QUESTION 3


Dear Ms. Grace,

I'm a schoolteacher, and I teach 5th grade. Generally, I love my job, aside from two very big issues. One, of course, is the low pay, but I won't get into that. The second is that I feel helpless in my job! Many of my students act out, and if I ever try to discipline them, the parents come after me! How am I supposed to deal with the children that are disruptive in my class without getting the parents upset? I am at my wits end!

Love and thanks,

Ms. M


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Aich – ee -douBle hoCKey sTicKs - O, Mizzzz

Emmmmm

hA haHA ha I'm so fuNny

Do a faVor for me, will ya? tell the civiliZed pee-pull ($$$ wOrshipPing hypocriTes) of Gotham that Ms. GraCE can't rePly. at ALL.

Ever aGain

ever. NoPe

if you waNt more $$$ just rob a banK but stay OUT of the finANCial districT where the MOB lauNDErs their $$money$$ 'cause that's MY (mine mine) terRitory. ha terror-tor-eeeeee

miNe

i recommend tHe Korean conveNienT store at 4th and Culver aVENuE The liTtle old Woman theRe can't figure out how to LoaD the shoTgun ha-Ha hee

Ha

anD it's funnY ha to see her

cry. Boo hOo ha HA

she STocks raspbeRry zinGgers with cocoNUT, which are AweSOME. And they're Mine, too there miNe their mine don't take those my treats Mine fun with homonyms

so... m'KaY

School teeech-er, you say? HelPLEssss? No nO no nonono NO

yoU haVe the Power to warp minds. They're listeninG to what you say, mizzzz Em… they LIStEN to you

so Tell them that

baTman murdered Santa cLaus and rapeD the tOOth fairy and ate the Easter bunNy with PineaPple on a shish kebab, and watch their little fAces Fall in deJection,

heh heH hee Ha

and knoW that yOU helped to crush their sPirITS.

THAT is powerrrrrrrr

Want to bring ME for shoW and (hell) tell? i'll teLL the whelps how thEIR real parents diDn'T loVe them and left them in the AlliGator cage at the GothaM Zoo, and show i mEan tell, yes i said tell onLY (ha) how I got my sCars

The parEnts who comPlain always have tHe weak kids allergic to everYthing. If they harASS (hairy Ass, ha) you, tell them to stay awaY or you'll maKe every kid eat peanut (can NuTS pee?) butter with sheLL fish and eggies beFore they say the Pledge of AlleGIance

TO THE JOKER me me mE me me Me

Let me knoW which kids are the bULLies. i'll need 'em in a feW years ha Ha

-JoKeR

my banks mY zinGErs mine


-4oC, 2009.07.01