Eddy threw a frying pan on the stove and was beginning to make his way to the fridge when Edd walked around the corner, his hands passively linked behind his back as he watched Eddy, just as naked as he felt, bend over and look through the fridge. Edd moved to the stove and began opening a bottle of olive oil, and when Eddy turned around with the eggs he heard him say; "Hey, what's that?"

He noticed Eddy was holding butter in the other hand, and he shook his head. "It's much better with olive oil, Eddy."

Eddy gave him a look of confusion and looked over at the pan, watching the thick slightly green liquid ooze out of the bottle and make a small eerie pool in the frying pan that was beginning to sizzle to life. "Are you sure? It looks funky. It's green."

Edd squinted and smiled a little. "It looks like more of a yellow color to me, actually."

"Well, whatever you say." Eddy said, tossing the butter back into the fridge.

Edd looked over to a drawer that was closest to Eddy and pointed to it; "Eddy, can you hand me the spatula? It's in that drawer."

Eddy handed him the spatula and leaned against the counter beside him, his hips jutted back a little to keep his crotch from making contact with the freezing surface of the cabinet below. As Edd cracked the eggs into the pan, he kept stealing glances at Eddy beside him and smiling, and when Eddy noticed it he would return the same relaxed smile. The two basked in the comforting normality of being close and cooking despite the peculiarity of standing naked in the middle of the kitchen.

When Edd made a reach for a small bottle of seasoning, Eddy watched raptly. "What're you gonna put on 'em?"

Edd glanced over, a bit surprised. "Oh, just a little rosemary."

Eddy made a look. "Rosemary? You can put that on eggs?"

His surprised look grew into one of shock and he gaped at Eddy. "You've never had rosemary with your eggs? Why, you can put rosemary on anything! It's a seasoning."

Eddy rolled his eyes. "I know it's a seasoning, I just never—hey, that's a lot, now."

Edd giggled and capped the bottle of seasoning. "It's not too much. It's the perfect amount." Eddy stared skeptically at the green-flecked eggs while Edd slid them from the pan, transferring them to a plate. "Try it," Edd seemed proud of his creation as he held out a fork.

Eddy took the fork and sighed. "Well alright," he grumbled, leaning over to give the eggs a sniff to gauge the flavor of the seasoning before he shoved it in his mouth. He took a bite and focused on the flavor on his tongue. His expression relaxed. "Hey that's not bad…"

Edd clapped his hands together and grinned, watching lovingly as Eddy took a few more bites and hummed with approval. It hit him suddenly; a wave of adoration burst through him and he felt as if he were glowing from the inside out as he watched Eddy candidly enjoy his creation. His lower lip trembled a bit as his smile grew, and he relished in the prospect of reliving this particular moment every morning, as often as possible, for the rest of his life. He was snapped out of his daydream when a forkful of egg was shoved in his face.

"Here," Eddy offered nonchalantly, holding the fork up to Edd's lips. Edd giggled and reached up to gently hold Eddy's wrist as he accepted his offering. Eddy watched with intent; his smile dissolving as he focused on his throat, watching for him to swallow. Edd noticed the sudden change in behavior and swallowed slowly. The sound of the fork suddenly hitting the stovetop was loud, but before he could react, Eddy had grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him forward into a powerful, rosemary, eggy kiss.

Edd squeaked in surprise but the sound was immediately followed by a low, hungry moan, and he filled his palms with fistfuls of Eddy's hair. The kiss was broken momentarily as Edd grinned widely, and when Eddy's eyes cracked open and he noticed how happy Edd looked, he grinned himself. Edd's hands fell down Eddy's back and he raked his nails against his skin, pressing their lips together again, and again. Eddy hoisted himself up on his toes and pressed their bodies tightly together; one hand fastened on the back of Edd's neck while the other moved downwards to grope his buttock.

Eddy pushed Edd's body against the edge of the counter, where it pressed hard into his lower back. Edd reacted with a sharp shiver, breaking their bond with a loud shudder. "Apologies; it's very cold."

