Chapter 2

The Passion

Of

Oliver Queen

Disclaimer: And we are back with an all new chapter of excellent madness! Hope you're all ready for it! As always, I own nothing but what you see here!

A short time later saw the four Olivers in cells down at the Precinct Lance worked in. Granted, the really angry Oliver look a like was kept in a different cell to prevent him from choking anybody again. Some wanted to even gag him too so his foul mouthedness wouldn't be heard by everybody and their grandmother. "Guys, look, is this really necessary? I have places to be and ladies to swoon. And being in this drab cell is seriously keeping me from doing all that and its not cool." Stated the flashy look a like.

"SHUT UP! YOU'LL LIVE!"

"S-Stop yelling! Its, its seriously not cool being in here!"

"I gotta agree with these two as it is seriously killin' the happy vibes. I mean, I could be flyin' a kite right now!"

"What are you, twelve!? We ain't got time for kiddie s**t! AND I'LL YELL AS MUCH AS I WANT TOO YOU LITTLE CRYBABY!"

Loud sobbing was heard after that. "SO MEAN!"

"I'M NOT MEAN JUST CAUSE I'M BLUNTLY HONEST!"

"Are too!"

"Yeah bro. Think you need a girl or three to ease all that anger."

"Or some meditation and happy sounding music to accompany it."

"F**K THAT! I JUST WANNA YELL AND STRANGLE PEOPLE!"

Both Moira and Thea honestly wanted to cry themselves as the insanity of four Oliver look a likes was beginning to get to be a bit too much! "None of you can be my brother! You're… You're all just a little too out there for me!"

This got Thea a few claims from the barred bunch. Each of them telling her that they were in fact the real deal. Which only served to send the four into an argument unfortunately about each of them was the real deal. Causing the girl to whimper over the insanity. Just then, Detective Quentin Lance came inside with his partner Hilton. Each of them holding on to another Oliver look a like as well and Laurel and Tommy could be seen coming in behind them too. "What the Hell!?" Got out a stunned Lance as he saw the other four Olivers in the cells.

"Exactly, Quentin, exactly." Muttered Moira tiredly.

"GREAT! ANOTHER WANNA BE WITH MY FACE! I'LL KILL HIM!"

"Damn! And I thought Tommy had anger issues." Winced the new Oliver as he was placed inside the cell with the other three Olivers.

As Lance and Hilton thought it was probably for the best. "When you're trying things with Laurel, you're damned right I'm gonna be angry!"

Laurel hid her face behind her hands to hide her blush as Ollie had been so convincing about things to her where they were concerned. To the point they were tearing off the other's clothes and rolling around in bed until Tommy showed up and a full on fight began between the two. Forcing her to call her dad in order to stop it before one of them seriously got hurt! "But we are meant to be, Tommy! Me, Oliver Jonas Queen. Her, Dinah Laurel Lance! The stars themselves aligned long ago when we met! Which means our futures are forever linked! LINKED FOR A LIFETIME OF LIFETIMES OF LOVE! LOVE SO PASSIONATE IT MAKES THE GODS THEMSELVES CRY!" Proclaimed the man as he shook his fists into the air.

"Dude, that? That is some seriously awesome stuff." The happy Oliver said with a wide smile and two thumb's up.

Sniffles came from the tearful Oliver. "Y-Yeah! Makes me wanna cry tears of joy!"

Which he did to no one's surprise but the Lances, Hilton's, and Tommy's. "Ooh… So hot! But there's no way I can chain myself to that when there is sooo much flavor out there in the city for me to enjoy."

"SHOW SOME RESPECT!"

"I am showing respect! And aren't you gonna yell at her something? I mean, I'd prefer it so my ears don't get ruined. Which would be a crime for me as then I wouldn't be able to hear all the ladies." Said the flashy Oliver with a lecherous smile and a wiggle of his eyebrows.

"I DON'T WANNA YELL AT HER! Well… Maybe a little but ONLY A LITTLE!"

"What about strangling? Which is bad so you shouldn't do that."

"NO! Just a little yelling!"

"I… Am SO confused right now." Muttered a shocked Tommy.

A sentiment the Lances and Hilton could get behind! "Believe me, you aren't the only one." Grumbled Thea sourly.

"Dudes, we should totally call in Digg Man and Felicity. They could bring us Big Belly Burger and help figure out why there's 5 of us." Suggested Happy Oliver.

"Mmm… Smoak's a hottie."

"SHE TALKS TOO DAMN MUCH!"

"Well, all you gotta do is fill her mouth up with the right item and problem solved."

"OLIVER JONAS QUEEN!" Roared an unhappy Moira.

Not caring the slightest bit if this was an imposter or somehow actually her son split into different versions of himself! All the Olivers winced at that tone and even saw an apology from the flashy Oliver happen as well. "Women should be respected! Unless you're Amanda Waller! Then dis-respect her all you want. AND THEN LET ME YELL AS MUCH AS I WANT!"

"W-What ab-about s-s-strangling?"

"THAT TOO! OR SOMETHING SHARP TO THE HEART TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE PERSONAL!"

"So cruel!"

"You asked, dumbass!"

"D-Don't call me names!"

"THEN DON'T BE A TEARFUL DUMBASS!"

A fresh wave of tears erupted after that. "I shoulda stayed in my room."

The new Oliver then got on one knee as he looked towards the stunned Laurel. "Such vision to grace mine eyes for many a day… A love that swells my heart to the point of bursting. A love I so foolishly hurt so many years ago cause a part of me could not just say what needed to be said. But a love that stayed with me for five years through all the darkness that came my way! MY DINAH! MY SAVING GRACE! To never have you again in my arms is to know true sorrow. But it is a fate I must live with whilst you live in happiness with Thomas! Oh woe is me! For my passion for you, my Dinah, shall ultimately be my undoing!"

Laurel looked at him in shock and her eyes looking suspiciously moist. "Oh… Ollie..."

She even tried to come towards the cell but her father stopped her. "Are you nuts!?"

"OH DINAH! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! For but I was a fool being led about by fear and my loins!"

"That's it… I'm calling Diggle and Felicity cause they have to know something that can help." Gritted out a very annoyed and jealous Tommy as Laurel still tried to come towards the poetic waxing Oliver.

"Yeah. You do that, Merlyn. In the mean time, I'm gonna call a therapist to see if they can do anything about these nuts." Lance informed with a grumble as the kid walked out of the area.

"S-So beautiful!" Cried out the tearful Oliver.

As he'd been so horribly moved by that lovingly passionate scene between Laurel and the other guy who had his face. "OLLIE!" Laurel cried out with tears coming down her face as her heart swelled with love.

"DINAH! MY SWEET BEAUTIFUL DINAH! My love for thee is as strong as a man on Mirakuru! And burns brighter then the Sun itself!"

"OH SHUT THE F**K UP WITH THE SAP!"

Thea decided that maybe having Roy with her as a pillar of support would be a good idea. Even wondering if he could slip in some strong Alcohol too because she was in serious need of it!

"OH OLLIE!"

"OH DINAH!"

Author's Notes: Heh heh… Oh this was a joy to write. (Evil smile)