Humanization

by grapewhite

Third in the Transformations / Isolation stories saga . Some adults only content & mature subject matter . Involves all sorts of craziness , from Weres and vampires to human - animal Shape Shifters to living music notes and demons . Contains things like MPreg & slash , so avoid reading if need be . * Discontinued *

2. Chapter 2

The space of the crack increased , widening to where an eyeball was visible , a few strands of dried to straw and breaking , fading bleached hair and plenty of stress lines on the forehead , around each eye and creases in the mouth corners .

Seth exhaled his gratitude and used caution hauling the bundles of a on the shoulder backpack type of diaper bag and napping inside a carrier that resembled a cross between an open top picnic basket and his defunct tactical vest , was his entire heart , peach hued and the most beautiful baby that existed .

He shuffled the baggage around , managing not to topple on crutches ( although he did tilt ) and swaying slightly , began thumping to the elevator corridor .

Bursts of noisy chatter and chortling woke Y Not and as the child's reaction was to frown and build a ' scrunched ' face , ready to wail . The father's was to complain in a more adult manner .

" Shit ! " Seth blurted and glanced quickly at his baby , staring bug eyed up at him . " You did NOT hear that word and don't tell on me to JiMommy , okay ? "

Y Not wiggled and babbled cutely .

" What was I thinking , sweetie ? " Rollins squatted and placed the almost seventh month old in the comfortable carrier on the floor in the hallway just outside their suite door and sighed . He rubbed his face and groaned , slid the security card into the lock and relocated parent and child back into the huge main room .

He flopped on a half circle sofa and unbuckled his baby to hold , nestled in his lap , picked up the remote to the full wall tv before Y Not could munch on it with teething gums .

" If reporters find out about me being a father , about YOU , our family life ... our privacy and personal life won't last . "

Y Not patted the Dad's frowning face , drooled and giggled .

" I AM proud of you , really . It isn't that I want to keep you as a secret but - uuuuuuugh - believe me , I've had things put online about me as revenge and I will fight to keep you out of the bad side of the spotlight , my pride and joy . "

Y Not started to sob and her expression altered into painful upset .

Seth , with fatherly instinct , pulled a teething toy from a skinny jean pocket and after inspecting it for all sorts of filth , landed it into Y Not's one tooth accessorized mouth .

" You're the reason I'm going back to fight again , to WIN again and be greater , stronger and conquer the Universe . Every title I win , every guy that gets pinned by me , that's another prize I hand to you . "

His daughter chewed at the bumpy textured , infinity eight shaped teething ring .

" Because you're the entire world , my best reason to live and what makes me a champion . "

Abby held the soft bristle brush that was a small size Bo could simply curl his palm around to conceal and after successfully conked him in the face more than once , she began sliding it through his hair .

" Very nice . You've surpassed my feeble effort in de-tangling . " the man showed his big enough to be wraparound smile and kept his head lowered to make it easier for his little girl to reach .

" No ! "

" No ? Well , you do . "

" Bo - Bo , no ! " the one year old put an arm out and the brush was hardly thrown three fourths of a ruler 's length .

" Would you like a nice nap ? Or a clean diaper ? "

" Bo - Bo , no , no ! "

" Hmmm , you don't need anyone teaching you good poetry . Let's see , since you've had lunch and a bottle , maybe you're bored . "

Abby quit whining and rearranged her only shaved faced guardian by pulling at his lower lip and earlobes and bopping the end of his nose and laughing .

" Beard ? " the child asked , pronouncing the word as ' beer ' , although meaning her males she ruled over and not alcohol .

" They're ... actually , I think - some of them might be at Axxess . Because I'm bored too , we'll go there , walk around and see the displays and either my brother or Sweat Stains and The Sheep to talk with . Possibly ALL of them . " Bo stated , with his stronger hold on the tiny girl and somewhat looser upon the diaper bag packed complete .

" Beards ? ! "

" Yes , sweetheart . The rest of the Family . Your Family . "

The lesser known Wyatt with creepy feminine features pushed the empty stroller , had Abby holding his other hand and with backpack bag hooked to his upper body , explored Axxess freely since this was ' rehearsal ' day and no fans were allowed in the building until tomorrow .

He sensed someone was watching male and female , adult and child but didn't look back to check .

" Uggy ! " Abby pointed to every wrestler with a smooth face . People without beards were Ugly to her , excluding her Bo - Bo who was different and important and smiled for her when she needed to be happy .

" Silly girl , I wonder if you're really Breeze's kid and not - "

" No , she isn't his daughter . Not yours or your gruesome brother's either . " Zack grumbled bitterly , startlingly beside them . " She's MY child that I gave birth to and I want her back . "

" My brother won't allow it . "

" Your controlling , brain washing liar sibling STOLE my daughter and he owes me ! "

" Then we'll meet in your room . I'll be sneaky and you wait for us at your - do you have a suite ? "

" I have a mini . One bed and bath , tiny kitchen , good sized living room . "

" Roomy for one person . "

" Well ... two . "

" Then keep Mojo away or you won't get visitation with Abby . "

" Rawley isn't , - someone else is sharing the space with me . "

Abby held on to her pet Outcast Wyatt's lanky string bean legs to support her teetering steps and tugged gloriously at the skirt portion on one of Emma's many short , glamorous dresses .

Zack sat on the bed and watched , beaming at the child's amusement .

" She is magnificent and entertaining . My baby , my little sunshine girl . Has Beggie's hair too , which is terrific . "

" Abby is our Leader , not your child . " Bo grunted , sitting on the carpeted floor and the one year old climbed into his lap and offered to pick his nose for him . " Oh no , messy hands . Yuck ! "

" Yuck , no , Bo - Bo . " the child parroted and looked with unease at the other man observing . " Beard ? "

" Is she calling me a beer ? ! I mean , I do like a BLL but - "

" BEARD . " Bo scowled . " Moron . "

" You help kidnap my daughter , take a baby right from my body that I gave birth to and you're insulting ME ? ! " Zack glared hatefully back .

" You've had a YEAR . Over three hundred days to get her back and you've done sh - . '

Abby stared and gnawed a fancy low heeled women's shoe .

" You've done crap . " The longer haired man finished , frowning disgusted at the New York born , the guy he saw as a immature kid , even with the lack of hair gel these days . " A true , caring parent would fight ... sacrifice their life for their baby and you haven't done anything except whine about not having merch for sale and bonking your Aussie . "

" I was basically held hostage and my baby was removed from my anatomy by a group of thieves . You're in that slasher movie villain wannabe gang so you owe me too . "

" I'm not handing her over to you . You're a teenager or younger in mentality and unfit for the parent lifestyle . "

" I want my child back ! I can raise her just fine ! You don't have a clue - "

" Can you ? Would you ? ! Or will her dirty diapers , cries for food and being held go ignored while you goof off with your toy collection ? "

" Not toys , ACTION FIGURES ! "

" Let's go , Abs . He's too pitiful to associate with . A little boy trying to be a real man . "

Abby whined when one of her five protectors reached for her and she yanked at the distressed knees of Ryder's ' slime ' green jeans .

" Some mile ! "

" What was that ? ! "

" Did she say - wow , way to go , Abs ! You said a new word ! " Bo grinned as reflex .

" She told me to smile ? I love it . She wants us to smile and be happy , not sad . " Zack said with approval .

" She's the perfect girl , precious , thoughtful and magnificent . "

" See ? She likes me and that means I should get the chance to be a father . "

" Well , She did make the choice and I'll never go against Her demands . "

Bo carried the little girl and sat her between him and Ryder on the bed , his arms around loosely so she could move a bit but not fall .

" Some mile , Bo - Bo ! Suh miles , Beard ! " Abby squealed and traveled left to right , west and east to pat the men on their cheeks and jawlines .

" We're smiling , little sweetie . I honestly am , now that you're with me . " Zack held the tiny hands and laughed at his baby's joy .

Bo narrowed his eyes and smiled eerily , looking more dangerous and demented than his big brother .

" She asked for you and once you're under Her spell , that turns you into a new type of man . And you'll love it . "

Teal button down short sleeve , bright blue jeans , black vest with embroidery and dark grey sneakers , the casual - formal to wear greeting and meeting fans .

All dressed up on a ladder's height and nobody to play with .

He'd doodled cross eyed smiley faces in black , blue and red writing markers on his wrists in boredom , looked about and waited .

No playing the Lick game with the Orange Heath person . His Leader had the pizza man - sandwich person to bounce in bed with and had been doing so this long weekend .

His Skull Face was a hopeful possibility , IF his former cheerleader wife and likable little Cupcake Princess of a daughter weren't in Texas with him , hand in hand and arm in arm .

Rose sighed , dejected and rejected . He wanted his own small family , a wife and babies to walk around with , holding hands and happily smiling and talking .

No wife , no Smiley Girl Kammy there beside him . He checked under the table to make certain .

Wrestlers , both male and female were getting licked and he was left out , gone unnoticed .

He people watched and noticed Enzo and Cass stroll past , chattering , seeing no other person except each other .

They were quite obviously Licking , two childhood best buddies in love .

Darren ( whose butt he checked out as the darker skin man walked by ) happily arm linked with a man Adam thought he'd seen at work once before but couldn't place the name , not of the guy wearing stylish eyeglasses without lenses .

Becky ? Everyone backstage at work knew the one she was desperate to play Lick with but for now , her tongue remained in her own lowered , sulking pretty mouth .

He double checked for his wife since she was short and easy to hide during a game of Seeking . Where was she ? ! He wanted her lately more than his Skull Face . Sometimes his penis asked about that but if his mind didn't answer , his heart always had something , usually sarcastic , to say .

The original Ron and John , Mister Damn ! and Clem's uncle , respectfully , had had a Lick thing lasting years now the ' younger generation ' would envy and be admirable towards .

Semi - Leok groaned and growled , walked out on the table now his signing session's two hours was completed and prowled the place for a lovely Lick to call his own .

" Alright , BIG smile ! "

He bumped , beaming , into one side of the second man's upper body and his active brain emphasized this was Canada Mattie , not Nattie .

