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Chapter 18

After Clyde went on and on about the Hash Slinging Slasher, Stan decided it should be his turn. He ended up telling some weird story about some stupid shit that his girlfriend and the other goths did. What the fuck is he even talking about?

"So where are they anyway?" I ask him.

"Oh they didn't want to come with all the quote conformists, so they decided to stay home and conjure up Poe again." Ah so something stupid. Great.

"Alright fag let someone with a real scary story go now." Cartman chided.

"Ok you guys let an expert story teller give you one. Hmmm…but what kind of story should I tell? Any suggestions? Oh what about you Tweek, I see you seem to be already shaking, what do you think we should go with?" Cartman asked with a stupid smug look on his face.

I squeezed Tweek's hand for reassurance. This prick better not give him nightmares tonight. "How about you just fucking pick one and leave him alone?" He's already fucked with Kyle, he's not messing with Tweek or I really will kick his ass. Suspension be damned.

"Ah come on sour ass, it's just an innocent question. Why don't you let him answer for himself."

Tweek is starting to look more nervous by the second, "I-I uh I d-don't care."

"Sure, sure, hmm I guess I could tell this one about the serial killer at a campground not too different than the one we're at now. What do you think of that Tweek?"

"Dude, lay off! He's obviously been nervous all week about staying the night out here. Don't make it worse by telling a story like that. That's not cool." Stan says in his defense.

"Fine, Fine. Whatever, it's not my fault he's a pussy. Let's see how about this. It's the legend of Freddy Krueger."

I don't wait for him to continue, I know that he's just trying to bait Tweek and freak him out. I pull Tweek along with me and back to the tent. It's already close to lights out anyway. He follows me without question and immediately pulls me into his sleeping bag once we get into the tent.

"Thanks Craig." It's muffled by my shirt but I can still hear him.

"I just didn't want you to get nightmares babe. It's fine. Besides, I'm kind of tired already." I leaned down and kiss his forehead.

"Me too, wanna just share a sleeping bag?"

"Yeah we can that fine. I'll unzip mine and we can use it like a blanket, ok?"

Tweek agrees and we go to bed.

I wake up to Tweek drooling on my shoulder, lovely. I lay in the sleeping bag a little longer, not quite ready to get up. I look over to where Butters and Kenny are supposed to be and find Kenny gone. I wonder what he's doing? I shift slightly so that I don't wake up Tweek and quietly leave the tent.

Wendy and Cartman are up and look like they're going over plans or something. I just want to beat the shit out of Cartman but I know I can't. I'll get suspended by Mr. Mackey and Kyle would be pissed. He better not try to make up with that fat prick. Kenny is sitting with Clyde and they look up to no good. Fuck…it's too early for them to be so hyped.

"Craig! Come here we gotta talk to you!" Kenny loudly whispers to me. It's more like yelling but whatever. I walk over to them and sit on the ground.

"What?"

"Dude, so like Bebe and I sealed the deal!" Clyde practically screams in my face.

I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

"I thought you guys were already dating?"

"We are! I mean, dude, I got laid!"

I'm honestly a little surprised. Not that Bebe is a prude because she definitely is not but just that Clyde would actually be able to score with her. As a real friend I've got to be completely honest, she's so fucking out of his league. It's a miracle he's kept her around as long as he has. He's not ugly or anything but I mean she's pretty hot and he's actually a huge dork.

"Um…that's great but why are you so excited? It was bound to happen eventually." I'm way too tired for this right now.

"Man don't be like that! Our little Clyde here has joined the non-virgin club. You should be happy for him. He scored with Bebe. His dream girl. This is a big step!" Kenny chimes in.

I sigh, "Well how was it then? Good?"

"Yeah! It was so awesome! She was the one who took control and everything!"

"Wait…did you bring stuff with you? Like did you know that was going to happen?" I have this bad feeling that my friend's dumbass is showing.

"What do you mean?" Clyde asks me confused. Fuck, yup his dumbass is definitely showing.

"I'm talking about condoms dumb ass!" I raise my voice, not like I meant to but his stupidity is kind of pissing me off this early in the morning. I always sleep in on the weekends.

