgeon of death...i've always wondered if her grandparents or her mother slept with a toad."

He chuckled before saying, "I love your sadistic mind."

"And I yours," I murmur before laying my head on his chest sleepily, "Wake me up in the morning...please don't leave me?"

"I won't," He promised as he wiped the hair out of my eyes.

I slowly fell asleep as he moved us into a comfortable position. My head on his chest while his arms were hooked around my waist. My breathing evened out and my heart slowed to a steady beat...

Morning

I heard murmuring and whispering as I curled closer to the warm...thing next to me. I sleepily blink open my eyes to stare at the three standing next to the bed...oh it's just Shachi, Penguin, and Bepo...nothing's wrong. I curl closer just as the warm thing chuckled...wait an inanimate object cannot chuckle unless it's made to do so...so that means. My eyes snap open and I raise my head to see Law staring down at me in amusement. I smile a bright smile and reach upwards before pressing my lips to his. Law's arms curled around me tightly as he held me closer. He broke off the kiss just as one of the forgotten Trio...Shachi yelled, "Captain's going to get som-"

Ice formed around the perverted mechanic/medical assistant. He paled while Law chuckled. I growl deeply in my chest as I threaten, "Shachi finish that sentence and I will turn you into a fucking pincushion and use you as target practice."

Law smirked as Sachi nodded before Bepo asked, "How are you feeling Kai?"

"Sleepy and lazy," I answer with a smirk before asking, "What's going on?"

"Everyone want's to know if you're awake yet," Penguin answered before he gave me a teasing grin, "So Kai...did you get some-"

"Penguin shut the fuck up," I growl as I waved my hand and Ice formed around the pale mechanic/navigator, "and yes I did. Now get the fuck out of here and tell the others that I'm awake,"

The trio ran out of the infirmary without another word as they knew not to mess with me when I was tired...I felt Law stiffen as soon as the words left my mouth. In seconds, I was pinned to the bed by Law. His grey eyes stared down at me as I gasp slightly. He leaned down until his lips were a hairs breadth away from my ear and exhaled causing me to shiver at the warm breath that went across it. He spoke in a slightly chilling voice, "You do not order my crew around Leara. You knew that already, but did so anyway...what should your punishment be?"

My eyes widened as a soft blush decorated my cheeks. I took a deep breath before saying, "I forgot..."

He let out a 'hm' sound before nodding and grinning down at me, "I know, but you still have to be punished."

The warmth of his body pressed against mine made me shift slightly. I shiver as I squeak, "T-that's not fair!"

"I don't have to be fair," He murmured before lowering his head causing his breath to go across the skin of my neck, "I am after all the surgeon of death,"

He lowered his mouth onto my neck and kissed the skin causing me to shiver. He was about to nip it just as Hermione ran into the room causing the doors to bang against the wall. Law pulled away and got off of me causing me to want to both sigh in relief and frustration. The book worm was blushing a bright cherry red causing me to snicker as Law glared at her. I say, "Hello Hermione. What can I do for you?"

She stared at me before yelling, "How can you not be embarrassed?!"

"Hermione I live with perverted guys and have lived a while...I got used to it," I deadpan causing her to freeze just as Law raised an eyebrow at me, "She's only 15 Law...the law's here a diffrent. We only have to wait until the summer before we can finally-"

"KAILEARA!" Tracy screamed as she ran into the room.

Law's Room appeared around me before depositing me in his arms. Tracy had thrown herself towards the spot where I used to be and collided with the bed. She let out a groan as Daphne appeared. Daphne took one look at the situation before saying, "Tracy was being an idiot again."

I snicker at the fact it wasn't even a question anymore. Tracy looked around dazedly before her eyes focused on me and grew to the size of dinner plates. She jumped up and pointed at us before yelling, "YOU'RE CHEATING ON US!"

I blink just as Law snorted and said, "I believe it is the other way around Ms..."

"Tracy. Tracy Davis," Daphne answered with a small smile, "My name is Daphne Greengrass. It seems my idiot of a girlfriend doesn't realize that you are Law Trafalgar," Tracy gasped, but before she could do anything Daphne continued with a bow, "It is a pleasure to meet the one who brought my best friend so much happiness...take care of her will you," Her eyes darkened, "because if you don't, I will hunt you down, beat you to a bloody pulp, let you heal, before torturing you on and off for 3 years, and then when you cry for mercy I will end your misery by dismembering you and burning all evidence of what occurred,"

I stare at Daphne for a few seconds before exclaiming, "I'VE DONE IT! I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TURNED DAPHNE 'THE ICE QUEEN' GREENGRASS TO THE SIDE OF CHAOS!"

