Friendly Fire
Dear Uncle George,
I was wondering if you would help me out a bit, see I've just run out of ideas. There's a girl I really fancy and I was hoping you could send something awesome to impress her? She doesn't seem that into me, but hey, when did that stop Grandad Potter? Don't tell my parents what I've asked, hope to hear soon.
Love,
James II
Potter,
Please respond promptly, your son had done it again today and I'm afraid he's running out of leway. Mid-breakfast he opens a letter that everyone thought was a howler only orange in color. Instead of being a howler, the letter exploded into Weasley-worthy fireworks. Now I am not sure where young Mister Potter received them, nor am I sure why most of them said things like "Anne's the witch's tit" and "Anne is beautiful", but this is getting out of hand. The entire school was in uproar for nearly 45 minutes and behind on lessons the entire day. I understand until now your children have had certain "privileges" (must to the dismay of many parents and students!) because of course I will always appreciate your sacrifices, but this is enough! I have kindly informed your son that one more slip up will result him in being removed from the Gryffindor team and having detention once a week for the entirety of the year. I don't want to do this, so please take parental action, or I'll have to write to your wife.
Regards,
M. McGonagall
Nice one, Georgie!
- Harry
Son,
How was breakfast?
- Dad