I like this one so I might turn it into something more... just like copy and paste it into a real doc lol.
"Ooh, here's an idea..." Reese grinned, tapping a slightly-chewed pencil to an equally-chewed piece of paper. "CAR SEX."
Malcolm sighed. "Reese... I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we destroyed the only car we had."
"So? We still HAVE a car."
"Yeah... but it's DAD'S car. Do you really want to?..." Malcolm made an obscene gesture with his fingers. "DO THAT in dad's car?"
"Well, you got any better options?"
Malcolm thought it over a minute. "...Just keep it on the list.
Now that it had been 3 months since Reese had been forced to move back into their house, and both of the boys were still just as horny as ever, they were really starting to run out of creative ways to fuck. So far, there had been the mall ("we're banned from nearly every store. Are you trying for another?"), the cereal aisle of the Lucky-Aide ("Reese, there's CAMERAS"), and the janitor's closet at school ("too risky", Malcolm had objected, "and we'll die of chemical fumes"). Which left them with behind the bushes, in the garage, and whenever they could get their parents to trust them enough to leave them alone, which was, unsurprisingly, never.