His shattered glass mind didn't need to taunt him since he had the amount of intelligence to work things out by himself . Nattie was mostly pink and the Tyler that wasn't Row - Lynns was all of the box of crayons colors , fluffy soft and fuzzy textured fascinating .

Ty experienced a friendly double take , not at all surprised by the glimpses of Johnny with Jinder because most of the assorted backstage ' gangs ' and ' crews ' knew who was hooked up with who as couples and the ones that were only mingling for a overnight hump fest .

What HAD caught him off guard wasn't the in the fourth floor hallway mild make out leaning towards extra spicy heat level , from the barely heard panting and pleading , but the blink and it would be missed second of direct eye contact the two men of egos and tans made .

Chemistry , yes and yeah sure and smiling interest but he couldn't sense any physical attraction and despite the sick , empty feeling inside , he hoped J - Curt didn't think loving , lustful thoughts about him either .

He chortled smugly when it was the heavy breathing dancer of sorts formerly KOed by Barrett who had the huge eyes , flat out staring in disbelief at Tyler and the naturally abnormal , unpredictable South African heading into the same room .

Hideo's favorite disliked ' Car Washing Machine ' man waved and smirk - grinned at the skateboarder and his Indian beloved a few steps and doors down and received a shaky , unsure laugh , a wide smile and a flappy wave back to him .

The golden haired male paused his daily , built in duck face look and picked celebration for the pictures he and his longer haired companion had snapped together and the thrilling fuck ( or Lick as his temporary partner had called it in his bizarre Ozzy - like accent , when it was suggested ) they were about to be blessed with , give and received .

The most eccentric of the duo didn't understand foreplay and preferred going straight to the Clash of the Genitals , had his vest off and shirt ninety percent unbuttoned , his leopard spotted backpack plunging to the floor , by the time the door had shut .

With a bounding leap and an enormous ' Whooooo ! ' , he'd landed on the king size draped in headboard to toeless foot with faux fur everything - top bedding , pillowcases and custom made thin sheets .

" Plush ! "

" Yes . " Tyler stretched horizontally on the peacock feather trimmed , super soft lounging sofa . " I have sensitive skin . "

" Damn mosquitoes . "

" That isn't the cause of - " the blond arched eyebrows at the brunette jumping carefree on the bed and exhaled with a grin . He opened and dug into his smallest bag , flinging personal playthings to the tile floor .

Leok - Roos dropped behind him and studied the fuzzy coated cuffs , the leather strip whips and other objects without interest . He'd seen his brother's toy chest contents and this loot was nothing compared to the mountain of wicked ways , steamy nights and after moonlight days .

" The Justin - brother person owns more than what is here , black and pointy and hurting . "

The Canadian's neck crackled when his head turned and while he was astonished , Rose was undisturbed , picking at his hair first and moving on to his possible friend for the night .

" Does that run in the family or ... um , do you have a number where I can ask your brother a few questions ? "

Adam shrugged and sloppily braided the strands sunlight compared to his mud .

He put on a feather decorated cat eye mask and beamed .

" Happy New Year ! Happy Halloween ! "

" Man , that isn't ... you don't think outside the box , do you ? Hell , you have a paper bag , shredded into fringe . "

" Happy ... birthday ? "

" This is my secret , my stress reliever pride and joy . "

Leok looked on , chin propped over a shoulder as the keyboard case was unlocked .

The lid lifted and the hidden inner compartment contained a fold - up selfie stick , fuschia and purple fuzzed and one end was a neon violet and flashy pink , gummy candy textured dildo handle mirror .

Where the phone sat , on the other end , a golden brown glittery butt plug that detached .

Rose tilted his head and wondered if he should suck his thumb or wait for some other body part to put in his mouth .

" Isn't it marvelous ? ! The rubber dick is - don't mind the pun - modeled after mine . I can fuck myself , look at myself AND record it on the phone all at once . Alex Riley helped create the entire thing , based on my ideas sketched out . Massive Mason's varsity lover boy is a secret sex toy genius . "

" I can identify Mason's farts from the rest and pick them out from a lineup . " The peculiar male responded to Breeze's bragging happiness .

" Is that your concept of how dirty talk goes ? "

" Jy is talentvol , my vriend . "

" Uh huh ... hmmmm , okay . Well , would you like to use these , go au natural or all of the above plus you above me ? I'll top too as long as it doesn't spoil my hair . "

Rose fighting the Adam inside and get rid of that one he had became less fond of and comfortable with , made , ironically enough , a scared hare caught in a trap sound and backed under the bed to find refuge from the butt plug he loathed .

" Whoa ! What's wrong ? It's fine , this'll be shoved up MY ass , not yours . "

" Nee , gaan weg ! "

" We won't use it . I'll clean it a second time and place it in storage until I get home . "

" Home ? " ' Roos ' nervously peeked out from beneath the dust ruffle . " I am not there but want to be . My wife is at home and I miss her . "

" Your wife ? ! When did you get married ? " Breeze blurted , caught off guard .

" Not yet . "

" Oh , engaged ? "

" No . "

" But that makes no sen - ah ha , you're planning ? "

" Ja ! "

" Congratulations ! "

" Ja ja ja ! "

" Don't become so excited that you piss in your pants , ' Daniel Bru - yan ' . " Tyler kidded . " I'm jealous of how lucky you are . "

" Envious of me ? " Rose slightly trusted the mirror - dildo so he transferred his entire body and limbs , hair and face and everything else attached , from under the bed to the floor next to it .

" I developed an ego , fixated on my appearance because - shit - I don't ... I've never had friends . During my childhood , only my parents spent time with me since I didn't have any siblings either to play with . "

" Tried to make any ? "

" I don't fit with the guys . They'd reject me . They already hate me so I don't hang out and talk them , get in on their video game tournaments , any of it . "

" Then I will help you make friends before I ask to be released into true freedom . "

" Hon , don't bother . Those guys ... Hell , they'll like and accept YOU but not me and I cannot blame them . "

" Friends . Plural . To add to one me . "

" You want to be my friend ? ! "

" With me or not ? "

" Oh , Ja ! I'm going to payback your kindness by , well , I can't try to fall in love with you because I've done that . "

" Blue . "

" Eh , pardon - what ? ! Blue ? "

Rose let the contents of his backpack out into the open , unfolding the long , furry , sapphire blue hooded coat in fuzzy soft segments , failing to remove the wrinkles .

" Blue . "

" Oh , you brought along your ring gear . Some of it . "

" For you . "

" No , it's YOURS . I have plenty of attire . " Breeze dropped the ' monster fur ' over sized hoodie back into its owner's folded arms .

" Take and have , keep and wear . " The brown haired man objected in return , dumping the coat to the blond .

" Hey , look , one of the arms is tearing apart . How about I sew and patch the holes for you and send it back ? "

" How about you take and have , keep - ? "

" And wear . Alright , you win . I'll repair it , cut off the sleeves , add some decoration and make a fluffy vest from it . "

" Two weeks . " Rose mused , fixing Breeze's hair into twin massive puffball pigtails .

" And if you can't create a new character that the audience connects with and appreciates - "

" Then you'll be let go . "

" Yeah , ' scuse loads but I swore that MY job was to do the ' wrasslin ' and the WRITING TEAM'S getting paid to come up with ideas . " Tyler scowled at the furniture within reach , then petted Adam's lower body with understanding and room temp fingers . " I would've lost my house and been homeless if my imagination hadn't went above and beyond that one evening . "

The brunette formed the locks into a cheerleader's ponytail and the blond sunk into his lap , accepted completely and never pushed away with rejection .

" I'd take you along with me but I cannot say that my wife would want a man as my boyfriend living with us . But she would not hate you , just wonder and be confused , I think . I will help you anytime if things get terrible . "

" Thank you . I genuinely mean it too , no lies . "

" I was helped from the street life and I do not want you living that way . "

" You WERE homeless ? ! "

" Yes and I didn't die from it because people helped me and led me to my brother and a nicer life . So I am the one who shall look out for you whenever you fall down . "

Tyler by this time had a giant bun hairdo made from lots of long braids and he faced his one and only beloved , guardian angel freak and best friend .

" I DID fall and my bones haven't broken . I hope that my heart won't . "

" Wanting , not won't - ing . "

Tyler had no response for Rose's wit , playful manner and silly puns , his kindness and ability to show sympathy while also being physically attractive , besides placing a hand on one shoulder and moved the other to cup his chin with pads of fingers touching beard whiskers , and stirred their mouths into kissing .

He reached for the man or machine made clone of his phallus and looked apologetic .

" I don't have lube - I should've thought ... "

" Geen bekommernisse , mate . " the older male exclaimed and shook several items from his hair , leftover orange ( in both color and flavor ) Valentine heart shape lolly that resembled amber glass , a tiny canister of spray candy and another mini old fashioned wax bottle of liquid candy .

He grinned , a demented cat greeting Alice , and spritzed the droplets of sugar and food coloring into Breeze's mouth first and then , his own .

Both males grimaced , puckered ( the blonde was an expert at such ) and laughed .

" Whew , ugh - sour apple ! " the Canadian chortled .

The South African nodded with blood rushing enthusiasm .

" And lemooooooon ! "

" Lem ... what now ? ! "

" When I am a lemon man and I howl at the moon . " Rose shifted to study the bed .

Tyler smirked , not taking Adam serious and brought him to more kisses before sending them both , side by side , deeper into the scatter rug .

" No , not here . "

" But I want - "

The brunette scooped his lover off of his curled toes , pampered spa style feet , carried him a bride and deposited him on the bed right before landing , smiling at the younger man he was sprawled full body upon .

" Here . "

The egotistical young man's dick was held pointing at the ceiling , by the older , sometimes amnesiac man and helped along by the fact it was already partially erect .

The unstable hunter placed at the back of the mind stepped forward and played total Lick with the Dalton person he straddled , chewing the top from the wax bottle and dribbling the sweetness over the ready for a workout phallus and then bending to slurp the taste away .

