Hey, I'm back with the rest of Commando App. Sorry for splitting it in two. Anyway, enjoy! R&R.

Previously. . .

"Leave him alone."

"Oh, the new girl thinks she's a better fighter than me!"

"ROAR!"

"Um, I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think Spike's back."

"Spike!"

"In the face of an imminent threat, Chase's Commando App acts up and Chase becomes a fearless brute I like to call Spike. It's like fight or flight, except I took out the flight part, cuz useless. And I replaced it with the testosterone level of like a tasmanian devil, wolverine, shark, lion hybrid, that's mad."

"Don't EVER go into Commando Mode again!"

"Oh there's Trent, I should probably go apologize."

"Send him a greeting card, it's so much more personal."

"Look the teenagers cut up my food into tiny pieces; I'm eating a turkey burger with a straw!"

"Hey! New kid!" Principal Perry shouted at Chase. Okay, now she was bugging us. "Come here!" Chase scrambled up to her nervously. I stood up and stood behind him reassuringly. "Do you know what happens when my football players get humiliated?" Chase looked like he was scared silent. "NO! You don't! Because my football players DON'T get humiliated!" Chase leaned back a bit.

"They look humiliated to me," Adam said, referring to a janitor taking some garbage away and knocking Trent and one of his friends on the head with it.

"Shut up, Adam," I snapped. Adam continued to suck at his food. Chase looked a bit freaked out.

"I know what team spirit is about, because I was the jammer on the North Pacific Roller Derby Championship team!" Principal Perry began bowing to an imaginary crowd that obviously wasn't there and probably never would be.

"Quite an accomplishment," Chase stammered.

"Yea," I agreed. I admit it. This woman was freaking me out.

"DON'T MOCK ME, SQUASH FACE!"

"Okay, Perry," I interjected. "No one is going to talk to my boyfriend that way." Chase pulled me back and I stood next to him scowling.

"My career ended when trash talkers like you two got inside my head, and I wiped," Principal Perry continued. "One zebra called it the most single-bodied collision she'd ever seen."

"I'd crash too if I saw a talking zebra," Chase joked. I face-palmed. My boyfriend knew nothing of sports.

"She means referee," I whispered.

"IT'S A REFEREE! YOU DESK DONKEY!" Principal Perry got in Chase's face. Chase leaned back far.

"Hold it there!" I ordered. This woman was not going to treat us that way!

"Trent told me what you did at breakfast," she told me and Chase. "You will not undermine the moral of my team!"

Okay, first, was I getting ignored, and second, moral? "Moral? What moral?" I jutted in. Probably not the best time to though.

"Shut it, pretty face," Prinicipal Perry shouted at me. "Evacuate this table," she ordered my friends and I. NOW!" Adam, Bree, and Leo scramble up. I jumped back a bit. Why did her breath smell like sardines?

Suddenly, Chase leaned forward and began acting weird again. "Watch who you're talking to Sport's Bra. I bet you panicked, threw yourself off the course and blamed the other team for your weakness."

I stepped back to where Adam, Bree, and Leo were standing. Adam looked up at the ceiling. "Do you think this Spike thing has gotten a bit out of hand?" Leo asked Bree and I.

"He might have crossed the line at sports bra," Bree informed.

"Oh, yeah!" I agreed.

"I had to quit because of that accident!" Principal Perry defended herself.

"Quit? Or move out of the state in shame?" Spike asked, threateningly.

This had gone too far. So, despite my fear of Spike, I tapped his shoulder and said," Uh, Cha... I mean, Spike? Let's just leave this alone and let little Chase peek right out again?"

Spike wrapped his arm around my waist and I froze.

"He doesn't know!" Principal Perry defended, a bit too hard. "He wasn't there!" She gathered herself together again.

"Why don't you hop in your economy car and tootle on home to your six cats and online bingo tournament?" Spike suggested.

"Joke's on you!" Principal Perry shouted at him. "I have FIVE cats! Hah!"

"Not much of a joke," I said, barely loud enough to hear.

"Did I ask your opinion?" she shouted at me.

"No," I cowered. This lady was scary, creepy, weird, and totally not qualified to be principal.

She walked away. Spike looked at me. I smiled nervously. "So, babe. . . " he started.

"For the last time, I'm not dating you," I said. "And I am not your girlfriend."

"Whatever."

"Do something. . ." Trent whined to Principal Perry. She returned to Spike.