Eddy frowned, his brows knitted tightly together as he forcefully grabbed Edd's shoulder and spun him around. "It won't be for long." Edd made a noise of surprise as he was suddenly facing the other direction and his palm slapped on the top of the counter where the spatula lay innocently in front of him. With wide eyes he glanced behind him and was about to chew Eddy out about how him facing another direction wouldn't change the temperature of their surroundings, but his words were cut short as he felt a stiff rod pressing against his rear end, forcing him to bite down on his lower lip. His fingers automatically clenched against the marble edge and he uttered a needy whimper that made Eddy chuckle behind him. "The eggs… they'll get cold- Ah!"

Eddy had squeezed his member between Edd's cheeks and started a slow grind, holding Edd's hips with an iron grip. "I don't give a fuck about food right now, Double D."

Edd gasped with excitement and tried to shimmy his hips to match Eddy's pace but Eddy's grip kept him locked in place against the counter. "I-I don't understand Eddy; a mere fifteen minutes ago you didn't seem to care for lovemaki-Eaugh!" Eddy had bitten down on his shoulder, interrupting him yet again causing his entire body to stiffen.

"Don't ruin this, D." Eddy said darkly against his skin, sealing the bite with a large, wet kiss. Edd's face was flushed red from the intensity of Eddy's sudden actions, but he stared at the kitchen cabinet in front of him with confusion etched in his features. He fell silent, deep in thought, while Eddy slowly rocked against him.

Eddy moved his hands to grip Edd's cheeks, pressing them tightly on either side of his erection as he imagined what it would be like to be pounding his tight hole, to see his cock disappear between them and feel Edd's body wrapped around him. When he noticed Edd had fallen silent, he reached around to fondle him. He was surprised to find out that Edd was only half-erect. Feeling Eddy's hasty fingers wrap around him jerked Edd out of his train of thought and he gasped loudly, immediately reaching down to grab the assertive fist.

"Wait, Eddy…" He turned around to face his lover who looked at him as if he had no idea what was going on. Edd's eyes reflected a sadness that softened Eddy's passionate glare, and made him sigh and take a step back, crossing his arms over his chest.

"What is it." he grumbled.

Edd bit his lip and reached out to grip Eddy's arms, gently pulling them down until he could hold his hands and grip them compassionately. His lower lip jutted out and his eyes lit up with emotion. "I…" He choked up for a moment; it was still difficult saying it to Eddy's face, "I love… you…" After a relieved sigh, he continued; "and I would much rather discuss what happened earlier than engage in any further acts of intimacy with you. Can we please talk?"

Eddy clenched his jaw, his eyes casted downwards between them as he counted the tiles and tried to avoid understanding what Edd had just asked of him. "Can you be more specific?"

Edd was becoming annoyed, and it was more and more obvious as Eddy bided his time to dance around the issue. "Come now, Eddy." He stuck his hands on his hips, not buying his feigned perplexity. When Eddy refused to answer him as he waited, he gave a frustrated groan and his shoulders sagged. "When we were JUST in the shower together, you pushed me away and stated you'd rather abscond to the bed to make love, and yet here we are in the kitchen…"

Eddy rolled his eyes as a nervous grin tugged at the corners of his mouth. "If you wanna go to the bed you just had to say so."

Edd growled and clenched his fists against his bare thighs; "That's not what I'm—Ohhh you're not listening to me! Please!" His eyes started to water. "Just tell me what I'm doing wrong!"

Eddy's eyes widened and, in his shock, he took a step back. "What? You're not doing anything wrong. What are you talking about?"

Edd sniffled. The tears broke through and began streaming down his cheeks, and his shoulders trembled gently as he cried. "I just don't understand why…" his voice cracked, "-why we were able to be so intimate before, but now you get so nervous whenever I…" He fell silent, expression blanking as the last tear trickled down to his chin and he stared in utter revelation. Eddy's face soured and he gave him a look.

"I'm not nervous," Eddy said defensively, "obviously. I'm great at sex, what do I have to be nervous about?"

Edd wiped his cheeks and laughed dryly; he did not buy into Eddy's lies, but he still looked at him with endearment. He reached out to touch Eddy's face, watching the man flinch, and he nodded with complete understanding. "You're right. I don't know what's gotten into me. Why don't we go to the bed? It's too cold in here…"

"Yeah of course, babe." Eddy said charmingly, touching Edd's back as he started to lead him towards the bedroom.

