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Tony and Elena got married when Elena was four and a half months pregnant. It was a small personal ceremony with the only guests in attendance being the Avengers and Fury, who married them. When they got back from their two week honeymoon they settled into life together happily. Elena's pregnancy went without a hitch and she was now in her ninth month and only two weeks from her due date.
"Hayden." Elena suggested, they'd been doing this for the past three months. They didn't know the sex of their baby and were still trying to find a name for it. Neither had achieved a winning name yet and they would just randomly say names in the hopes of finding one they both liked.
"For a boy or a girl?"
"Either?"
"No." Tony thought for a second and then returned his own name. "Phoebe."
"No." Tony chuckled and then looked at the time.
"I have to go back down to the lab, my time is up unfortunately."
"Ok, don't hurt yourself too much." Elena said as she went back to stuffing her face. Tony laughed and went back to the lab. Bruce and Tony had agreed to put a ban on the lab from Elena for safety reasons with the amount of accidents they had in there. She complied only because she had to.
An hour later, Elena was sitting alone in the living area on common floor 4, when she felt a sharp pain that felt an awful lot like a contraction. She checked the time and then started to think.
"JARVIS where is everyone at the moment?"
"Captain Rodgers and Mr. Barnes are in the gym, Mr. Barton and Mrs. Romanoff are in the shooting range, Dr. Banner and sir are in the lab, Mr and Mrs. Maximoff are in their rooms, Mr. Odinson and Mr. Laufeyson are talking on the roof, and Mr. Wilson is in the garage working on his bike unsuccessfully." Elena snorted at Sam's misfortune and replied.
"Thank you JARVIS, just thought it was a little too quiet."
"You are aware that I can read your vital signs, correct?"
"JARVIS, please don't tell anyone yet. I'm not ready and I will wait until they are closer together so that I don't need to wait in the hospital for hours."
"I advise against that course of action. It could become dangerous."
"I advise against talking to me or telling anyone about this until I'm ready or I will go on a killing spree of all your sensors." The AI stayed silent for the time being and Elena suffered another contraction. She looked and saw they were close together and decided to go to the hospital after all.
"JARVIS? I'm sorry, I love you." She told the AI as she stood and walked to the elevator. "Bring me down to the floor where my husband is please."
"You aren't allowed on the lab floors."
"I won't go into the lab, just to the floor and to the door outside of it." The elevator went to the correct floor and Elena disembarked. She knocked loudly on the glass and Bruce came over.
"Elena, you're not supposed to be on this floor."
"Can you go get Tony?" Bruce nodded and left her outside of the lab to retrieve her husband.
"Elena, what are you doing here? What's wrong?"
"I'm in labor; I think I should go to the hospital. Just thought I would invite you first, you know, seeing as how it is your child."
"You're in labor?"
"Yes, I really should get going now. So are you coming?"
"Yeah I'm coming, let's go." Tony exited the lab and took Elena's hand in his own. "JARVIS notify the team after we leave the garage that I'm taking Elena to the hospital to birth my child."
"Of course, sir."
"Did you have to phrase it like that?"
"I'm freaking out right now."
"Good, you should be. I will be later when it sinks in that I have to push something giant through a very small hole."
"Yeah, please don't make me see that."
"I won't, in fact you're not even allowed to move from by my shoulders."
"Okay, I can live with that." The team arrived at the hospital five minutes after Elena and Tony and settled into the waiting room for the child to be born. 12 hours later the couple had a tiny baby girl, who they named Lily Emily Stark. Loki and Wanda were the godparents of the little girl. What they got as a surprise, though, was the little boy they also had. He was named Ty Anthony Stark, and Natasha and Bruce were the godparents of him.
"They are so cute." Elena cried quietly into Tony's shoulder as he held Ty and she held Lily. "But don't you dare make me go through pregnancy and labor again."
"Deal." Tony chuckled "As long as you never make me live without you. Or deal with them without you."
"Deal." Elena muttered. She promptly fell asleep and Tony placed both babies into the tiny cribs in the room to do the same. Tony couldn't help but think that he'd never been happier.