The occupants of the room stare at me before Law shook his head and said, "While that was interesting," I pout at him before he turned his attention to the blond, "I will never willingly hurt her...well unless it's a tattoo," I wince at the reminder of my tattoo's before shaking my head, "Anyway I will die before I do. It is a pleasure to meet you acquaintance Ms. Greengrass, Ms. Davis."

Tracy stared at him for all of ten seconds before screaming, "HE'S TOO CREEPY! HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT POLITE? IS HE GOING TO STEAL OUR ORGANS IN OUR SLEEP OR USE THEM FOR SOME KIND OF UNDERGROUND EXPERIMENTS?!"

I stare at Tracy before looking at Daphne and deadpan, "She's had a lot of sugar hasn't she?"

Daphne chuckled before gathering the shaking girl in her arms, "Yup...now come on we should go and get some lunch."

My eyes widen before I yell, "FOOD!"

Law chuckled and proceeded to carry me out of his sub. I grumble under my breath for the walk from the sub to the castle before quitting as the smell of warm food wafted out of the great hall. Law easily held me to his chest when I started to struggle towards the food...Luffy and I were the same when it came to food...I shook my head from that thought as he walked into the room...it fell silent. I wasn't even fazed as I pointed at the slytherin table where Luna sat. Law carried me over and sat down with me in his lap. I relaxed against him as I began to stuff my face. He chuckled and ate as well just as Pavati...or was it Padma...you know what? Who gives a fuck...I shook my head as my eyes focus on the girl. She was pointing at us just as she yelled, "You're in love with and have had sex with Law Trafalgar, captain of the hearts pirates, earning the monikers surgeon of death, the dark doctor, and lastly Dr. Heart stealer!"

I nod with a shrug as Law pecked me on the cheek, "Yup. Why do you care?"

I nearly snicker at the looks on most peoples faces as Lavender yelled, "He's like 26 and you're like 15?!"

I let out a laugh before saying, "I am technically 16 actually. Dumbles lied and said I was born in july. I was born on the 10th of january during a snowstorm," I learned all that from the goblins, "Besides I will be turning 17 come january so it doesn't matter. All that matters is that he loves me and I love him. We witches and wizards live long lives so it doesn't matter."

Umbitch strode into the room just then. Her eyes focused on me from where I sat in Law's lap. I ignore the pink-toad-thing and eat my food. It was only when the...thing as you can not call it a woman, walked over. The smell of cheap perfume was nauseating causing me to almost gag. She gave me a look of triumph as she said in a sickly sweet voice, "Hem, Hem. Ms. Potter-"

"Ashferd," I growl under my breath, "My name is Kaileara Lunar D. Ashferd. Get it right already,"

Law's grip on my waist tightened as the toad-woman-thing gave a snort like laugh. I could tell he was glaring at her with his piercing grey eyes...the very thought caused shivers to go down my spine as an almost silent growl came from his chest. Umbridge spoke again, "Ms..." She looked slightly disdainful, "Ashferd Why are you sitting in the lap of this nice," She practically spat the word as she glared at the tattoo's that always drew my eye, "When it is school policy to-"

I cut her off, "First off Ms. Umbridge," I sneer at her as I did something I loathed when I gained nothing, "You will address me with respect as I am the heir of three-quarters of Hogwarts or have you forgotten it Ms. Senior Undersecretary," I hate acting like a prim and proper lady, but I took the fact Law would be killing her very soon to heart, "Second there is nothing in the rules that say I cannot be with my soul mate. Now please go and do whatever it is you've been tasked to do. Your perfume seems to be causing student's to lose their appetites."

Her face turned a mixture of purple and red before she bit out, "And what Ms. Ashferd do you think you're doing?"

I gave her a look of confusion as I wave my hand over the table, "Eating my lunch."

Law's grip suddenly tightened as he said, "Leara is correct Ms. Umbridge was it? We are supposed to be eating so if you could go..."

"I think that I need to speak with Ms. Ashferd alone," The way she stressed the word made me suspicious.

I look at her closely before standing up to her surprise. Law glanced at me causing me to give him a smirk. He got the message as I said, "Then let's go down to the lake. It's the perfect place."

Without waiting for an answer, I walked out of the hall. I quickly made it out the door and was halfway to the lake when She caught up. She was panting as I turned to face her. She wheezed and I waited while catching a flicker of black. My eyes focus on Law and I nearly smirk. I turned back to Umbitch as she finally stopped breathing hard. She said, "You shouldn't run around like that."

I snort and say, "I wasn't running, Now what do you want?"

"You to die!" She screamed causing me to laugh as she began to fire spells.

I dodged back and felt arms around my waist as Room appeared. Umbridge's wand was separated from her hand and destroyed. Law spoke in a chilling voice that sent shivers down my spine, "You just tried to kill my fiance," He eyes darken dramatically as he hissed, "I will have fun operating on you."

