Hey! Sorry for the late chapter! Ugh writers block!

You know what, most of the reviews were just "oh feel better!" So Ima just say thanks to everyone!

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Chapter 7

"Swipe the inside! No, that's the outside, the inside is inside my leg!" I yowled to Hawkfeather. The tom was attempting to swat my thigh. He was doing pretty good, and I was getting tired. I easily jumped over his paw and ran to his tail. Before he could turn around, I leapt on his back and gave him a nick on his ear. Fallenheart and Bloodshine would kill me if he came out of the Dark Forest with no injuries. I winced and jumped off of him. My... ear hurt. Like someone had torn a piece out of it. I saw Hawkfeather wincing from my nick. That was... really weird. Did I fell the nick I gave him too? I needed to think. "Er, go home Hawkfeather..." I meowed to him.

The gray tom looked up. As I was starting to walk away, he stopped me. "W-wait, Darksong!" He meowed, a look of exhaustion and hope across his face.

I turned to him. "Yes Hawkfeather?" I meowed sharply. Hey, I'm not a bad guy I just don't have time to spare. I had to go meet Fallenheart.

The gray tom locked his eyes on mine. "I- um was wondering if we could meet up later? Like to..." he stopped himself and drooped his ears down. "Er, fight. And stuff."

I stared at him. Did he really want to meet up? It was clear that he didn't want to battle train anymore but... Did he love me? Did I love him? No! I'm taking it too far, he just wants to fight. Right, just fighting. "Yeah, sure. You could use it..." I mewed. I watched him nod and fade into the soggy grass below him. I turned to leave too, carefully placing one paw after another, trying not to step on the stupid thorns on the ground. I bet Starclan didn't have thorns... Starclan. I wish I was in Starclan. Then I could see Mousewind, my real mate. Oh no, I dissed him the other day, that's right! Ugh, what was I thinking? I'm an idiot. I wonder if I'll ever see him again. I could have, but I BLEW IT! Hmm, maybe I can see him again though...What, do I sneak into Starclan? Heh, yeah right, Bloodshine and Fallenheart would kill me. And they wouldn't even bother to to bury me. Maybe if I talked to Darkpaw I would feel better. I padded over to a willow tree, where Darkpaw sat, grooming her fur. "Hello!" She mewed happily. I sighed and sat down next to her.

"Hey Darkpaw..."

The black she cat clearly saw I was troubled and blinked. "What is it Darkpaw?" She melted. She liked to call me Darkpaw for some reason. All of a sudden music started playing. Lights shone down on us and a cat came out of the sky.

"Who are you?" I hissed.

The cat grinned. "Oh, you stupid Darkpaw Chandler! I'm Darkpaw Duke!" She meowed.

I nodded and grinned. Darkpaw McNarma put her paws in the air while Darkpaw Duke started singing. "Honey watcha waiting for!" I hissed. "Shut up Heather Darkpaw!" Darkpaw Duke pinned her ears back. "Sorry Darkpaw." I quickly put on a skirt and a red jacket. "Welcome to my can-day stoooore!" I belted out. The other Darkpaws joined in. "It's time to prove that you are not a loser anymoore! Welcome to my candy store!" We sang in unison, swishing our skirts back and forth. Hawkfeather padded in, shoving donuts in his mouth. Darkpaw McNarma hissed. "All you have to do is ditch Shamu!" She pointed at Hawkfeather, who glanced at us and said "huh?" I laughed and swished my skirt as we walked in Deathwing and Brokenshadow's cave. "Huh?" Said They in unison. We sang together. "Honey watcha waiting fo-or? Welcome to our candy sto-ore!" Pretty soon the whole Dark Forest crowded around us, cheering. "It's time to prove that you are not a crow-food anymo-ore!" Welcome to my candy store!" We posed. Applause rang through the clearing. Bloodshine yowled. "Heathers Darkpaws your my idols!"

heh happy late April Fools! I ran out of ideas so I basically just rewrote a scene from Heathers. Don't worry, I will eventually post a real chapter...