Tyler joined the squeeze candy in squirting , groaning merrily but making sure to flash a big , sex formed smile for the camera on his ever present phone .

He puffed air and clamored with his entire body sizzling and his skin tingled , a human sparkler and fireworks inside .

" Who taught you ? ! You're goooooood . "

" Not the Ambrose . My Joe . "

" Samoa ? "

" Yes , mine . Sierra , hotel , India , echo , Lima , delta , United States , Canada , Mexico , Panama ... "

" Oh , you mean LEAKEE ! Huh , I should've known . Well then , thank orgasms for Roman Reigns . Or - hmmm , thank him for the great sex . "

" Did before . Many nights . My Skull Face doesn't leak . " Rose squinted and measured , testing with a ring finger where the lollipop was going to travel and tour .

" That's very nice . Premature ejaculation can be mortifying ... not that I've ever had it happen . " Breeze blushed .

" Liggies of rowwe ? " ' Roos - Leok ' had to know while the examination of his ' Breezie ' went on . Goodness , the young man was clean ! Smelled like perfume too !

" LIGGIES ? ! " Tyler whooped hysterically , holding his sides and shaking from laughter . " What's that mean - one of Dolph's long lost cousins ' nicknames ? "

The brunette paused to frown , sighing and shaking off the anger . He thought he liked Breezie but now the other man was mocking his home language ? !

No , it was TYLER that was ignorant and should be taught to speak correct and properly and until the mutual release happened from the company's suited higher ups , he'd help the blond to not be so stupid and maybe make friends .

" The passion , gently or rough ? "

" Not too agonizingly painful but being smacked around , bitten , hair pulling ... all good , man . "

Adam inserted at a slug's pace the diluted sunset topaz chunk of sugar on a stick into the Great in his mind Tanned North's backside , lifted his sort of boyfriend's legs and rocked carefully to not break the candy since he had doubts that yellow fluffy haired , fish lipped people wanted to squat over a toilet and crap out a lollipop head .

He pulled it out , pasted it with a firm push onto his own ' sweet head ' and traveled inside his Breezie , touring the prostate without a camera or an ugly fanny pack .

" Oh ! Amaaaaaaaaaaaazing ! A - maze - ZING ! Don't you dare stop yet . "

Untamed unchained .

Extracting his now happier man parts from the selfie master , he grinned with a lovely snarl and after disposing of the used candy with a skillful flip of a hand , turned Tyler face down and drove in once more .

Rose laughed and laughed , having a great sensation and blurry images inside his bothered skull of running on all fours , chasing something that smelled really good ... and was scared of him and his increased hunger .

He sunk his teeth into the blond's neck and shook him , tender with a dominant tease and then pulled away , not wanting to see blood .

Nothing except a hickey , dark red - purple .

" Ah , that was ni - Iiiiiiiiiii ! " Tyler started to compliment before the penetration slammed him back into the pillow , panting the entire trip .

Leok beamed and petted his Breezie . They'd made a white mess , just like he had done with his wife , minus the rubber and no funny sink - toilet to admire .

" You are my Blue , my favorite Blue . You're not my wife but my friend and I love you too , almost as much . "

The bedroom had its share of mirrors , competition for a fun house or carnival maze .

Tall oval mirrors in each corner on wheeled stands , lopsided rectangles and squares on every wall and cereal bowl size round ones with gold glitter paint star frames or metallic silver heart frames , on the ceiling .

Rose peered into each , engulfed by his reflection and he frowned .

" Hey , what's wrong ? " Tyler hugged him from behind , a sweat droplet shimmering , cuddly textured stuffed animal toy in a human form .

" I am everywhere but I can't see who I really am anywhere . This outside isn't ME . It doesn't match the inside ! "

The Canadian clung to his not that bad one nighter , smooched his ears and trimmed beard , his forehead and fingers .

" You could be the only person who genuinely , no lies , wants to be my friend . You asked for me , treat me the same and haven't judged my faults . You're outstanding and I hurt seeing you be miserable and second guessing your abilities . "

" Why I'm going . One of several reasons . " Leo was drawn willingly into the hugging , burrowed snuggling on the pillows .

" Hold on ... wait - you weren't joking about leaving ? ! Why now ? ! Why is everyone - sheesh , Barrett's rumored to be out the door with his whore Cody tagging along , Sandow's unhappy and I've no clue who else feels misused but you ? ! You have friends ... a group - you're not happy ? "

" I am sometimes but usually the smile is false . They make me act in backstage ads , promoting alcohol to a crowd with children , young little ones and babies , in it and that is one thing that broke me . "

" I can't stand if you're depressed but you'll work somewhere else and I'll be alone , except for me . Again . "

" I will ask of you a favor . If you get the lost , nothing feeling too , would you also go from here and find who you really are once more without THEIR rules and holding you back ? "

" Well ... yeah , sure . "

" Don't allow them to push you aside like they did with the Juice brother , to the Callihan Death man , with the Wade and Cody people , to the You're Welcome man , to my brother and now , with me . They'll always look at you as unimportant , not the big enough size they like , not their favorite , not the star and you deserve ... we all deserve to be who we are . Not what they refuse to let us be in the ring - anywhere . "

" Mmmmm , I believe you . My brother . "

" When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in , he has no choice but to become an outlaw . " the brunette quoted and his temporary boyfriend cuddled their torsos closer together .

" You do look like one . "

Baron slammed the stack of full color eight by tens on his side of the long , light brown table and his ' unimpressed by the world ' stare on the displays , the fellow employees and the muttering , glowering , closer each day to being a former employee Brit sitting to his left .

" Accurate . "

" What are you babbling about , mutt ? " Wade snapped , hands as a barrier to shield his pile of ready to autograph color pictures .

" You're the left because you're walking out , like a coward so it's no shock and I'm on the right since - " Corbin bragged and his feet soared , tough black boots on the tablecloth .

" You're a flea ridden , irritating mongrel . A MUTT , the same as all the other dogs . Disgusting , dirty canine ! Have manners and remove your ugly , unclean footwear from my presence ! "

" Yeahhh ... no . " The man with more horror themed ink threw a naughty , disobeying grin at the male with song lyric tats . " I'm clawed to near bleeding and my shoulders are also sore from Finder Binder's hard work . My talented love , he gets loud when we go full force . "

Barrett tensed , grumbling vulgar insults and slouching .

" I've experienced that back when your precious , so - called football , that feeble shit excuse of a sport , was keeping your out of shape arse benched . "

" Your loss . You had it made and throw everything away for what ? An inferior dick of an over - rated whiner with a speech impediment and serious Daddy issues ? "

" Stop badmouthing Cody ! "

" Trust me , I don't want that bratty kid NEAR my mouth . I have MY FB , your loss and he's superior to the tadpole you pound ass with by a million and more . "

Wade snarled and mumbled again viciously at Corbin , turning his metal folding chair to not have to face the man , to no longer have to witness the smile with an attitude .

Cody probably sensed his trauma ( or more than likely caught sight of his huge frown from across the table dividing aisle ) , left his photos to be signed and his grungy , paint chipped chair to settle into his stuffy lover's big square of a lap .

Sandow , across the way and seated with Kalisto and Tamina , glowered by default , the darts of enraged envy shot at Barrett and a softer , longing and perplexed peek at the only male Rhodes that had abs .

Baron grunted and shook his head , almost guffawing .

" Anything to say to us , mutt ? "

" Yeah , turds of a feather . Or referring to the two of you , pieces of shit . Cheating piles of - "

" Hey , my Scare Bear ! What's going - ohhhhhh ... I see . " Heath gulped and stopped in his tracks , smiling at his boyfriend , cringing sadly at the sight of his ex and turning his nose up immediately once he saw the young skank of the Rhodes family .

" I'm surrounded by more feces than in a sewer , sweet FB . " Baron quipped .

" Ugh , I noticed . " the redhead flashed an upset glance at his cold demeanored husband and sneered at Cody who was hissing , fucking HISSING , at him with the belief that under the caked shiny makeup he was a bad ass .

" FB ? ! What's the initials stand for ? " Wade honed in the markers , anything to keep from making eye contact with the American he couldn't bring himself to divorce .

" Why are you asking - don't listen to him , hon , okay ? " Corbin pleaded with his musical beloved .

" Future endeavored bastard ? " Cody suggested maliciously .

" Ignore HIM too , neither are worth your time , sweetie . "

Baron stood in his chair and walked over and across the table to his emotionally affected boyfriend on the other side , already wringing his hands , his body rigid and eyes cast south .

The biker caught the redhead's hands in his bigger , scarred ones and rubbed the calluses and scrapes from instrument playing soothingly before drawing Heath far from the men bullying him and slicing meanly into his heart .

" I met some cool people to have fun with yesterday at the airport . They're staying in a hotel close to where we're at so if you don't mind spending time with ... or if you want to be alone , I'll keep in touch after dropping you off in your room . "

" Anything's okay . I don't care . "

" You're really okay ? " Corbin whispered , patting Heath's back .

" I will be . Time will pass and what they put me through - what HE does to try and make me fall apart in tears - won't matter . "

" Until then , I'll hold onto you . And at the end , I've never left . "

" Who are we meeting and what are we going to do ? "

" A creepy guy and his woman . Calli - something or other . They're a devoted couple and to give answer for your second , it'll be a nice surprise you might like , I'm hoping . We'll run into my suite first since it's closest , grab my bag and then head to yours . "

Heath pondered and muted his vocal inquiries , fearing that his morbid oddity collecting partner was bringing him to a Taker and Michelle group sex participation that he ( and his orange freckle - speckled skin ) wouldn't survive or at minimum , leave without new scars .

He averted his split second stare at the second bed , wheelchair at one side , Yellow Lab sleeping in a crate and Corey nuzzled with Bronson , snoozing under the covers .

" Huh . " Baron lowered his voice to hard to hear and nodded at his boyfriend . " I'd purposefully make a racket to bug Core but those two are oddly adorable so I'll save it for next time . "

The redhead smiled shyly and looked at the dreaming assistant canine instead of the napping male lovers .