She screamed obscenities and about how the minister wouldn't like it. Law ignored it before knocking her out. He glanced down at me causing me to kiss him. He kissed me back before I pulled back and said, "I love it when you do that."

"And I love you," He murmured and pulled me into another kiss before pulling back, "I'm going to enjoy dissecting her, causing her pain, and killing her,"

"Enjoy yourself," I murmur with a small smirk, "But give me information on whether or not she's related to a toad,"

"Of course," He said before letting go of me with a sadistic grin.

He took off towards his sub and was through the door in a matter of seconds with an unconscious Umbitch floating behind him. I start to hum just as Dumbledore raced out with Snape on his heels. He stopped short upon seeing me standing alone before asking, "Ms. Po-" I interrupt him with a harsh growl, "Ms. Ashferd where are Mr. Trafalgar and Ms. Umbridge?"

I gave a sadistic smirk that sent waves of fear through the two of them, "Oh Law just wanted to dissect her."

"Ms. Ashferd!" Dumbledore gasped causing me to roll my eyes, "Ms. Umbridge is a teacher of this-"

"Not anymore," I answer causing him to pale, "Surprised I found out? Well don't be," I snort at the look on their faces, "She is no longer a teacher of this school. Remus John Lupin shall be the new defense against the dark arts teacher. Besides," I gave the two a smirk, "She won't be surviving the night,"

"But Ms. Ashferd she is a human being-" I cut him off by raising my hand.

"I know what you mean, but even a color blind idiot like you can see that, that woman must have been the by product of a toad and some sorry woman having intercourse gone wrong," I say with amusement coating my voice, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have planning to do and a lunch to eat,"

I then walk to the sub and entered Law's room after deciding that I didn't want to deal with anyone at the moment. I heard the screams of Umbitch before I put up a silencing ward. I look through his books before choosing one or two. I spent the next three hours reading before I started to draw. I spent another three hours inside the room before I decided to work on my sealing. It was near midnight when I finally stopped. I had made 16 diffrent seals within 6 hours which meant I've been getting faster, but the smears of ink on my skin showed I needed to be more careful. I started to put my things away when a summon appeared. The bottle of ink that had been in my hands went into the air before crashing back onto my head before shattering. I was then drenched in ink causing me to curse. The summon happened to be a kitsune...fuck. The kitsune took one look at me before setting down it's message and taking off. I twitch before getting up off of Law's bed. I quickly applied a cleaning charm before grumbling as I headed to Law's bathroom. I quickly undressed and had Mipsy take them to be washed. I then hopped into the shower to try and get the ink out. I heard the door open just as Law's voice rang out through the room, "Leara?"

"Yup," I answer with a smirk.

"Why are you in my shower?" He asked causing me to groan.

"Ink. I was in your room so I wouldn't have to deal with anyone for a few hours," I began as I tried to get the ink out of my hair, "I was putting my sealing supplies away when a summon appeared. It surprised me and the ink jar that I had in my hand went into the air. It crashed down on my head and shattered. I cleaned up the mess, but now I have to get the ink out," I mentally curse, "Which is harder than you would think...sometimes white hair sucks ass!"

I heard him chuckle just as the curtain opened. I knew he was coming, but concentrated on getting my hair clean. He chuckled before wrapping his arms around my waist and bringing us flush together. Blood from Umbitch washed away with ink as we stood under the warm water. I breath a deep sigh just as he released me before helping me get the ink out of my hair. Once it was the usual dark color that it became when wet, He helped me get the ink that managed to bleed through the back o my shirt. Most of it had gone down my back, so I didn't have much to get off on my front. I shiver as his fingers trail over the scarred skin on my back. He laid his head on my shoulder as he murmured, "I still don't like that that man managed to mark your skin with such a hideous scar."

I felt a smile appear on my face as I lean against him as the water sprayed down my front, "He may have done that physically. It is nothing but a simple price I had to pay in order to get my happiness," I turn towards him and kiss his slightly bloody cheek, "I wear it with pride for it marks the ending of my weakness and the beginning of my strength," I place a kiss on his neck, "It shows that I have been through so much, but came out on top."

He looked me in the eyes and kissed me. I lean against him before pushing him away causing him to ask, "What's wrong?"

"I usually wouldn't mind the blood," I murmur while picking up one of the many wash clothes, "But I would rather not have that toads blood on me when I did not kill her,"

He chuckled and we both got cleaned up. I got out of the shower as while the water wasn't uncomfortable, I would like to lay down. I dry off and curl up in his bed instead of getting dressed. He joins me seconds later and murmurs, "You're odd sometimes."

I snort and kiss him before murmuring, "So are you...now where were we?"

He quickly kisses me and things got heated...

Next Morning!

