Dumbledore was back in the castle. As he whistled to down the hall he was grabbed by Hagrid who ripped a piece of his head off. After escaping and patching the rest of his head up with some famous Hogwarts red clay he went to go clog the Hogwarts toilets. But when he arrived he was hit in the back of the head with a crowbar causing him to bleed. As he cried Snape shoved a knife up his dickhole splitting it in half. Dumbledore burst into tears and was shoved in the schools giant coal stove. The crowd rejoiced Dumbledore was dead. Nobody saw the fork fall from the ashes.
A/N sorry for the slow update and the cliff hanger. What will the fork mean?