Lets put together a weird combinations of characters together!

It was a normal day like any other in Academy City, particularly inside a certain apartment. This was the apartment of a certain misfortunate boy named Kamijou Touma. During his time in this dorm there has been one thing that has always eluded him. What would that be you ask? Privacy.

"Hey you're adding to much mayo!"

"We'll it's either too much or too little! I've already scrapped off the mayo 5 times; can't poor kamijou take a breather?"

"Eh!? You where the one that asked me if I wanted anything to eat and now you're complaining?"

"I just asked out of courtesy, you're not actually supposed to say yes!"

"Ahhhh whatever! Just leave it like that for all I care you idiot!"

Mikoto angered turned around in her spinning chair and crossed her arms. Kamijou was at the other side of the counter, inside the kitchen making sandwiches.

Video game noises could be heard coming from the television; it was none other than Lightning God Thor sitting on the coffee table trying to enjoy what commoners knew as games.

He seemed to be having difficulties as his expression was that of wanting to throw the console out the window and then throwing himself.

"Gah! This is impossible, how is this supposed to be enjoyable? More like torture if you ask me."

"You're supposed to beat the giant turtle dinosaur thing…"

"How? My character is just a plumber. Besides his giant nose he doesn't have anything going for him."

"…"

"…"

"What about his dashing personality?"

"…"

Thor was talking with Himegami Aisa, the girl known as deep blood who was she sitting on the bed with her legs crossed using a laptop. This strange combination of characters where all together inside one apartment.

Mikoto looked around the apartment to see everyone in their own little worlds. She just sat on the same chair.

Tick tock tick tock.

Time kept passing but everyone just went on with their lives. She started fiddling with her thumbs, Mikoto became anxious.

"Bah! What are we doing!"

Everyone looked at Mikoto.

"Whats gotten into you?"

"It's a sunny day! Let's go do something."

"Eww" Aisa shrugged her shoulders.

Thor hit the pause button and gave Mikoto a serious glare "I don't know… I still haven't seen the new episode of Game of Thrones. How am I supposed to show my face in public like that?"

"He makes a good point" Touma added in as he scrapped the sandwich into the garbage can.

"Come on guys… Let's do something like a big happy family!"

Everyone looked at Mikoto.

Thor coughed a bit "I barely know you but If it's a family then I want to be the dashing older brother."

"If it's like that then I want to be the crazy conspiracy nut uncle with a shotgun that lives in a lagoon."

Mikoto turned to Kamijou "That's awfully specific"

"I want to be a Fairy Tale Princess" Aisa cut in. Then in the mist of the silence she just lowered her glance back at the laptop.

"Oh I got it! Bike Riding! Where all going bike riding!"

"A physical activity? Care to insult my mother too while you're at it…"

Aisa was never a big fan of doing stuff so it was natural for her to complain like this.

"No complaining! We'll all meet up at the linear pass in 30 minutes so gear up!" Mikoto puffed out her chest as she said that.

The linear pass was a bike riding route that went around Academy City so it was where mostly everyone went to ride bike or just about anything.

Clearly she was all full of herself at this moment. She suddenly started laughing maniacally as she ran out the door.

"…"

Everyone continued to do as they were doing.

Suddenly role call began.

Mikoto was infront of everyone. But here's the twist, she wasn't happy, she was surprised.

"Ehh, what the hell is this?"

The crew was all dressed up in t-shirts and short pants but not with the bicycles Mikoto asked for. Thor for one brought rollerblades and to top it off they were different colors. Kamijou was riding a scooter and Aisa had a pogo stick.

Mikoto closed her eyes and gently exhaled "Thor why are your rollerblades different colors?"

"Well I stole these from some kids at the park near hear". He casually said.

"You what!?"

"Well im a fugitive in this city, not like I have a job or stuff… or a house"

Thor with that lowered his gaze at the thought of him having to sleep under a bridge like the hobo he currently is as he is stuck in Academy City.

