Here's the next chapter! I know it took a while to update and I'm sorry! I will try to be better. Anyway hope you like it.

Chapter 24

"Hey dudes! How's it going?"

Stan slings his arm around Tweek and I. He's already annoying me. He's obviously already been hitting some of the egg nog. I shrug his arm off and am about to tell him to leave us alone when Henrietta comes to our rescue instead.

"Stan, leave the yaoi wannabes alone."

"But Henri~ I'm talking to my friends." Stan whines back at her.

Henrietta grabs Stan by the collar of his shirt and drags him away saying something about getting away from all these damn conformists. Whatever. It gets Stan's annoying, drunk ass off our backs for a while. I'm looking around the party. Bebe and Clyde are sitting on the couch talking to Wendy and Heidi about something. It's obviously something girly based on the bored expression on Clyde's face. Sucker.

I see Kenny and Butters in a corner whispering to each other and being decidedly gross. God, why are they so damn affectionate? I guess they still aren't as bad as Heidi and Cartman were when they dated in grade school. That was the absolute worse. If I have to hear how apparently smart and funny Heidi is one more fucking time, I swear.

I look over and notice Tweek has decided to ditch me. That's cool, not like I wanted to talk to him anyway…asshole. Apparently Token's company is better than mine.

I notice Kyle leaning against a far wall and walk over to join him.

"Hey."

"Hey. Why are you by yourself?"

"Stan's drunk and Henrietta's here. I don't want a repeat of the last party I got drunk with him at."

Huh?

"What happened last time?"

Kyle noticeably stiffens.

"You can't tell anybody. Only Kenny knows besides Stan and I…he's actually still kind of mad at us I think."

"Ok…well what happened?"

He takes a long swig from his mug, "We got super drunk and ended up kissing a little bit…well maybe a lot a bit but that's beside the point. Point is we kissed and he hasn't told Henrietta yet and we were drunk and I feel guilty about it, so I'm staying away from him."

I laugh a little at that. I mean come on, what the fuck. That sounds like something those dumb asses would do when drunk. "How does Kenny know?"

Kyle glares at me, "It's not funny dude! Anyway, he's the one who found us and told us to sober up and go home before he kicked our asses."

I shrug, "Sounds like something he would do."

"OK GUYS TIME FOR GIFT EXCHANGE. CIRCLE 'ROUND!" Wendy's voice cut through the room.

I sigh pushing off the wall, "You guys fucked up."

Kyle starts walking with me, "I know dude, believe me, I know."

After everybody has opened their presents with Bebe and Clyde thanking everyone about a million and one times for getting things for the baby the party goes back to normal. Some of the girls are in the kitchen making gingerbread houses with Butters, the Goths are in the corner vaping and talking shit as per usual, while Token and David are setting up a bunch of shot glasses.

"What are you guys doing?"

"Boys Only Never Have I Ever." Tweek answers smiling up at me.

I raise my brow at him, "You don't like drinking though?"

He shrugs, "Like I'll be drinking a whole lot with a game like that."

I sit down at the coffee table next to him. Kyle's on his other side with Clyde.

"Kenny's grabbing Butters from the kitchen and then we're starting." Token says before sitting next to me.

A few seconds later Kenny is pulling Butters by the arm to the coffee table.

"So we just take a shot if we've done the thing that the person says right?" Butters asks before we start.

"Yeah just like that. I'll start." David says.

"Wait where's Stan? Shouldn't he be here too?" Tweek asks.

Kyle huffs with an annoyed expression, "He's been cut off. Mr. Can't Hold His Liquor is over there being baby sat by his girlfriend."

"Lame!" Clyde laughs causing the rest of the table to giggle.

"Ok like I said me first, never have I ever dated someone longer than a month." David says.

Everybody except David takes a shot.

Token goes next, "Never have I ever done drugs."

Kenny, Butters, Tweek, and I take a shot. Nobody seems surprised.

Shit. It's my turn…fuck I hate having to think up stuff for these games.

"Um…never have I ever made out with more than one person."

"Aww Craig that's so cute." Butters laughs after taking his shot. I flip him off.

"Fuck you. I'll return your Christmas present you little shit." He bursts into more laughter in response. Asshole.

It's Tweek's turn now, "Never…never have I ever been out of the country."

I sigh and take my shot as well David, Token, Kyle, and Kenny.

"Never have I ever had a girlfriend." Kyle says smirking. Tweek and I are the only ones who don't have to take shots.

"That was a cheap shot Kyle!" Token whines.

"Um…shit this is hard. Give me a sec I can think of something!" Clyde yells. After a few seconds his face lights up like he's got the best idea in the fucking world, "Never have I ever been taken advantage of by Cartman!"

The whole table takes a shot at that.

"Fuck you! That was low. I'm coming for you next round asshole." Kyle glares.

"My turn! My turn! Never have I ever been in a serious relationship." Butters says giggling.

Him, David, and Kenny are the only ones who don't have to take a shot.

"We're going to get really fucked up damn. Never have I ever been considered rich."

Everybody laughs when Token takes his shot.

David bounces in his seat, "Ok round 2! Never have I ever…gotten an STD."

Kenny and Kyle take their shots. Token leans over to the confused David, "Cartman being Cartman involving Magic Johnson. Long story."

Token goes next, "Never have I ever been considered poor."

Kenny sighs as the two of us take our shots.

"Never have I ever died." Because fuck it.

Kenny took his shot but when Kyle went to take a shot we all froze.

"When the fuck did that happen?" Clyde shrieks.

Kyle shrugs it off, "Cartman's fault. During Imagination Land bullshit."

Tweek stares at his lap for a second, "Never have I ever…failed a test."

"Ahh no fair!" Clyde whined as he took his shot.

Kyle looked at Clyde with venom, "Never have I ever knocked a girl up."

Clyde squawked in his seat, "Hey!"

Token cackles in his seat, "You had that coming man! Haha!"

"It's war dude!" Kenny laughs.

"Never have I ever had ginger hair." Clyde glares at Kyle.

"Never have I ever given a speech about how I learned something today!" Butters yelled.

"Dude! Why am I getting ganged up on!" Kyle shrieks.

Kenny is still laughing when he gives his next one, "Don't know but I'm not breaking the streak now! Never have I ever kissed my best friend."

Kyle face turns bright red, "Dude…"

At that moment the Goths happened to be walking by, "What was that?" Henrietta chimed in.

"Uh oh…um we gotta go right guys?" Kenny jumped to his feet grabbing Butters and motioning everyone away from the scene.

Tweek and I grabbed our stuff and bolted out the front door immediately. I was not about to be there for that shit show I tell you that. Lucky for us the party was at Bebe's house so it was only a couple of blocks away.

"Babe, Kyle is so fucked!" Tweek shrieks in my ear. "We should go help him! She'll kill him!" He's practically yanking my arm off.

"I'm not sober enough for that shit. Hell no! She'll kill us all. Nope. Nope. Not happening. Every man for himself." I look down and Tweek. He's a little drunk. No doubt about it. He can't help him either.

For his sake let's hope she's forgiving or we may be going to his funeral soon.