"Um…no actually, do we have to?"

"Wait Clyde, you didn't tell me that part!" Kenny looks just as unnerved as I am right about now.

"Well I mean she…she was so in control I didn't even think about something like that. Do you guys use condoms all the time?"

"Well yeah dude. I've died from not using one once, I don't want to again." Kenny says.

They both look at me expectantly but I'm about to sound like a total hypocrite.

"Tweek and I were virgins when we started dating, so we've never actually used condoms. Not like we can get pregnant or something."

"But, not saying that it would happen, but if it did, what would you do if like you or Tweek or something slept with someone else and caught something? Are you ever worried about that?" Clyde asks.

What the fuck, "No! I've never cheated or even had the idea to do so and I know Tweek would never cheat either! He can't just have sex. He's just not that way. He would have to trust the person sooooo fucking much before he'd even think of that!" I'm about to get pissed. Why would he even ask that?

"I'm actually more stuck on the fact you said we. I didn't realize you guys switched. I thought you were the top?" Kenny says trying to bite back a laugh.

"Yeah sometimes, just more often than not I top. Why does that matter?"

"I just didn't expect it I guess." Kenny giggles.

"I'm not the weird one here, Clyde is. Why the fuck did you think having sex with a girl who's also been with other people without a condom was a good idea?!"

"I'm with Craig dude. You better make sure she was like on the pill or something or at least ya know been safe with the other guys." Kenny told him, "Anyway, I think we should go wake up the others. Mackey said we were leaving soon."

It's been a few days since the trip and Clyde is freaking out. I wouldn't blame him. He and Bebe got themselves in a stupid situation. He texted me Sunday wanting to meet up at Token's house. When I got there he told us that Bebe wasn't on the pill or anything but told him that she had had her period right before the trip, so they should be fine, which isn't the case and even though Token and I tried to explain that to him he's now nearly convinced himself that they are fine. She better get her period next month or so help me God. I will kick Clyde right in the balls for being such a dipshit.

Kyle and Cartman still haven't gotten back together, even though that piece of shit actually tried yesterday at lunch to convince him otherwise. Thankfully Kyle stood his ground and told Cartman to go fuck himself. It was soooo awesome.

I think Kyle is doing ok, at least, I want to think he is. He acts pretty normal at school except that sometimes he leaves if Cartman comes around. I understand why but I would rather have Kyle around than that fat piece of shit around. He hasn't been hanging out with anyone outside of school though and that's weird. He usually was always with Stan even if Cartman was around, so it's weird that he's not. I know Stan has a girlfriend but they don't hang out much other than the weekends because she likes to hang out and do weird shit with all her goth friends.

I'm worried about him but I don't know what to do about it.

Kenny and Butters apparently went on a date yesterday. According to Kenny they haven't done anything beyond a little light make out session but I'm glad. I don't want them to start getting all lovey dovey and fuckey and shit yet. It's still a little strange that they're together in the first place. Tweek says he had an idea that something was going to happen because of the way Butters had been acting toward Kenny before he told people about his break up with that college guy. I don't even remember his name. I think it was Bradley or something like that but I'm not sure. Tweek's always been more perceptive about people than I've been. Even if he's a little ball of nerves.

As far as Tweek and I know nobody else did anything during the trip. I think Cartman switched tents though. I'm not even sure about that. I'm just glad that the trip's over with.

"Hey Craig, you ok? You've been spaced out since we got to my room." Tweek asks me. He's laying on his bed watching TV. I guess I have just been staring at his bedroom wall for the past half hour.

"Yeah I'm fine just thinking about everything from this weekend."

He sits up to look at me from across the room, "Come lay with me." Of course I comply.

"What were you thinking about?" He's rolled onto his side so he can look at me.

"Just ya know. How much of a dick Cartman is to Kyle I guess and how much of a dumbass Clyde is." Wait…fuck I forgot he didn't know about Bebe and Clyde fucking. Whatever, he does now I guess.