" Got it ! " the most inked man awake plucked a black denim vest from his mess of clothes and gestured at his beloved . " Do you happen to have brought any old clothes you wouldn't mind getting DIY on ? "

" I'll whip up something from the wardrobe . "

Thankfully he considered , that the room was Outcast free , besides himself and he ran out with a holey tee and some falling apart jeans .

" Watch your shoes ! Our Puppy Riot's scurrying loose . " the purple and green corset cat suited succubus warned the moment the black clothing toting pair set foot inside the smaller than theirs room , door ironically numbered 333 .

" I got him , my lady babe . " Sami scooped the shield bug - fishfly hybrid into his ball cap , laughing and plopping the creature on his lap as it morphed into a disgruntled teacup breed . " Our butt sniffing little man . "

" Our Callihan Dog Machine . " Turmoil agreed . " Inspires ME to wear something new . "

Heath stepped behind Baron and watched , hoping he didn't seem like a coward when Suffering , rough and tough as brass knuckles and barbed wire and ladylike as lipstick and moth holed fishnets , switched up her look . Her long hair flipped from ink to gold and red hearts and black aces appeared on her face , red diamonds and black spades upon her flesh showing , built in tats .

Baron smiled faintly down at his pop eyed , mesmerized love and looked again , half stunned noting that the female from Hell's garb was now ruby and jet and no longer amethyst and emerald .

" My Finder Binder has a tee and a pair of jeans and I brought an old vest . "

" Great ! As you can see , my bad ass lady donated all these so dive in . " Suffering motioned to the chains , safety pins , pyramid and round studs in tiny individual zip locked baggies . " She's the expert and mastermind designer of make your own outfits , the creator and perfection and I'm nothing really . "

" You're EVERYTHING , my one and only , my man I love to bruise , bite and play with . Slap around ... tear off your tail , mmmmmmm - leave you sore and demand more . " Turmoil cooed , venom in her voice .

" Not in front of the children . " Sami joked while several cats , one crow and one black hooded rat took over the queen size bed , mini kitchen , furniture and storage shelves in the living room .

A religious man , not as church attending as McCool or scripture quoting as both senior and junior Dibiase men but having faith in God all the same and now he was part vampire , dating a Were , a wolf and bear Shape Shifter and making diy alternative - punkish - gothy - rock star - biker clothes with his awesome new lover and a engaged couple of right from Hell demons madly in love and living in their wrestler human forms .

An unorthodox moment in time , a Dark Side that was cherished .

" Ironic that Lope means Wolf . " Roman handed the light blue container of powder to his former team partner and passed the carefully double folded ( and placed inside a paper bag for excessive safety precaution ) , messy diaper along to Dean who removed the stained square in a sneeze of passing time . " Your Mom and Dad aren't - uh ... "

" If they are , I've not discovered it yet . " Seth scrubbed under every fingernail while triple hand washing for each man . " You brought up irony . Mine is that if they ever found out about my secret of Were - ing out - "

Dean chuckled .

" Shut it , fat ass ! Okay , if SOMEBODY wouldn't continue interrupting me - "

" He only laughed one time so far . " Roman pointed out .

Seth grumbled and ran a towel across his palms .

" Sure , take his side . What are you guys , a tag team ? ! "

" Yeah ! "

" Damn right that we are . "

The semi agreeable trio dropped damp hand towels into the standing hamper for laundry in need of a wash and Seth , with his offspring in a carrier and hanging on to his upper back like a primate riding on its mother's back , led the way from bathroom back to the main bedroom / sitting area combo .

" So how did you hide during full moons ? "

" Oh , easy . "

Dean guffawed once more , Roman tsked and had a humored smile as Seth grunt - sighed and swapped his child to the front before she began wailing in fussy demand to play with his nose and hair .

" I'd stay overnight with Jimmy or one of my other friends . Even Brodie didn't mind . He's used to strange things . "

" No shit , he is ! . "

" Three times , if you don't count Bo . "

" Pfft , nobody counts him . " Seth rolled his eyes .

" Or does anything to him , I'd bet . " Dean pointed out .

Roman fidgeted , ready to change the subject .

" It's cool that your parents will get to see their grand - daughter . "

" Daughter . Yep . Their grand baby to spoil and take a billion pictures of , to brag about with their retirement home buddies . "

" Ohhh , oooh , oooh , I'm going to take a shower ! " Wide eyed Ambrose jumped on the second king size mattress .

" So soon for this week ? " Seth asked icily , cuddling his child .

" You bet your skinny ass if Sofia is visiting . Ahhh , she's mucho hot ! "

" Hold Y Not , would you , while I punch his filthy lights out . " Seth passed his offspring to a chuckling Roman .

" Well , what am I supposed to say ? Lies about your mother being ugly ? ! "

" No , but - she's twice your age , you stupid perv ! "

" But she's FINE ! Age don't mean a thing if a woman's hooters ain't sagging . "

" Would you wallop him too , for me ? I find it offensive that he's checking out my mother's - er , chest region . "

" She is beautiful and her boobs are huge . "

Roman sighed and gave Dean a decent shove from the bed and after turning to see where the sound had came from , Y Not drooled and giggled with joyous approval .

" Alright , men and one immature , flea brained BOY . " Seth began . " With nonexistent genitals . "

" That would be you . " Dean answered on his back , from the floor . " Tiny wiener internet photos . "

" How dare you bring up how she nearly ruined my life and embarrassed me ? ! "

" Then next time you score a woman , make sure the chick isn't a psycho gold digger bitch OR a lying , cheating Nazi lover who used you to get a wrestling ' career ' , if you'd call it that . "

" Okay , no arguing with a little kid in the same room . " Roman fussed . " Beat the crap from each other at work in the ring , right ? "

" HE started it ! " Both non Samoans whined .

" Finish it ANOTHER time , yeesh . Y'all are kids I have to get in between to stop the two of you from hospitalizing the other , I swear . "

" But he ... okay , fine then . I'll wait . "

" Yeah . Damn . Me too . "

" Good doggies . " Roman quipped kindly and ruffled Seth's and Dean's hair simultaneously . " My guys . I do love both of you . Assholes . "

Dean smiled devilishly .

" I heart you loving MY asshole too , big man . "

" Oh , disgusting ! " Seth snorted and frowned . " Quit talking vulgar in front of my kid ! "

" Damn , I forgot ! Sorry , man . "

" I , uhm , second what he just said . "

Rollins counted to ten in his mind , breathed somewhat calmly and tried again .

" Should I go over once more how my parents are ? "

" They speak more Americanized English than Spanish , however since we three understand them , they won't avoid speaking Spanish either . " Roman recited .

" And what else ? "

" Mmmm mmmmmmmmm , your Mom IS hawt ! " Dean gave a giddy thumbs up .

" I'm ignoring him , Romes . Please beat the crap out of him later or I will when Y Not is having a nap . Anyway , my mother can be - well , she isn't shy when she talks about sex . It embarrasses me but my Dad thinks it's cute ... shut up , Dean ... so we let it slide . Mom's harmless . "

" Hey , your parents are pretty cool , man . "

" Lemme load up Y Not in the sling and we'll meet with the babysitters . "

" Load up ? ! She's your kid , not a baked potato in foil . "

" I doubt she's insulted by what I said . " Rollins juggled his daughter and necessities , hers and his and thankfully didn't spill anything .

" Yeah , relax , ' Brose . She is too young to understand and besides , Seth would never insult his own child ! " Roman shut the front door .

" Yeah , but it still hurts . It really does hurt ... " Dean stood motionless and gulped down anger in a angst swallow .

The pair with the longest hair either tied back with a small clip or knotted into a micro bun heard the shakiness and trauma sloshing and churning in the pitch and tone of voice of their desert dwelling brother and after a pat on the back from Roman , Rollins scooted Y Not and sling to Dean .

" Eh , ah , eh ! " Y Not offered her jibberish commentary and reached for Dean's chin .

" Oh , cool ! She speaks Canadian . "

" Pfft , it's baby talk , that's all . "

" She probably thinks that we're dummies because we don't understand her . " the Samoan chuckled , waved and made goofy faces at the baby .

" Xio can translate a lot of it but I guess that's his talent of being a mother . " Seth hobbled to an elevator , pushed a button and leaned against a wall behind him , slowly weaning his injury from the crutches .

" Should I ask which people you've selected for guard duty to Daddy's little angel ? " Dean grinned , nearly blinded by tiny fingers jabbing into his eyes . He winced and cooed and cheered Y Not on .

" Oh , I've got two specially picked . "

" Aw , hell NO ! I'm not going to look after a kid that's teething and will explode my eardrums from break the decibel level crying . " Jamie folded his arms sternly in an attempt to make his point that the argument was over .

Rollins snarled at Noble , bumped him from the desk chair and smacked the laptop lid closed .

" YOU work for ME which means that you'll either do what I order you to , unless you'd rather not be able to keep your bills paid ! And it's ironic for you to remind of Kane and Daniel because even though one is a Halloween costume jerk came to life and the other is a spring mix worshiping loony , I'd trust them to watch over my child since unlike you , they are real men . "

Jamie rubbed his sore back and butt , frowned weakly and slunk back to the internet .

" I don't mind babysitting . " Joey sat in a corner of the main room , television on but not watching it with his huge basset hound lookalike eyes and now and then touching the glass orb pendant containing brittle pieces of an old red twist tie from a bread loaf bag , on a chain and seeming emotionally numb inside . " Sorry that Jamie's useless . "

" Hey , I ain't useless ! "

" If you knew anything , Noble , then you'd want to babysit because guys with little kids ALWAYS attract women . " Mercury tried smiling and his mouth was a failure , even with his best friend who was now a father there in the same hotel with him .

" Really ? ! " the woozy and bruising man asked , focus turned from emails and news websites . " Then I'll do it gladly . I volunteer ! "

He was automatically buried beneath a diaper bag , toys , blankets , teethers and tiny clothing avalanche .

" Great , here's some of what you'll need . " Seth muttered .

