Once upon a time, there was a princess that was doomed, since the day of her birth, to forever sleep in an eternal slumber. However, a fairy found a loophole and the princess would only need a true love's kiss to awaken her from her nap. As the audience can predict, the prince rescued the princess from her slumber. In the end, living happily forever together.
Now, how unrealistic was that?
Meeting her soulmate through her first kiss and marrying him right after - I'm going to question the logic in that. Besides, what's the possibility of that ever happening?
It doesn't make sense!
But, dear audience, you know what doesn't make absolutely any sense?
Even while sleeping for forever, Sleeping Beauty still looks fantastic. With no daily face washes, cleansers, mouth washes, moisturizers, or any skin products too! When Yui wakes up in the mornings, her faces is completely dry and her hairs smell of oil contaminating in her roots!
And, those are on the good days.
"You know that feeling when you wake up in the morning and you're excited for the day? That's one of my main goals in life. "
- Kirsten Dunst
Someday I'll have that day.
But Sweet Lemony Snicket, the light!
Coming back into consciousness, Yui's head hurts like hell. Seriously, it felt like she got a poison jab by a Croagunk!
Lifting herself into a seating position, Yui looked around the mysterious room. From the desk covered with bandages, cabins filled with medicine, and the white lab coat hanging from that chair - Yui was in the nurse's office.
The person was a decent human being, after all, noted.
Taking off the multiple layers, Yui sprung from her springy bed. When her feet touched the glossy tile floor, her shoes made a light click.
But, the kid is still getting pummeled. I'll probably give the imbecile a black eye with a busted lip. It won't be too bad and won't last-
No.
It's nearly 3 O'clock.
Granny is going to roast then slaughter me alive when I get home! Sweet pineapple sorbet, it's been hours! I'm betting she's got the machete out right now!
Dear lord, I need to run.
...
I'll need to buy a one-way ticket back to the States.
I'll also probably need my social security number first. Hm, that'll be a slight problem with it being at home and Granny is at home, so-
"Hey kid, you're finally awake!"
Head snapped up, a man wearing a white lab coat came into her sights. Dr. Shamal, he's the nurse that must've cared for me while I was unconscious, Yui thought as she read his nametag.
Meaning that he must've also seen who carried me here!
Bitch, payback time! Hehehehe!
"Oh, hi Dr. Shamal-san," Yui enthusiastically greeted the head nurse with a bright smile.
1) Be overly sweet to the point that it's revolting.
Walking towards the girl, Shamal halted his steps.
Why do I have a sudden need to hurl?
Yui leaped on the surprised man and glomped him.
Shamal stood frozen at this contact.
2) Personal space? Ha, nope! Get into that personal space until you can feel their discomfort and uneasiness!
Oh god, she's flat. I'm feeling up her chest, but there's nothing! Ew!
( Important for every female across the planet: Chest binding does wonders! For old perverts, it's like their kryptonite. It wards them off like a charm!)
Trying to peel the girl's arm off him( her nails are digging into her other arm. Dear god, I don't need bloodstains on my coat! Let go!), Shamal awkwardly questioned the middle school student, "kid, isn't this a little bit too much?"
"But, I'm so grateful Dr. Shamal-sama," Yui happily exclaimed.
Hearing the added honorific, Shamal looked down.
Big mistake.
Oh god, what is this thing? When a young maiden cries, they don't look this ugly!
3) Huge bug-eyes and a nose running with snot is the key to success. You want them to feel so disgusted that they'll do anything to get you to leave.
Whipping mucus over the man's side, Yui released the crocodile tears - Shamal cringed at this action.
( Important note: the bigger and louder the crying, the better the chances they'll say yes!)
"Oh if only I could show my gratitude towards the individual that helped me in my saddest state-"
4) Now, lay down those magical words and watch.
"The kid's name is Sawada Tsunayoshi! He lives a few blocks away, keep heading west until you hear "HIE" and a "REBORN!" Now, scram brat! I need to have this washed before the stains set!
5) Bingo.
In seconds, Yui released the man from her iron grip. She gave the man a smile showing all teeth, Thanking the poor doctor-
"Thanks, Dr. Shamal-san!
-and hightailing it out of there.
6) If you want to live, don't ever stay for the aftermath or else it'll be your downfall.
"Au Revoir!"
Slam!
With the new student out of the nurse's office, Shamal was all alone. His front was painted with mucus, wrinkles, dried blood, and tear stains. It's unsalvageable, Shamal thought as he examined his attire. He was going to have to change before heading out to his date. Shamal sighed in angst, why did this happen today of all days?
That kid, Kaname Yui, kept hugging and groping me! Ew, I never thought I would say this, but I have to admit this for once:
That's a cute girl that I would never hit on; even, if my life depended on it.
Shamal shivered at this claim.
As the womanizer walked around the room, grabbing his belongings and turning off the equipment, Shamal realized something.
- The change, from a quiet to an unbearable presence that seemed suffocating.
- The sparkles and rose petals that appeared out of nowhere.
- The over cheesiness that would make anyone want to vomit.
Fake.
And when he stated who the person that crashed into her, the kid let go.
Vongola!
She wants Sawada Tsunayoshi, the recently declared Vongola Decimo, and Shamal led her straight to him!
"Aish, Reborn is going kill me," Shamal cried.
Locking the door, the hitman rushed out of the building and onto the street that would lead him to the Sawada resident.
Shamal needs to stop that girl from meeting the Vongola candidate before it's too late.
Now, don't get Shamal wrong, the girl is completely harmless. He wouldn't have survived in the underground world and became one of the most notorious assassins if he wasn't careful. The Trident Shamal does his research and has evaluated every single person that comes in and comes out of his office.
Kaname Yui, a 13-year-old girl that's the "new kid in town." Before moving to Namimori, Kaname-san has been living with her father in the States. However, due to certain circumstances, this changed.
Yui's father, Mr. Kaname, is in jail.
His crime was accidental( Shamal checked twice!). But, Yui's father must pay for the consequences of his careless actions( He could've run, but he stayed and let the police take him in. Sometimes, I wished his moral compass wasn't that firm on doing the right things. Would've saved him a few years.).
Until she's the illegal age of 18( She's still an American citizen), Kaname-san must live with her grandmother for the rest of her school years.
Sad, but it's the only interesting part about Kaname-san. Everything else, it's just meh. She has good grades, has hobbies, and has a decent social life.
Boring.
In conclusion, Kaname-san is nothing. She's a pedestrian that's a background character, nothing more and nothing less. But, she's an outlier, something Reborn doesn't like. He enjoys chaos, but he doesn't enjoy it when he's not in control.
Everyone that Reborn has introduced to Sawada-san, they're the people that Reborn wants to form connections with the Vongola Decimo. Anyone that he didn't purposely bring in, Reborn doesn't want them and wants them out.
As you can see, Kaname Yui, wasn't someone that Reborn has brought in. So, Reborn won't like that.
And, the Trident Shamal, had done just that.
Basically, he's screwed.
And I didn't even get to go on my date!
Hope you enjoy!
My writing style changed this past month, but I hope you still like it!
I'm going to change the title of the story, any thoughts?