Chapter Ten: I love you
GM NASAI: Just a head's up. There is some sexy fun times in this chappie. You've been warned.
"I can't believe he's moving in with that asshole." Tony sighed despairingly as he plopped onto Steve. Steve had just enough time to put his cup of coffee down before Tony was cuddling him.
"I told you not to push too hard. You know how Peter is about rules and boundaries." Steve smiled, running a hand through Tony's hair. "Peter is more like you than you know."
"You don't see me dating an international criminal."
"Why don't you just try and be happy for them? I've never seen Peter like this. And though Wade isn't our idea of the ideal man he makes Peter happy." He really wasn't the ideal person but Steve could at least see and acknowledge that he was trying to be a better person for Peter's sake. Tony on the other hand was firm in his belief that Wade had bewitched their son.
"I'd be happy putting that foul-mouthed menace behind bars in the middle of the ocean. Or space. You think Quill will take him to the other side of the galaxy?" Steve flicked Tony's nose.
"Be nice. And no you can't kidnap Wade, Peter will know it's you."
"Why not you too?" Tony asked. Steve raised an incredulous eyebrow. "Yeah it was a long shot anyway."
"Just be glad I was able to convince Peter to stay in Manhattan."
"Not sure how much good that will do. He's still going to be living with Deadpool." Steve momentarily gave up fighting as the elevator opened and out stepped Peter and Wade.
"Hey dad! Hey pops! Just getting the last of the boxes." Tony grunted making Steve shush him.
"What's up Steve? Iron douche?" Wade flipped a peace sign. Tony's grumbling got more irritated.
"Hello Wade. Peter don't forget the box in the hall closet."
"Thanks pops." Peter pulled Wade after him to keep him from starting another argument with Tony. The last argument had involved half of Tony's Iron Man suits and the regrowth of a certain anatomy on Deadpool.
"You really should start to act like an adult Tony."
"Why do that?" Tony asked in horror. "I am perfectly happy with the way I am." Steve could only sigh before he went back to drinking his coffee.
"Is that the last box?" Wade asked later that night as he was closing their apartment door.
"Yeah it should be unless I forgot-" Peter started to rummage through a box while in a bent position. Wade's eyes were immediately and permanently glued to the round orbs of Peter's ass. No matter if he'd seen them in many different clothing pieces or in nothing at all Peter's ass was Wade's ultimate pleasure. "No I think that's everything."
"Fin-fucking-tastic! I do believe you owe me for hauling these heavy blocks all the way here."
"I was carrying more than you were." Peter reminded dryly.
"What can I say? I love seeing you use your super strength. Daddy likes." Wade dropped the box he was carrying to steal Peter's attention. "In fact I would really, really, really love it if we used some of that super strength right now."
"But we have work to do." Peter protested turning brown eyes at Wade. Usually one blink from those beautiful orbs could make Wade bend to whatever Peter suggested but when they were practically shouting the same volume of lust Wade had all reason and responsibility fled.
"You can top." One brief moment of hesitation and Peter was carrying Wade to the bedroom. "You better not hold back." Peter dropped Wade onto the bed with a smirk.
"Will do." Thwip. Thwip.
Wade's arms were webbed to the headboard a second later. Wade's eyes widened when Peter knelt down and started to kiss his lips. He eagerly returned his lover's kiss. The familiar heat that burned in Wade's chest and stomach returned with a vengeance. Peter's kisses were always like fire, but when he actually chose to dominate Wade that's when everything turned into a fucking inferno. In no time at all he was hard and wanting Peter to touch him.
Peter pulled back slightly making Wade grunt in annoyance that his arms were useless.
"You tease!" Wade whined instead.
"Don't worry. I'll take care of it." Peter promised before he jumped over Wade to straddle his waist. Wade starting to dry hump but Peter held him down. "I said I would take care of it. Just relax."
"Easy for you to say Pete." Wade gasped when Peter unzipped his hoodie and pulled his shirt up. Wade squeezed his eye shut when Peter's hips ground against his dick.
"Should I go slow? Or fast and hard?" Peter murmured in Wade's ear.
"Superhuman!" Wade growled. Peter's response was to literally rip Deadpool's pants off. Wade's dick twitched hard at Peter's show of strength. But instead of taking his boxers off Peter only moved back to straddle Wade.
"Calm down. I'm not done teasing." Peter answered Wade's questioning eyes. Peter leaned down and started to trail kisses along Wade's neck and collarbone.
"Ooh you're playing a dangerous game Petey." Wade whined as Peter bit a sensitive spot.
"You like it when I play dangerous games." Peter moved on down to Wade's stomach. Lightly kissing and sucking wherever he could. Wade's toes curled when Peter got to Wade's hips. Peter's tongue flicked out and trailed Wade's V.
"Peter!" Wade whimpered when Peter moved to his dick and started to breath warm air on the twitching cock. Wade's head dropped like a weight when Peter removed his boxers.