" Just ... some ? " Under the hill stammered .

" My advice is a major warning . One mistake that harms my daughter and you'll be Noble no longer but a stained crater on an outside sidewalk . Ask the idiot Braddox how painful it is when I kicked the crap out of him without mercy . And he only annoyed me , nothing worse , so think of how badly you'll ache if I'm REALLY ticked off . " Seth growled at the lump of concealed Jamie .

" He would make a fun punching bag . " Roman agreed roughly .

" Another thrill of a night , more bones to snap . " Dean nodded and toe nudged the guy hiding , covered in child care items and shivering .

Joey smiled and nobody saw it .

He didn't feel it either , lacking the ability to give a damn .

¡'Mi bebé! " Sofia ran towards her adopted boy , purse and jewelry swinging and embraced him entirely from forehead to chest , even hugging his arms and face and above the navel . She included hugging his crutches which made him blush , smile and laugh happily and nervously .

" Hijo, usted parece maravilloso. " Raul commented with an approving thumbs up gesture .

" No soy maravilloso pero ustedes dos realmente son, Mamá y Papá. " Seth replied joyously , standing between his parents while his other family looked on , one tall , inked and beaming , the slightly shorter , scruffy and pretending to fan himself didn't hide the lonely , envious spark in his eyes .

" Where is the baby ? " Raul glanced at the groups of male and female wrestlers taking their seats at autograph tables , already sitting and eating or standing and talking with bottled water in their hands .

" Yes , we want to see her . " Sofia started eyeing Del Rio with a fascinated look that got Seth's blush scorching red while wondering if he could hold off on starting a fight with an innocent Alberto .

" Oh , mom . Are you ogling ? ! In public ? ! AGAIN ? ! "

" No tan grande como el suyo . " the elderly woman teased and gave her husband a kiss on the cheek .

" Mother , you are definitely something . " Seth shook his head , smiling nonetheless .

" My favorite free spirit who speaks her mind courageously . " Raul agreed and nodded at the other two men in black clothing . " You'll join us for a meal ? I never mind guests when they are friends also . "

" I invite them too , as family for not only my baby but for us . " Sofia beamed after transferring her attention from Del Rio's crotch to her son's at work besties .

" Sofia , honey , take me home with you and I'll never quit smiling ! " Dean said , kissing the white haired woman's hand .

Roman groaned before speaking .

" Overlook Sleaze - Brose . We happily accept the kind offer of dining with your lovely family . "

" Some more lovely than the rest . " the only short haired man of the famous trio made a growling sound and dodged Seth swatting at him with both crutches .

" You're not MY guest until your mouth gets washed out - "

" All family are MY guests , sweetie . " Sofia interrupted her boy . " Now please , three great tour guide hosts , we wish to meet our grandchild . "

" J and J are watching her , Mom . "

The grandmother and mother looked at her spouse in wonder .

" Who are they ? "

" We've met them before , my love . " Raul answered with calming reassurance . " They are the men in our Colby's security team . "

" Ah yes , I should've known . "

" No hay problema , querido . "

" We're the other two . " Roman added , in great humor . " Don't give our secret away to Vince or Hunter , please . "

" Yeah , I've carried him in so many matches , I lost count . " Dean quipped .

Seth huffed at the smaller of his past partners .

" I'd tell you where you can shove a calculator but since a lady IS with us ... let's go and meet up with Jimmy instead . "

" Speaking of the diva devil , isn't that him next to the Kurt Angle milk truck , talking to Koala Owens ? " Roman gestured , pointing past the Austin beer truck and the DX tank .

" Oh great , that is her ! Xio , hey , over here ! " Seth yelled and motioned , wanting to run but slipping on crutches uneasily .

" Alright ! It's a wish came true to have you here , Raul and Sofia . " Jimmy left his zoo loving friend in the dust and sprinted with a merry skip in his step , to hand out mushy hugs to his lover's parents . " Do I look terrible ? I cannot lose the last of the baby weight , no matter how many salads I eat . "

" Xio's embarrassed by the stretch marks but I have no problem with them . " Seth told his mother and father .

" James , you don't look to be old or out of shape to my eyes . " Raul commented .

" And Dad has wonderful twenty twenty vision , always has . "

Xio grinned . " He saw when we were being bad boys during our teenage years , long before we did anything . "

" Jacquelyne , you still are beautiful . " Sofia beamed pleasantly .

" Jacquelyne ? ! " Roman choked , leaned down to inhale at toe level and came back up , composed .

Dean bit his tongue , locked his lips and fidgeted , longing to comment and restraining his witty mouth .

" Mom , you don't call him that anymore ! " Seth whined . " She moved on from that name once he decided to become more of a man , physically . "

" I apologize for bringing the past back . "

" Colby's flipping his lid for no reason . Don't say sorry and feel bad . You didn't say anything wrong . I like who I used to be and I'm happy that I had the operation . Ty , stop stressing your Mom out , it's rude . " Jimmy scolded with a smile .

Seth crimsoned in a flash .

" It's OKAY . Relax , Tyler ! Hey , will ANYBODY compliment my maternity scarf ? I bought it today . " Xio swung the pink and yellow knitted snake of cloth from his throat to his silver - blue painted nails .

" You know how to put an outfit together and you're the prettiest princess of all , as well . "

" And if your parents don't mind , I consider them as my personal VIP guests to show the exhibits and displays to . "

" I think the same ! " Roman chimed .

" So do I . "

" Guys , they're MY Mom and Dad . That makes them my special guests . What would you like to see first ? "

" I brought a camera with me and of course , your mother has several , plus enough rolls of film to streamer this building inside and out . " Raul looked to his boy .

" I want pictures of my son and grandchild to brag about more to my friends . " Sofia added .

" We know , Mom . "

" And now , photos of Jac - of James and each of your other friends to go with them . "

" Okay , sure , Mom . " Seth answered , slightly overwhelmed .

" Take me too - er ... take pictures of me too ! " Dean hopped around , waving his arms and laughing .

" Fan interaction or title belts in display cases ? New action figures being shown or DVD and tee shirt merch tables ? " Roman asked , studying the ' map ' of the inside of the building .

" Everything , please . "

Seth was gladly lassoed into being the main subject and ' modeling ' for his father's dozens of pictures taken ( and mother's what felt like over a billion , easily ) , holding replica title belts while standing with his friends , making goofy faces in front of cardboard standees and climbing prop ladders to pose at the top , beaming down at the couple below who had adopted him at the unwanted age of eighteen and loved him as their own , pride and joy , sweetness and acidic .

He noticed Xio at a doorway , staring out gloomily at the hotel across from theirs that the ROH convention was taking place in and he sighed and jogged to the male mother of their baby .

Not caring that Hideo and Charlotte , the Usos and Bliss could see what he was doing , he hugged Jimmy around the waist , from behind and kissed his shoulders .

" You're missing that part of the road life ? Or did you spot Cole over there , mostly undressed ? "

" I've left it , now that I'm on THIS side with you . That counts for Adam too . Although I wouldn't kick him out of my bed , I'd prefer having you and not as much him . "

" Fantasies of another man while choosing me . I accept that as a compliment . " Seth grinned .

" Hmmmmmm ... I'm getting a text message , wait a min - . " Xio checked his pink man purse for the phone .

" What's the news ? "

" Oh . "

" What ? ! "

" Both of the letters between eye and kay said we need to get back to Y Not and see what's happened . "

" They let her get hurt ? ! Or sick ? ! I'm going to knock their teeth into their asses , so every time that they shit , they'll bite their own butts ! " Rollins took off , towing Jimmy with him .

" Relax , okay ? Neither said that anything was wrong - "

" I don't fucking give a damn ! Our child could be injured or ill because of those irresponsible , lazy , stupid morons and they've upset you as well and that too pisses me off . "

" I'm fine . I'm just - "

" Your hands are shaking . "

The final two of the Shield sprinted behind them and the Lopezes trotted beside the gang of men .

" Hey , why are we running ? " Dean asked , panting .

" Because I'm an idiot to trust my child's life to two other idiots ! "

" I'm a Dad too . Making mistakes happens . You will blame yourself but screw ups occur , no matter how safe you try to be . " Roman rushed past vending machines and water fountains .

" Yes , they do . " Raul stated , slowing his race to make sure that his wife wasn't tired .

" He's right . Parenting isn't simplicity and constant fun . " Sofia smiled happily at her husband and kissed his cheek quickly .

" It's non stop responsibility and sometimes , even when you give your all and do your best , they still show up at your doorstep and take her away . " Dean muttered , making Seth double take to stare but not ask .

He stumbled , barely keeping from landing on his face when the rubber tip on a crutch caught brown plaid upholstered sofa and cherry stained coffee table .

" Take this and keep watch on my Mom for me . " Seth ordered , handing a crutch to Roman who smiled knowingly .

" Anytime . Be careful , man . " the other father gave a thumbs up .

" Hold on to this and DON'T look at my Mom , okay ? " Rollins demanded impatiently at Ambrose and threw the second length of wood .

Weight , light to start and then stronger , pressing to the floor .

The cast rose and dove , lifted and plunged south .

He hobbled to a multi colored stained face Jamie who was looking jovial , despite the baby food ' makeup ' and raised his fists .

" You put my child in peril ? ! For each bruise , cut and injury she has , I'll be breaking your fingers , toes and pulling your teeth with rusty pliers ! "

" Injured ? ! No , she's okay . Joey's with her , doing his share of being the proud uncle . " Noble replied bravely , although he ducked in fear .

" Baby , this is a moment you'll remember forever ! You HAVE to see it ! " Jimmy exclaimed and using his boyfriend's shirt front like a leash , transferred him into the kitchen with spilled toys on the tile floor and their offspring gripping Mercury's pants legs and drooling up at him .

" She's STANDING ! " Seth hollered , kissed Xio smack on the lips , hopped up and down , hugged his parents , his security and his former team mates before scooping up Y Not and giving her ticklish kisses until she frowned at her father and squirmed to be let go .

" Fabulous , grand daughter . " Sofia took Y Not into a less giddy embrace and cuddled her .

