There eventually had to be a story concerning Kamijou Touma's harem, enjoy ^.^
None of these girls knew how it happened or started, they just knew they were in the middle of an intense argument.
The girls present where Index, Misaka Mikoto and Itsuwa. They where currently located in one of Academy City's parks.
Currently a nun was in the middle of the parks walkway talking loudly.
"Touma would never be intrested in a girl that still likes Gekota!"
"Are you just jealous that he spends more time with me than with you? He even has a cute little nickname for me, Biribiri. What those he call you two?"
"He only gave you a nickname because he doesn't like your real name, so he hides it behind that fake name he gave you" Itsuwa cuts in.
"My names not Ugly!"
"Sorry, more like generic"
(Im falling behind! I need to bring out the big guns)
"I LIVE WITH TOUMA!"
"Ehhhhh!" Both girls cried out at the same time like in a TV comedy.
Index cheerfully crosses her arms "Yup, Who do you think he's talking about when he says Roommate"
Index holds her chin up high as she thought she won.
Misaka holds an arm to her chins and thinks out loud "Wait so you're the one Touma always complains about?"
"Ehh" The sister fell of her cloud nine.
"Now that you mention it its true, he always complains about his roommate" Itsuwa confirms.
"Wh-what? What does he say about me?" Index trembles as curiously asks.
"Well there's that you always complain about food, also that you hog the TV control"
Itsuwa starts to count the reasons with her fingers.
"You also took his bed forcing him to sleep in the bathtub, you complain a lot, you bit his head so much he had to get brain surgery." Misaka Adds in.
"You also can't cook and use the little money he has on stupid stuff-"
"NYAH! Ok I get it! Stoooop!" Index starts to shake her head as she realizes the situation. Her plan backfired.
"I just don't get it… Why am I even competing with you two?" Itsuwa made a vague comment.
"?"
"I mean I don't like to boast or show off but compare us for the moment."
Itsuwa started to get flustered as she continued to speak.
"Im ho- hotter."
"eruj2w" Misaka baffled out.
"Let's face it, I actually have curves, My sense of style is daring and lustful and my breast size is 3 times the size of both of your combined. And even if you manage to counter argument me theres also the fact that im the only one that's actually lady like, I can cook and clean. I don't need to depend on someone to cook for me or just resolve everything with money."
With those words Itsuwa has pierced an imaginary blade of truth through both Misaka and Index. They both where individually criticized and insulted. They even had their chest size ridiculed, that's a taboo for women. There was no light at the end of the tunnel, Itsuwa has won.
"But" Index decides to fight back with her only weapon "But you're the least close to him!"
"Huh!?"
"You might have all those flashy traits to your favor but you're the least he sees, Misaka-san is a good friend and I live with him. When do you get to see him? 2 times a year? Face it! You can never conquer him with your strain time with him!"
"HEEEH"
Itsuwa feel from her high horse. It's all true, even if she is the ideal girl she barely sees him as it is.
"Also you barely even know anything he likes. ALL YOU CAN DO IS HAVE SMALL TALK WITH HIM! AND IF YOUR TO IGNORANT TO SEE THIS THEN I'LL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO SHATTER YOUR ILLUSION!"
Silence fell on the park's walkway where they were arguing.
"PFFT, Way to steal that idiots catchphrase…" Misaka half heartedly said.
"You got me good, but that was indeed lame of you…"
Index starts to complain and hit the both repeatedly with her chibi like fist over and over. She was speaking so quickly that her words couldn't be understood.
Misaka entered her thoughts.
(If this continues on I'll probably be on the losing side so I'll cut this short with a winning statement!)
The level 5 puts a hand behind her head as she's about to speak "Haha, well this was fun but I have to go off now. I have a date with that idiot now"
"DA-TE?" both church girls said at the same time.
"Yeah, he's probably waiting for me right now at the mall"
(WHAT!? This can't be! This must obviously be a lie. My kamijou wouldn't do this to me. Yes it's a lie, I'll rat her out to see if it's true!)
"There's no way you can be going out with him." Itsuwa tone became rather sad.
"Huh? why?"
"Be-because… Because he and I went all the way!"
"Oh" Both misaka and index said at the same time as their minds started to race.
(I have no other choice, I'll have to kill her! I'll have to check if Saten can help he dispose of the corpse later)
(Is there a grimoire about girl verbal combat that I can use for this occasion!?)
Both of them tried to think of a solution but Itsuwa continued.
She started to blush "It was when he went to England with you Index, after he left you at the castle he came to visit me, we were talking and he got close to me, he said he felt good talking to an actual girl. We had a bit to drink as things got intense after a while."
Itsuwa started to fiddle with her fingers as the story continued.
With that Index and Misaka where torn apart. They still couldn't grasp the sexual territory that Itsuwa was speaking even if she kept the sexual description to a minimum.
"You-you're lying! "
"Why would you say that?" The amakusa girl asked the sister.
"I-I'll call him and ask him!"
Index got her phone out and started to dial that certain level 0's number down.
"Wait don't do that!"
"Why? Because you're lying!?" The electromaster cut in.
"Yes…"
"hohohoho, I knew it!"
"Eh, your no better. Going out on a date with him…"
"I-I am" She blushed.
"Oh, I didn't know you girls knew each other"
A voice came from behind the three girls, It belonged to the boy they were talking about Kamijou Touma.
"Ye-yeah, we were just having some girl talk."
(SHIIT, this is so bad! I have to do something, If that idiot figures out I lied about going on a date with him I'll be done for!)
"The battery girl said she was going on a date with you!" Index blabbed out.
Touma suddenly open his eyes very wide "D-date!"
Mikoto started to blush in a way that her whole face turn as red as a tomato.
"It's not what you think!" The level 5 grabbed the boy's arm.
Touma started to scratch his head "W-well its true"
"EHHHH" Everyone shouted out even Mikoto for some reason.
"W-were going out on a d-d-da-date?" Mikoto eye's lost sight as she trembled.
Touma wrapped his arm around Mikoto "Yes, we are all going out on a date!"
Silence fell the park once again.
All the girl where just thinking one thing
(Those he know the concept of what's a date?)
"I have a bit of money saved up, I'll treat you all to dinner for being my good friends!"
"F-friends?"
Even if Touma couldn't get air of what's happening he seems to have calmed everything down somehow. Kamijou Touma has this special power to resolve conflicts with minimal casualties. He always has a solution, He stopped this all girl battle and settled it. Even if he did it in a strange way all the girls where some how happy.
"Yeah, friends" Index said with confidence.
"Great friends" Mikoto adds.
"I'm looking forward to this" Itsuwa said with a smile.
Itsuwa looked at Mikoto "You have to tell me where you got that hair pin, it looks great"
"Ahh this old thing" she laughed
"That blouse looks pretty as well" Index complimented Itsuwa.
Touma walked behind then as he gave a kind smile to these friends he loves so much.
They all went walking off to eat dinner.