Once on the bed, Eddy wasted no time in romancing his lover, and Edd relaxed on the mattress as he withheld his motives, allowing Eddy to do as he pleased. He inhaled sharply when Eddy started kissing his shoulder, running his tongue over where he had bitten him earlier. Edd moaned and placed his hand on Eddy's thigh, squeezing gently, encouraging. Eddy paused for a moment, and then moved to Edd's neck where he started sucking tightly at the flesh. Edd breathed heavily and his hand traveled further up Eddy's thigh as his other hand curled tightly around the edge of mattress, eventually reaching his rear where he dug his fingers into the skin. "You know, Eddy… I, ahhh, I do believe you have a natural talent for physical affection."

"Mmm," Eddy hummed against his neck before pulling away, "Ya liked that little move I pulled in the kitchen?"

Edd blushed deeply and giggled. His voice was small and quiet. "Of course I did, Eddy… I'm sure I would enjoy it more in a warmer setting such as this one…"

Eddy had moved on to pepper Edd's chest with hot, wet kisses. "That's… too… bad…" he said between kisses before looking up at Edd and cracking a smile. "I have a better idea, now." Eddy sat back on his legs between Edd's, and stroked his thighs as he looked down between them and grinned.

Edd stretched his arms behind his head and squeezed his knees against Eddy's body. "Is that so? Well, what do you have in mind?"

"Hm?" Eddy said absently, starstruck by the sight of Edd's erection. He wrapped his fingers around it; he could feel it twitch and harder further in his hand, and he relished the pleased noise Edd rewarded him with. When he glanced up, he could see Edd blushing terribly and, surprised at being observed, looked away nervously. Eddy smiled and tipped forward until he could lean on his elbow and knees above Edd. He began kissing him again while he massaged his palm along the length of his member. Edd moaned into the kiss and his hands gripped the pillow behind him fiercely, struggling to refrain himself. He was surprised when Eddy let go of his member and reach up to grab one of his hands.

"Touch me," he said against Edd's lips before guiding Edd's hand between them.

They moaned in unison as they kissed and stroked each other, gingerly shifting their hips into the movements. Eddy huffed as he moved to kiss Edd's cheek and back down his neck, leaving Edd to tip his chin back and moan with their sensual movements. Eddy whined pathetically and his hand picked up speed, bringing Edd's moans up another octave. "I love your dick, D…" he whispered into Edd's ear.

Edd couldn't hold back any longer and his other hand slipped from under the pillow to touch Eddy's neck, his back, his hair, whatever he could reach. He cried out when he felt Eddy's hand brush against his own, the tips of their erections grazing each other with a slickness that cooled quickly.

"Oh, heh, right; my idea…" Eddy chuckled as he sat up; Edd smiled widely when he saw how flushed and excited Eddy had become. Eddy settled between Edd's legs and threw Edd's hand to the side so he could grasp their swollen appendages together. Edd shivered at the sensation of being tightly pressed against both Eddy's cock and his hand. He looked down between them and marveled at the sight.

"Oh my lord," he said quietly, using his now free hand to touch Eddy's chest. "That's really… ingenious."

Eddy grunted pleasurably, slowly stroking the two rods in his hand. "Yeah," he replied breathily without stopping, "I've uh, always wanted to do this with you, D..."

Edd moaned, sliding his hand to the back of Eddy's neck where he absently rubbed the muscles as he focused entirely on the movements between them. Whereas they were previously only shifting their hips to the rhythm, now they were rocking against each other, practically humping Eddy's feverishly paced fist. Within mere minutes, their moans had escalated; they were panting and shivering with pleasure. Eddy's thumb brushed over the tips and found one of them to be dribbling, so he spread it over the two crowns and massaged the slippery slopes with his palm, expertly. Edd twitched and moaned loudly, and suddenly there was even more lubricant to spread around. Eddy was beside himself with lust for every single thing Edd would do. He bit his lip as he watched him roll his head back and moan, arching his chest out, the way he impatiently rolls the tip of his tongue over his gap whenever Eddy would slow the pace. And suddenly, there was even more lubricant.

