Dumbledore had big plans he knew he had to make a stand for the mistreatment of mudbloods at Hogwarts. While Hagrid and Snape sang the Hogwarts school song Dumbledore did not stand instead he took a knee. Dumbledore then became furious as he realized nobody saw him kneeling behind the staff table. Dumbledore then climbed on top of the Slytherin table and kneeled. "See I support muggleborns you filfy sombitches Dumbledore belched. Dumbledore became pleased as Snape and Hagrid sang louder meaning they saw his protest. The staff was confused as they saw Dumbledore now snoring as he decided to take a nap on the Slytherin table. When they were finished Dumbledore mooned the Slytherin table before telling them that Hogwarts would accept 100 new foreign students from Durmstrang who were expelled for refusing to use dark magic. Dumbledore also said Hogwarts had taken in ten muggle students to learn Divination and in order to move Slytherin toward the light they would all go to Slytherin. But Dumbledore had the biggest news of all.
Dumbledore had fake tears held a picture of a smiling muggle family in his disgusting grotesque excuse for a hand. "These muggles were killed by deatheaters whos kids are in Slytherin so now we must punish their kids" Dumbledore belched after punching Flitwick as he tried to explain that the kids did not do it. Dumbledore summoned Parkinson, Bulstrode, Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott, and Zabini. Dumbledoe was now carring the sword of Gryffindor and with one swipe decapitated Bulstrode. As the students screamed Snape came in and managed to save the remaining students while Hagrid held down Dumbledore who kept scraming "is a my head". The rest of the Slytherins took Bulstrode's body back to the hospital wing.
As Dumbledore lay in his cell in Azkaban that night he looked out the window and laughed "Hello darkness" he belched at the moon creeping out the dementors.
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Dumbledore had escaped Azkaban on the back of a dementor. Meanwhile Hogwarts was having an election for the new headmaster between Snape and McGonagall. McGonagall won the popular vote because she received all the Gyffindor votes. but Snape won the other three houses to become headmaster and fulfill his promise to make Hogwarts great again. Snape had to keep Hogwarts safe from Dumbledore whom was currently pillagaing Diagon Alley for food and followers on his magic carpet.