"Yes?" Peter brought his hand up to stroke Wade's balls. Wade's legs tensed when Peter's other hand slipped under Wade's butt and began rubbing his asshole.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
"I'll get there." Peter smirked. "I just want to suck on the lollipop first." And there went Wade's conscious mind as Peter sucked Wade's head into his mouth. Peter didn't go further at first, too busy enjoying teasing Wade. He did increase his strokes to Wade's hole which had Wade straining to spread his legs wider.
Peter pulled off when he felt Wade's balls tighten.
"Noo!" Wade cried snapping his head up to see Peter taking his clothes off. "Ooh me likey the strip tease Petey-pie. But will you please hurry the fuck up?" Peter crawled into position.
"Alright." He used a web to grab the lube on the nightstand. Despite Wade's urges to hurry up Peter was always careful to make sure he prepared Wade, if not fully than at least some so he didn't hurt the man. He inserted a finger into Wade's hole feeling it slightly loose. "You idiot, you were jacking off again weren't you?"
"Guilty." Wade chuckled. Peter rolled his eyes. Well at least he knew what had taken so long when Wade was using the bathroom earlier. Peter inserted three fingers feeling Wade's ass stretch. "Ooh that's the sugar." Wade groaned. Peter smiled as he wiggled his fingers deeper until he felt Wade's bundle. He pulled back before pressing in and catching Wade's bundle. Wade's gasp was reward enough.
Peter quickened his pace watching Wade's face as the talkative man gasped and groaned with every brush or push of his button. He was moving with Peter and soon enough Peter knew Wade was right on the edge. He pulled away. Wade groaned.
"Come on Pete! It was getting good!"
"Then this should make it better." Peter quickly lubed up his throbbing dick and lined up with Wade's ass. "Still want it hard?"
"Oh yeah." Peter nodded before he entered Wade in one quick thrust.
"Fuck!" Poor Wade didn't get to catch his breath before Peter started to slam into him. Moans and pants filled the air as Peter continued to wreck Wade's world and ass. Wade couldn't bother to give a shit about anything but his baby boy's dick rubbing every inch of his ass.
The fire between them increased when Peter started to massage Wade's dick trying to get Wade off before he did. Wade was pulling and yanking against the webs holding his arms as Peter stopped for half a second to pull Wade's leg up and over his shoulder before he continued to drill into the merc. Wade was half screaming now as Peter pounded against his prostate sending delicious shivers and tingles up Wade's spine to his already cloudy head.
Peter was having trouble focusing as Wade's ass was starting to tighten. He moved his hand faster trying to get Wade to come before he did.
"P-P-Pet…. c-cu-cumin'." Wade choked out.
"Come." Peter commanded. Wade threw his head back and yanked his arms as hard as he could, freeing them from the webs. Peter grunted loudly as he came inside Wade's clenching ass.
Peter fell onto Wade's chest too tired and dazed to think of moving or going anywhere. Wade's arms came up and cradled Peter as he came back down to earth.
"We need to do that again." Wade murmured.
"Not now." Peter grunted. "Too tired."
"Aw but what about a second round?"
"Maybe when I wake up." Peter offered.
"Deal." Wade agreed. "Go to sleep now Petey-pie. We have a long and hard day tomorrow. Emphasis on hard."
"Dork." Peter mumbled before he finally drifted off to sleep.
When Peter woke up it was predawn and he was still lying on Wade only he was a bit lower. Peter shifted slightly to look up and see Wade's still sleeping face. Peter smiled tracing Wade's skeletal structure with his eyes.
During the course of six months many things did and didn't change. The seasons changed as they inevitably did. People lived, people died, people changed and so did heroes and villains a like. But one thing that hadn't changed was Peter's infatuation of Wade Wilson. In fact it was a bit scary to realize that Peter would do absolutely anything to make Wade happy.
Of course Wade would do the same for Peter but Wade was always doing little things to make Peter happy and to feel special. Those little things never failed to make Peter's heart skip a beat and blush like a schoolgirl. It was a bit embarrassing actually, but he never asked Wade to stop.
"What are you thinking about?" Peter glanced up to see Wade's blue eyes staring at him. He could, would, and did drown in those eyes every time Wade looked at him. God he was such a sap.
"I'm wondering if you're up for another round. Me on top." Peter kissed Wade's chest while looking at the man beneath him. Wade grinned.
"You horny little spider." Peter smirked impishly before leaning up to give Wade a deeper kiss. Wade started to wrap his legs around Peter's waist once more when Peter's phone chimed. Peter and Wade looked over to see Tony's picture. Wade groaned while Peter pulled away. "And you wonder why I call him a douche."
"Shh Wade." Peter hissed. "Hey dad."
"Peter we're going to need your help. Mr. Fantasic was messing around with portals again." Peter put the phone on speaker as he got out of bed, looking for his suit.