"… You, why a scooter?"

"I'm poor."

"Fair enough"

Mikoto then looked at Aisa and saw her with her pogo stick all happily and she didn't even bother to ask. So she just turned around.

"Hey, aren't you going to ask me? Ask me. Come on, I have a joke and everything ready."

"Let's roll!" Mikoto looked at Aisa "or in your case hop"

They all followed Misaka down the Linear Pass.

Aisa tried to follow them as fast as she could.

"Hey, you forgot to ask me"

Around 10 minutes have passed. They were still in the linear pass, they could hear the sweat sound of running water as they were next to a gentle river but also could hear the sound of cars as to the other side a few meters off there was a large fence followed by the highway.

They were all in a straight line following Misaka.

Thor looked behind him as he was last on the line.

"Hey, I think we lost Aisa"

"She probably after 5 hops called it quits"

"I see... Hey hey, I'm tired too, this is boring."

"Shut up this is fun." Misaka cut in.

"How is this fun?"

"Well, for one your attitude is ruining it and if you could go faster than this would be more fun."

Kamijou looked at his feet "I think a snail just passed us"

"How about we make this a race then?"

"Ohoho a race? With you? Your so slow I can't imagine you actually proposing that."

"Come on little girl, scared you'll get destroyed?"

"Who you calling a little girl!?"

"Who else? Kamijou has more breast than you."

"Why does everyone bring my chest into the conversation! Its normal sized!"

Electricity exploded off Mikoto's bangs as she looked back without paying head to the route in front of her. The explosion was so strong that the surrounding building suffered a temporary blackout for a few seconds.

"First one to the entrance of the next district wins!"

With that Thor suddenly left the line in fast pace passing the other two.

"If you beat me I'll say sorry and praise you!" Thor yell out.

Mikoto started to peddle so hard that she left tire marks and dust clouds behind her.

Kamijou was abandoned.

"Ehhhhh, I should at least tell Aisa." He started texting her.

Mikoto was right behind Thor as they raced through the route. The two were going in very high speed from what someone wouldn't image a bike or roller-skates to go at. Mikoto extended her right arm forward and used her magnetism to grab Thors roller-skates and pulled the skates under him making him fall face first.

"Hehehe" Mikoto chuckled as she sees Thor.

When she put her attention back into the route she notices a couple of other bike riders in front of her that she was about to crash into. The road was route was divided into two roads one for people going forward and others backwards, just like in the streets. Mikoto apparently went into the side where people are going onto the opposite side from her. She quickly went into evasive maneuvers dodging the people that where coming from her left. The other bikers could be heard complaining as they passed her.

Thor raised his faced from the road.

"Shit, that stinged."

A motor noise caught Thor attention for a brief moment. It was a boat passing by on the river next to him.

Thor let lose a sinister grin.

He suddenly gave a strong leap using only his hands. He accurately landed on the boat and grabbed the driver by the shirt and through him overboard.

The person thrown overboard could be heard yelling "Mutiny!" as he was thrown.

Thor took control of the ship and easily passed Misaka.

Misaka could hear Thor's obnoxious laugh even from her distance as he passed her.

Mikoto extended her arm once again.

Thor wasn't going to be caught by the same trick twice. He took off one of his roller blades and launched it at insane speeds toward misaka. It looked more like a cannon was fired than a rollerblades.

The impact exploded in front of her making her fall forward.

Mikoto coughed due to the dust left behind from the insane attack. She then noticed.

"My bike!"

The front wheel was blown off. The 3rd level 5 now didn't have a ride to compete in.

To her luck a certain level 0 was passing by on his scooter.

Mikoto got up "Hey idiot give me your scooter!"

Touma stopped next to her "That's not how you greet someone"

"Come on!"

"Didn't you criticize it earlier?"

"I'm sorry! I need to prove a point to that other idiot, I want him to apologize and bask in my glory!"

"Is that so?"

