Chapter 27

Alright this will be explained more in detail later on but I hope you like it!


All Kyle could remember was showing up to Token's party. What he did in between waking now and arriving he had no idea. His temples ached, and eye blurred from sleepiness. The room he was in was definitely not his. Flopping back on the bed he noticed a few things he hadn't before. Not only was he in a tiny bed but also that he was not the only occupant of said bed.

Turning to get a proper look at the other person he immediately froze. Kyle rubbed the sleep from his eyes hoping that when he looked again that the person he saw was someone else entirely. When his eyes focused again he was sickened by the full face and brown hair that stared back at him. This was not happening. Eric Cartman was completely unaware of his surroundings. Sleep still taking him.

"Holy Shit!" Kyle screamed as he fumbled out of the bed.

Cartman woke from the scream groggily. Once he realized that Kyle was freaking out and rushing to gather his clothes, he became more alert. "Wait! Babe wait…I still want you. Just let me talk to you."

"No! No, no, no, no, no!" Kyle yelled again.

"Seriously! Ky wait!" Cartman jumped out of the bed.

Kyle back away from him, "No! Get away! You took advantage of me! I was drunk! You don't drink, that means you were sober and fucked a very drunk me! That's so messed up!" Tears streaming down his face.

"I didn't know you were drunk Kyle!"

"Bull shit."

Before he could break down completely he was out the door.