"All right, kid," she said. "I'll make you a deal." She was obviously trying to sound like she wasn't scared of Spike, but I could tell she kinda was. Trent and the football team came up behind her. "Let's be civilized and settle this the old fashioned way."

"Voting?" I hoped, a bit too soon.

"With a bone-crushing grunge match on the football field!" Okay, we could win this. It was just Trent, and his team, against us. And I knew football pretty well. When you date a football player, you get to know A LOT about football."

"We're in," Spike agreed.

"Finally! Something we agree on!" I exclaimed. "Me," he pointed to himself. "Him," he pointed to Adam. "Her," he pointed to Bree. "Her," he pointed to me. "And. . . him," Spike unwillingly pointed to Leo.

Adam rubbed Leo's shoulders.

"Great! Now Leo's gonna play," I groaned.

"Hey!"

I just glared at him.

"You and your band of nobodies, versus my fighting dingoes," Principal Perry shouted.

"Who is she calling nobody?" I asked offended.

"Yea, I just got half of a BFF necklace!" Bree agreed.

"Technically, I gave it to you," I reminded Bree as Leo acted excited over Bree's friendship necklace.

"I still got one!" she defended.

"Winner takes table, AND all the glory!" Principal Perry continued.

"Oh, ma'am," Leo said quickly. "As much as I'd like to flex my football fanciness, girls' soccer has the field tonight."

"God, Leo!" I said. "Stop stalling!"

"I'm just trying to protect the 'Leo'."

"Sure. . . "

"Ah, just as well, I can't condone such a violent game on school grounds," Principal Perry seemed as if she was going to back down. "So let's take it to the dog park across the street!"

Spike nodded, knowingly. WOW! Spike was cocky! Andrew wasn't even this cocky. The football team cheered and ran out of the room with Principal Perry at their heels. Spike made some not so intimidating faces at them as they left.

"Am I the only one who's gonna need a fresh pair of pants?" Leo asked.

"LEO!" I shouted at him. "You're potty-trained, right?"

Leo glared at me, and Adam sheepishly raised his hand. I rolled my eyes. THIS was gonna be my football team.

A/N: So, Skye can't play in the football game, because she sprained her ankle in Crush, Chop, and Burn (Yes, sprained, not broke. I messed up a bit on that one. Sorry.)

I watched my friends stand on the football field. Oh, I also saw Spike on the football field. I couldn't play because of the accident at the recycling center a few days ago, but I could cheer them on.

Leo walked up to one of the football players, who happened to be twice his size. Poor Leo. "This doesn't seem fair."

"Seems fair to me!" Principal Perry shouted. She was in a referee uniform. "Game on!"

"How are you even principal?" I shouted at her.

"Okay! Let's huddle!" Leo shouted. I joined in.

"Huh?"

"Pardon me?"

"I huddled before I got here," Spike said, grabbing my hand. I just went with it. No matter how much I resisted Spike's weird way of hitting on me, he just ignored it. That, and I am sorry to admit that I was a bit scared of him.

"Oh, man," Leo groaned. "You guys don't know how to play football."

"Okay," I said, taking charge. "We need to stop Trent and his poxy from coming over here and going past the cones."

"Whoa Skye!" Leo disagreed. "This is my team; I will teach them how to play."

"Oh. you think you know more about football than me?"

"Of course I do."

"What makes you say that?"

"You're a girl."

"That's sexist."

"So what! Girls don't know football."

"Well, girls do if they date a football player for one year."

"So you go to a few games."

"No, I go to ALL the games. Andrew insisted on it."

"Oh, so you watch a game. Doesn't mean you know..."

"I know A LOT about football! It was all Andrew talked about!"

"HIKE!" Trent shouted from the other side of the field. He threw the ball back and scored a touchdown. A player came running at us and tackled us both to the ground. Leo screeched.

"That's a touchdown," I said, laying on the ground. Now the Dingos had seven points.

- Time Skip -

"Alright, Adam," Leo started.

"You squat down right here," I said, shooting a look at Leo. Adam squatted. "And when Leo says hike, you're gonna pass the ball through your legs to. . . "

"My hands," Leo continued, "which will be right here." Leo placed his hands under Adam.

"Whoa!" Adam stopped, standing straight. "It's football, not handsball." The other team finished their huddle.

