The timeline in this story is inconsistent! Don't point out the timeline doesn't make sense because its just for entertainment.

Things to know: This is Normal Kakine from Volume 15.

Enjoy.

It was a normal day in Kamijou Touma's school. As always Komoe sensai was giving her class while Touma was sitting in his window side seat looking at the girls tennis club practice.

"And this is why an espers personal reality affects the power the individual receives and the magnitude of strength they wield. This is the reason why there are only 7 level 5's."

(The level 5's, such special people. I only know biri biri but I wonder how they usually pass their regular day by. They might always have exciting and busy lives)

Touma thought to himself as he looked past the window of his classroom.

Case #1

The strongest of the level 5's was currently in the apartment of a woman known as Yomikawa Aiho. A lieutenant in Anti-Skill. Accelerator lived in this apartment with a few other people. Accelerator was currently trying to sleep on the couch in the living room but the constant noise didn't let him.

"This can't end like this! Misaka Misaka yells at the TV hoping for a plot twist" The little girl said sitting in front of the TV.

"Hey Yoshikawa! Are you done in there? Coffee will be ready soon." Aiho said from the outside of the bathroom.

"Yeah I'll be Oaahhhh!" A huge crash was heard from inside the bathroom.

It was pretty obvious something went terribly wrong. Aiho could only facepalm as she then walked into the kitchen.

A loud explosion then erupted from the TV speakers. "WOAHH! Misaka knew it couldn't end like this! Misaka Misaka is happy to see this outcome!"

Accelerator might of just of had enough of all the noise as he quickly stood up and started yelling.

"I've had enough of this constant noise! I'm the strongest of the level 5's! I'm the crown jewel of this city! I deserve some respect from you low lives and demand for you all the shut the fuck DOWN!"

A silent fell the apartment.

"Hey Accelerator, mind going to the store and picking up some milk, we ran out." Aiho said nonchalantly from the kitchen.

"Sure…"

Case#4

The #4 of the level 5 was currently at a family restaurant with the rest of her group having a heated discussion with a girl no older than 5 years old about what should their teams name be.

"ITEM!"

"HAMAZURA BRIGADE!"

"ITEM!"

"HAMAZURA BRIGADE!"

"Hey kid are you looking to get hit!?"

"Nyah Nyah! You're the one looking to get hit by my fist of fury!"

The girl of twelve known as Kinuhata Saiai laughed as she sat across Hamazura Shaige, a former Skill-Out delinquent.

"She's really getting under your skin Mugino."

"Shut up! It's a retarded Idea to name this team from the darkness of Academy City the Hamazura Brigade!"

"Well, Hamazura did save you from dying back in Russia" Takitsubo Rikou said sitting beside Hamazura"

"Nyah, he also fixed your alarm clock"

Mugino squints her eyes as Fremea "What does that have to do with anything?"

"Essentially your indebted to him. Least you can do is name the team after him."

Saiai puts her hands behind her head "So its settled, we are now known as the Hamazura Brigade."

"Pfbnj" Mugino made a unfamiliar noise.

"Yay! Where the Hamazura Brigade!" Fremea threw her arms in the air.

"Hey Rikou, how does it feel that a criminal organization is named after your boyfriend?"

"That pretty sexy" Rikou then gently kissed Hamazura.

"We're not the Hamazura Brigade!"

"Nyah, yes we are"

"I'll play you rock-paper-scissor for the right to name the team" Mugino brought her hand up ready to play.

Case #7

"We'll you just can't do that!"

"I recon I do, with guts anything's possible!"

Right now Sogiita Gunha also known as the seventh of the level 5's was in the principal's office of his schools being yelled at for something he did.

"You just can't punch a school teacher out the window like that!"

"It was a short fall." The level 5 crossed his arms.

"He fell 5 floors! Luckily he fell on a bush!"

"Well that's his problem for not having enough guts."

The principal caught his breath and gently sat back down on his chair.

"Why did you threw him of the window anyway?"

"He was giving History class"

"Ehhhh, and that gives you permission!?"

"History lacks guts, why should I have to sit and learn about dead guys? They might have had life and guts one time in their life but now that their dead and literally gutless I have no more interest in them."

"…"

Gunha in response just kept looking towards his principal.

"I guess, I'll have to give you detention for the rest of the school year. Your lucky I didn't suspend or expulse you."

"Thank you for kindness"

"Fine fine, Just remember to go to detention after class." The principal said as he started to shuffle through some papers as he stopped looking at Gunha. "Now go back to class"

"I'll be leaving now" Gunha got up from his seat.

The principal still shuffling through his papers responded "Yeah."

"AMAZING PUNCH!"

Suddenly the wall exploded of the principal's office.

The principal fell to the floor "WHAT THE HELL!"

"Now I'm off to find people who lack guts and teach them the correct paaaaath!" The seventh of the level 5's starts to emit some strange gas around him and suddenly jumps several meters into the air and disappears.

The principal is left dumbfounded on the floor.

Case#2

This story has a bit of a background. It all began last week where the second among the level 5's made a bet against one of he's partners. This was probably the only person Kakine Teitoku even liked talking too. She was a girl about 14 that wears a showy dress and is quite beautiful. Her name is uncertain but she certainly liked being around the Dark Matter esper.

They both made a bet on a wrestling match that the loser must do what the winner says. It was uncertain what Kakine would do with this power as he lost. While Kakine's decision was uncertain the girl in a dress made Kakine do the hardest thing ever. Be nice to kids.

Present time.

"Hey kid, want a lolipop?"

