Short and all dialogue because it's 11 PM and there's drama
"Hey Malcolm, you ever think we're gonna get married?"
"Reese, we're both guys."
"So?"
"So that's illegal. Like, unless you wanna drive up to Canada."
"I wouldn't mind."
"But even if we did, aren't you forgetting the fact that we're related?"
"Your point?"
"That's also illegal."
"So our whole relationship... it's illegal?"
"Yes? How did you not know this?"
"...Interesting."
"...Do you kind of feel more like a badass now?"
"...Maybe."