In the dark part of Danger Mouse's HQ, Penfold opened the door, and walked through the halls like a zombie, accidentally broke vases and pictures along the way.
"What vile villainy bestrides our brave battling Brit?" The Narrator started to narrate this story. "What pestiferous punishment has Penfold so pressed? Is he escaping some evil madman's lab?" When Penfold fell down the stairs, he opened the refrigerator to get something to eat. "Or is he just making breakfast?"
When Penfold grabbed a box of milk, Aggie appeared besides him with a tired face. He startled when he saw Aggie, and almost spilled the milk.
"Oh, morning, Aggie." Penfold greeted.
"Hi, Penfold." Aggie replied unenthusiastically.
Then, they heard a loud blender sound, and Penfold accidentally squeezed the box, spilling the milk all over his and Aggie's faces. They turned around and saw Danger Mouse using a blender.
"Morning, Penfold and Aggie." Danger Mouse greeted them. "Ready for another day of death-defying danger and excitement?"
"Let me think. No!" Penfold yelled. "At least not until I've had my bowl of honey crumbs. And there's no milk!"
"Yeah, and I'm going to make pancakes with that milk!" Aggie yelled too.
Suddenly, a fat guy in disguise gave Penfold a bottle of milk with a timer on the middle.
"Oh, thank you." Penfold thanked with pleasure as the fat disguise ran away.
Danger Mouse narrowed his eyes, and noticed the timer around that milk. He jumped and snatched the bottle from Penfold, "Sorry, Penfold. I think this milk might be about to go off."
Danger Mouse chased the intruder through the halls as it threw milk bombs at him. DM dodged at the milk bombs and jams. The intruder threw two jams at DM, making its way out, hopped on the milk van, and drove away slowly. The intruder removed his disguise, revealed to be Pandaminion as part of his mission. To his surprise, Danger Mouse threw the milk bomb to the loaded cargo of bottles of milk.
Danger Mouse made it back in the HQ through his open window, and only his two friends glaring at him.
"Oi, where's our milk?" Penfold and Aggie asked in unison as Danger Mouse one-stepped aside to let the wave of milk from the explosion in, and splashed all over Penfold and Aggie.
Moments later, Danger Mouse grinded his breakfast with a 'metal stick', and Professor Squawkencluck tapped something on her tablet as Colonel K's hologram showed up.
"Dashed bad show that blighter breaking into HQ." A holographic Colonel K took a cup of coffee, and drank it, which it was spilled on the floor, and Penfold slipped on it.
"Sorry, Colonel. I've been searching the security system and I can't find the problem." Squawkencluck explained. "I don't get it. I gave Danger Mouse a brand-new hand-held security alarm wand."
When Danger Mouse pulled the 'metal stick' from his food, it is revealed that it was actually the alarm wand the Squawkencluck was talking about. "Oops." He exclaimed in embarrassment and the device broke into half.
"I spend all my time making the greatest gadgets any secret agent has ever had and you, mouse, always break them!" Squawkencluck yelled at Danger Mouse.
"Nonsense. Name three times that's ever happened." DM made a flashback of the time when Danger Mouse broke some of Squawkencluck's important inventions like a laser guided bug detector that was look like a vase, a high-def surveillance camera fly disguised as a fly, and Hadron Collider that Danger Mouse and Penfold rode on it, making the place exploded. "Alright, name four."
"How come I didn't remember that?" Aggie scratched her head in confused.
"You weren't here yet, Agatha." Squawkencluck reminded. "Those were years ago."
"Just call me, Aggie, Professor." Aggie said. "Agatha is 3-syllable name that makes it long."
Squawkencluck just starred at Aggie in deadpanned, until she continued tapping on her tablet. "Okay, luckily, I've finished a new system that's Danger Mouse-proof." Then, a screen appeared from the ceiling. "It's called HEAD. Headquarters Electronic Assault Defender. I've integrated it with the security systems on all of HQ's buildings, devices and vending machines. I'll just activate the app on my tablet." When she looked around, she hasn't seen her tablet. "Where's my tablet?"
The tablet was now covered with an egg, two strips of bacon, two mushrooms, two sausages, and beans by Danger Mouse, which he thought it was a plate.
