"You ready for this, Flowey?" Frisk asked. She had recently gotten back from a fairly long hike back to the Underground to retrieve one of the human SOULs and, sure enough, the six SOULs were still there. She was holding one of them, the green SOUL, in it's container and ready to break the seal for Flowey to absorb it.

"As I'll ever be," he choked, obviously not sure about what was happening next.

With a deep breath, she smashed it against the table. The SOUL stayed in place for a second, hovering almost as if it was unsure itself of what happened. Suddenly, it glowed faintly and dissolved, the pieces surrounding the flower for a few moments. "Wait... I'm not sure I'm ready for THIIIISSS!" Suddenly, his cautious words turned into a screech of agony as the pieces disappeared into his stem.

"Asriel? Are you there?"

The glowing still remained from the SOUL, and in fact, brightened enough to fill the room. Frisk had to cover her eyes.

"Frisk. . .?" Came a slow, high pitched voice. "Is that you...?"

"Asriel?"

The light suddenly started to fade, though it still left the bright white, it became bearable to look at.

The only thing she could make out was a faint silhouette of a white monster. The faint colors of green and yellow became visible, and the figure opened it's eyes. "It feels so... weird... Frisk..."

"How do you feel?"

"Quick!" The goat monster suddenly hissed. "Stop them!"

"Asriel! What's wrong?" She ran forward to grasp him, but he shoved her away.

"You're right. . . Asri. . . it feels so strange."

Suddenly, the whiteness disappeared and revealed another figure standing next to him. He had a similar figure to Frisk's own, with a green and yellow shirt much like Asriel's. His face was creased into a perpetual, manic grin, gently blushing at the tips of it. His eyes were a scarlet red.

"Wh-who are you?"

"I... heh, I, am Chara. It's been a long time, hasn't it been, Asri?" His voice was shrill and deep and the same time, strange and slithering, smooth yet gritty.

The monster in question was shivering in fear, his eyes wide with terror and unable to reply.

"H-how are you both alive?"

"You idiot. That SOUL you used. That human it came from. They had a rather high LV. The SOUL itself is in me, the LV is in Asriel. Tell me, Frisk, what did you expect to accomplish? Heh, don't worry. Now, now, I can destroy every one of these pathetic monsters easily. All in one room."

Soft knocking came from the door. "Are you okay, my child?" Toriel's soft voice sounded outside the room.

"Mom! Don't come in ye-"

She opened the door.

She dropped the pie and tea she was carrying on a tray.

Her hand covered her mouth as she gaped in shock.

"H-hi, Mom," Asriel whispered.

She was speechless.

"Tori, what's the matter?" Asgore peeked over his ex-wife's head. His gaze rested on Chara and Asriel.

"So... wanna... read... Fanfictions... to... clear... the... air?" Frisk suggested lightly.

Silently, everyone (yes, even Chara), nodded, relieved at the suggestion.

"why did you come back?" Sans demanded once they got back downstairs. Toriel was cradling Asriel like a baby, while Chara and the big-boned skeleton had the most epic stare-off in the history of ever.

"OF COURSE!" Papyrus groaned. "I PROMISED FRISK THAT I WOULD MAKE HER ALL THE SPAGHETTI SHE COULD EAT, AND NOW, HER CLONE WANTS SOME TOO!" The skeleton sighed heavily, before straightening. "NEVER FEAR, FRISK'S CLONE, FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO MAKE YOU THE BEST DINNER EVER."

"You pathetic weasel," Chara growled. "I am nothing like your precious Frisk. I only came here to read Fanfictions."

"Wait... what?"

Suddenly, the first child burst into laughter, looking much less evil than before. "Do you really think I could still want to kill all of you? Hahaha! I can't believe you all fell for that trick! The whole LV thing I told you about, Frisk, was true, but man, ha! I just wanna read fanfictions with you. After all, they seem to strike more fear into you than anyone else."

"G-great!" Frisk exclaimed. "Here, you choose."

"Is this really going to work, Sans?" Frisk asked. As soon as she saw the look of utter shock on the skeleton's face, she regretted it. "Ah, shit. Sorry, sorry. But seriously. You're a monster, and I'm a human. And even though I broke the barrier... people are still gonna hate- this." she continued, awkwardly shuffling toward him. Jamie smiled at the two, clearing her throat.

"Frisk, it's gonna be hard for you two," she started, a hand on her hip. "But it's also gonna be amazing. I mean, you two love each other. You both are one of the most intimate couples I've ever met. Also," a giggle bubbled up in her throat. "Imagine what kind of adventures you two would have in the bedroom."

"Hey, wait, stop reading that!" Frisk demanded, glancing wearily at Sans' slightly glowing blue eye. But he pulled away, reading it with increasing enjoyment.

The suggestive wiggle of her eyebrows was enough to make both of them flush, Frisk shaking here head.

"How would that work, though?" she muttered, just loud enough for them to hear. This only made Sans' blush deepen.

"Magic," he said simply, followed by him burying his head in his hands. "You just made this really awkward." Jamie didn't seem apologetic in the least, ginning and offering a so very sincere, 'sorry'. For a bit, the three just sat in the wooded area, joking around and making the weirdest codenames for private manners. For example, 'holding hands' was a reference to something more... ahem, adult. So, warning: if you see a brunette and a skeleton walking around and chatting about hand-holding, cover your children's ears, please.

"Okay, no more for you," she growled, snatching the laptop.

"Oh my, I'm not sure what was less appropriate for such an innocent youth," Toriel said, blushing slightly at hearing her adopted daughter and probably best friend have a- ahem- relationship in a fanfiction. "The language or the content."

It was Asriel's turn. "Okay, Chara. You scared me, now I'm gonna scare you."

Chara blushed deeply as she neared Frisk.

"Whoa, hold on already. Did that thing say 'she'?"

"Yep."

Chara fumed but said nothing.

"Heya," she whispered.

"Hi," he-

"He!?" Frisk shouted. "What the heck?!"

"Shuddup and lemme read," Asriel hissed.

murmured back.

"So... how was... last night...?" Chara grinned slightly.

"Whoa, don't get me started," Frisk laughed.

"You were just-"

"Heh, hey, everyone's going to a movie tonight, wanna... come over again?"

"Well, actually, I have something to tell you." Suddenly, Chara's face turned as red as a tomato.

"What's that?"

"Well..."

"Oh, merciful King Asgore, please don't tell me this next line is what I think it is," Chara pleaded.

"I'm-"

"ASRI STOP READING THAT RIGHT NOW!"

"Hmm... naw," the goat monster replied, smiling wickedly.

"I'm pregnant."

"OKAY I AM OUT OF HERE SEE YOU ALL IN HELL BYE!" Chara yelled, stomping out the door in a fit of rage.

"heh, wow, you did the one thing not even i could do." Sans observed. "you managed to defeat chara."

A/N: The first story in this chapter is called 'Grow Up' by Miz the British Pirate. The second is something I came up with 'cause I thought it was lolsy. Btw, just so you guys know, any views expressed in this fanfiction may/may not be my own. I wrote this with how they would react, so like (I may/may not somewhat halfway ship a one-sided Soriel) but I think in-game they would both hate it, so that's how I did it. So don't be afraid to ask for a fanfiction on here. Any/all accepted. The more awkward the better! =D