Why does my big mouth always talk when I should be shutting up? Why does it get into me into trouble ass the freaking time? Why did it let teh most dangerous person in the history of dangerous persons know that I knew it was a vampire? Why?

I fell it's because Like I have said before: God hates me. He does! I can prove it too you! Take teh events I am about to present to you.

1. I wake up in lost boys.

2. I start off the day by getting lost, near where tehir hide out should be.

3. Marko decides to bring me to their home.

4. I mouth off to David.

5. I mouth off to david even more.

6. I freaking tell him I know he's a vampire.

And the next bullet should go like this:

7. He kills me because I am too sexy to live.

Yeah right. He's gonna kill me in fit of rage. Most likely rip me apart for knowing his secret. There is no way I am going to live after this. None I'm dead, gone, bye-bye! Why me?

David's face transformed into what the movie pictured perfectly. My defense mechanism for being scared is being sarcastic, that's why I'm going to die, right here, in this alleyway, at the hands of the person I have loved since I saw the movie.

"There's the face I've been dying to see!" I said cheekily. "And now, dot, dot. dot, I'm dead." I said, looking at the ground. I heard the man infront of me chuckle, before the grip on my arm vanished. I looked at David and he was staring at me.

"No one has ever talked back to me before, not like you have. You have disrespected me, humilated me, and you know what we are. I should kill you."

Cue my stupidity. "So why don't you?" I asked, tilting my head.

"You would make a perfect addition to our family." My eyes widened.

I state for the record now: God hates me, Zeus hates me, Hades hates me, Jesus hates me, and finally, I'm pretty sure my dead ancestors from both worlds hate me. "Hmmmm, how about NO!" I said. "I already have two messed up families. I am not joining another one. Besides you have Michael."

David's face gave away nothing. "Besides I wouldn't make a good vampire." i said, blushing a little. "I mean, yes I love blood, but I wouldn't be able to kill people, you know?" I questioned. "I would complain about my face being messed up, My nails being disgusting, I wouldn't be able to tan... Okay, I don't anyway, you got me. What about my schooling? I need to go to school!"

David went from indifferent to annoyed in less than 5 seconds. NEW RECORD!

"It doesn't matter." He said. I raised an eyebrow.

"You also forget that my family has training in vampire hunting." I said, looking at the ground. He laughed again.

"Your cousins can't take us on." I raised an eyebrow at him and shook my head.

"Aww, but they can!" I said, shouting the last part, before running from the alley. I ran down the board walk, bumping into quite a few people. I need to get out of here! I ran until I got to the store, tripping over my own feet, breathing heavily. "Don't let in them!" I gasped out. "Ze will kill me!" I drug myself to the stairs and crawled up them. Hiding out in my room. I layed on the bed, to catch my breath.

Holy, I barely go away. Well at least I know why they wouldn't hurt me. I wonder if they told Max about me, which is why protected me from them. Doubtful. i rubbed my eyes and looked at the window. The face of Paul stared in. I let out a scream and threw one of my shoes at him. It bounced off the glass and he cackled. "Shoo!" I said, motioning for him to leave. "Go away!"

"Let me in, I want to talk." He said. I narrowed my eyes.

"No! You'll steal me!" I said. "I don't like leaches."

He gave me a look. "The ones who would steal you from here would be Marko and David." He said.

I stroked my chin and looked at eh window thoughtfully. "You make an excellent point." I said. I made my way over to he window and opened it, still not welcoming him in. "But I don't trust you." He let out a sigh and glared at me. "What!? I have a reason not to trust you! Hello! Vampire?" I questioned, motioning from me to him. "not to mention, I'm considered food!"

"I just want to talk." He said, staring at me. i sighed before sitting on my bed again.

"As long as I'm not dinner." I stated. He nodded and I nodded.

"Come in." I whispered. He climbed through the window and stood there. "Far enough. I'm pretty sure my cousins are gonna barge in here guns blazing because I told them I was gonna die. What do you want to talk about?"

"the idea of you becoming our sister." He said. I shook my head. "Max says you're perfect for it."

"Max is an asshole." I said, glaring at Paul.

"But he was right, you'd be perfect! You got attitude, you got spunk, and you can stand up to David." Ha said. He strode forward and stood at the foot of my bed.

"Paul, do you want to hear my story?" I questioned him, looking at the floor. He sat on the corner of the bed. I took his silence for a yes. "Okay. I'm not even from this universe. And No I'm not an alien. I'm from I guess a different reality, where 'here' is just a movie, where vampires don't exist. I'm starting to forget my world. When I woke up here, I couldn't remember my name. Now I can't remember what town I was from, I can't remember my favorite songs, I can't remember my little brother's name even. All I know is that I shouldn't be here."

"My world, the year is 2013. I was born May 19, 1996. I know my middle name was Nichole. My mom and dad were split, I hate school, My favorite color is blue, I love pizza, I thought the color pink was an abomination, I thought I could take over the world by putting rats in the microwave. I thought life there was hard. Coming here, I found out there were very few things different, except, you know, vampires exist. Life here, god it's so much harder. It also turns out that the guy I had a crush on, is almost pure evil."

"Who do you have a crush on?" Paul questioned.

"Really? Out of the entire conversation I just old you, you're curious about who I like?" I asked, almost hysterical.

"Yep."

"It's David." I mutter. he choked before let out a booming laugh. "Shut up! I pitied him at first. I used to like Michael but he started to like Star, who I don't like. I guess I started looking at David afterwards, after he had passed. I admired him for some twisted reason."

"He dies?"

"You all do." I said, looking up at the ceiling.

"Who kills us?" He questioned.

"I can't tell you. I just ruined the entire plotline by tell you that you die. Michael does it." I said. "See why I don't like him?"

Paul let out a growl. "Star is part of the reason he does it as well. what? I don't like her either."

"Is that why you haven't-"

"I want to get close, I really do, but the movie has to play out as it did in my world." I said. Paul looked at me, I mean really looked at me.

"What would happen of it doesn't?"

"I really don't know. There wasn't an alternative ending. I wish there was."

"Maybe you are the alternative ending." Paul said, standing. He grabbed me by the shoulders before throwing me over his shoulders.

"I told you you'd steal me!" I yelled as he jumped out the window.