"No thank you"

"TAKE THE LOLIPOP!"

"AHHHH"

"Tsk"

"That's the 3rd kid you managed to send off crying." The girl in a dress said while drinking a cold beverage in a park bench while seeing Kakine fail to bribe kids happiness.

"You're getting a kick out of this aren't you?"

"Of course, seeing you fail 17 times has been fun. Especially the one where the mother taught you where a molester." She takes another slurp of her drink.

"…"

Kakine then see's a little girl riding a bike. He stealthy picks up a stick on the side of the park walkway and walks up to the passing girl.

Kakine fakes tying his shoe laces to get down on the ground. The girl is almost right beside him, so he gets ready. He skillfully puts the stick in between the front tire as she passes making the bike abruptly stop and shoot her to the ground.

"WUAHHHHH"

The girl cries.

Kakine gets up and walks to the little girl.

"What happened!? Are you hurt?" He said getting down on one knee.

"I fell and got a bubu." The girl points to her wrist.

"A bubu!? That's serious! What if I kiss it and make it better?"

(What is he? A helpful stranger or a mother?)

The girl in a dress thought to herself.

"Thank you stranger" The girl stopped sobbing.

Kakine gently wipes away her tears and smiles back.

From anyone one's perception this was just a guy helping out a little girl that fell, but to the little girl Kakine looked like a ray of sunshine, everlasting, ever beautiful.

Kakine smoothly gets up "Don't worry, If you ever start crying again just remember about the happy times. For whenever there is sadness then there is happiness. Light and darkness go hand to hand."

The second of the level 5's then starts making a scene talking like a motivational speaker. He even reached the point of unleashing his dark matter wings, in a elegant and showy way.

A sudden gust of wind flapped through the park as the girl still sitting in the floor gets her hair brushed back by the wind. She started blushing and smiling at such a beautiful scene. One could say she found her knight In shining armor.

"Because Gods grace is beautiful! The world is Beautiful! Your Beautiful, young girl! Seeing you sad would be a terrible burden on my heart. This is all I can give you for now but just remember this came from the heart!"

As Kakine kept saying the first thing that came to his mind he apparently got the attention of everybody in the area around him. The girl on the floor was applauding for the man with wings.

It was a scene straight out of a bible, like an angel descending to the earth. It was all perfect till-

"That's the man! He's trying to molest another girl!"

A mother shouted with some Anti-Skill enforcers behind her.

"Eh?" kakine was dumb founded.

"Get down here at once!" The soldiers demanded.

Kakine let out an explosion in front of them making them fall. Kakine then flew over to his comrade, the girl in a dress and started to fly away.

Already at the height of a sky scrapper the girl in a dress was still drinking her beverage with both hands as Kakine held her like a newlywed couple.

"How those it feel to molest to girls in one day?"

"Shut up…"

Case #5

The 5th of the level 5's, Misaki was currently in a heated mental debate against herself. She was in a café in the seven mist shopping mall by herself deciding on what to eat.

"Should I get the cinnamon roll with coffee or a cheesecake with milk?"

She said at the counter.

"Maybe I should just skip this meal… I don't want to gain unnecessary weight, but im huuuungry." She spoke to herself.

"Eh? Don't worry You have enough fat in those watermelons you call breast to go without eating for 3 weeks."

The one to respond was the 3rd ranked level 5, Misaka Mikoto.

Misaki looks at her.

"Well I have to eat to keep them big and lustful, you should take note and do so as well, flat chest."

"Everyone knows you stuff your bra!"

"…"

Misaki then proceeds to starts to take her clothes off. Half way about to remove her shirt the electromaster interferes.

"Ok Ok I believe you!" She waved her hands in front of her.

Now they were both sitting on the same table eating their meal.

Misaki went with the cinnamon roll with coffee as Misaka just ate a sandwich.

"Why did you sit with me?" Misaka questioned.

"Well because I thought where friends"

"No we aren't" She takes a bit from her sandwich.

Misaki puts down her coffee and lowers he head "That hurt, and I was about to reveal my secret method of growing breast to you"

Misaka spat out her sandwich when she heard that "why you…"

"With this you would be rocking C cups in no time. You'll be even able to conquer that certain level 0 you like so much."

Mikoto starts to blush but she calmed down.

"We're not friends…"

"WE'LL NEVER BE FRIENDS!"

"Pass the sugar? Misaki quickly added in.

"Sure, here"

"Thank you~"

Case #3

After having a little meal with her "friend" Misaka was now walking around the seventh mist mall. She came here for a purpose. She was currently in front of the make your own plushy store. Mikoto could never enter this store because she was embarrassed of being seeing walking there. It was a store for small kids. The only adults ever In that store where workers or parents. But this time she had a game plan.

Misaka Bribed a passing kid with 20 dollars to accompany her inside. She made it look like she was making the plushy for the kid but it was actually for herself.

"Hey miss, it's been 1 hour, can I go now?"

Misaka was too busy making her plushy to pay concern to the kid.

"MISS"

Misaka turns around while blushing and holding her gekota plushy, it was really big and handmade "Sure sure, let me just pay and we can leave."

They were now about to pay.

"Ok kid, here" Misaka handed over the plushy to the kid. "You'll put it on the counter and I'll pay. It would look weird if I went walking over with the gekota in my hand"

"Your weird…"

The plan went without fail.

They were finally outside of the store. The little kid left Misaka Side without even saying goodbye.

"Yes Yes I finally did it! GEKOTA!" She raises the plushy up in the air.

When she looks in front of her she sees a certain level 0 staring at her.

"Oh"

"Oh"