The Doctor The Professor and The Mistress.

Author's note - On a more cheerful note here is something I have wanted to write for a while it is set before the husbands of River Song and has a lot of kissing.Thank you so, so much for reading it means the world to me, feedback any improvements and constructive criticism are also greatly appreciated. Xxx

"Hey Missy your so fine,

You're so fine, you blow my mind.

Hey Missy!

Hey Missy!"

I sang for the forty seventh time.

"Stop singing that! For God's sake! I can't think!" The Doctor cried out banging his head against the chalkboard. "But I'm borrrreddd" I whined, while swinging my lower legs that were dangling off the console.

"Doctor, Doctor,

Gimme the news,

I got a bad case of loving you!"

I hummed the tune not knowing the next words and picked it back up. "Doctor, Doctor,

gimme th-"

"MISSY! Shut the hell up!" He shouted, making his voice go deep and Scottish, while running his hands through his unruly grey locks.

"Make me." I smirked, shamelessly flirting with him for the hundredth time today.

To my great surprise and amusement he wordlessly stalked towards where I was sat, stood between my legs and pushed himself up against me I wrapped my legs around his tapered waist pressing us firmly together, almost every inch of our body's now touching. But our faces are still millimetres apart. As I was about to close my eyes and the gap between us a bright blue flash lit up the control room, the Doctor jumped away from me like he had been scalded.

"River!" The Doctor and I simultaneously exclaimed. There she was stood oozing confidence and sex appeal. Clad in a black long sleeved shirt, black corset, black leggings and killer black thigh high boots. Her eyes roamed my body while she tucked away the blaster in its holster that was wrapped around her upper right thigh. She really was sexy as Hell.

I jumped down off the console, sauntered over to her and wrapped my arms around her shoulders, as she wrapped hers around my corseted waist; I buried my face in her big bushy space hair that smelt of smoke with a faint trace of the perfume I got her. "Missy?" She purred into my ear. "Yes dear?" I murmured back. Before I could protest, not that I would. I was being tipped back with one of her hands buried in my hair her and the other arm around my waist pressing my body flush against hers. River crashed her lips on mine biting roughly at them, demanding entry, so I obliged. Our tongues fought for dominance neither of us willing to give in. There was nothing romantic about the kiss, it was filled with a raw need, and made fireworks explode within my pleasure centres. Everything disappeared except for River. Our feminine moans and growls filling the console room while we were lost on cloud nine.

But like everything enjoyable, it was over far too soon "Ehem" Oops I had forgotten about the Doctor, oh well.

River pulled away and set me back on my feet, "Wow" I sighed, while freeing my hair from what was left of my up-do, then picking up the pins River had discarded on the floor, tucking them into my pocket. Both of us grinning and panting like we had just ran a marathon. "I have missed that more than you can imagine Mistress" River panted out, somehow managing to keep her flirtatious tone.

"Oh Miss Song, I can imagine, I bet you screamed my name a few times when you were all alone in be-"

"Missy!" The Doctor stuttered out staring at us with his jaw nearly touching the floor. "Close your mouth, Doctor you are not a cod fish." I quoted Mary Poppins making River laugh. "Hang on! DOCTOR!" River chocked out, the word taking a while to register in her mind.

"Hello Sweetie" He drawled in the most flirtatious tone I've heard this regeneration use.

Quicker than a flash River was at the Doctor's side, walking around him, inspecting him.

"New Suit?" River asked.

"Yes do you like it?" The Doctor asked twirling for her. "I don't know yet, I've only seen the face" River purred using the tone that she usually reserves for me. "Well, we will have to do something about that." The Doctor batted back, sending shivers down my spine and making me soak my black lace underwear. Oh the possibilities. The Professor, The Mistress and The Doctor.

"Now that is hot" I purred while giving them both bedroom eyes. "What is?" The Doctor asked seemingly agitated that I'd interrupted his flirting. "My wife and my boyfriend flirting."

I murmured while gliding my eyes over the Doctor then River. "YOUR WHAT!" the Doctor managed to choke out, his Scottish accent more prominent due to his raised voice, and looking like he could pass out any minute. It was quite cute really. "My wife and my boyfriend" I said nonchalantly.

"RIVER! You're married to Missy? The Mistress? The Master? Lover of chaos?" How wonderful. He was freaking out. "Yes, I am Sweetie" She replied using the same nonchalant tone I used. "I did tell you that you reminded me of my second wife" River said in a faux innocent tone while batting her lashes, I laughed out loud at that one. "Oh Doctor, the look on your face" I cooed. "HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?" The Doctor cried while running his hands through his unruly grey locks. "Mmm Doctor, I do love it when you go all gruff and Scottish" I purred. River hummed in agreement making the Doctor go a bright shade of pink. "It's official silence is worse than a Scottish accent" River quipped making my thoughts revert back to just before River materialised.

"Doctor you never did manage to shut me up." I said in a low tone my accent bleeding through, as I sauntered over to the Doctor pushing up against him and pinning him to the handrail. I raised up onto my tiptoes, put my hand in his hair and tugged slightly making him close his eyes and growl letting me know he wants this as much as I do. So I crashed my lips to his letting out a sigh as he nibbled on my lower lip. He placed his hands on my waist roughly squeezed then glided down to cup and squeeze my arse, surprising me with his directness for the second time today, making a gasp escape my lips, granting him entry into my mouth. His tongue duelled with mine until I couldn't fight anymore. He won. After roughly eight minutes, our respiratory bypasses began to fail so we had to break apart for air. He didn't release his possessive grip on my arse cheeks I wasn't complaining though.

I raised my lips to his ears and in a sultry low whisper my voice thick with my accent and lust dripping from every word. "The Professor, The Mistress and The Doctor, imagine the possibilities."