Tap tap tap. Tap tap ZIIINK. Tap tap tap. Tap tap ZIIINK. Tap tap tap. Tap tap ZIIINK.
"WOULD WHOEVER IS MAKING THE STUPID TAPPING SOUNDS KINDLY SHUT UP!?"
The tapping paused for a second as the offender thought about the First Child's shout, then it resumed.
Tap tap tap. Tap tap ZIIINK.
"I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND SLAUGHTER YOU."
The typing became more frantic before stopping entirely. Chara groaned and buried his head under the pillow of his bed.
"You don't have to be so violent!" Frisk yelled from downstairs.
"That better not have been you, Frisk!"
"It wasn't! It was-"
Chara let out a girly shriek as Undyne smashed the bedroom door off of its hinges, even though the door was wide open. "I was writing another letter to the author, PUNK!" She shouted practically in his ear.
"Why? She stopped writing about us again for awhile, SO WHAT!?"
"SO! She needs to be reminded we exist!" She stomped up to his bed and ripped the covers off. "WAKE UP! Maybe if we force Frisk to read to us we'll be interesting again."
"Undyne, stooooooop I just want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep," Asriel mumbled tiredly from his own bed near Chara's.
Undyne grabbed one of Asriel's ears and picked him up, grinning like a mad fish. And Asriel was flailing around like a dying fish, if that gave them any similarities.
"Put me down Undyne! I'm awake! I'm awake!"
She chucked the goat monster down the stairs as hard as she possibly could to where Frisk was waiting and turned to Chara, cracking her knuckles. Not ready to be thrown like his adopted brother, he scrambled out of his bed and fled.
"Frisk Frisk hurry and start reading before Undyne kills me," he panted as soon as he was face-to-face with her. Frisk paused with a piece of French Toast speared on her fork and halfway to her mouth, looking faintly confused.
"I... what?"
Toriel and Asgore were sitting opposite of her and stared at him as well, Toriel's brow creasing in a worried frown. As Frisk apparently finally processed Chara's words, her expression widened into a huge excited grin. "I finally have turned you?" She asked, forcing her voice to take on a deeper note.
He rolled his eyes. "Undyne's going to kill me if you don't."
"Oh, you love my fanfictions, don't you Char?"
"Don't call me that."
Frisk began to stand up but froze as Asgore let a glare show through. "No. Not until you finish eating breakfast," the king rumbled.
She rolled her eyes but obliged, keeping one hyped eye on her brother. She winked a couple times, in between thoughtful looks that implied she was thinking about what fanfictions to use. The second the last bite disappeared she jumped out of her seat with such force the chair toppled over and sprinted to grab her laptop. "Okay okay okay!" She blurted, holding it close to her chest with a manic grin. "I got it." She grabbed the collar of her brother's striped shirt and dragged him towards the couch, nearly tripping over Asriel who simply refused to stand. "Oh, sorry Azzy," she murmured, not at all sounding sorry.
"S'okay," he mumbled, his voice muffled by the flooring. "I'm just gonna stay here while you do that thing."
Undyne, still with the insane smirk on her face, stomped down the stairs. She looked like she would slice out anyone's throat at any given moment. (Most likely mine, gulped the author)
"START!"
…
Chara brandishes her knife, but Asriel's rainbow sheild blocks it 'Dang sheild... I have to get rid of it somehow...'
"Die!" Asriel snaps, as 2 red orbs appear
'So, little azzy has mastered RED attacks' Asriel launches them. He clenches his fist and causes them to expand. Chara bends around them, then whistles
"Almost hit me" She smirks.
[Fight] [Act] [Item] 'It doesn't matter if I attack, that shield protects him... so maybe I have to kill something else' [Fight]
[Hyperdeath Asriel] [Something Else] {Something Else} Chara holds her arm forward. A light glow appears and Chara stands before one of the 7 souls
[The Cyan Soul appears!]
[Fight] [Act] [Item] {Fight} Chara swings her knife at the soul [44 Damage!]
"..." A Cyan knife appears and slides across the screen. Chara stands still, letting it pass.
[Fight] [Act] [Item] {Fight} Chara swings again [44 Damage!] The Cyan Soul ruptures, before being blown into peices
[The Soul has been defeated] "6 Left"
…
"Hahaha! Once a girl, ALWAYS a girl!" Frisk laughed, shoving a seething Chara to the side.
He instantly poked her back and growled, "I WISH YOU WERE DEAD."
Thoroughly unfazed, Frisk grins back. "I know you do."