"They had sex?! Really? On the trip!? Gross, did they at least leave the tent? I hope they did. I feel bad for their tent mates if they didn't." Tweek says with his nose crinkled up.

"Yeah they didn't do it in the tent but apparently they were stupid and didn't use a condom."

Tweek looks up at me confused, "So? We never use them?"

"Yeah but we've never been with anyone else and besides that Bebe is a girl. They should have used one!" I really did not want to be having this conversation with him right now.

"Do you want to use them?" Tweek asks me with a blush on his face. Is he embarrassed?

"I mean not unless you want to. I don't see the point in us using them. It's not like we've been with other people or could get pregnant or something ya know?"

"Ok good because I heard it feels better without them and I don't want us to start using them and then the sex not be as good." He's still fucking blushing. If he doesn't stop I might just take advantage of it.

"Are you saying I'm good at sex?" I smirk down at him. I'm going to push him a little more.

"Well…I mean…shut up! Of course you are. If you weren't we wouldn't do it so often." He says trying to hide his face. God he's so fucking cute.

I grab his face in my hands and pull him into the hottest kiss I can muster. He stiffens having been caught off guard but he quickly wraps his arms around my neck and pulls us closer together. "Do you want to…now?" I ask in between kisses. He doesn't answer just nods and starts kissing my neck and fuck does it feel so good.

I roam my hands under his shirt and start to lift it up causing him to shiver under my fingers. He separates from my neck so I can pull his shirt over his head and then does the same to me. Tweek's sucking below my ear now, it's already getting to be too much. His nimble fingers running down my sides and back up to my chest. I can feel it. This time he's going to be topping. I can tell by the way he's trying to hit all my sensitive spots like overwhelming me is exactly what he's trying to do.

He's kissing me again now slipping his tongue into my mouth occasionally. I run my hands through his hair and pull making him moan my name. His fingers finally finding the button to my pants and working them off. Tweek pulls back and takes his pants off, his boxers with them. He slowly pulls my boxers down and throws them into the corner.

I grind my hips up toward him squeezing my eyes shut hoping he'll suck me off. I think he can tell I'm getting desperate. He's somehow has gotten the lube without me noticing and is already warming it up between his fingers. I look down at him his face is so close to my dick if he just moves a little more…I run my hands through his hair and tug his face down a little to try to get the message across. He looks up at me with eyes blown wide, the iris nearly nonexistent in this moment. I've never been so turned on in my life. He smirks at me before running his tongue down the length, shit I'm going to come way too soon.

Tweek shoves two of fingers into me slowly thrusting them in. He's taking his time, sucking on my head. He starts to scissor his fingers and I don't think I've ever let out such an embarrassing noise. I'm going to lose it.

"Babe…just go…babe please." Biting my hand to try to hold back my moans.

"I don't want to hurt you? You sure?"

"Yeahh…babe please…"

He's kissing me again. I can't think clearly I know he's entering me I can feel it but I'm so overwhelmed I can't think straight. I know I'm moaning like a bitch but I can't help it. Tweek's moving in me so sharply.

"Am I…doing ok?" Tweek grunts out. "You feel so good Craig…" He shoves his head into the crook of my neck.

"Soooo good, babe, need…need harder."

He's picking up pace and I'm seeing white spot my vision the tight coils in stomach knotting up. I'm about to cum, everything's so good.

"C-craig…I'm gonna cum." Tweek's hips are losing rhythm but he keeps going faster. I feel him shudder against me and moan into my neck and I can't take it anymore. I cum hard between our stomachs. My vision whites out. I don't think I've ever came so hard in my life. I can barely breathe, I almost want to cry, everything's so fucking hot. I feel like I'm on fire. Tweek's catching his breath next to me.

"Was that…was that good?" He's asking me.

"Yeahh…that was sooo good. I think one of the best we've ever had." I curl into him not even caring about the smushed up cum between us.

"I love you Craig."

"I love you too Tweek." I wrap him in my arms and we fall asleep under his covers.

Gah! I'm so bad at lemons! I hope you all liked it at least! Anyway, don't forget to drop a review!