"Aliens or unknown?"
"Alien. Hurry up."
"Can't we just call in? I'm sure they have reserves." Wade grouched. His morning ruined.
"Wilson, you to!" Tony's voice snapped before the call disconnected with a loud crackle.
"Hurry up Wade!"
"They won't die if we're thirty minutes late." Peter threw his Deadpool pants at him.
"No Wade. Get up or you're sleeping on the couch for a week."
"You wouldn't be able to sleep without me there to cuddle with you. Remember the last time?" Wade called the bluff. But he sat up anyway knowing Peter was glaring. "Fine." Wade and Peter grabbed the rest of their clothes and pulled them on in the dark before they webbed out the window to where sirens and screams were sounding.
Spiderman landed them a block from where the action seemed to be. The Avengers and half of the Fantastic Four were fighting against slimy purple monsters that seemed to go between jelly soft and diamond hard judging by the way Clint bounced against one before firing an arrow that shattered on impact.
"I may just forgive Tony for calling." Deadpool whistled watching a monster firm itself to look more humanoid and less blob-like.
"Get them away from civilians. And don't play with any of them." Spiderman ordered.
"But they look so squishy!" Deadpool chirped. Spiderman rolled his eyes before going into action. Spiderman swung over to a different part of the battlefield and started to web some of the more humanoid monsters. Two of them screeched before going back to being blobs.
"You look familiar, have I seen you somewhere before?" Peter wondered aloud. The blobs screeched before focusing on Peter's movements. "Oh that's right, you remind me of something Hawkeye once cooked."
Spiderman's comm crackled to life. 'It was an experiment!'
"It moved!" Spiderman protested doing a complex move to web the blobs once they had hardened. Once they were in a cocoon Spiderman kept a close on to make sure they didn't get out. The cocoons moved and squished but thankfully held tight.
'At least I'm not wearing the wrong shirt kid.'
"What?" Spiderman looked down to his shirt. Only instead of the familiar red, blue and black designs he was looking down at a red and black shirt that was obviously, "Deadpool!"
'Yes honey bear?' Deadpool's voice came through loud and clear.
"Give me my shirt back!" Spiderman dodged a blob in the nick of time.
'Sorry no can do.' The glee in Wade's voice was enough to grate on Peter's nerves.
"Why not?"
'We're fighting against Blobs my sweet Spidey. Taking off our clothes would be irresponsible. And besides, I look damn good in your shirt.'
Spiderman didn't need to be psychic to know that the laugh he heard was Clint dying one street over.
'If you keep laughing you're dead. I won't save you Barton.' Nat's amused voice came on.
"Great." Spiderman groaned. He focused on getting rid of as many Blobs as he could before Tony's voice came on.
'Got the portal working again. It's closing.' Spiderman sighed in relief once the blobs had turned tail. They didn't make it far as S.H.I.E.L.D agents arrived and scooped them up.
'Spidey you still there?' Came Deadpool's panting voice.
"Deadpool where are you?" Spiderman asked looking around. He stopped once he saw the blue and red shirt. "I see you." One quick webbing and he was airborne.
"Where?" Deadpool looked all around before Spiderman landed right in front of him. "Oh hey, Petey-poo."
"Give me my shirt back quick." Spiderman ordered pulling Deadpool down an alley.
"But you look damn good in my clothes. Might have to put you in more of them when we get home." Wade snickered when Peter smacked his chest. They quickly switched shirts.
"Remind me why do we have similar styles?"
"Beats me. You did copy me."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"Did not.
"Did too."
"Did not infinity."
"Damn. Such a sore loser." Deadpool pouted.
"Yes you are." Spiderman snarked.
"That's it, I have taken one too many insults. You shall have to be punished." Deadpool cried.
"You can't punish me without punishing yourself." Spiderman said full of confidence.
"You think so do you?" Spiderman did not like the sound of that. Wade pulled Peter's mask up halfway and gave the hero a deep kiss that reminded Peter of all the sinful things Wade could and would do to him in private. Peter had just returned the kiss when his comm sparked to life.
'Will you two quit trying to swallow each other? We have clean up duty.' Tony's voice barked. Peter jerked away from Wade who muttered about Tony's 'iron dildo stuck up his ass.'
'Be nice Tony.' Steve called. 'Local law enforcement is here.'
"We can start this back up later." Peter said pulling his mask down.
"Damn right we are." Deadpool promised. "And you shall beg for mercy." Peter smirked.
"I better."
GM NASAI: I am honestly so sorry about not updating sooner. I finished the chapter... last month? I posted on AO3 but that was all I had time for at the moment and I've been trying to update to Fanfiction but I was either in a rush or too lazy to move. It was pathetic. But I hope you all enjoyed the last chapter to Hero Auction. I want to thank everyone who read, reviewed, favorited, or followed it meant a lot to me. I might post a new story with this pairing but for now it's all speculation. See ya!