Squawkencluck snatched the tablet, and threw the food off of it.
While she yelled at Colonel K, Danger Mouse tossed the bean from his nose, and whispered to Penfold and Aggie. "Perhaps we should get breakfast down at Big Mike's, guys."
"Chief, shouldn't we wait to find out how the new system works?" Penfold asked but Danger Mouse dragged him along with him.
"Ooh, Chief, what kind of food is in that restaurant?! I hope there's dessert!" Aggie squealed excitingly as she followed the mouse and the hamster.
When the three made it outside, Penfold was complained about his night outfit. "I can't go out in my Giraffe Warriors onesie."
"You are getting a bit old for it." Danger Mouse said.
"No, I mean it's covered in beans." The hamster said as he grabbed DM's trousers. "Here, lend me your trousers."
"No." DM pulled his trousers as Penfold fell on the ground. "I will not! Last time it took three washes just to get the jam stains out."
"Oh, enough with the clothes, guys." Aggie complained. "I'm hungry! I need something to eat! I need food in my stomach."
"Aren't you a little…fat?" DM asked.
"Fat?! Me?!" Aggie looked around of herself as she realized she is kind of fat. "Well, I little bit. Why? Got any problem? You want me to be beautiful like what you've been expected?"
"That's what imagine you to be." Said Danger Mouse in a dreamy tone as he imagined Aggie wearing make-up and white sparkling dress.
"What was that?" She asked.
"Nothing!" His thought cloud popped into pieces.
Aggie narrowed her eyes, and glared at the nervous mouse. "I heard that, but not clearly because you were whispering."
"What if you should just forget that and we'll just go back in and…" Before Danger mouse entered, the doors and windows were barred.
"For building entry, type in extremely complex code." The HEAD spoke through the screen code.
"Chief, we didn't get the code from the professor." Penfold said.
"Not to worry. It's just a machine. Nothing I can't handle." DM said.
"Try the colonel's birthday." Penfold suggested as Danger mouse tapped the code, but it was incorrect.
"Trying 'Danger Mouse is awesome'." DM tapped that code, but it was still incorrect.
"Seriously? I have many friends who are awesome than you." Aggie insulted as Penfold snickered and Danger Mouse growled. He continued to tap the codes, until it exploded and broke. "Oh, Chief, I think you broke it." Aggie shouted in panic as she stretched her hair.
"Better go in and tell Squawkencluck." DM pulled the handle of the door to open, but realized it was lockdown. "Oh, right."
Then, another screen of HEAD appeared. "Enemy presence detected."
"Alright. Look here, Big Brain or whatever your name is, it's me, Danger Mouse." DM said.
"Enemy: Danger Mouse detected. Prepare for counter measures." HEAD said as the danger car drove itself towards Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie
"Penfold, Aggie, run!" Danger mouse shouted as he, Penfold, and Aggie made a ran for it.
In the HQ, in her lab, Squawkencluck sat on her chair near the screen, holding a mug and a cookie. "For the first time since I got here, I can relax. Status report, HEAD."
The HEAD appeared on-screen, and sounded the alarm. "Status: Major disaster."
Then, Danger Mouse appeared on-screen, and reported. "Professor, we have the minutest hint of a wafer-thin problem."
"And we're back." Squawkencluck threw her mug away as it broke.
When Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie are on the runaway danger car, Penfold screamed in panic while holding his teddy bear. "I'm not enjoying this!"
Danger Mouse jumped off the car, and used his red handkerchief, like a bullfighting as he's still talking to Squawkencluck through screen. "I was just trying to enter my secret code when old Big Head went bonkers and started attacking us."
"Danger Mouse." Squawkencluck interrupted.
"Yes, Professor."DM replied.
"I'd just like to say you are a terrible secret agent!" She barked loudly.
"Chief, I think she's upset!" Penfold shouted while he was still on the Danger car.
"Well, Professor, some people might think that you aren't a very good gadget-making thingy." DM didn't know what he could describe the Professor as he asked Penfold and Aggie, who were still on a runaway danger car. "What is it she does, Penfold? How about you Aggie? Do you have ideas?"