"I like how I'm BA," Asriel calls from the floor, his voice still blocked by the ground.
"Okay, let's make a deal, Char. You don't threaten me next round and I won't read a story with you being referred to as a girl... as far as I know."
"FRISK."
"I know I know just... trust me or something!"
Chara rolled his eyes and leaned back. "I wasn't planning on dying a different way so go ahead O' Great One."
…
He was staring at the screen of his PC, hands on keyboard and mouse, wondering if what he was planning was right. He knew how dangerous the Internet was, he really did. But he seriously needed to go out and take his mind off his problems for once, and if he had the luck- to even build a stable relationship with someone. He decided that maybe it was worth a try. A dating site it is then.
…
Chara instantly burst out laughing, while Undyne tried to contain her own laughter. "Dating site? Who is this?" He snickered.
"Probably you, lover-boy!" Undyne jeered, giving him a noogie against his will.
…
Then again, his mind drifted off to what happened months ago. It was some time after the monsters were finally freed and Papyrus and Sans finally moved in their new house. In was weird at first, but they somehow got used to it. But then the weirder things started happening. Sans had never shown such a big interest in romantic relationships before that day. It probably had to do something with the access to more information since they moved out on the surface. And so, the little Blueberry, as he liked to call him, decided to try out one of those things the humans called 'dating sites'. Papyrus figured that Sans would eventually want a different kind of affection, other than his brotherly love. Blue has been saying that he wants to bathe in a shower of kisses every morningeven back then when they were trapped underground. So it wasn't a big surprise.
…
"Okay, okay, stop that right now." Chara lowered his head as though trying not to let anyone see he was laughing. "Papyrus! Seriously? That push-over? On a DATING SITE?"
"Both he and Sans are on it," Frisk supplied helpfully.
Undyne slammed her fist on the sofa. "I'm PROUD of 'em! Go GET THEM PAPYRUS!"
"Undyne, chill, it's just a fanfiction."
"Pfft, what!? I TOTALLY knew that!"
"Frisk, next one, before Undyne breaks something," Chara urged.
…
Sans looked at the board, where his father Gaster tried explaining him more about DETERMINATION.
"And that's why monsters normally can't stand DETERMINATION. Their bodies mostly melt. Only... A few monsters I know survived it." He smiles at the 12 years old.
Sans sighed. "Aha..."
"Is that everything?" Asked Gaster, his bored looking son "Aha?"
The short skeleton looked up. "Why is Paps in school but I am not?" His question left the doctor cold.
He took a deep breath. "Sans. You are different from your brother." He only replied, which wasn't answer enough for Sans. "Everyone's going to a real school, except me!" He raised his voice unwillingly.
Gaster cleaned the board where he wrote before. "Is everyone like you? No. You are special and you know-", "No I don't!" Interrupts Sans. "You never tell me why I am that special!"
Gaster closed his eyes for a few seconds. "Let me give you examples. Your amount of HP is so low, a single hit would make you turn into dust. You have a different SOUL from every other monster."
"You know I am excellent at dodging, dad..." Commented Sans. Gaster opened his eyes again. "Well not good enough. And your abilities won't help you in any way too. You can't RESET like some of those human."
Sans stood up from his table. "Then give me more D-" "NO! That would get you killed as fast as a monster could! You don't understand how strong a single doses of that stuff is." Interrupted the tall skeleton.
…
"Newsflash: Sans has JUST as much DETERMINATION as any human," Chara commented.
"I always love these young Sans ones, because they are just the most adorable things ever! I mean... every time I see one I just wanna pinch his wittle bony cheeks..."
"Without getting impaled. I'll tell you this Frisk." The First Child rubbed the back of his head as though it hurt. "Sans is painful!"
"YEAH!" Undyne slammed her fist again. "Sans should've joined the Royal Guard! He would've DOMINATED those OTHER losers!"
"Undyne, you ARE one of those losers!"
"Speak for yourself, PUNK!" She grabbed Frisk in a headlock and noogied her too.
"I don't think she likes that," Asriel told her, rolling onto his back so he could actually be heard.
Undyne responded by throwing a pillow at the goat monster's face. He scrabbled to a sitting position and they locked eyes. He slowly picked up the projectile and Undyne lifted another one.
Frisk grabbed Chara's arm and fled before the true chaos could start.
A/N:
Fanfiction #1: A Nice Family Reunion By: The ender defender
Fanfiction #2: Misunderstandings By: BlurryNightSky
Fanfiction #3: Monsters At School By: NGR Kai