" ¡ Maravilloso ! Estoy orgulloso para usted , hijo . " Raul bent and kissed his grand daughter's small forehead .

Jamie began to applaud and Joey joined in , smile radiant and broad .

" I'm not going anywhere until I get a million pictures ! " Dean decided , took his phone from his jacket pocket and after making sure his various porn video clips were WELL hidden , started snapping away .

" And I'll watch over yours when I'm not looking out for mine . " Roman agreed and took part in the family's celebration .

" Cody , are you camping overnight in the bathroom or going to join me in bed ? "

" I'm nearly through ! I have to have the RIGHT outfit . "

" It's only underwear which I'll be removing not long after you set foot in this bedroom . "

" But it needs to look riiiiiiiight ! "

Wade tsked and turned from his lover's whining protest to give attention to the aquarium dwellers , sprinkling flakes from the small canister on the water surface and watching the food drift and sink , ironic goldfish in a rush greedily sucking down their nightly meal with hyper , protruding lips .

" Bloop , bloop , bloop . Eat up and enjoy . " the tall male mimicked the fishes popping mouths and smiled with admiration .

The young Rhodes , much more fit than his imitation drag queen brother , had flung green striped swim trunks to the gold flecked marble floor , plain white clinging briefs on the counter top beside the sink , black satin boxers tossed over the shower curtain bar and a blue and yellow orange spotted skimpy string resting on the wicker laundry hamper .

The thong like undies were out of the question , despite their cuteness . Having out of control sex and memories of his Dad , a real superhero to all the NXT family , did NOT mix .

Beach garb , it was then . As his big bad Barrett had said , those clothes were coming off in a blink anyway .

Cody grinned selfishly , thinking about one of his many secrets .

He wondered who exactly would be undressing him first tonight .

He bounded , piggyback style , onto his man with the song lyrics tat and swung around to smile naughtily , face to face .

Wade kissed him slowly and grinned .

" My man . "

" MY man . "

" About to be plowed , darling . "

" Hmmm mmmmmmmm , thank you , Daddy but - wait ... "

Several raps at the door outside from a man that preferred classical music and opera .

" Company . " Cody snickered and winked , dropping from Wade's clutches .

" You didn't ... invite your brother to watch , I'd hope ? ! "

" My personal special guest . " the trouble making , slut of the men's locker room said once he'd let his visitor into the suite .

" You've brought him to my - to OUR room ? ! " Barrett snarled at Damien .

" You sent me a message to be here with HIM staring at us ? ! " Damien growled back .

" See , that's my dilemma , men . I can't decide ! I love and have my strong man - " Cody replied , kissed Wade first .

Sandow's eyes narrowed .

" And you're my smart man I admire and adore . " Cody wriggled his rump against Damien's groin next .

Barrett cursed .

" So you'll have to fight it out and make the choice for me . " the center of attention finished and honed in on the shorter of his two strung along males .

Sandow grinned and beckoned Cody to him .

Tugging the guest into a shower of kisses , they embraced and Cody smirked pleasurably as soon as Wade was behind him , undressed and pinkie fingers on the move .

The Brit slicked fingers through his product and water smoothed hair and got back to work , ring fingers the only ones refusing .

The robe wearing wrestler glowered automatically at Barrett's penetration and knowing he'd have to wait for his turn , he slaughtered time with on his knees suction .

Cody purr - panted , pushing his ass back to be completely engulfed with his beloved's package before alternating to jutting his hips , close to gagging his past tag partner with semen flow .

The poetry reciting by memory second lover didn't choke but noticed and didn't call attention to whatever was wrong with Cody's dick .

At the base , buried partway in dark brown pubes was a split , a gap of opened skin that reminded the oral giving male of ruptured flesh caused by foot fungus .

And the flavor of the head - not that Sandow had experience being with men , since his heart only belonged with Dusty's youngest son - seemed off , felt and tasted ... rubbery and unnatural .

" Fallacious . " Sandow whispered and parted from the plastic tasting genitalia .

Cody was too busy giggling and Wade , occupied fucking , to hear and see the third wheel's dismay or care that he'd paused and stood .

" Mmmmmmm , depart ! " the pounded brunette chuckled and Barrett unwillingly pulled out , sulking and dribbling .

" I'm a string of sausages and the stunt double can't get his leg up next to the deli counter case . " The Brit sneered , turning to prove and show that in profile , more than just his nose was prominent .

" Vocalization in place of thought . " Sandow spat immediately .

" Did you just say that I'm STUPID ? ! "

" It IS your first name and what you deserve for saying that I don't measure up , in comparison to you . "

" You lack bulk , stunt double . You lack a lot of important things that makes a man . "

" Which in your case would be a swollen ego and cobwebs for a brain , unattractive facial features and jug handle ears ? "

" Well , I like you too and find you attractive , however he was here first and disagrees that you're better than him . " Cody rubbed against his ex tag partner and added wickedly , beaming from ear to ear and heart racing .

. "

" Honestly , I'm higher quality with more to offer . I'm King for reasons unquestioned and this man is MY Prince . " Wade staked his claim , holding his lover at his chest and glaring .

" Royalty ? ! No , merely a pompous , untalented - " Sandow offered double Austin 316 birds and then grabbed his own crotch meaningfully .

The men were bulls with red capes shook before their scowling faces .

They bellowed and charged , firing brick hard punches .

Cody climbed on the bed and watched the fight .

The puppet master cupped his hands , folded his arms behind his head and relaxed into the pillows , entertained by his men .

" Hallo , broer ! " Rose greeted , gazing out of the split suite's giant bedroom windows at the grand view of Mania's taken over portion of Texas , buildings lit up like fireflies and prettier than those , the white sparkle stars overhead .

" Hei , wat het jy gedoen ? " The past Justin asked , on his own side of the West Coast .

" Speaking in a phone conversation . "

" I meant earlier this day . "

" Did not talk on the phone . "

" Man , don't ever become normal . How's Axxess been ? "

" I climbed a ladder and signed my name many , many times for people . But on paper and not on the ladder . "

" Your fan base is almost as lekker as you , brother . Is my music man there ? If he is , hand him the phone ' cause I'd like to talk to him . "

Leo head - butted his mobile , rubbed his facial hair against each side and gave the phone a slurping , slobbery lick .

" Hey , man ? You're there ? Hello ? "

" My client , Brock ... he has no neck ! Where did it go ? ! "

" Nobody worth anything cares about that greedy bitch . Either of them , honestly . He has all the money in the world , never trains or has done any work his entire life , especially not for the rigged , fixed matches with predetermined outcomes to guarantee he'll always win , a real life inflatable sex toy , blow up doll of a gold digging wife and kids he'd put up for auction if he could make a profit from it . The world will be a little nicer once he's rigor mortis , dust and bones . " Not any more Justin snarled .

" Anger ! " Adam gasped , nuzzling the phone . " Hatred and fury ! "

" Naw , I only hate the assholes who get rewards handed to their worthless , lazy , trash asses for free . The men AND the women . "

" No anal ? "

" Woah , no putting words in my mouth ! I never said - " Paul junior blurted .

" Candy ? " his unrelated brother asked .

" I'll grab a rain check from your offer . Now if Heath is in the room with you , hand him the phone . " PJ repeated firmly , more stern with the demand .

" The Bo - Bo person sleeps in the other room . Two beds and Axel with his misshapen potato head . "

" Oh , so you ARE sharing a room with my boy ! Great ! Now then , give him the phone so I can speak with him . Or - tell him to call me , okay ? "

" Hello , son Paul ! " The longer haired male commented giddily , before thumb sucking .

The man who'd left Gabriel in the Vince and Hunter dust and didn't look back grumped a sigh while the cogs in his hyper mind spun and churned .

" Do you see your group Leader and your favorite man in your suite , hmmm ? "

" With orange hair , yes , there he stands . "

" Excellent ! Pass your phone over to him , would you ? Thanks . "

The occasional Leok nodded at the PJ person's voice and bounced to Heath sitting on the second bed , startling him briefly .

" Oh , hey . Thank you ! Uhnmmmm , why is this phone wet ? " the redhead grimaced , baffled .

" Hallo beste broer en my ware liefde . "

" The one ? ! I'm thinking your girlfriend won't like you saying so . "

" You're safe . She's my lover best friend that is perfection in a bikini top and string bottom . Tyto alba , my lady sexier and hotter than Jessica . No rabbit pun either "

" You don't care for our Drew ? Oh wait , don't comment on him . I'm not in a mood for description and picturing in my mind our big man sporting butt floss . "

" Ha ! Neither does he . "

" It's always good to talk with you , buddy . "

" Likewise , man . And although I can't stand Corbin cutting in the love line to rob me - "

" Jay Gee , honestly ... "

" I'm glad he messaged me and brought me up to speed about Cody being a shit to you . I'll have a flight landing tomorrow and keep you company . "

" A family get together ! " Rose chimed in .

" Partial gathering . I'd prefer everyone from our group again but the fun times never last long enough . " Paul junior complained .

" Aw , NEVER . The good times and the good ol ' boys . " Heath sighed .

" Orange car and short shorts . " Adam added .

" Yeah , you're right . Hey , Jayge , you wanta talk more with - "

" After we're done . Listen , Cody is talented - a little bit - but except for coasting off of Daddy's Legend life , he is NOTHING , a nobody that dumps on you every chance he gets , out of jealousy . You , as much as it irks me , had Wade long before speech impediment , whiny brat Rhodes was spreading his knees to the main roster's well known and his insults are what I guess is his bitterness . " PJ proclaimed coldly .

" I said I didn't care and he can shove his vengeance somewhere really deep but today ... bringing up my Dad - that hurt the worst . "

" The little maggot fuck ! What did he - ? ! "

" He called me a bastard and meant it . I was reminded of my father not wanting children , not wanting ME and leaving my mother . Just walked out and disappeared one day and my Mom had a breakdown from the betrayal so her parents raised me after she was committed . "

" Baby , you're my hero and have more inner strength than the rest of entire planet's population . You deal with shit with a smile . "

" It's stinky and don't step in it , no , please do not . " Rose ran his hands under the redhead's hair before moving them along - with disturbingly tickle creating wandering fingers - to around Heath's waistline .

