AN:

ArghhWhyCantIThinkOfOne, about 5'7" haha!

The cat is a mystery.


I woke up to find myself in an unfamiliar room, the last thing I remembered, was being knocked unconscious after I had turned Dorcas into a dog.

I didn't know who had done it, but I had an inkling of a suspicion that it was the Branko twins and Joshua Tilpin.

I shook my head, and slowly sat up, as I gazed around the room.

"Aw darn, I'm in the grey room again," I groaned out, noticing the grey walls, the grey ceiling, and everything. The room was so grey, it probably could have been made into a song, like True Blue by Bright Eyes, only with grey instead of blue.

I had no idea why I thought this room was so unfamiliar, whoever knocked me out must have done a number on me.

I shook my head again, and stepped out of the room, only to be hit by a powerful fishy smell.

"Wow, I think I know what we're having for lunch today," I muttered to myself, placing my hand over my nose.

With my hand over my face, I continued my way to the drama classroom, I had no idea what time it was, but this seemed to be the best bet.

When I got there, I saw Manfred huddled up in a corner looking all moody and broody, only, something was different about him. He had four deep lacerations going across his face and neck.
"Whoa! What happened to your face?" I exclaimed with shock.

"Flames," he growled in a barely audible voice, that sounded like it was a lot of energy for him to talk. He then cast a wicked glare at me, before putting on a mask that covered up his horrific scars.

"The phaaaaaaaantom of the operaaaaa," I sang, because that's what he now reminded me of.

"Detention," he croaked out.

"Whatever," I groaned, stomping my foot, before leaving the drama room because it was obvious that class was not in session at the moment.

I decided to wander the halls a bit, and look for my cat, because I couldn't think of anything better to do.

However, I didn't get very far when my eyesight was captured by the most horrific sight ever! It was even more horrible than Manfred's face.

I let out a sharp cry and kicked the wall, for what I saw could never be unseen!

I saw, I took a deep breath as I mentally prepared myself to relive the moment in my mind, I saw Tancred with some girl! They were holding hands and everything!

I let out a wail, and started running down the hall crying, only to be stopped by the form of someone a few years younger than myself, I noticed, when I saw him.

He was a tall lanky boy, with hair that reminded me of seaweed, and eyes the colour of the sea.

It was when I helped him up, that I noticed that the smell was coming from him.

"So I guess we're not having fish for lunch today," I said.

He glared at me, and didn't say anything.

"Wait, what's your name?" I asked.

"Dagbert Endless, Endless isn't my real name of course, but I have many names, that are endless, like the sea," he said with a smile.

"Dagbert Huh? How'd you feel about being Dagbertha!" I exclaimed, I then snapped my fingers, and instead of being a strange looking boy standing in front of me, a strange looking girl was lying on the floor.

Only, she wasn't exactly a girl, because instead of human legs, she had a fish tail! HOLY CRAP! I WAS LOOKING AT A REAL LIVE MERMAID!

"Oh wow, this is going to get me so many buckaroos!" I exclaimed, pulling out my camera as I started to take photos.

"I'm going to get you for this!" Dagbertha exclaimed.

The room then started to fill up with a fog, that made it hard to breath.
"Stop it," I rasped out.

"Turn me back and I will."

"Fine!" I groaned, snapping my fingers, and the cool mermaid Dagbertha was back to being the boring normal Dagbert.

As soon as he was back to being a boy, he stopped the weird fog stuff, and I was free to leave.

As I was walking down the hall, I noticed something very odd, I hadn't seen Asa when I woke up. I didn't even see him when I saw Manfred, and he usually stuck to him like a tick on a dog.

Oh well, maybe he's home sick for the day or something, I thought to myself, deciding not to ponder on it any longer.

When I came by the Red King's Room, I saw almost all of the endowed children in there. The Branko twins, Joshua Tilpin, and even the Chiauhua Dorcas looked at me with surprised expressions on their faces.

"How are you alive?" Joshua gasped out.

"Yea, you were in the grey room for weeks!" exclaimed the twins.

"Weeks? It only seemed like a few hours if that!" I exclaimed, wondering if they were playing a trick on me, and if that were true, then where the heck was my dad during all of this?

I then remembered that I had told him that I would be living at Bloors. However, I then remembered that Dr Bloor sent me to the grey room before I had a chance to call him. Oh well, stuff happens.

"Beats me, maybe I have a strong immune system, but hey, did you guys see the new kid?" I asked.

"Dagbert? Yea, he's been here for about a week or so now, he's a pretty swell fellow," Gabriel said with a smile.

"Why are you talking like that you weirdo?" I muttered, shaking my head, earning a glare from Charlie Bone, and all the others on the good side.

I let out a sharp cry of anguish when I saw that even Tancred was giving me the death glare!

On the other hand, I did manage to make Tilpin and the twins chuckle, so I guess it wasn't a complete loss.

"Oh, another question, do you guys know where Asa is? I didn't see him with his bff Manfred," I then said as I sat down in a seat beside Dorcas the dog, who growled at me.

"Beats me, I heard he moved to Wales," Joshua said with a shrug.

"Hmm, interesting," I said before turning him into a girl, because I was bored, and he hadn't been a girl yet.

"What the heck?!" she exclaimed, jumping up as the twins glared at me.

"It appears as though you didn't learn your lesson!" exclaimed Idith or Inez, I couldn't tell the difference now that they were both girls again.

"Yea, remember what we said, you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!" exclaimed the other.

Ugh, here we go again, I groaned internally to myself, wondering what they had in store for me THIS time.