Ch. 17 Started In A Closet

Hey everybody here is the new chapter! It's a little long and will be a little cliffy at the end. I decided to break the senior trip into two chapters. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park

Also, yay the new season starts tomorrow! Who else is stoked for that? :)

The drive to the school was quiet. No normal person would be up at this time on a Saturday. When we pull to the school I notice that we must be some of the last people to show up. Fucking assholes are way too excited to go camping…I hop out and grab Tweek and I's shared duffle bag.

"Hey about time you guys showed up!" Clyde yelled excitedly with Bebe slung around his arm.

I glare at him, he knows I hate mornings, "We're ten minutes early. It's not our fault you losers are too early."

"Oh Craig! You know it'll be fun! Why are you acting so moody?" Bebe chimes in like I could give a fuck what she says.

"Come on, we can just get a spot on the bus before all the good ones are gone." Tweek pulls my hand and leads inside the yellow monstrosity. As soon as we walk up the steps Kenny is already on us.

"Hey guys! We saved you spot in the back with us!" He's beaming. Something good must have happened or maybe he's so used to his paper route he doesn't feel the effects of getting up before the sun.

Tweek and I sit down in front of Kenny and Butters. Why are they sitting together? Whatever. Stan and Kyle are to our left, Cartman is sitting behind them taking up enough room for two with his fat ass. But hey at least they aren't fighting this morning.

The rest of the class board the bus. I notice that the goth kids aren't here. That must be why Stan is sitting with Kyle instead of Henrietta. I kind of want to ask Stan why they didn't come but Tweek fell asleep on my lap and I don't want to wake him up by moving.

An hour goes by, most of the people on the bus seem to be asleep, when I feel my phone buzz in my sweats pocket. I carefully slip it out trying not to wake up Tweek.

'Hey guess what.'
-Kenny

I knew it. Something has had to of happened for him to be so God damned chipper this morning.

'What?'
-Craig

'I said guess asshole.'
-Kenny

'Fine. Did you get laid? Or does it have to do with Butters?'
-Craig

I don't get an immediate response but when I turn around I see Butters curled up against the window and Kenny furiously typing away at his keypad. Great I'm going to get a fucking novel.

The text message finally floods in about five minutes later.

'So ya know how Butters had that college douche boyfriend?! IDK if you knew it but he dumped Butters like a week or so ago and like he came to me. ME! He was all upset and shit and like yeah. So now he's been having me over and stuff since and like he was sad ya know? I didn't really know what to do so I just kind of did the whole it's ok Buddy stuff. After it was over we had a hella gay moment like cheesy ass movie moment and like HE TOTALLY FUCKIN KISSED ME DUDE!'
-Kenny

'I could die I'm so fucking happy. But I don't want to cuz we're going on the trip so that would totally blow.'
-Kenny

I'm honestly surprised. I didn't think that Kenny actually liked Butters that much. I kind of suspected like some interest or whatever but not enough that this fucker is gushing like a damn annoying ass school girl right now.

'That's great. Just don't let him hear you sounding like a bitch. That'd be embarrassing.'
-Craig

I hear a gasp behind me followed by a hard kick to the back of my seat. Fucker. I raise my hand above the seat to flip him off before deciding to take a little nap myself.

"Dude! This is going to be so cool!" Stan's saying like a giddy school girl. Of course.

Clyde is quick to throw in his two sense, "Yeah man! Cuddle up by the fire with your hottie and tell ghost stories. This is going to be so awesome!"

Ugh…why do those two have to be so annoying? Nothing fun is going to happen. Mr. Mackey's here.

Tweek holds onto my hand tighter. Whether he's nervous about the ghost story part or the ax murderer vibe of teenagers camping out here, I'm not sure. He's been a little on edge since he woke up on the bus. Can't blame him.

"M'Kay students! Now that we're here the first thing I would like you to do is find tent partners. Four people to a tent and no co-eds! M'Kay, Once you do that you can check a tent out from me and get it set up."

Kenny and Butters decided that the four of us should tent up together, which is fine, if a certain someone keeps his dirty dick in his pants, we are all going to be fine. I don't want to be kept up all damn night because of him trying those activities.

Fuck. I already hate this. I have no idea how to put this shit together. Kenny looks unsure too.

"I got this." Tweek says as he picks up some of the rods and connects them together. Butters begins to do the same. We are sooooo lucky that they're good with their hands or this would be pathetically embarrassing.

"I'll help you Tweek! My dad would be awfully sore at me if I didn't remember what I learned in scouts. I'd be grounded for sure!"

Wait. I thought Kenny was in the scouts too?

"Good thing you remember Buttercup! All I can remember from scouts was that one buzz cut guy that made us take pictures for him."

Once the tent was hung, Kenny and I started to hammer the spikes into the ground to make it seem like we actually contributed a little. We threw our bags and sleep mats into the tent before going back over to Mr. Mackey.

"M'Kay! I've got Butters, Tweek, Kenny, and Craig in a tent. Kyle, Eric, David, and Stan in another tent. Clyde, Token, Jason, and Jimmy in one together. Bebe, Red, Wendy, and Annie in another. Asian Girl 1, Asian Girl 2, Asian Girl 3, and Asian Girl 4 are in one. Millie, Lola, Heidi, and Lisa in one. Asian Girl 5, 6, 7, and 8 in the last. M'Kay is that everyone?"

