QUESTION 2
dear Joker,
I have a question. Can I please, please, please be your slave? I'll do ANYTHING you want. I'll shoot the President, I'll blow up a nursing home and a daycare center. I can cook too! I worship you and would do anything and everything you ask with a big smile on my face.
Jen
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Ahhhhhhh… my dear Mizzzz Jen,
You aRe the firsT reader to adDress Me directly, so foR that i will LicK your fAce. theN i might bITE your ear, if I feEl like it. I DO sTuff like that.
BeCAuse
ha Ha HAaAA
I can
Ha. Yeah, aha. Ha.
Soooo, since tHis is an adVice coluMn (call 'em liKe I sEe 'em), here iS what I would aDvise: be caReful about oFFering to Be a slave to anYone in Gotham. there are sOme veRy unsavory peoPle in this rat hole of a city.
Rat. Rat. liKe a flyiNG bat.
however, I do hapPeN to haVe a vacancy, and i am the eX-sEP-shun to the rule (beCause I rule), so yOu can be
my sLave.
cut the cruSTs off my SandWIches. i haTe onions so don't mAke any mEals with thEM I like LoTS of red meat If you Burn my
pancakes
you'LL piss me OFf and I'll finD a new slaVe girL.
and yOu betTer smiLe pretTy for meeeeee. me. me. me.
me me mE Me ME
me.
-jokER
-4oC, 2009.07.01