Kamijou was just being difficult now. Mikoto could atleast see that and yelling wasn't going to help her situation.

With her gaze down she grabbed Touma's hand.

"Please Kamijou, can you lend me your scooter?" She then looked at him with her gently soothing eyes.

To Kamijou she looked like a different girl. His cheeks started to turn into a redish color. His heart started to pump faster and faster all of the sudden, his mind went blank for a second.

"Uh, sure, of course."

"Thank you!"

Mikoto took the scooter and raced off.

Kamijou was left in aww. He checked his temperature to see if he wasn't sick or something.

(I can't believe I did that!) Mikoto thought to herself.

Her eyes then turned into flames "Now I can't lose!"

Mikoto used her electric powers to catapult her off the route and into the main street. The route was now going to circle around the district to then head to the next one. Mikoto knew she couldn't match the speed of Thor's boat so she decided to cut straight through the city and reach the route just before it headed in into the other district.

As she raced through the sidewalk a familiar faced passed her by.

It was Aisa in a cab. She knew due to Kamijou texting her again.

"Grab on cowgirl" she said with her nonchalant voice as Aisa poked her head out the window.

Mikoto smiled and nodded.

Mikoto used her magnetism to grab on to the cab and get an insane speed boost.

With this speed she cut through the city at great speed, she was even doing better than she thought but Mikoto encountered a cars worst nightmare, traffic.

Aisa looked backwards to Mikoto "Slingshot off the cab"

That's exactly what she did as the cab started to stop.

"Thank You Aisa!"

Mikoto with her speed came across the linear pass again. She once again used her electricity to jump the fence. She was so close to pass the district line.

Thor was passing through the area and saw Mikoto struck the landing.

"She's in front of me!?"

He gritted his teeth and took off his other rollerblade and shot it off as strong as the last one.

Mikoto quickly through the scooter to the side and gave a great jump to evade the shot. Thor looked upwards in aww, his expression suddenly changed to one of panic as the 3rd level 5 landing point was none other than the boat.

She landed on the front part of the boat shaking it. She was right in front of the windshield.

Thor started to stroke the boat side to side "Get off"

Mikoto looked behind her to see the sign that says 'now entering new district' attached to a pedestrian bridge that connect the linear pass to the other district.

"Ok"

Mikoto used her magnetism to grab onto the sign and use it to grapple herself towards it.

Thor noticed the sign as well and gave a large jump off the boat.

Thor was right above Mikoto as both of them soared through the air. They were face to face. Both so close to victory.

"Tsk!"

Thor through a punch to try and knock her to the river. Mikoto barely evade by tilting her body. She quickly grabbed his arm and brought him closed to her. They tilted positions so she was the one above Thor. Both bodies where caressing each other, so close. Mikoto face was right infront of Thor's though they held different expressions. One was of eagerness and the other of distress. Mikoto winked and then pushed on his chest giving herself more elevation and pushing him down.

She barely made it above the bridge. On the other hand Thor smashed head first into the bridges side making him fall into the river below.

Mikoto safely landed on the unmanned boat that also passed through the bridge.

Thor crawled off the river with his clothes soaking wet. His was obviously unharmed as he was a lightning god. When he looked to his side he could see Mikoto happily jumping on the stopped boat like a cheerleader.

Thor lowered his head in defeat.

Touma and Aisa finally reached the location together. What they saw was a radiating Mikoto as she had her hands on her waist with her chin raised up high while Thor was kneeling infront of her showering with compliments.

"Again im sorry, your chest is of perfect sized and also perfect shape. Bigger is not better. Your skin is so soft and clear that it's the envy of any girl. But your personality is your most beautiful aspect. And don't get me started on your legs and hair."

"Ahahahhahaha your making me blush, keep going keep going" Mikoto laughed as she basked in glory.

"This isn't right" Aisa said.

"It's feels strange not being the misfortunate one."

Hope you enjoyed this sort of Misaka vs Thor chapter!