"What in the hell is this?" Thomas yelled. Tweek and Craig bolted upright immediately. Tweek twitching frantically, while Craig tried to formulate a sentence.
"Well?"
"Um…Tweek came over after work and we fell asleep?" Craig tried hoping it was convincing enough for his dad to stop being so angry.
"I told you, you were grounded didn't I? I did. I remember. That means no visitations! End of discussion! You just added another week of no truck privileges." Thomas crossed his arms over his chest waiting for a response. "But Dad! We were just hanging out here. We didn't go anywhere!" Craig tried again. He really didn't want to lose more time. The longer he was without being able to drive the less amount of stuff him and Tweek could do.
"Is that true Tweek? Did you only stay here?"
"Y-yes sir." Tweek mumbled trying to make himself as small as possible.
"Fine. I will let it slide but when I say you're grounded I mean no visitations period. Not here. Not at his house. Not around town. Nothing. Understood? Tweek go home."
Tweek bolted out of the bed giving Craig a sideways glance as he made his way to the door. Thomas moved to the side to let him out, then closed the door behind himself. He wanted to have a little talk with his son.
"There was no funny business? Right?"
Craig flushed red but tried his best to hide his embarrassment. "No Dad we did not have sex."
Thomas sighed in relief, "Good. I didn't want to have that kind of image in my head. Not that it's weird for boys your age to be doing that. It's just you're still my boy and I like to keep you innocent." Craig's face flushed even darker crimson. "But if you do want to engage in that sort of thing I want you to use condoms and research safe gay sex ok? I don't want you to get hurt or for you to hurt Tweek by not doing it right."
"Dad. Enough. Please. I don't want to share my sex life with you." Craig looked at his lap trying not to make eye contact, "Besides, we won't be having actual sex for a while. We just started dating recently. What kind of guy do you think I am?"
"A smart one! I'm going to tuck your sister into bed. Night Craig."
This situation could not get any worse, could it?