The ghostly pet

Seriously

The next morning

"I can't believe this! We could have wished her back to normal" Ember said while she looked down at Desiree, who was currently in her human form as she sat down and watched them.

"Desiree! I wish for you to return normal!" Danny said pointing at her

"Nothing happening…." Ember mumbled staring at Desiree who simply yawned at them.

"Maybe it did," Danny said raising a brow

"Wouldn't we see green smoke or something?" Ember asked waving her hand in front of Desiree's face.

"Roll over," Danny said. Danny sighed when he saw her lay on the ground and rolled on the ground, she quickly sat down and waited for her next order.

"Clearly that didn't work," Ember said sighing in frustration, "Gosh! I just want to have sex with you!"

"Relax, Ember," Danny said laughing slightly as he held her hand, "You can wait can't you?"

"Not for long," she said crossing her arms

"Okay, okay, chill," he said and smiled at her, "Now….. let's find out why this wish thing didn't work"

"Okay... Last time you made a wish was right after she lost her memory, right?" Ember asked looking at him.

"Yeah," he said nodding his head

"Maybe she can't understand us? Or she can't process the same way when she was a human?" Ember mumble while she thought of a possibility.

"Okay….. so, how are we going to make her understand us?" Danny asked while Desiree lay down.

"I don't know? Ask Cesar Milan?!" Ember said waving her hands in annoyance

"Funny," Danny said rolling his eyes

"What?! He trains dogs and Desiree is a dog!" Ember said pointing at her with her hand.

"We're not calling Creaser Milan," Danny said shaking his head slightly. Desiree lifted her head and smiled at them, she quickly got up and ran towards her leash. She quickly returned and sat down holding the leash in her mouth, she wiggled her butt and waited.

"I guess we can walk her and think," Danny said taking the leash from Desiree's mouth and attached it.

"I guess" Ember sighed as she took the leash from Danny's hand.

"Let's go," Danny said taking Ember's hand. Danny opened the door for her as the two left, he closed the door and quickly caught up to her. He held Ember's hand once more as the two walked around the streets of Amity Park, he sighed and watched Desiree in her human form sniff a tree.

"Hurry up" Ember mumble while she watched Desiree sniff the ground. Ember sighed and notice a cat up head, she looked down at Desiree who quickly notices. "Don't you dare!" Ember said as he eyes twitch, seeing Desiree growl at the feline.

Desiree growled some more and quickly ran towards the cat, dragging Ember on the other head of the leash. Ember shouted as she was drag and thrown like a rag doll, as Desiree followed the cat up a tree.

"STOOP!" Ember shouted as she hit the tree once Desiree stops, "UGH!"

"Ember!" Danny shouted running towards her, he kneeled and notice a large red circle on her forehead. He smirks and tried to hold back his laughter, he couldn't help himself from the funny scenery. Seeing Ember being drag by Desiree as she chased a cat, and having Ember hit a tree while Desiree used her as a stepping stone to catch the cat.

"Are you laughing?!" Ember asked holding her forehead and seeing Danny covering his mouth, "Danny!"

"N… no…." he smirked and cleared his throat slightly, hoping it would stop him from laughing.

"Dick!" Ember shouted and hit his crotch hard.

"AH!" Danny shouted and held his balls as he rolls on the ground, he groans and lifted his head slightly to stare at her.

"Come along, Danny," Ember said innocently as she got up and dusted the dirt from her clothes.

"Ugh…." He groans as he managed to get on his knees but still held his area.

"Hurry," Ember said smirking as she held Desiree's leash; Danny groan slightly and stood up, he sighed and followed Ember home. They returned home and let Desiree go, she quickly fetches a ball with her mouth and drops it in front of them.

"Not now, Desiree," Danny said waving her off, "We have to figure out how to change you back"

"I still say, Cesar Milan!" Ember shouted from the kitchen

"We're not calling him!" Danny shouted back and rolled his eyes, "We need some type of power… or spell that will allow us to speak to her?"

"What about Clockwork?" Ember asked as she ate an apple, "Doesn't he have spells and stuff like that?"

"I suppose we could ask him," Danny said thinking slightly, "We haven't tried that method"

"Okay! Let's go!" Ember said throwing her apple away and taking his hand, "Come on!"

"Calm down, Ember," Danny said while being dragged by her, "We can wait, can't we?"

"NO! I'm tired of having Desiree here and her big boobs flopping around!" Ember said squeezing air boobs as she glared at him.

"They're not floppy, Ember," Danny said carelessly and clearly not realising his wrong choice of words.

"EXCUSE ME?!" Ember shouted with her hair flaming slightly, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Danny's eyes widen in horror as he realised his mistake, he quickly covered his mouth and shook his head frantically.

"I didn't mean it!" he said in a panic and quickly covered his crotch, "SORRY!"

"Why are you staring at her boobs?!" Ember shouted and glared at him as she punched his chest.

"Sorry!" Danny said rubbing his chest slightly, "Please don't kick me…."

"Keep your DAMN mouth SHUT about her tits! And STOP staring at them!" Ember shouted and walked away from him.

"Y….. y….. yes... Ma'am…" Danny mumbled in the smallest voice ever heard. Ember smiled and crossed her arms, she couldn't believe the Great Danny Phantom, who fought the greatest evils such as Dan or Pariah Dark! Could be so easily taken down so easily by his girlfriend and her temper.

"Coming, babe?" Ember asked sweetly

"Damn she scary….. I better shut up" Danny nodded and took Desiree's leash, he followed Ember outside as the two headed towards Clockwork's realm.

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