NERV Bets On Death Battle

by DSX62415

Shinji, Toji and Kensuke come across a set of boxes not only containing a popular internet show, but also incriminating evidence against NERV and SELEE. How do they respond to this: scamming their so called "co-workers" to the point of NERV's downfall, that's how! Rated M right from the get go (I ain't waiting for Justin Beiber VS Rabecca Black) Thanks to Yoshi3000 for helping out

2. Important please read!

NERV Bets On Death Battle

Important Message Regarding the Future Of This Story

I know that you were all expecting the next chapter of this to be the first fight between Samus and Boba, but this is just a tad more important. This chapter is going to regard the future of this story, and I need all of you to listen to me before you start spamming the review section and my private message inbox with hate mail. Now, as most of you may or may not know, this site did at one point allow reaction stories to be published, but by 2005 decided to no longer allow it due to the feeling that said writers weren't writing to their full potential. While I do say that most of us have had plenty of time to improve and create great ones, I can technically see why they would want to change their mind at the time. And as much as I would love to make people like Critics United froth out the mouth with rage, I would rather save that as a last resort. I have been called many things across my lifetime: a friend, stubborn, a douchebag, but I am also a man of reason who prefers finding a peaceful solution before resorting to all out war. Which brings us to the whole reason of this chapter: the fact that I am willing to "negotiate" for a solution that will hopefully benefit all parties. So here's the deal: If someone is willing to send me an invitation key, I will start up an Archive Of Our Own account that will be the exclusive home of not only this story, but other reaction and truth or dare related stories that I have planned, but there is one condition I have that is to be followed to the letter.

1: Since Archive Of Our Own is a site that allows the kinds of stories that this site does not to be posted, the group known as Critics United and all of their associates are to BACK OFF from writers on that site, FOR GOOD! I am willing to take my story somewhere it's allowed, the least you people can do is not go against your word and attack people there (I know what you did to Israel Pena, and I am NOT AMUSED!) And as an added measure to make sure that this doesn't happen to anyone else, I am going to issue a warning to go with it: if Critics United goes after my story on Archive Of Our Own even ONCE, I will band together as many writers that are willing to go with me as I can and bring forth the greatest writer's strike since 2007 and the Writer's Guild Of America!

The first chapter will stay on the site until I can copy it onto A03, then all future episodes will be exclusive to there.

Thank you for listening.