"Professor, do something!" Aggie yelled off-screen.
Squawkencluck growled as she turned off the screen.
The danger car stopped as Penfold and Aggie were threw in front of Danger Mouse.
"Did she just hang up on you?" Penfold guessed.
"I hung up first." Danger Mouse lied as he noticed the danger car is still after them. He grabbed Penfold and Aggie, and jumped off away from the runaway car.
Later, Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie hid behind the red telephone box so HEAD wouldn't noticed them they are near.
"Right, Penfold, Aggie, we have to break back into HQ ASAP, otherwise who knows what HEAD will do." DM said.
"LOL and smiley face, Chief." Penfold chuckled.
"We can acronym later. Danger Mouse told him. "Hashtag…"
"CHARGE!" The three heroes shouted as they charged at the door of the HQ.
HEAD blasted a purple electricity at the traffic light and small white and purple human-figures came out of the traffic light, and landed in front of Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie.
"Ah! Aren't they cute?" Penfold laughed.
"I could just squish them." Aggie hugged herself.
Then, the small figures attack DM, Penfold, and Aggie's face. HEAD continued blasting purple electricity at the traffic lights, and more human-figures attack the three. Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie tried to get the small figures off of their faces.
Danger Mouse threw the small figures through the mail slot. Then, he has an idea. "That's it, guys. I know how we can get back inside HQ." But Penfold was still attacked by small human-figures while Aggie threw the small figures away from her.
Minutes later, three boxes entered through the parcels, revealed to be Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie, who came out of the boxes.
"Mission accomplished." DM exclaimed happily." You see, guys? A machine will never be able to outthink a.."Before he could finish, Danger Mouse, Penfold, and aggie were grabbed by HEAD's mechanical arms, and locked them up in the wall traps, where Squawkencluck, Colonel K, and Colonel K hologram were trap too. Then, DM noticed them. "Ah, there you are, Professor. Colonel K. Colonel K hologram."
"It's only a guess, Chief, but I think we might have been captured." Penfold said.
"Not to worry." Danger Mouse told his hamster friend, then turned to Squawkencluck. "Professor, just turn off old Big Head."
"Ha, ha! Good one!" Aggie laughed."
"Syntax error. Name is not Big Head." HEAD warned angrily.
"I would turn it off except I'm attached to the wall." Squawkencluck said.
"HEAD system compromised by user incompetence and silliness. Engaging total system override." HEAD announced.
"Pff. How bad can that be?" Danger mouse scoffed as Squawkencluck started a silent panic.
HEAD connected itself to the screens of the city, and announced to the citizens. "For citizens' safety, the security of Great Britain is now under the control of Big Head." Then, all of something mechanical, machines, and electronic devices were now under control as they attacked the citizens of London.
Back in the lab, the argument is still on-going as Squawkencluck told Penfold and Aggie. "Penfold, Aggie, tell that mouse that this is all his fault."
"Penfold, Aggie, tell that scientist that if it hadn't been for her faulty machinery." Danger Mouse told them, too.
"My machinery worked perfectly!"
"Yeah, sure. If you like things that break."
"Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!" Penfold shouted angrily. "Oh, I can't take this argument anymore."
"I'll take this from here, Penfold." Aggie volunteered to stop Danger Mouse and Squawkencluck. "I think it's time for me to do my job: Spreading love and friendship around the universe, and in this world. So, listen you two. I have friends like you, guys. Pair of friends. Arguing at each other, blaming at each other, and fighting over their likes, and I'm happy for who they are and what they are doing, but that's not take a while, because I have had of their fight, and this isn't reason why I assigned them in the I teams. I don't want them to fight anymore or that long, so I taught them about this lesson."
"Can you stop there, Aggie? We're trying to save the world here!" Squawkencluck barked out.
"Shush, Professor." Danger Mouse shushed her. "I want to hear this lesson with her lovely voice."
"You want to listen to her because you have a crush on…"
Before she could finish, DM shushed Squawkencluck again, and told Aggie, "Go on, Aggie, continue."
