"Don't get the wrong idea, Malcolm," Reese breathed out, "I'm not gay-"
"I'm not gay either!"
"Sure you aren't. We're just doing this to like, prove how wrong Jessica was."
"Yes, absolutely. Just... reaffirming what we already know."
"Right! And brothers kiss sometimes, right?"
"Right!"
From his bed, Dewey put down his magazine to look at them strangely. "They really don't... guys..."
"Shut up, Dewey! Reese and I are about to participate in a very important experiment. "
"It's not really an 'experiment', it's just his tongue in your mouth."
"There you go again," Reese said. "Interfering with science."
A long, awkward pause followed.
"Well like," Malcolm said, "I don't mean to be impatient, but, we should probably just-"
"Get on with it?" Reese asked.
"Yeah. For science, obviously."
"Yeah."
Deciding he had better things to do then deal with or listen to this, Dewey held up his magazine again, plugging the ear closest to them so he wouldn't hear any unfortunate slurping noises.
Their lips brushed awkwardly, and Reese slipped his tongue in Malcolm's mouth, and then came the slurping noises. The "experiment" turned out to produce some interesting results. Malcolm, as if anyone was really surprised, was a moaner. Moaned during every little tongue brush and soft bite, but neither of them gave up their fight to be better than the other. It was disgusting and embarrassing, in Dewey's opinion, and if they wanted to do it, they should have done it when he wasn't there. Preferably in the janitor's closet at school, near all the toxic cleaning supplies.
Unfortunately, he winced, plugging his other ear, he guessed the experiment for them wasn't ending anytime soon.
Can't decide which one of them is my favorite but honestly it might be Dewey. Also, thanks so much to nolastname for reviewing again! Hit me up anytime if you wanna talk.