" Thanks , crazy brother . " the musician commented , squirming awkwardly from the touchy feely grasp and the South African fondling him playfully frowned .

" And the Justin brother person . "

" Yeah . You hear me , Jayge ? I thank you most of all . "

" We belong with each other . You're - " Cody wiped the remainder of face paint makeup from his lightly tanned skin , spun in the swivel chair from the huge , blocky , square framed mirror and beamed at his lover of choice . " Well suited . "

Cesaro paused at fluffing pillows on the king size and smiled approvingly at the other man's pale enough to look bone color , grey suit and navy striped tie .

" Tailor made . " a hairy , international hand lowered and patted the mattress .

" You're the only one I'm a man with . The rest of my friends treat me like a little boy . " Cody groaned and crossed his eyes briefly .

" You're a man with me because I promise to make you feel like one . " Cesaro led his weekend partner to him , helped him slip out of pointed toe loafers , unbuttoned the formal shirt and worked on the slacks and jacket .

The underwear was baffling comedy . He stared a moment and chortled kindly .

" Yes , they're clean and yes , my pretend drag queen brother bought them . " the American gave a humiliated explanation for the black rubber look boxer briefs with gold zippers on the front , sides and back .

" They aren't beautiful , handsome , sexy ... erotic like you so I'm going to throw them away . "

" With me wearing them ? " Cody asked , daring more than what he'd said .

He stripped his lover from the hips down by using his teeth , then lounged in the sheets and demanded entertainment .

" Turn around . " Cesaro watched and smiled when Cody whirled in front of him .

The man - HIS man had a hairless body .

He DID have the tiniest ' fluff ' , the soft , small , light colored hairs that could been seen easier up close , human's duck down .

No chest hair or the streaming , fuzzy line down to the navel and lower . No armpit clumps , soggy with sweat or chalked with deodorant . No long leg hairs or overgrowth of pubes .

Not furry in the center line either , Cesaro saw as he studied the ass crack , occasionally slapping the half orbs on the sides with a sense of silly playfulness .

" I hate we have differences . " Cody frowned , plummeting bare butt first on the bed and sulking .

" Then quit waxing . " his lover joked . " We're alike , so stop glaring . It's an ugly pout on a lovely face . "

" When should we begin ? Skip the foreplay and get straight to the award . "

" I'm uneasy about your idea . "

" Why would you be ? ! There are plenty of pillows . "

" Maybe not enough for protective safety padding . " Cesaro said doubtfully . " I caused my ex's broken neck and career ending concussion . I don't want to have you wind up the same , severed injured AND through with me . "

" I'm not that wimpy , cabbage eating , bee keeping Dragon . Do what I want . I'm BETTER than him . "

" But , you may not understand how really bad - "

" Do . What . I . Want . " Cody hissed into the coffee worshiper's closest ear . " Me . Forget the rest . "

" Consider me unaware . I've forgotten any lubricant . "

" Hell , use good old spit . I'm a tough adult . I won't shatter . "

" Handsome man , beautiful , lovable best friend AND witty . "

" You made me into a grownup , a man . Now ... do it over until I command you to stop . "

" Once this starts going , for your sake , don't move ! "

Antonio breathed into his lover's ears , kissed his chest and then the mouth , hocked into a palm and dampened the hairless line with a moisture mixture .

Cody stayed as still as he could , legs vined around his boyfriend of sorts waist , feet crossed behind the lowest part of his back .

" Now . " he spoke to the lankier and much hairier man , stopping himself from asking and commanded in a split second thought .

Cesaro grunted , levitated the tanned young Rhodes and caution had him getting to feet and standing with proper posture on the giant mattress quite slowly , inching along .

" Je t'aime . " One rotation and Cody whimpered .

The coffee fanatic gasped , sweat already beading on his arm hair .

" Ich liebe dich . " Second rotation , faster and he'd hit the gold ( dust's brother ) mine of prostate .

He moaned out loud and smiled with bragging pride at Cody , sweaty and eyelids fluttering .

" Ti amo ! " Third rotation , fourth , seventh ...

His testicles , one of the few body parts he had that were slick smooth , also swung , feeling heavier and smacked against the smaller , adorable backside .

After a dozen passed , both men were screaming for each other , showered in their bodies salt water and panting heavily .

Cesaro rumbled a strange purring sound from the depths of his vocal cords , sighed and secretly prayed .

Here there be the dangerous part .

He circled , spun for the finale and timed it , watching from the corner of his sight and pulled out exactly - he hoped , terrified - as Cody's face , head , precious neck and upper body faced the bundle of pillows .

His lover went flying and landed , surprised , shaking and leaking semen , right into the soft , stacked pile .

Antonio exhaled the biggest ' Whew ! ' he had in years and crawled , trembling and teary eyed to the brunette .

Cody was grinning and laughing .

Laughing gleefully , the most wonderful sound !

" The most wonderful man . My love . "

The dog owning fan of video games beamed , then kissed and hugged his suave lover .

" Lungo , con panna , flat white . " he snickered , slipping beneath the covers .

" What was that ? "

" Saying I love you in a way that you should appreciate . ' Cody winked , stuck out his tongue and bundled under the bedding , cozy and in a great mood .

" You're brilliant , special , one of a kind . Men not nearly as smart would've gone by the simplicity of expresso and latte . " Cesaro replied , also in a silly mood . " Flat white isn't a coffee drink , however . It's Sheamus after meeting a steamroller . "

" Ahhhhhhhhh , yes ! " the American whooped overjoyed laughter and kissed his international beloved to increased panting before the mostly bald male broke away .

" I'm not a gentleman unfortunately . I'll excuse myself and the bladder , sorry . '

" Why apologize for having bodily functions ? Go ahead and do what's needed . "

Dustin's younger brother smiled somehow devilishly once the bathroom door shut , the lock clicking .

He pounced on the gym duffel , unzipped , dug and lunged for the notepad .

Pencil lead scratched across paper .

Antonio's name joined Barrett and Sandow .

Three prizes dropped , removed from Cody's private ' Fuck - It ' list .

Swigging from a water bottle and then sipping coffee from a styrofoam , lidded take out cup , he felt peaceful solo in an elevator as the buttons lit up one by one and jogging sweat dried beneath his clothes .

Stepping out , he almost tripped over his somber boyfriend .

" Thomas , is it you ? "

" I've not been cloned , Slater . I'm one of a kind and important , unlike other men . "

" I would've guessed you'd be sleeping in a casket about now , not wheeling a cart around at eight in the morning . "

" I'm surprised to see you fully functioning during daylight hours myself . "

" I went for a run in the dark , before it gets a hundred plus in the shade and people with my hair color not only burn , but melt . You ? "

Corbin shrugged . " I was restless , with insomnia and wanted to bring you breakfast . "

" Bear , if you continue spoiling me , I'll smell like rotten eggs . " Heath tried for a peek beneath the metal dome of a covering lid . " What is it ? Bacon , eggs and toast ? Steak ? Ham ? Fruit and oatmeal ? Bagels ? "

" Cereal . All kinds . " the more inked male smirked a little .

" Oh . Not the - " the redhead crimsoned , sucked in a tiny humiliation breath and stepped back , hands lifted to hide his face .

" And milk . Skim , whole milk ... " his boyfriend kept talking , proudly and teasing .

" Scare Bear , that challenge was a real embarrassment ! "

" Plus it was obviously favoritism fixed so that the crooked nose jerk could sweep the thing and win . "

" If you keep on bringing up my ex , I won't have an appetite for the nice breakfast you brought me . "

" Sorry , FB , but I relish bashing the inferior , the losers with my words and best of all , with my fists . "

" Well , you ARE good at fisting ... er , I mean - thanks . " the musician yanked his boyfriend's tee collar to reel him in closer and kissed with a pinch - bite on the bottom lip at the finish .

" Hey , what was that for ? ! It definitely tasted great . " the brunette asked , sucking his mouth inward to savor the blood drawn .

" Thanking you for getting in touch with Jayge and telling him how I needed my friends right then . You're a big sweetie bear and good to your friends and co - workers for a guy that's normally an antisocial , frowny faced grump man . "

" I'm being an opposite , to test it out . Besides , you make me smile , FB . "

' You look great showing emotion . You're hot to ogle , no matter if you grin or not but I prefer when you're happy . "

" Mmmm hmm . I lied about breakfast . "

The dome was raised above the thick , folded black clothing underneath .

" Oh , now , this isn't bacon at all . "

" It's yours , Cereal Killer . "

Heath flapped the long coat until it unfurled , detachable hood and sleeves sections unrolling .

" Neat ! Lots of pockets . "

" And two guitar straps on the back , one detaches and the other is built in . For your weapons . "

" Scare Bear , your stomach will growl ' cause I didn't buy you any breakfast either . " the redhead snickered and handed over a jewelry box .

" Finder Binder , you are unmistakably awesome . " The biker clipped the clasp shut on the long silver loop chain around his neck and admired the coffin nail and snake vertebrae cross attached to it .

Once in awhile Leok sat cross legged on the striped rug on the floor at the end of his bed , humming , watching the blank screen on the television that wasn't on and wondering when the Bo - Bo , potato head and their Leader would return with something to eat and coffee .

The front door had a thickly accented voice that sounded similar to his on the other side and he quit slurping stick candy to solve the mystery .

The black hair was uncombed and tousled into a hedgehog clone explosion of strands .

Beneath a darker tan , absolute steaming rage .

