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It was a day like no other, Kamijou Touma was making his way out of remedial classes because he mostly never attended school. He was too busy saving the world and stuff. You know, normal high school things.

Either way Kamijou Touma had another ability besides his Imagine Breaker. Actually, His Imagine Breaker was the cause of this other ability, his misfortune. His Imagine Breaker negated the divine holy powers of god(good luck) that surrounded everyone so he was only left with misfortune(bad luck).

This Misfortune worked in many annoying ways like the reason he slept in his bathtub and not his bed because of a certain nun that took it by force.

Touma also was late to remedial classes because of a certain biri biri girl who kept shooting lightning at him. This made him miss a bus that would leave him in front of school. Because he got late to his class he was then punished by Komoe sensai to clean the dusters after the class.

The scary part was that this actually was normal for him but quite misfortune none the less.

With his arms dangling and his held down he made it out of the school with his two buddies, Tsuchimikado and Aogami Pierce.

"Whats wrong Kami-yan?" The blonde haired kid scratch his head.

"He's probably down because of the shocking reality of this world" Aogami responded.

"The one where not many job employments for bunny girls are being needed?"

"No, Kami-yan isn't a bunny girl type of person anyways"

"Oh yeah, he's more of a big breast onee-chan type of guy so the bad news have to be related to that"

Aogami raised his hand toward his chin like Sherlock homes deducing a crime.

"Here's the problem my lovable blonde perverted bastard. Due to a research conducted last year it was discovered that more lovable big breasted onee-chans are appearing. This can only be a step forward In japans small breast problem. If more big breasted onee-chans are appearing then that means more big breasted older womans in the future! Then there is no reason for Kami-yan to be sad!"

"Then what is the problem inspector Pierce!?"

"The problem lies in the same good news! If more big breast girls are appearing then that only means that less flat chested lolitas will appear!"

"And Kami-yan's second favorite type of girls are flat chested lolitas with big brother issues!"

"Exactly! They both are part of a family circle so if one is disappearing then the other will grow but kami-yan said last week that he loves a healthy dose of both, a 50/50 appearance!"

"So the good news is actually bad in a way!"

Aogami nodded in agreement as they now crossed the street and headed to a side walk.

Tsuchimikado through his arm around his friend in need and tried to comfort him with his words.

"Don't worry Kami-yan we'll help you get passed this with the only cure to depression"

"pills?" The depressed kid said in a quite tone.

Tsuchimiakado with his index finger aligned his sun glasses "Jean wearing naked apron girls!"

"Woah!" Aogami threw his arms into the air and started shaking like a worm in delight to the idea his friend proposed.

After that discussion they dragged the misfortunate person known as Kamijou Touma across the district, they where now in a certain type of shop. it wasn't any normal shop but a shop that cures depression. It wasn't a pharmacy. It was a naked apron with jeans café! Since when was a store like this every made? nobody knew but on the front of the store it said that it cures any type of problem. That's probably where tsuchimikado got his saying that it cures depression.

They were sitting in a table in front of the window so they could see outside. Kamijou drank his coffee as well as the other two. There was also some sweets on the table like cheesecake.

"Im not sad guys… I'm just having an off day. Morning was rough and I just want to sleep.

Aogami Pierce sitting next to Tsuchimikado leaned in close to him "He's in denial"

"What should we do?"

As they whispered to one another they saw a young girl running in front of the store, she was the type of girl one would label a lolita.

As she ran passed the shop Tsuchimikado and Aogami looked at each other dumbfounded.

"You know what must be done"

Aogami nodded.

They both stood up.

"We need to bring that lolita to kami-yan!" They both said gripping there fist high up in the air.

"We will be right back, stay here!"

In a flash they left the store.

After they left Touma calmly finished his coffee and left a tip on the table. He then exited the shop but went the opposite direction that the two boys went. He most likely had to get to his apartment to make food for index.

The two boys ran through the side walk trying to catch up to the short hair running lolita. They were gaining up on her rather quickly thanks to their bigger stature but due to this it made it hard to navigate through the sea of people. On the other hand for the lolita is was easier to navigate but was relatively slower.

