Frisk looked at her gathered friends very seriously. Chara, Asriel, Sans, and Undyne sat at the table, hyper-aware of what she was going to do. "Okay, class-"
"You're not my teacher," Undyne grumbled. "I am your teacher!"
"Today we will be reading two fanfictions specially picked out by a very certain random force called the author. And because she's the author we have to do what she says."
"do i have the right to be slightly freaked out?"
"Permission granted, Sansy, because the fanfictions to read today are only the heaviest shipping fics she could find! Today, we will be reading the fanfictions Love Will Never Be Bad and Flowey's Growing Soul. Who'd like to start?"
"Question:" Asriel raised his hand.
"Yes, Asri?"
"Who are they shipping?"
"Glad you asked, my goat-bro buddy! The first is only a Charisk fic-" she shivered slightly. "and only the finest Sansey fic!"
"Sansey being...?"
Sans and Chara groaned. "Sans and Flowey," Chara groaned. "I'm right, aren't I?"
"Mhmm!" She grinned wildly. "Which one first, guys?"
"I say we do Charisk first!" Undyne exclaimed, pounding her fist against the table. Chara and Asriel stared in shock at the brand new crack in the wood.
"Okay, though it might be slightly longer than usual because there's quite a bit of dialogue in the part she picked out."
"Who's 'she'?" Chara asked suspiciously. "It isn't the author, is it? You're just using an excuse."
"Yeah," her grin grew bigger. "I meant me. I am here to torture you."
I don't get a response for about a minute. "I'm fine Frisk, just some sickness... Frisk can you go into my nightstand and grab the white box in the second drawer?"
"Okay Chara, I'm opening the door and putting clothes in"
I do so and go back to the nightstand, opening the second drawer I find a small white box labeled 'For After Marriage' I look confused at it but grab it and bring it into the bathroom. I go into the bathroom to see Chara has at least put a shirt on before she went back to puking "Here Chara, I'll set it on the sink"
I don't get a reply but she does give me a thumbs up, I walk out of the bathroom and grab my phone, deciding to call my Boss for the day off[HOI! THIS IS TEMMIE!]
"You work... for TEMMIE!" Chara suddenly exclaimed. "For crying out- WHY DID I MARRY YOU IN THIS FANFIC?"
"You married her?" Asriel asked, snickering.
"Not to mention, Chara is a chick here, and I can only assume it's a male Frisk by the- ehem- later content," Undyne pointed out.
"Wait... what-"
"NEVERMIND THAT!" Frisk cut him off.
[Hi Temmie, It's Frisk the human listen I-]
[HOI HOOMAN, HOW WEDING?]
[It was good Temmie, listen I need the day off, my wife is sick]
[OKAY!]
With that they hang up, sometimes I wonder why I work for that monster, but he sure is nice. Chara stays in the bathroom for awhile, I call Sans to ask for his advice
"tip: don't call sans to ask for his advice." The skeleton gave a chuckle.
[hey kiddo, what's up?]
[Sans! I need help, Chara is in the bathroom throwing up]
[relax kid, tell me what happen]
[Well we woke up, and Chara turned a shade of green befo-]
[hold up a second kid, what did you two do last night?]
I turn bright red, thank goodness Sans can't see me [We... We... uh...]
[did you get "frisky"]
Suddenly, Undyne burst out into laughter so hard she was gasping for breath. Everyone sat quietly until she finally got her breath back, pointing at Frisk with a shaky finger. "Oh God, I see where this is going!" she started laughing again.
He laughs into the phone. [Y-Yes Sans, we did]
More laughter from Undyne, and Sans was joining in too.
[did you use protection?]
Undyne and Sans couldn't stop laughing, and Chara was turning a bright shade of red. "Don't go on," Chara pleaded. Asriel joined Undyne and Sans in the death-by-laughing circle.
I go pale [No...]
[there's your problem, Chara might be pregnant kid]
Laughter erupted through the room, now not just Sans, Undyne, and Asriel, but someone else too. "Get out of here Gaster I can hear your gosh-darn laughing!" Chara screamed.
I'm officially speechless, Chara... Pregnant... Us... Parents... [Sans I'm going to have to call you back]
[alright ki-]
I hang up and run to the bathroom door, banging on it "Chara! I'm coming in!"
"Alright"
I walk in to see Chara is now fully dressed and has a weird bar looking device in her hand, I recognize it from health class to know it's a pregnancy test, and Chara is staring at it in awe "Chara?"
She looks at me, tears begin to form in her eye
"Don't say it," Chara growled. No one can hear themselves think for the next half a mile.
Half a mile away...
"Honey, what is that noise?" A woman asks her husband.
"It's just your imagination, sweetheart, go back to bed."
"I can't think, it's so loud."
The man sits up, sighing. "I heard it, but maybe if we ignore it it will go away."
"But what is it?"
"It's probably those insane monsters living half a mile away."
Back at the house...
"Frisky... I'm... I'm pregnant"
Chara falls to the ground, unconscious. "Whelp, that worked," Frisk laughed, though quieter and more embarrassed than her friends. "Wake Chara back up so we can go to the next one."
"I got it," Undyne volunteered, pulling a bucket of ice water out a virtually nowhere and dumping it on the boy's head. He shot up, spluttering.
Almost instantly, he curled into a fetal position and gently rocked himself back and forth. "Me and Frisk..." he shivered.
FLOWEY: (whispering) Thank you Sans. You... knew how nervous I was but... you were ever so gentle with me. I'm glad I stayed with you... (smiles) I love you...
SANS: (murmured) I... love you too, Flowey.
Sans didn't wake up but probably heard Flowey's voice in his sleep. Again the flower chuckled at his new love... but Flowey then sighed, he felt there was one more think to do.
It was Frisk's turn to join Undyne in the death-by-laughing party, while Chara, Asriel, and Sans had similar expressions of fear, though a hint of mild curiosity in Chara's case. "Now this is something I've never seen before," Chara mused. "Luckily Asri over her remembers Flowey better than I do, because Frisk was boring and did a pacifist in real life."
He slowly got up... he knew where they exchanged love wasn't far from the cliff where Flowey was going to end his life. Flowey took a deep breath and slowly walked towards that very cliff but before saying something to Sans.
FLOWEY: I'll be back soon, my love...
It didn't take long to realize that Asriel and Sans had long since passed out in terror, and she was reading to a cruelly curious Chara, oh yeah, and Undyne was still trying to get a hold of her laughter.
"Sans -pant- and Flowey -pant- this is beautiful!" She gasped. Chara whacked her across the head.
"Screw you, fishy," he spat.
"THINK FAST CHARA!" Frisk suddenly exclaimed, chucking a cookie at full force at him, which he expertly caught with one hand without looking at her and took a bite out of it.
"Yeah, I'm just gonna... go..." She looked down to see that Asriel had woken up, and was crawling towards the door to the room. Sans, however, had not woken up.
"Good idea, Asri," she whispered back, slowly following the goat monster away from where Chara unsheathed his knife and Undyne got enough breath back to summon her spear. "This could get bad quickly."
"What about Sans? What if he gets hurt?" Asriel asked, clearly worried about his friend's 1 HP.
"If he gets even poked, heh, well, we could say bye to both of them and half the house. Hurry! Don't look back they can smell fear!" She hurriedly pushed her brother farther down the hall.
A/N: Fanfiction #1: Love Will Never Be Bad By: Mr. Charisk
Fanfiction #2: Flowey's Growing Soul By: PizzaCatDavid
Thank all of you fanfiction writers who allow me to use your stories, thank you all for reading, and reviews and requests are appreciated deeply! =D