" Hello , brother ! The Orange person has left the room and will return shortly . "

" You ! The hottest guy of all time in the WWE became YOUR boyfriend , not mine . You get in a group with the love of my life and worst of all , you take my sister to Japan and seduced her . You fucked my sister ? ! "

" I did not . "

" You didn't ? Well , now I feel lousy for yelling at you . Sorry . "

" I am not upset so do not have stress . "

" She ... uhm - Kammy didn't put any moves on you , did she ? "

" No sex . "

" Ah , wheeeeeeeewwww ! Because I warned her not - "

" Only the lovemaking . "

" The what ? "

" With my wife . "

" The ... WHAT ? ! You did - oh no . Hell NO , you didn't ! You bastard , admitting you fucked my sister and saying you'll be her husband ? ! Shit no , that ain't happening . "

" Your sister , my wife . "

" Then I'm about to make her cry ' cause I'm going to kill you right here . "

Paul junior missed the punch to his former friend's nose and smashed his mouth by accidental aim and had hyena - human teeth plunge into his arm flesh before he slid under the other man , retreating between his legs .

He was yanked up by his hair , slammed down and stomped on before he kneed Rose and kicked him back , crashing against a wall and leaving crater dents .

Half Leok chattered and whooped nervously and his non blood brother growled hatefully at him before the two collided with the other .

The former Justin unplugged a standing lamp and strangled Adam with the cord , raced in front of him and with twin backwards kicks that a horse or donkey might fling at a predator from flying feet , dropped him after colliding roughly with groin and stomach .

Rose attacked again , feeble but a brawl nonetheless and the men trashed each other along with the suite and its decor .

" What the Hell ? Hey , stop it ! Bear , help me ? "

Bo and Corbin held Rose and Axel and Heath kept PJ in place , the ' brothers ' struggling , cursing and bleeding .

" The bastard betrayed me and did my family wrong . "

" Let me go to find my wife ! "

" My sister is NOT your wife ! Never ! "

" Whoooooooo , this is giving me a headache . " Heath sighed . " Okay , Jayge , speak your part and clue me in on what he did to get you seething . "

" It's a private matter I'm not discussing at this time . But he sucks and I hate him . "

" Uh , well ... okay . I - huh - um , your turn to talk , Adam . "

" He's not here right now , please leave a message . "

Paul junior smirked , still glaring .

His redhaired beloved blinked helplessly , mouth open .

" Then , uhm - who am I speaking to ? "

Curtis snorted and frowned , visibly disgusted and annoyed . Bo looked on , feeling lost and Baron had no emotion showing besides his regular everyday boredom .

Roman's somewhat ex - Roos scampered behind the barrier of West Virginia .

" ' N behoefte aan redding . "

Paul junior broke from the arms gripping him .

" Coward , how dare you hide behind my man ! He doesn't have to protect a horrible person like you . "

" YOUR man ? " Baron sneered and stepped forward .

" Yeah , let's NOT turn this into a argument about which of you and you want me in bed the most . BC , back off . Jay Gee , you and your brother really oughta try to get along and work out the problems of - whatever's wrong with y'all . "

" I am curious to hear him plead his case . "

" South Africa has flowers . I like roses . I think those are flowers . "

" Shiiiiiiiiiiit . No way ! . NO way . No WAY ! " Paul junior grunted and widened his eyes . " You acquired another personality from emulating me ? ? "

" Ja ! I think it is maybe Ja . "

" What else ? "

" I'm not a favorite in their eyes . I argue with them . I'm going to go my own way before they fire me since the writing's on the wall ... floor ... ceiling too . "

" And you're unhappy , ' cause Vince and Hunter are holding you back , like they did to me . "

" I must go now and my planet needs me . "

" You're planning on leaving ? ! But ... we like having you in the group . "

" Not everyone does . " Curtis slouched beside the second small dresser .

Bo swallowed spit , gulping in panic . His brother was going to boil over if - when - he found out about this latest walk out . Bray had wanted Leo from the first , less sexually determined than he'd been chasing after Ambrose , but daring to brainwash him into the Family all the same .

" Well then , I truly am sorry for fighting with and the insults . Leaving the WWE shit - hole is the smartest , greatest thing a man can do . I would rather die in pain than work here anymore . "

" You couldn't pass a drug test anyway , Meth Lab . " Corbin quipped .

" At least I have a FULL head of hair AND abs , Boring . " PJ snapped .

" Men , STOP carrying on like boys ! " Heath shouted .

" He started it ! "

" Don't blame me when it's your fault ! "

" I miss NXT . I liked FCW . Totsiens tot ons weer ontmoet . " Somewhat Leok spoke quietly .

" Aw , Jay Gee , I don't want another friend of mine to be released . "

" He doesn't hate his friends . He likes most of the wrestlers and matches but , like me and many others , he's learning freedom is most important . Having control of your life and not allowing someone else - that doesn't see your talent and hard work - means so damn much . " PJ leaned and listened . " Someone's at the front . " he said before the tapping occurred .

Baron eased the taller than the top of his head wooden rectangle outward .

" Look , everyone . " he commented sarcastically .

" Breezie ! "

The somewhat feminine featured man bee lined right to his weekend lover , carrying a filled baggie .

" I'm returning ... you left these in the room and I stuck ' em in the fridge so they wouldn't melt . "

Tyler shook the zip closed plastic bag containing rainbow sprinkle covered and chocolate coated graham crackers .

Rose chuckled cheerfully and thrilled , leaped into the Canadian's astounded arms , picking at the golden yellow hair and astonishing some of the men while disgusting another once he'd kissed him directly on the pouty duck lips and passed along the taste of bubble gum .

Bo beamed , impressed at the sight ( and getting aroused but concealing it well ) and with a laugh , shut Heath's tumbled open mouth by use of a helping hand to battle the amazement .

" Damn , big brother . You work overtime ? ! " FKA Justin asked , slightly surprised and a little more proud .

" You COULD say that . " Tyler reddened and gently rejected the offering of gummy bear on a stick , grape flavor , still in the double wrapping and removed from very long wavy brown hair .

He curled his upper lip at Perfect's kid , who was making it a point to sneer and look sickened .

Bo nervously guffawed .

Baron gave Heath a comforting glance to diminish the lonesome whining and answered the knock at the door without interest for a second time , looking nonchalantly at the skateboarder - dancer and the Sikh standing on vacuum cleaner wheel tracked carpeting in the hallway .

" GEE ! Oh thank you , WeirDango , you brought Gee along with ya ! Jinnnnnder , Jinder , Jinder , I am FLIPPING over happy to see you ! "

Second ( or Third , depending on Andrew's placement ) MB squinted during the strong hug from his OMRBestie and noticed he and his boyfriend both were being watched by a big man he didn't recognize at all .

" My sweet and sexy , amazing Raj baby thought of inviting a lot of us to lunch , for old friendships sake . " Johnny said happily , arms surrounding his Punjabi lover's lower half .

" But I'm not going broke today . Pay for your own meals , boys ! " Mahal said , smiling in his boyfriend's embrace .

" Hell , I'm in such a great mood , spending time with my guys again that I'll chip in on the bill . " the redhead added joyfully and his menacing boyfriend nodded .

" So will I . My paychecks are huuuuuuuge . " Corbin boasted .

" Awesome idea , getting the guys - most of us - back together ! " Paul junior ignored Baron and eyed his curly haired brother who was retreating beneath one of the two beds .

" Invite money and tag friends . " Rose said before he vanished above the knees .

" He wants Titus and Darren to have lunch with us . " Heath translated .

" You can understand what the misfit says ? ! " Axel spat .

" You're asking for me to crush your misshapen head . " the anti - WWE South African warned and was startled when Breeze rushed past him .

He knocked down the insulter with a kick from Canada , then sat on him .

" What is your problem ? ! " Tyler glared down at the pinned fisherman .

" Nothing ! Hell , count me out . I'm not a part of this and don't want to be . " Curtis frowned . " Move your ass of off my bod , Blondie . I'm gone . "

The fish lipped young male glowered , then switched to a goofy grin as he snapped another picture of his own face and got to his feet , allowing the bushy bearded , scowling man to escape .

" And I've got ... a hectic schedule . My calendar's full . " Bo stammered and scooted towards the front entrance , inching after one of Perfect's kids .

" My stomach's empty . " Adam came out from under his bed , crowned with a hamster size ball of lint , hair and dust build up .

" Damn low rating cleaning service . " PJ exited after him , laughing the whole way .

" You're out of bed early and ' dashing ' around . " Dustin observed , coffee mug in hand and black pleather corset top and micro mini on chest and lower body , nylon stockings and stripper shoes on his legs and feet , crowned with a white glitter beehive wig and pastel makeup smeared on his features while he looked out of the tiny kitchen's window and cut into the egg topped toast on his plate .

" Hey , you're already up , Sparkle and Shine . " Cody replied in a rush , grabbing a peanut butter - banana - bacon muffin from the hotel's complimentary for VIP guests gourmet gift basket , painted it with a slathering mixture of grape jelly on one side and strawberry jam beside that , along with a hard boiled egg . " Stop laughing ! "

" I like to watch sunrises . What about that ? "

" Nothing whatsoever but I can't waste another second with you - no offense - but the taxi's waiting and I have to get to the airport asap ! "

Putting in the effort not to trip over luggage , collide with anyone or send kids sprawling ( and then bawling ) either , he zipped through the airport , skidding until his shoe bottoms screamed high pitched and stood in front of a tiny indoor imitation of a cafe .

Shades on , dark dirt brown hair , ears a bit jutting and back on his head , much like a dumbo rat's looked and a long mouth .

Smiling at him .

" TED - Eeeeeeeeeeee ! "

No hurdles of handshakes , instead straight to the friendship and marriage obstacle course of an attached , fond never - let - go embrace .

" Scoundrel Prince , you are the face I've waited through a flight to see ! " the man who'd put a ring on his fingers beamed .

" Awww , not my body , my love ? " Cody fake pouted and shook his hips with taunting , laughter producing gyrations .

" Uhn , we'll get to that , husband . Eventually . " Ted junior stated , speed walking to the carousel of baggage to pick out his own rolling cases and gym bags . " You've been bored without me and only spending time with your brother ? "

Cody beamed , expert skills at playing innocent and looking shy and sheepish .

" Ah , me and my shadow , lonesome and wishing on the staaaaaaaars for you , Theodore . "