"Hey, nuggethead," Spike said to Adam. "Quit sucking air, and hike him the ball," Spike got into position. He glanced at me. "Like this." Spike gave Leo the ball. However, two football players came running at him and carried him to the end zone.

"Hey!" Leo shouted.

"Safety!" Trent shouted. "Two points!"

"Leo!" I shouted, even though it wasn't his fault that he was small, and scrawny, and weak, and. . . Okay, it kind of is his fault. Now the Dingoes had nine points. And the game continued.

-Time Skip-

"Losing makes me want to rip out my own intestines and use them as sweatbands!" Spike growled.

"Okay," I replied, disgusted.

"The only way we're gonna win is if we use your super speed, your super strength, and your super nutty split personality," Leo said. Spike nodded.

"Isn't that cheating?" I asked.

"Well, you do it all the time," Leo snapped."

"What? Cheat?"

"Yeah."

"On what?"

"Whatever you need to. School, for example."

I kicked Leo. "I don't cheat, Mister Tiny McLittlestein."

"Whatever," Leo returned to the huddle.

"I'll do whatever it takes!" Bree agreed. "I already smell like a sweaty ape, I don't want it to be for nothing!" Adam just nodded.

"Here's what we're gonna do. . . " Leo said. I headed to the sidelines. I wanted to be surprised when they won this game.

"AND BREAK!" They all shouted.

Bree came over and kicked her leg up cheering. We all stared at her. "I'm the football player AND the cheerleader. I'm that good."

"Cool!" I said. "However, what do you exactly know about football?"

"I didn't say I knew how to do both!"

"I was kidding!"

They started. "Hey," Leo said. "Is that a biggie burger truck pulling up?" He pointed at an imaginary truck. The whole other team looked to see, and Bree super speeded quickly around the players. "Guess not," Leo finished. "Hike!"

Suddenly, the football players realized that their shoes were tied together. "HEY!" Trent shouted."How did our shoelaces tied together?"

Spike ran through the players knocking them to the ground. "Whoo!" Leo shouted. "Touchdown!"

Leo, Bree, and Adam began cheering. Spike and I stared at them, arms crossed. "What? If Bree can be the cheerleader, so can I!" Adam defended.

I left the field, heading around the park. I saw a biggie burger truck. I shrugged and bought a burger. Then, I headed back to the game.

I came back to see Principal Perry break into the Alpha-dogs huddle. The score was 23 - 17, Dingos in the lead.

Spike came up to me and again, tried to kiss me, saying, "Kiss for good luck?"

"NO!" I screamed in is face. "I. Am not. Your girlfriend."

Halfway through my sentence, Spike's face softened. "Wait!" he said. "Where am I? And, am I wearing a jockstrap?" He began to try to find a comfortable position.

"Hey, um, if you remember what I said, like, two seconds ago, I was talking to Spike, not. . . "

"Yeah, I guessed that."

I relaxed. Okay. Chase was back. I hugged him.

"Oh no! It's Chase!" Bree said.

"Why is that a problem?" I asked. Creepy Spike was gone. My boyfriend Chase was back. So, is there a problem? I don't think so.

"We need Spike back!" Bree shouted. She smacked ont eh side of Chase's helmet. "Where is he! Where is Spike!" Adam pulled her back.

"Hey let's go!" Trent shouted. "We don't have all day!"

"Time out!" Leo shouted.

"I told you!" Chase said. "I don't want to be Spike!"

"Oh, come on, Chase," I said, much to my surprise. "Just let Spike out for a few minutes, so we can win this game?" I begged. "Oh, and make sure he knows I am not a fan of him hitting on me every ten seconds."

"I've been waiting for my first day of school for fifteen years, and now I don't even remember it."

"Chase, I never thought about that," I said. "I hated Spike because he was creepy, and weird, and annoying. So basically, a cocky version of Leo."

"HEY!" Leo shouted.

"I never realized that you hated Spike because you couldn't enjoy your first day of school. I'm sorry." I would kiss him, but his helmet prevented that.

"Yea, I feel selfish," Leo said.

"Yeah," Bree agreed.

Adam walked up to Chase sincerely, but instead of apologizing, he attempted to bring Spike back. "Oh, come on! Snap out of it! I wanna win!"

"No, he's right," Leo stopped Adam.

"Come on guys. We can still win this thing," Chase encouraged. "And even if we don't what have we got to lose?"

"Our table."

"Popularity."

"Cheerleaders."

"Everything."