"Oh, damn it…" Eddy paused with a frustrated growl. "Hold on, I'm uh…" his cheeks flushed a deep shade of red, he squinted with discomfort. "I'm, I'm really close."

Edd was maximally flustered at this point; "Oh, Eddy no, please don't stop… please," he sputtered impatiently between huffs, "Please, please…"

Eddy was a bit surprised and as Edd begged him to continue, he self-consciousness melted away and was replaced with pure lust. "Are you sure that's what you want?" Eddy asked confidently, squeezing his hand around them.

"Yes," Edd smiled bashfully, "please?"

"Mm," Eddy moaned as he started off slowly, "Well, since you asked so nicely…" His pace quickened a little, but it was still slower than before. Edd whimpered, grinding his teeth against his lip. He tried to compensate by rocking his hips but it still couldn't compare. Edd gave a flustered groan, feeling so overwhelmed with love that he, without even thinking about it, grabbed Eddy's face and kissed him boldly, passionately. Eddy immediately matched his enthusiasm with moans. His grip picked up speed, as well as their grinding. Edd moaned heatedly as he felt himself nearing orgasm. He broke the kiss and wrapped his arm around Eddy's shoulder as he buried his face in his neck. "Are you close?" Eddy asked huskily. Edd responded with a shaky, wavering moan and a quick nod. "I wanna see your face.'

Edd leaned away, looking at Eddy with the most embarrassed yet aroused look on his face. Eddy watched him smugly, but intently. He could tell when he was about to reach his peak when his moans became sharper and louder. With only a few seconds warning, Eddy looked down to see Edd's groin pulsate as his cock fired upwards, missing his nose by an inch. Edd unloaded all over Eddy's arm and hand, bucking his hips and crying out loudly with each string of cum. Eddy's hand glided over the thick, juicy coating and groaned loudly, instantly reaching his own peak. When he came, he shot Edd in the chest with each contraction, though neither of them noticed as they were writhing in pleasure. Just as Eddy's moans were dying down and he started to catch his breath, sweaty hands pulled him into a sloppy, energetic kiss with an excessive amount of tongue. He made a noise of surprised but then returned Edd's embrace by placing his hand on his side. He had forgotten how soiled his hand was. Edd pulled away from the kiss and looked down at the goop strung between his waist and Eddy's now raised hand.

"Oh, sorry." Eddy said quietly, still breathing heavily and red in the face. Edd did not respond. Instead, he continued to kiss Eddy as if nothing had happened. He rolled them over so Eddy lay on his back and he was on top, smooshing their leftovers together between them. He nuzzled Eddy's shoulder.

"I wish I could stay like this forever." Edd said wistfully.

Eddy grinned. "Well, I don't have any plans… do you?"

Edd giggled cheerfully, but was interrupted by a loud sound of an engine revving. It was Eddy's phone. They both glanced over at the phone, then at each other. Eddy's relaxed expression soured into that of a scowl. "Get it for me, will ya?"

"Sure," Edd replied brokenheartedly. He leaned over and grabbed the phone off the bedside table. Eddy checked the message, which read: "come in now or your fired." His scowl deepened and he sighed angrily, glaring at the offensive letters on his phone screen. "You have to go in?" Edd asked quietly, afraid of the answer.

Eddy pursed his lips for a moment. "Nah, it's just a wrong number."

He quickly typed a response and sent it promptly, without a second thought; "Go to hell." He tossed the phone to the floor and fell back into the soft mattress, where Edd wrapped around him and hummed happily. "I hate my job," he said grouchily, glaring up at the ceiling.

Edd studied his sour face with a concerned look, brushing the hair away from his face in an attempt to soothe his worries. "Why don't we crack open a bottle of…" Eddy glanced at him warily, but Edd caught himself, "tonic water, and watch a documentary together or something?"

Eddy smirked, "Or how about beers and an action movie?"

At the same time they gasped and pointed at each other; "Colas and a drama!"

"Good truce," Eddy grinned and nodded with approval.

"A fine settlement if I do say so myself." Edd agreed with a smile.