Beavis stood near his daughter's incubator as he impatiently, yet protectively waited for the moment when the doctors would inform him that he could take her home.
"You know they like...said she could be in here for a long time, right dude? Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead questioned.
"I don't care..." Beavis replied darkly, not taking his eyes off of his daughter.
"You really stink, Beavis!" Butthead complained as Beavis not only wreaked of an unwashed-body but of decay from the blood of Deidra's Father and his unborn son that saturated his hair and clothing.
"I don't care, okay?! There's more things I care about than that! Mm-heh-heh..." Beavis growled, causing Butthead to fearfully take a few steps back until he had backed into Deidra.
"Maybe you should give him some space..." Deidra sighed as she placed a hand on Butthead's shoulder.
"Uh...Okay...Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead sighed in defeat before exiting the room as Deidra approached her fiancé.
"You don't have to stay in here all the time...The Doctor said she'll be fine..." Deidra placed a hand on her fiancé's shoulder, causing him to jump slightly.
"I don't wanna leave her...Heh-heh..." Beavis replied in a solemn tone.
"What do you think we should name her?" Deidra asked in a soft tone.
"You should name her...I already named James...It's only like...fair and stuff...Mm-heh-heh..." Beavis replied, causing Deidra's eyes to tear up again.
"How about...Jaycee?" Deidra suggested.
"Yeah...Yeah, I like that..." Beavis agreed in a soft tone, his voice still weak from malnutrition. The poor blond had not been able to eat since the day James had died out of both anxiety and grief.
"Jaycee Lynn Beavis it is..." Deidra smiled as she rested her head on her fiancé's shoulder, despite the smell of death that wafted from him.
"D-Do you think she'll end up like me?" Beavis questioned, afraid that his daughter would be ridiculed like he was.
"I sure hope so because you're amazing..." Deidra smiled up at the blond, provoking a warm smile from him in return. Their conversation was interrupted by the nurse entering the room to check on their child's health.
"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Beavis, Your daughter is ready to come home with you." The Nurse announced with a small smile as Beavis and Deidra shared a celebratory-hug. The Nurse retrieved Jaycee from the incubator and prepared to hand her over to Deidra when Deidra stopped her.
"Beavis deserves to hold her first; he stayed with her for days..." Deidra smiled as the Nurse gently placed Jaycee into Beavis' arms. Beavis smiled down at his tiny daughter lovingly as the infant gently opened her hazel eyes to view her father for the first time.
"Heh-heh!" Jaycee giggled a childlike version of Beavis' laughter as she reached up toward her father's loving face with a look of pure joy. Beavis let out a small sob of joy that was mixed with his own, familiar laughter as tears of joy began to cascade down his cheeks. Deidra smiled softly as she watched her fiancé gently cradle his daughter closer to him, his daughter returning the embrace. That day, Beavis swore to protect his daughter from anyone who might want to harm her, like McVicker or Gina would always attempt to harm him.
"She has your laugh..." Deidra cooed, approaching her new family as Butthead was finally allowed to reenter the room.
"Huh-huh...You're crying..." Butthead playfully teased.
"Shut up, Butthead..." Beavis whispered, not losing his smile for a second.
"Think she'll like, torture McDicker like we did? Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead grinned.
"Heh-heh...Probably..." Beavis snickered. Once all of the paperwork was filled out, Beavis called his new record dealer, Norm and asked him to give him and his new family a ride back to his hotel-room.
"It's so cool that you get to like...sing on M.T.V. now Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead complimented as he reentered the Limousine with a bag of chips he had purchased from the Maxi-Mart they had stopped at.
"You can like...sing with me next time if ya want heh-heh!" Beavis happily offered.
"Wait! Did we forget Jaycee?!" Deidra gasped upon remembering that her infant-daughter was missing.
"Oh, crap! She's still in the gas station!" Beavis exclaimed before hastily exiting his new Limo and dashing back into the gas station to retrieve the infant he had left on the counter. Butthead and Deidra both exchanged glances before bursting into an uproar of laughter at the light-hearted incident. One week later, a crowd of eager-fans anxiously awaited the next, new song of their new, favorite singer, Beavis and his new partner, Butthead.
Deidra cradled Jaycee in her arms as she proudly awaited to see her boyfriend's next performance. It was almost comical how her Father assumed that he was too ignorant to amount to anything and now he was a rich, famous singer. An uproar of cheers erupted from the crowd when Butthead stepped out, onto the stage and began to play an electric guitar.
"Right! Right! Turn off the lights! We're gonna lose our minds tonight!" Beavis began to sing into his microphone as he stepped onto the stage with Butthead.
"What's the dealio?!" The two friends sang together.
"I love when it's all too much! Five A.M. turn the radio up! Where's the rock and roll?!" Butthead sang the next part of the song before chanting a fake, guitar noise into the microphone and cheering.
"Party crasher! Panty snatcher!" Beavis sang the next part.
"Call me up if you are gangster!" Butthead continued.
"Don't be fancy, just get dancy!" Beavis added.
"Why so serious?! So raise your..." Beavis and Butthead began to sing together when Beavis had accidentally dropped his microphone.
"Oh crap!" He muttered beneath his breath before picking it back up.
"So raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways! All my underdogs! We will never be, ever be anything but loud and nitty-gritty, dirty, little freaks! Won't you come on, just come on and raise your glass! Just come on and come on and raise your glass for me..." Beavis and Butthead finished their new hit, earning another uproar of cheers from the crowd.
"You were great as always!" Deidra reunited with her husband backstage.
"Thanks babe! Heh-heh!" Beavis thanked with a sweet smile.
"I got you something..." Deidra smiled softly before handing Jaycee over to Butthead so she could hand Beavis a sterling-silver, cross necklace.
"Do you know what kind of necklace that is?" Deidra asked softly as Beavis gently took ahold of the gift.
"Um...A cross? Heh-heh!" Beavis guessed with an awkward grin
"Well, yes but it's also a crematory necklace..." Deidra explained with a soft smile.
"A crema-what? Heh-heh!" Beavis questioned with a curious tilt of his head.
"A cremetory necklace...our son's ashes are inside of it..." Deidra explained softly as Beavis stared down at the necklace with a newfound attachment.
"Ew! Morbid much? Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead grimaced.
"Now he'll always be with you..." Deidra gently placed the necklace around her husband's neck. Beavis smiled down at the necklace that contained his son's ashes before turning to pull Deidra into a gentle hug.
"All's well that uh...ends well...Uh-huh-huh..." Butthead grinned, finally happy about his best friend's success.
THE END...