The sea of people eventually overwhelmed Tsuchimikado as he ended up crashing against an elegant person. They both ended up falling to the floor. Tsuchimikado had his arm covering his forehead due to the bump.

"ouch ouch ouch ouch… Are you ok-ay?" When he looked up he say the most prettiest person ever.

A person with long fluid blonde hair, a petit figure with silk skin, blue eyes that resembled the sky and wear a tight fitting shirt and pants as well as a dark stole around his shoulders. To tsuchimikado that was the most beautiful girl he has ever seen but in reality that person was none other than the lightning god Thor who was still stuck in Academy City.

"Y-yes I'm ok, thanks for asking" Thor smiled back.

With that smile there was only one thought on sunglasses wearing magician "Cute"

As he blush he let loose a creppy smile with almost drool coming out.

"Go on without me! I'll just drag you down! Im counting on you!" He yelled as his ally and friend Aogami Pierce.

"I won't let you down!" Aogami yelled without even looking backwards.

Thor got up and dusted himself "We'll I have to go, I'm going to meet someone"

Those words quickly snapped Tsuchimikado out of his day dream.

he got up and started waving his hand infront of Thor who he thought was a girl.

"Wait wait wait wait, let me buy you a drink as an apology!"

"But I-" Without letting Thor finished the double agent known as Tsuchimikado dragged Thor by the hand to where ever he wanted.

Now the Level 0 that goes by Aogami was alone chasing a certain lolita.

"Just a bit more and shes mine!"

Right about when he was going to grab on to her collar he crashed against someone.

He didn't fell but he clutched his nose in pain.

Before he could say something the person who he crashed against started to talk.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"This is the creepy person that has been chasing me Misaka Misaka testifies against the stranger!"

The man he bumped to was none other the strongest level 5, Accelerator.

"I don't really like child molesters so I'll make the world a favor and completely destroy you, but I'll leave you just alive to be able to be kept stable with a feeding tube and live the rest of your pathetic life in a hospital."

Last order got behind accelerators foot and peeped alongside it to see the person chasing her scared.

"Eh!? It's not what it looks like!" Aogami took a step back.

"Then What is it punk!?"

"…" Aogami lowered his head.

"Let me just ask you one question, Who do you think about when someone mentions the strongest Level 5?"

A silence fell waiting for the blue haired boy to answer.

"Let me ask you one question" he responded in a low voice "Who do you think about when someone mentions the 6th level 5?"

Accelerator opened his eyes more than usual.

"Uh?" he was caught off guard, with that sentence.

"Oh its nothing! hahahaha" he put his hands behind his head "Im sorry for the bother I just needed something from this young lady to lessen the sadness of a friend but don't worry about it. I'll find another way to help him. Bye!"

With that Aogami Pierce left.

Accelerator and Last Order where left just wondering what was that all about.

After some coffee they where somewhere in a different part of the city was the double agent known as Tsuchimikado and The Lightning God Thor. One thought the other was a girl while the other thought the other was a lunatic.

"What should we buy next!?" Tsuchimikado said blushing.

Thor was completely loaded with present and gifts from the guy who dragged him along. His body was covered in shopping bags and was carrying in front of him a giant stuffed dolphin that didn't let him see clearly where he was going.

(If this keeps up, I'll make Cendrillon wait too long…)

"So my dear where do you want to go next? A woman of your stature needs more lovely things!"

Suddenly all the bags around Thor fell. He finally understood what was happening. A terrible misunderstanding.

"Im a guy"

"Oh?"

The atmosphere for him changed from a lovely dovey one to an awkward one.

"Im sorry for the-"

Tsuchimikado suddenly found himself in the fetal position with a rain cloud above his head

"The world is a cruel place… I can just die now…"

Thor awkwardly giggled trying to pass this strange situation as a joke.

Hope you enjoyed!

*Onee-chan= Big sister.

*lolita= young girl