"Sylvanas? Sylvanaaaas?" Called Jaina, yelling for her friend to show up.

"Be quieter. You don't want to attract anymore shrimps. I mean, Lost Minions." Nova said.

"Shut up." mumbled Penelope.

"Hey Sylvanas? If you stole another goat to ride on, I have some aluminum cans he can chew on." Li-Ming yelled.

There was a rustling, before a familiar undead elven woman emerged from a bush, holding Billie by the reigns.

"I only came out for the aluminum." She said.

"Thank the Sunwell for another Elf." Kael'thas said to her. "I don't even know how humans can hear out of those tiny little ears. It's been bugging me."

"Just because you have better hearing doesn't mean we can't hear what you're saying in front of us." Li-Ming growled.

"What are all of you doing together, anyway? Whenever I came across another Hero, it was always an 'Every man for Himself' situation, with them trying to kill me so they could loot my body." Sylvanas told them.

"Even the other Heroes are losing it, too." Jaina muttered.

"Yes, it's as if everyone has lost themselves because the only other working spawn point is in Blackheart's Bay. I don't know why you would be scared, though. I heard it's a base camp and they're constantly having fish fillet's."

"Mmmmmm…..Brightwing loves fish fillets….." Brightwing said.

"Which direction is Blackheart's Bay?' Nova said.

Sylvanas pointed just past the group.

"South, up there." she told them

As the group started heading south, Kael looked behind him and said:

"Sylvanas? Aren't you going to follow?"

"You've already forgiven me for the fight a few days ago?" She asked, shock written across her face.

"Sort of. If you hold a grudge, it's just going to find you and haunt you. Better to apologize and get past it than hate the person literally forever in our case." He explained gently

"Literally forever, if we don't get killed." She joked.

Both exchanged some laughs, before Kael examined the cuts he had left on her face, and looked down at his fingernails.

"Maybe I should trim them more…" he told her.

"So, are we friends or what?"

"Oh, not even close, just polite allies at the moment. As soon as our Immortality has more than one spawn point, i'm killing you immediately."

"That's fair, considering I call you 'as weak as your father' every time I kill you in battle"

"What?"

"What?"

"Hurry up you two!" Jaina called. The entire group was about 100 feet ahead of them.

"Want to hop on Billie with me? As 'Polite Allies?'"? She asked him.

"Do I ever. These stupid armored boots start to hurt after a while."


As it turns out, the base camp was farther than initially thought. They had started a campfire, and Jaina had, annoyedly, magically made some tents.

"From now on, the only person making you things now is Kael'thas" She announced.

"Why me?" Kael asked in a shocked manner.

"You're a mage, too. It's time to help out. And don't think I don't see those staches of mana hidden in that secret pocket in your cape. I SEE ALL OF IT! Now, go be a good friend and go conjure all of us some marshmallows."

"Fine." Kael sighed, and then went behind some bushes.

"Soooooo, Sylvanas, is there any special reason you were talking with Kael'thas today?" Li-Ming teased.

"What? No. Absolutely not. I know what you're implying, so no, it's nothing like that. We're just… Friendly allies."

"Friendly allies? Sounds sooooo romantic."

"Shut your mouth, 'Ming."

"So, what do you like most about his face? The eyes, nose, or lips? Oooh, or what about the ears?"

"Li-Ming, I find his face as unsightly as a cockroach. Especially with those titan-forsaken age-lines. Ugh, the age-lines."

"Can we not speak of this before he comes back?"

"Can we not speak of what before I come back, Sylvanas?"

Kael'thas had returned, with the bag of conjured marshmallows in his clawed hands.

Li-Ming elbowed her in her ribs, and chuckled. Sylvanas searched for an excuse to use.

"We were talking about… The fall of Quel'thalas! Yes, the fall of Quel'thalas! I thought it would be painful for you to talk about, seeing as you were not there to help protect the people you loved, after all."

"How… Nice of you, Sylvanas. Oddly nice of you." He said. "I thought it would've been more painful for you, seeing as you were the one who died."

He thought for a moment before saying, "You fumbled around for a moment before responding. What are you hiding?"

Jaina interrupted to stop the conversation from going anywhere embarrassing for Sylvanas.

"Hey! How about we roast these marshmallows already?"

"You all can, i'm heading into a tent." Kael told her before tossing the bag for her.

Sylvanas turned to face the girl wizard.

"I hate you forever for making me go through with that."

"I'm teling him in the morning!"

"No you are not."

"Yes I am."

"No you are not."

"Yes I am."

"Li-Ming?"

"Yes?"

"I hate you."

Consort: Oof. I completely forgot Brightwing was a reptile. Maybe sometime when Jaina's not around to interrupt, Penelope will get a Reptilian Biology book for her and make her read it.

And the reason Li Li hadn't climbed out is because have you seen how tiny she is? Her legs are so stubby i'd be surprised if she didn't fall of the cabinet where the cookie jar is at least once.

Lucario: Nah, they're pretty good, but when it's cold Wendy's or Mcdonalds, it's going to be gone in half a second if i'm near it.

And yes, there are other life foods in the Nexus, but none as popular as Mana-Cola, primarily for the taste.