"Thank you?" Aggie was a little confuse, then she cleared her throat, and told his friends a story. "O told my friends to stop fighting, but I can't be with them all the time to make them stop, but I told them that, of course, we have our own differences. That makes us special, that makes us unique, and having so many friends, but we can't fight each other all the time because of that. If there's any problem we have to face, we can't fight over which of you guys has the best idea, skills, and talents. We should work together and combine all our ideas, talents, and skills to solve this. So Chief, you are the greatest secret agent in the world. Professor, you are the greatest gadget scientist in the world. With your gadgets and your skills, Chief, we can overcome any villain in the universe. Just like one of my group if friends… or they are my cousins, actually. They represent the element of Combination. Combining their might and magic, they really defeated those evil doers. So… Can't we just get along and work together… as friends?"
Realizing Aggie was right, Danger Mouse and Squawkencluck looked at each other in guilt and sighed.
"I suppose I could be a bit more careful with them. Maybe even find out how they work." Danger Mouse confessed
"And I suppose I can be a bit more patient and probably take down the Danger Mouse Is Stupid website." Squawkencluck added.
"Yes, you could." DM smiled, then remembered what the Professor just said. "The what?"
"Nothing." The Professor grinned sheepishly, the changed the topic. "We need to get to the Danger Flat and remove the Big Head chip before it spreads worldwide! I have a wall-escape gadget in my hair. If you could…"
Since he can't get his arms off, DM used his foot to get the gadget from Squawkencluck's hair, but he can't reach it.
Aggie grunted at this scene, and said. "Allow me." With her power of telekinesis, she pulled the gadget from Squawkencluck's hair, and threw it to Danger Mouse.
"Got it." He caught the gadget with his tied hand. "I'll just—"
"Listen to the instructions?" Squawkencluck guessed.
"Yes, that." DM said as he is ready to listen to Squawkencluck and pressed the buttons on the gadget.
"Press A, then B, then A again. And then tap the end against the wall." Squawkencluck instructed as DM followed, and they all were set free.
"To the Danger Flat." Danger Mouse stated.
"Unacceptable. Switching to ultra emergency animatronic hyperdrive." HEAD said as it waited for the machine to work. "Come on, start, you stupid thing!" A couple of seconds later, purple lasers from the monitors created a purple ball, composed of ultra energy. "Got it."
"Oh, 'eck!" Penfold exclaimed in horror as he was pulled in a hollow on the ceiling.
The purple ball exploded, surrounding the room with black and purple colors, and the gadgets like blenders, toasters, spoons, and bolts are controlled. "All gadgets… engage." HEAD commanded s all gadgets stick to each other.
At the Danger Flat, Danger Mouse, Penfold, Aggie, and Squawkencluck were hiding in the circular couch,
"The fiend. She's redecorated." Danger Mouse shouted silently with anger.
"When we get close, you two distract it and I'll remove the chip, okay?" Squawkencluck whispered as Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie nodded.
The foursome are behind the monitor of HEAD. Squawkencluck thumbed-up to Danger Mouse as the signal. Danger mouse thumbed up back as he, Penfold, and Aggie are ready to distract Big Head.
"Oi, Big Head! Yoo-hoo!" DM called as HEAD turned around, and watched DM, Penfold, and Aggie dancing.
While HEAD was distracted, from behind, Squawkencluck tried to get the chip.
"You're too late!" HEAD shouted as its monitor moved before Squawkencluck reached the chip. A mechanical body made from all the gadgets appeared behind Danger Mouse, Penfold, and Aggie. The body reach for the HEAD's monitor, and placed it on top. "I can walk, just like a real girl! Um, that is, engage eradication sequence."
Then, the narrator interrupted with a huge red question mark in the screen. "Is this the end for our heroes? I hope so, because I have an audition in a few minutes, so if someone could let me know what happens."
"I suppose this is where you tell me I'm a dim-witted, imbecilic mutton head." Danger Mouse told Squawkencluck as the three move backwards.
"That's exactly what you are," Squawkencluck yelled. "…but never has this country needed one more."
"You're welcome, I think."
"Danger Mouse, I want you to start misusing those gadgets. Do it like the world depends on it, because it does."
Danger Mouse charged for the robot as she jumped on the HEAD's monitor, and tapped all the buttons, making the other parts of the robot fell apart, and lastly, the chip, and broke into pices. Danger Mouse jumped off Big Head, and hid in the circular couch with his friends.