Everyone acknowledged that it was.

"M'Kay great. Wendy would you go over the list of activities for our time today?"

"Ok everybody! We start our activities with a mile hike through that path behind us. After that we have a two hour block at river we hiked to. We hike back and that puts us at around 2. You have free time to hang out or go explore before we start dinner at 5. If you do go explore though you need to take your cellphone and alert Mr. Mackey before you leave. After dinner we will get the fire pit going and tell stories. Around 8 or 8:30 we will go to the clearing that's just over that tree line and stargaze. After that it's lights out. We will depart tomorrow morning at 9 to go home. Are there any questions?"

Fuck this is going to suck so bad.

We finally get to be back at the campsite for some time to ourselves. I tell Kenny that Tweek and I are going to take a nap so he won't bother us. I just feel like I haven't been able to be close to him at all this whole time. I lead him inside the tent and lay down on the far left side giving him the center. We lay there for a little bit. I'm not really sure how long. We're just wrapped up in each other.

"Hey babe, how you holdin' up?"

Tweek fidgets a little bit, "I'm fine right now. It's still day time…I'm just kind of worried about tonight I guess." He's cute when he's nervous.

"Wanna distraction?" I smirk at him with the sexiest face I can, at least I'm trying to be anyway. He's smiling up at me so it must be working.

Tweek leans up and kisses me. I immediately deepen the kiss slipping my tongue inside his mouth causing him to let out a small whimper. He's pulling me to hover over the top of him, his hand sliding under the hem of my shirt. I start to trail kisses down his jaw and suck on the spot right behind his ear earning a long moan. Right as I'm about to suck at his collarbone a loud yell startles us out of our make out session.

"Leave me alone!"

It sounded like Kyle. God Dammit! What happened now? Tweek and I fix our appearance and pop our heads out of the tent to see Kyle storming out of a tree line and into the camp area.

"No! Will you just shut up and listen Jew!?"

Fuck. Those assholes are fighting again. I swear, I have no idea why the hell Kyle puts up with his shit. I mean we're in our last year. He could wait a few months until we go off to college and find some hot college guy to hook up with, but no. He stays with that fat prick.

"I can't believe you did that!"

"Hell maybe if you'd put out I wouldn't have to do shit like that! You know I love you but damn. I have needs ya know!"

"Fuck you!"

No one dared to talk to him at that moment, not even Stan. His face was red and puffy. Shit. Cartman made him cry again.

Tweek and I glanced at each other. We decided to go after him. Kenny must have had the same idea because he followed us while dragging Butters with him. It took the four of us a minute to find him, but once we did it wasn't a very pretty sight.

You couldn't hear his cries but his face was in obvious pain. Tear tracks streaked his face, snot began to drip from his nose, and his eyes were so red that they made the green of his irises appear to glow. Kenny plopped down next to him and slung his arm over Kyle's shoulders. "Hey man, you ok?" He didn't respond, just laid his head on Kenny's shoulder.

I start to feel awkward just watching the scene unfold, so I sit on his other side pulling Tweek down with me.

"Hey Kyle? You know we're you're friends right? You can tell us what Eric did." Butters tried.

After a minute of silence he finally found his voice, "He…h-he uh…he was sexting somebody…I found the messages on his phone!" Kyle said between hiccups.

"Do you know who with" I ask, urging him to continue. I feel like I need to know, then maybe Stan, Kenny, and I can go fuck him up.

"Wendy!" He starts to sob harder.

Fuck. We can't do shit! Well maybe I could convince Kenny to beat the shit out of Cartman with me still.

We stay with him for a while longer. None of us are talking. Tweek's squeezing the life out of my hand. I know he's getting nervous and uncomfortable. It's getting about that time that we have to get back for dinner. We need to pull him together enough to go back.

"Hey man, let's go back. I'm sure Stan's got a fire going by now." Kenny tries. "Besides, if we don't go back now Mackey will be mad at us for skipping out on dinner." Surprisingly Kyle stands with him. Kenny takes his hand and leads him up the path back to camp with the rest of us in tow.

Once we make our way back to the camp Kyle sits down next to Stan and uses the larger boys shoulder as a make-shift pillow. Kenny and Butters sit with him. Dinner is short and boring. Just some hotdogs and bags of chips. Once it started to get dark Stan made the fire a little bit larger and we all gathered around it, well except Mr. Mackey. He was in his tent talking on the phone with somebody.

"I think we can start with ghost stories now if that pleases and sparkles with everybody?" Wendy chimed in. Fuck her. She can shove her sparkles up her skank ass.

"Yeah! Me first! Me first!" Clyde bounces as he yells out in his seat.

"Ok if you want to we can do that" Wendy confirms.

Tweek squeezes my hand tightly and huddles closer. Great, so it begins.

Hey everyone! Thanks for reading! Also, in case you were wondering about the asian girls' names. I tried to find the names but all I could get was that they were labeled as asian girl 1-8, so maybe in the next season we can find out their names to the faces or something. I did see something about 2 names but I wasn't sure how reliable the info was. If anyone knows their names that would be helpful!

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