"Come on!" Trent shouted. "We playing football, or are we playing putt putt?" He laughed at his not-hilarious joke.

"Here's what we're gonna do." We all huddled together. I didn't try to stop Leo. He might actually have a good idea. "I'll do a flea-flicker toss to Chase."

"And I'll use my mathematical analysis to throw the perfect pass."

"Adam, assume the position," Leo ordered. I got off the field.

"Alright. This is the last time I'm doing this!" Adam agreed and assumed the position.

"Ready?" Leo shouted."Hike!"

Adam threw the ball back and Leo passed it to Chase. Chase looked at the other side. An opponent came at him, and Chase tricked him. Leo called to Chase. Chase prepared to throw the ball, but Bree called to him. Chase switched targets, but Adam called him. Chase switched again. His siblings continued to call out. Chase looked around confused.

"THROW IT!" I shouted from the sidelines.

"It's all big scribbles!" he shouted. The opposite team flipped Chase and piled on top of him. The game was over.

"Game over!" Principal Perry shouted. "Dingos win!"

"See you in the cafeteria, Alpha-duds," Trent said. "By the way, girl who threatened me, you're welcome anytime."

"Not happening Trent. I already have a boyfriend and wouldn't trade him for all the popularity in the world."

"Whatever, weirdo." Trent left. "This time, the pudding's on you!"

"You wouldn't dare!" I shouted as he ran off.

"Well, we may not be the alpha-dogs anymore, but at least we still have each other." He took off his helmet and kissed me. I smiled. "We're not total nobodies."

"Yeah, we're not total nobodies." I agreed.

"No, we are total nobodies, but, at least I have your four to carry my broken butt home." Leo dropped to the floor, and Adam, Bree, Chase, and I picked him up and carried him out of the park.

-Time Skip-

"I have to return these uniforms," Chase said. "Skye, wanna come?"

"Sure," I agreed. I wanted to talk to him. We both left.

"Hey, about today," I started. "I'm really sorry."

"It's fine, you didn't know," Chase said. "I should let you guys know this kind of stuff before the last minute."

"But, Chase," I insisted. "You missed your first day of school."

"Yeah, so what. I still have you, and that's what matters."

"Really?"

"Yeah," he kissed my cheek. "I don't care if I miss all of school. Just let me know what I do. I don't want to miss out on that."

"Chase," I laughed. We walked into the cafeteria. Chase put the uniforms away and we kissed quickly.

"Hey! Lovebirds!" Principal Perry shouted. "What are you doing here? And this is a school, not a place to make out."

"Perry," I said, spitefully.

"Will you get out of our business?" Chase asked.

"Nope!" she responded. "By the way, because you lost, you're gonna need to clean up the school."

"I'm gonna go," I left to grab a science book I'd left in my locker earlier. I came back into the room to see that Chase's commando app was on again.

"Your whole life's a disappointment!" Perry shouted.

"At least I don't look like a frog!" Spike replied.

"People love frogs. You look like an owl!"

"Owls are wise. You know what else is wise? Old people like you.

"Yeah, I'm old. Shouldn't you be joining a boy band?

"You look like a bulldog!"

"You look like a poodle!"

"People make calendars of poodles. How many bulldog calendars have you seen?"

"Ten. I collect 'em."

"They must be worth a lot 'cause they're so rare. Speaking of rare, when was your last date?"

"Tuesday. We had clams. They looked just like you."

Spike sniffed her. "Are you sweating? 'Cause I smell gravy."

"Yeah, well, lucky for us, we already have the turkey!"

I left the room and headed home. Spike would be there awhile longer. I heard Spike shout at Principal Perry once more before I left.

"Ireland called, they want their leprechaun back." I laughed hysterically. Okay, Spike could be hilarious.

Okay! I'm finally done. This is one of my favorite episodes from Lab Rats. The only episode that tops this is Lab Rats vs Mighty Med. Anyway, it takes forever to write these chapters, so it's probably gonna take a week at a time to update each chapter. I may even add a chapter or two of my own, just to enhance Chase and Skye's relationship. Anyway, if you have any ideas for an added chapter, or for Skye to fit into an episode, please let me know.

Does anyone have an idea on how I can fit Skye into Leo's Jam? I have a few ideas, but am still trying to figure out Skye's response to Chase taking Danielle to the dance, and not her.

Thank you to the guests who suggested how to fit in Skye to this chapter. Also, thanks for your review! There's more to come soon!