"How embarrassing." Those are the last words HEAD would say before it exploded.
For their victory, Danger Mouse and Squawkencluck shared a hug, until they let go at each other and blushed. Then, they heard a sudden clap from Aggie.
"You've learned so fast about your first friendship lesson. I'm very proud." She smiled.
When Penfold hugged his little teddy bear, the monitor with HEAD's picture of it landed in front of him. Everyone gasped at this, feared that Big Head is still active, until the screen changed to a website called 'Welcome to Danger Mouse is stupid' with a picture of Danger Mouse's head with a party hat on a horse's body.
"Welcome to dangermouseisstupid. dumdum."
Squawkencluck quickly threw the mechanical claw on the monitor to shut it off before Danger Mouse could see it whole as she chuckled sheepishly and Aggie snickered as she covered her mouth.
The next day, Danger Mouse, Penfold, Aggie, Squawkencluck, and Colonel K were at the kitchen, having their breakfast.
"And so with Big Head defeated and me not passing the audition, even though I clearly deserve the part, peace breaks out and Professor Squawkencluck and Danger Mouse are BFFs forever." The narrator said.
Aggie paced around while eating her cereal, holding the bowl using her telekinesis while holding a scroll of friendship lesson with her hand. "Well, Chief, Professor, since you did a great job on your first friendship lesson, which it was lesson number 1, you, including you, Penfold, and also you, Colonel K, will learned a few friendship lessons sooner, but, right now, we'll just enjoy ourselves." She said as she rolled the scroll of tons of friendship lessons in it.
"You're absolutely right, Aggie!" Danger Mouse exclaimed. "And the Professor and I would like to say 'Thank you' for teaching us about combining our talents and working together."
"You've kind of a pretty good teacher." Squawkencluck added.
"Oh, that was nothing." Aggie blushed. "it's just my job to spread love and friendship."
"And I think you've done a good job." Colonel said.
"Thank you." The winged white mouse bowed of appreciation.
"Odd. This indicates the presence of Big Head." Squawkencluck said as she noticed the toaster floated itself with purple glow.
Danger Mouse snatched Squawkencluck's tablet from her, and smashed the toaster with it. "Toast is off, I'm afraid."
"Colonel, he's done it again!" Squawkencluck.
"Yesterday you were all, 'Misuse all the gadgets like the world depends on it.' Danger mouse mocked at what the Professor said
"It's like working with a bunch of toddlers! All you need is nappies."
"You said I could misuse all the gadgets."
Penfold was about to take the box of cereal, but Squawkencluck shook it as the cereal flew around, and landed on Penfold's head. Penfold poured himself with milk, took the spoon, and reached the cereal on his head to eat it.
Aggie just watched DM and Squawkencluck fighting while holding the scroll. "Well, when they learned about that friendship lesson yesterday, doesn't mean they can make peace with each other forever. Sometimes, there was a balance between friends. Some can work together, some can fight, so means, I love my friends for who they are. No matter what they do to each other."
"Join us next time for more…" The narrator tried to end the show, but he still heard arguing voices from the HQ. "Will you lot keep it down, please? I'm trying to end the show. Oh, why do I bother?"
"Wait, wait!" Squawkencluck stopped as the scene returned in the HQ. "I sensed there's another tablet in here. I must borrowed it."
Everyone heard a game sound coming from somewhere. They turned around and saw Aggie, holding her unrolled scroll, but behind it, she was playing with her own tablet. She felt that everyone starred at her, and turned around.
"Aggie, can I borrow your tablet please?" Squawkencluck begged, but Aggie turned her face into an angry mood as it is unseen that she punched Squawkencluck through the room to her lab. "Wow, Danger Mouse was right!" She grunted. "She is… kinda… stronger."
"No one's gonna touch my tablet but me!" Aggie shouted as she held her tablet tight. She turned around, and saw Danger mouse, Penfold, and Colonel K staring at her. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
"Nothing, Aggie, just nothing." Danger Mouse stammered.
"So much for a friendship lesson, Chief." Penfold said. "I've got all milk up me nose now."