(God's Gonna Cut You Down)
"The following contest is a Eight-man Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Poison, Ben Jones, Sara Lewis & Psycho X, THE SANGUINE COVEN!"
Fire exploded at the stage as Poison slowly came out with his disciples behind him. They slowly walked into the ring where Poison looked at the sky and outstretched his arms as everyone was silent with fear.
(Kitchen Intruder)
"And their opponents, first, from somewhere we don't care, he is the leader of Team Friendship, CHICKEN CRAB!"
The Ultimate Underdog got cheered as she arrived on stage with a stel chair that he used like a guitar.
(I Wanna Party)
"His partner, from Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, PEDRO!"
(I changed his name because Pedro Morales is the name of a wrestling legend)
Pedro arrived and got cheered as he joined his friend.
(Enter The Dragon Theme)
"Their partner, from Lima, Ohio, JOLK ICE LAKE!"
He joined his friends and showed some martial arts moves.
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams)
"And their partner, from the streets, THE HOMELESS DUDE!"
He arrived, carrying his grocery basket filled with weapons. The group made its way to the ring and got in their corner, ready to face the monsters.
Psycho X started while the rest of his team went in their corner as Homeless Dude used a trash can top from his basket to smash Psycho'x head a few times. He then applied a Piledriver to him with the pin.
"1!...KICKOUT!"
He tried to smash Psycho with his trash can top again, but this last one replied with a Superman Punch followed by a Tombstone. Dude rolled in his corner and tagged JIL in as Psycho went to tag Ben Jones.
The two men stood face-to-face as the crowd chanted: "GO TO HELL!" Ben tried to kick JIL, but he caught his foot and countered with a Step-over Spinning Hell Kick followed by a Superkick and a Rolling Thunder with the pin.
"1!...2! KICKOUT!"
JIL ran into the ropes for a Springboard Moonsault, but Ben caught him on his shoulders and applied his Hell's Pit (Running Powerslam). He followed with the Time to Die (Chokeslam) and Killshot (Curb Stomp).
JIL quickly tagged Pedro in as Ben went to tag Sara Lewis. The crowd chanted: "Sara's gonna kill you!" as Pedro told her: "I don't like hitting girls."
She kicked him in the guts and irish whipped him in the ropes which allowed him to perform an Handspring Enzuigiri to the side of her head. He then went on the apron and hit her with a Springboard Clothesline followed by the pin.
"1!...KICKOUT!"
He tried to apply his Side Suplex Backbreaker, but she backflipped and hit him in the face with her Death Strike (Superkick) followed by her Sitout Facebuster. She then waited for him to get back up before hitting her Dark Spell (Palm strike to an opponent's face) followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...thre-"
Chicken Crab quickly broke the pin and dragged Pedro back in his corner for the tag: he was now the only one standing for his team. Sara smirked before tagging in Poison which caused the crowd to cheer as he stood face-to-face with a clearly scared Crab.
The first thing Crab did was to kick Poison in the balls before proceeding to smash his head multiple times as the crowd counted:
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He then putted Poison in a corner and climbed the opposite one for a Coast-t-coast followed by the pin.
"1! KICKOUT!"
Crab was shocked as Poison kicked out despite the fact he gave him his best shots. He rolled outside and picked up a steel chair with which he tried to smash Poison, but this last one smashed his head through the chair.
He then hit Crab with a Discuss Clothesline before throwing him in the ropes for a Pop-up Samoan Drop. He then applied his Hellfire Bomb (Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb) followed by the pin.
"1!...2!...3!"
"Here are your winners, THE SANGUINE COVEN!"
They all stood victoriously in the ring as the lights turned dark.
"Oh my gosh! Team Friendship just got squashed! That's the only word!" Joey said.
"And that's only a pre-taste of what these guys are capable of! I see dark days in the way for UCW." Bobby said.