I press myself closer to the warm body next to mine. I heard him chuckle softly causing me to groan and try to hide my face in his chest. He spoke softly, "We need to get up. You have classes to get to."

I growl under my breath and stare up at him with sleepy eyes, "Uhun, I con sond 'lones,"

He chuckled before saying, "Fair enough, but your brothers would kill me if they found out you were here with me."

"'uck um," I growl as I pin him against the bed, "I don't care. We've been together long enough for them to get used to it,"

He frowned in thought before shrugging against my hold. I lost my grip on his shoulders and fell onto his chuckled and wrapped his arms around me as he said, "Then create one so we can have some fun."

I ignore the fact it was an order as I created a clone. My clone put on some clothes before disappearing through the door. I mentally thank the fates that my clone was only naked without any marks on her skin. I shook my head as he kissed me...

Time skip next day

I walk into the great hall with Law's arm around my waist. I was able to walk without showing any signs of what we did, but it was hard as fuck. We took a seat next to Hermione. She glanced over at me before turning to Law and saying, "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Trafalgar. Daphne has most likely given you the usual hurt her and die speech. I will however tell you," She leaned over me and spoke in a deadly whisper, "I will do much worse than she will if you do."

Law looked at her with amusement causing me to ignore the two as I started to eat. I finished my breakfast just I remembered something. I cut off Fred and Georges tirade by asking, "Law was she half or part toad?"

I heard the hall become silent causing me to roll my eyes before I turned my attention on Law. He gave me a smirk and said, "Yes, It seems that one of her grandparents were either half toad, part toad, or full toad."

I let out a roar-like laugh at that causing the hall to unfreeze. The students laugh while the teachers either pale or laugh. I finished soon after as more pirates walked in. Today happened to be sunday and a hogsmeade day. Once everyone was done, I dragged Law with me to the quaint little village. I showed him to the bookstore and various other stores before we headed to the Hogshead. The other pirates follow as we all took a seat. They ordered shit while I drank some butterbeer before the alcohol was brought out I grabbed a firewhiskey and downed it before breathing out a small flame. Ace immediately drank more and soon all of us had become drunk. I wobbled on my feet slightly as I suddenly stood causing Luffy to yell, "What are we gonna do Kai?!"

"Dumbless has been a bad man!" I cry as I stamped a foot and swayed dangerously, "We must show him the error of his ways!"

"How're we gonna do that?" Shachi asked as he leaned against Penguin for support.

"We're gonna prank him and show him not to mess with us," I announce proudly, "We have to..."

Soon with the plan laid the drunken...make that Insanely drunken pirates ran off to gather the supplies. Dumbledore was out of the castle for business and most of the school was asleep. Plates were glued together to become shields, Forks and spoons became swords, Knives became daggers, bowls became helmets, Offices and classrooms were raided and two very drunken phoenix's went off to do things no man could do. I bumped into Law and hung on his shoulders causing him to stumble slightly before he said, "Hey Babe."

"I ain't a baby," I whined as I pouted up at him through a drunken haze, "I 'hick' an adult!"

He gave a drunken smirk, "Prove it."

I gave him a very sloppy kiss on the lips just as Ace appeared. The pyro handed me a bottle of Vodka before yelling, "LESH PARTY!"

With howls, we continued to drink just as I thought of something. I turned to Law in a drunken haze and saw that he had moved to talk with lamp. I stumble over to him and hugged him while announcing, "We should get married!"

He stared at me for a few moments before turning to the lamp and saying, "Minister would you do us the honor of marrying us?"

I shook my head and started to pull him with me, "NO! Minister Lampoo can't marry us! It has to be Pops!"

Law gave a lopsided grin as he nodded, "Lesh ask 'im thesh."

I nod in agreement as we stumbled towards the giant old man. He gave a big grin as he said, "Kaileara and Law what can I do for you two?"

"We wanna have yoush to marry ush," I announce as I took another swig of vodka, "Lawsy wanted minister Lampoo to marry us, but I said no! A pirate captain has to marry two pirates! You aslsho promisde tosh dosh its,"

He gave a sagely nod as he announced, "Alright!" He had us stand apart though our hands touch, "With the power vested in me, by my duties as captain. I pronounce you husband and wife!"

I gave a sloppy grin as we kiss before Law announced, "We should seal the deal."

I cheer and follow him to the great hall where most of the pirates were. He pulled me to the ground before we both collapsed as darkness took us...

Next morning?...

"WHAT IN THE WORLD?!" Some one yelled.

I groaned in pain as my ears threatened to burst. I don't get hangovers, but damn my ears and eyes are sensitive. I lifted my head and gave the person at the door to the great hall the finger while yelling, "GO FUCK YOURSELF AND GET OUT OF HERE!"

Without missing a beat, I tossed the person from the room and closed the doors. I snuggle back against Law happily as I fell asleep once more.

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