Dumbledore had broken into the Hogwarts kitchen with the hope of ruining the food. After killing and chopping up hundreds of house elves to put in his gumbo he dumped three tons of ghost peppers into the pot "mo hotta mo betta" he rocco belched.
Meanwhile Minerva and Flitwick had brocken into Dumbledores cave. While Minerva went in one chamber Flitwick went to the back of the cave. Flitwick dropped his wand when he he went to pick it up he was hit in the back with a pick ax killing him. The odd figure pulled him to the cave wall which slid open and the figure took its victim into its hidden layer. Minerva thought Flitwick left without her so apparated away.
Dumbledore was advised to come with his hands up by the aurors. But he apparated away and went back to Diagon Allay.
Meanwhile at the cave
Minerva had asked Severus to come back with her to look for Flitwick. As Snape ransacked the cave Dumbledore appeared. "What the fudge are ye doin in me cave" Dumbledore belched. "Yer dead come on ye lump bring it" Dumbledore belched creamely. Before they could ask what he meant the cave door slid open. The figure was wearing Flitwicks face and was armed with a weed eater. As they were chases out the figure caught Mcgonagall by clipping her leg. As she carried her back she realized Sbape escaped. " Do not worry Molly Severus will return for Molly" he tickle belched as he treated himself to some candy. Little did she know Snape hated Minerva and would not be back.